"No man in this world is a good person except me!"
"Then you might as well just be a woman."
"That won't work. I am the final benchmark for men. I will stick to the front!"
"Pooh!"
Alicia spat.
Benchmark? Just you?
How shameless!
Do your best to put gold on your face.
The longer they get along, the more she feels that the other person is thick-skinned.
She wondered how Ling Xuan could say these words without blushing or heart beating.
After sending Ji Lin away, Ling Xuan led Alicia around the Youxiong tribe.
The air is fresh and the scenery is pleasant, making it a good place for hunting*.
"You can leave the coordinates of this place and we can have a picnic here later."
With that said, Ling Xuan directly reserved a seat through the group chat.
“Can we come again??”
“Don’t underestimate the power of group chat.”
"This group chat...isn't it yours?" Alicia discovered a blind spot.
"The group chat is under my control, but it was not created by me. If I had that much ability, I could take you directly through time and face the end of previous civilization."
Alicia was stunned: "Can it be done??"
"It can be done...with a hammer."
"At least I can't, but"
"But what??"
Looking at Alicia with an expectant look on her face, Ling Xuan flicked her white forehead: "It's better not to think about destroying the timeline."
“But wouldn’t we have destroyed the timeline by helping the Bear Tribe??”
"We just did what Hua should do."
"In short, even if I accept Ji Lin as my disciple, I am still taking Hua's script."
"You are just using strong words to make excuses."
"Who knows."
"Don't be the Riddler!"
"This is obviously unfathomable."
"I feel like I have cerebral palsy?"
Ling Xuan: "..."
We can’t talk today!
"I don't dare to mess with the timeline of this world. It might affect you."
“Didn’t you say that after joining the group, you would become an existence independent of the world??”
"Don't be afraid of the worst, just be afraid of ten thousand. Some things are better left untouched."
Ling Xuan fondly touched Alicia's head, and then held her in his arms.
Hear the words
Alicia in Ling Xuan's arms nodded in agreement.
Life is pretty good now.
"Want to catch up with Kevin and Sue?"
"Forget it, I know what they will say even if I haven't seen them."
"Kevin might cry."
"Just seeing a boy crying once is enough."
"And...didn't someone say that he only wants me to be gentle to him??"
Ling Xuan was stunned for a long time.
Then he directly picked up Alicia and began to spin around in circles, shouting: "Ellie, my good Ellie!"
"Stop, who is this Ellie you are referring to?"
Alicia said as she was being held in her arms and spun around.
"It goes without saying, it's just you and me here."
"Not always."
Although Alicia didn't admit it, the slightly raised corners of her mouth said everything.
Ling Xuan chuckled after looking at it.
He even became arrogant.
…
"Master!"
As soon as Ling Xuan and his wife came back, they met his good disciple Ji Lin.
"Hey, isn't this my good disciple? How is your inner strength training going?"
"I can now gather my true energy!"
Ji Lin said with great interest.
In the black light of midnight, a faint blue light emerged.
"Not bad."
"It seems that your stigmata, little Ji Lin, is very suitable for cavalry combat."
Thinking of Hei Jilin's Pippi horse, Ling Xuan touched Jilin's little head.
Without those cumbersome headgear of later generations, it feels extremely comfortable.
"Hmm, Master, when can we practice sword practice?"
After enjoying rubbing his head for a while, Ji Lin stated his purpose.
"My master has two sets of sword techniques."
"The first one is the Changhong Sword Technique. When you practice it to perfection, the sky will be filled with fire clouds and the energy will penetrate the Changhong."
"The second one is Taixu Sword Technique. Once you practice it to a great level, you can manifest your phoenix and open the sky with one sword."
Ling Xuan stretched out two fingers.
"Which one does Master think is better?"
Ji Lin asked after being silent for a while.
"Tell me, master, why do you learn swordsmanship?"
"Protect the tribe from the [Jiuyou] monsters!" Ji Lin said without hesitation.
"This is just one of them. The most important thing is to eliminate the monsters and save the people of China!"
"Eradicate the monsters and save the people of China..."
Ji Lin was stunned, murmured Ling Xuan's words, and immediately worshiped him.
Master is Master.
This is great love!
"You will also inherit the leader of the Xiong clan in the future. You must remember one thing. It is not that you can get everyone's recognition by becoming the clan leader, but you can become the clan leader by getting everyone's recognition." Ling Xuan said in a good manner.
"I understand! Thank you Master for your teaching!"
Ji Lin looked serious after hearing this.
"It is precisely because there are no wings that people look for ways to fly. Little Jilin, you are destined to do great things. I hope your goal is not just this place, but the sea of stars!"
Ling Xuan put his hands behind his back and stared into the distance with an enigmatic expression.
Alicia on the side looked strange.
Strange!
So weird!
Too many elements.
Ji Lin's eyes were filled with admiration.
Although she doesn't understand very well, Master must have a reason for saying this!
Alicia: No, he just wants to pretend to be 13 and has a serious illness.
"So, little Ji Lin, tell me your choice."
"I want to be like Master and practice both!"
Ji Lin's eyes were longing.
"That's right, children only make choices, adults make all choices!" Ling Xuan agreed very much.
"In order to completely eliminate the disasters caused by demons, let's bring the world into China's territory!"
"Fuck your English! I don't want to see it in my life!"
Ling Xuan waved his big hand, pointed his sword at the sky, and said with great enthusiasm.
Ji Lin suddenly realized.
turn out to be
Master wants her to become the guardian of the world!
Only unity can mobilize the power of all mankind to jointly resist the disaster of demons!
As for the last sentence, she didn't understand it and automatically ignored it.
Looking at Ji Lin with light in his eyes, Alicia shook her head.
What a disaster.
A moment of silence for Western civilization.
Ji Lin went to practice in order to realize the grand cause of unifying the world as soon as possible!
"Okay, let's get out of the way. Let's continue shopping in our store." Ling Xuan continued to hug Alicia's slender waist.
Alicia: "..."
"Didn't you say you can't affect the past?"
What Alicia was talking about was of course Ling Xuan guiding Ji Lin to unify the world.
"If you think about it carefully, this seems to have nothing to do with your paradise."
"In the past thousand years, has Kevin ever been to the Paradise of the Past?"
Alicia thought for a moment and said, "It seems not."
"That's it, just do it!"
Alicia: "...Can you be more casual?"
"There must be more than just Ji Lin who has awakened his stigmata. Kevin and the others must have encountered one too."
"Impossible, that guy Kevin is so lucky that he only found an Arthur in a thousand years."
"That's true..."
After bidding farewell to Ji Lin, Ling Xuan and the others returned to the base.
As soon as they entered the door, they saw Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu lying on the sofa, touching their bellies.
"Ah, you are back!"
Seeing the three people entering the door, Danzhu stood up quickly: "How is the situation?"
"The Honkai Beast has been eliminated, and Ji Lin has successfully awakened the Stigmata." Hua said.
"Ah? Awakened so quickly? This aptitude is not ordinary."
Danzhu said in surprise.
She thought she would have to force herself to do it.
"It seems that our plan can be advanced." Cang Xuan said.
"I hope they won't be too difficult to teach." Danzhu nodded.
After all, the two sides have different perceptions.
"Okay, let's put this aside for now. I have an important decision to announce to you!"
Danzhu said seriously.
Hua was stunned and looked at Cang Xuan.
I saw the latter also nodding seriously.
Hua was silent in his heart, thinking that this might be the policy for spreading civilized knowledge in the future.
However
When Danzhu spoke, she froze on the spot and could not calm down for a long time.
"After what happened today, I felt so sad when I went to the toilet. I felt that Hua alone couldn't take care of us, so Cang Xuan and I decided to make an armed doll to take care of us!"
Danzhu said very seriously.
magnificent:"???"
Ling Xuan was also stunned, and then asked uncertainly: "Is this the decision you have been thinking about all afternoon?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
Ling Xuan: "..."
"Don't look down on me, logistics is also very important!"
"With delicious food and a comfortable living environment, you can do things better and look at the little things."
Danzhu suddenly covered his mouth mid-sentence and hurriedly changed his words: "Ahem, spread knowledge, spread knowledge."
Everyone: "→_→"
See if we believe it or not.
"Wisdom is the greatest enemy of the God of Wisdom."
Ling Xuan sighed.
"Then have you decided what to call your armed doll??"
"Actually, we have plans for a long time, but they have been put on hold due to various reasons."
Danzhu took out a terminal and placed it in front of several people.
"Cang Xiaoxuan, this is the name I gave her."
"Isn't it cute?"
"Don't look at me. Design is what Danzhu is good at. I'm only responsible for writing programs." Cang Xuan said expressionlessly.
"Actually, we also have considerations. We are ordinary human beings, unlike you, Hua, who is immortal."
"We also know Yu Duchen's ability. We just want to leave you a thought after we leave. You see, you usually don't like to talk much. If we leave, you will definitely not even have a friend to talk to.
there is none left."
"In the end, he will definitely become a boring gourd like Kevin!"
"Danzhu..."
Hua Tongyan made waves.
"As for battery life, don't worry, it won't be a problem if it lasts for three thousand years."
"What kind of magical battery life is this?"
Ling Xuan was speechless when he heard this.
How big is the charging capacity? Can the little armed doll withstand the thick and overbearing current?
I can't stand it, no matter how much I think about it.
It will be broken.
"Okay, let's not talk about these sad things, let's talk about the basic principles of civilization."
Danzhu looked at the somewhat dull Hua and said.
"Ah, speaking of this, I want to tell you something." Ling Xuan suddenly spoke.
Then he recounted what happened today.
"What? Ji Lin becomes your disciple?"
"You want her to conquer the world?"
Danzhu and Cangxuan were both stunned after hearing this.
"Any questions?"
Cang Xuan: "There is no problem, but our original intention was to let them explore on their own."
Danzhu: "You are giving the ancient emperor a map of the world."
Ling Xuan: "Instead of the various forces becoming complicated, this way humans can be more focused on fighting against Honkai."
"Well, that's right."
Danzhu rubbed his temples, feeling that his brain was a little weak.
"Forget it, I can't control it anyway, just do it and it's over!"
"That's right, that's it!"
"How can it be interesting to just be the god of China? Go and be the creator god of the world."
Danzhu was stunned for a moment, then picked up his sleeves:
"You said that and I suddenly felt motivated!"
"Okay, let's work hard!"
Ling Xuan: "And you, my friend, you are the real hero!"
"Hehe, what a hero, that's too much." Danzhu scratched his head in embarrassment.
Alicia: "..."
Cang Xuan: "..."
magnificent:"……"
Let's talk about it, these two people can definitely go on stage to sing in an opera.