After reading the introduction, he was ready to see if he could go to a civilization closer to Ya Civilization for on-the-spot inspection. However, Zhou Xian suddenly seemed to have thought of something and showed a smile of the same style made by the SpongeBob SquarePants production team.
The timepiece started from the heart, and evil turned to courage, and it immediately changed its appearance. As for what it looked like, it was of course the appearance of a civilized creature! Then it was time to show off its talents!
He appeared in the peripheral vision of this civilized creature with the image of a civilization. This civilization also uses optics to distinguish things, and it has not yet reached the level of covering the entire globe without blind spots, so
"Eh~, that's weird. I looked at it again and it seems like I saw something extraordinary! Where did it go? I obviously saw it!"
"Hey, I saw it again and again... Oh my god! What the hell! Why does it look so familiar! What the hell is this thing that makes my heart skip a beat? Is this the feeling of being restless?!"
"Hey, did you see that thing? Did I go out today without wearing a sensory aid? How could I have hallucinations?"
This time, there were several people coming out together, not just one person. It looked like they were coming out after a party on Earth. It seemed that even people from other worlds wanted to go to the dock to order French fries!
"What is it, your eyes are dazzled? I tell you not to indulge in the so-called primitive body cultivation game recently. It is all false and unscientific! You can't grasp it! Look, there is a problem now. As the saying goes, 'the dazzled eyes are the loss of eyesight'."
A sign of wisdom!', just quit when you go back today."
"Oh oh oh, okay, maybe there is something wrong with the function. Go back and fix it. Quit playing games. It's impossible. Even if I jump into a black hole, there is no way I can quit on the dead sun!"
"My mother-in-law and grandmother! There are new surprises every moment I get along with you. You are just watching TV with data in the mountains - it is always refreshed ~ my lower limit! Black holes are all a joke,
I really have no bottom line and I still have to look at you.”
While communicating, Zhou Xian was about to walk in another direction. Zhou Xian was obviously not in a hurry. Since he looked familiar, he would definitely remember it. Don't worry, let the memories fly for a while.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the guy to suddenly stop, like the Seven Fairies who had been cast by Brother Monkey. There was no specific movement, but Zhou Xian could clearly feel that the other party's detection senses had just swept over his place.
, so he cooperated very well and stood in his peripheral vision when the other party took it back...
As expected, when he saw the other party's companion, he also stopped, and his body began to have irregular fluctuations. Hehe, he, Zhou, could not change his name or surname. Today, it became clear that he was greedy for the other person's body...
Negative energy!
"Handsome guy, I may be gone today. Please tell my lovely wife at home that I will keep her as a widow for me when I am gone!"
"What happened to you all of a sudden? I'm afraid you have to go mining outside to calm down! Why do you suddenly say that you are going to die?"
"Yes, what's wrong with you? Why did you say that you were going to die? Besides, even if you are going to die, shouldn't you tell her not to wait for you? Don't worry! I will definitely take good care of my sister-in-law! You can die in peace!"
"Fart, of course I want her to be single all the time after I die, it's not like she can't live her life anymore! Oh, by the way, you guys will probably die together too. If there's anything you haven't said, let's talk about it together. If you haven't finished explaining, please tell me as soon as possible.
My family has explained it.”
Several people thought he was joking and didn't pay much attention to it. Only one of them noticed that he was indeed a little abnormal. Usually his jokes were one-off, not two kicks, and he did it in stages.
"What happened to you today? What happened?"
"Oh, what will happen? Could it be that a malicious super civilization is approaching?"
He shook his head and said: "It's worse."
"Worse? What could be worse? The alliance is going to disband? Or is the world going to be destroyed?"
He shook his head again, "It's even worse! Stop talking about this, hurry up and say what you need to say while there is still some time. Alas, I didn't expect that my handsome life would end here, and there are still beautiful alliance girls waiting for me to see!"
"My biological father and aunt! What could be more terrifying than the destruction of the world? Are you afraid that you have watched too many ghost movies before?"
"Let me go, wait, you are not talking about that civilization, are you? Haha, I am overthinking, I am overthinking, how could it be that civilization!"
"Oh, got it?! So have you figured out what color your ashes will explode into?"
As soon as they said this, the others slowly came back to their senses.
"Old swan, even the God of Creation dares to think like you! You must be joking! It must be! It must be!!!"
"Hehe~hehe~, didn't I seem to see something in front of me? It shocked me. I didn't recognize it at first, but when I was walking back, I suddenly remembered - that was a member of Ya Civilization
!”
"My bastard, don't scare me. When I was still in my mother's womb, my family asked a fortune teller to tell me my fortune. He said that this child will be good in everything in the future, but he won't. Oh, that's right.
Cowardly!"
"Brother! Did you see it wrong? How could such a terrible thing happen?"
"I understand, this must be a nightmare! Ah! The dead function gave me a heavy blow again~"
"I blew up a black hole in your house, but you said it was the function of death! Stop talking nonsense and think of your last words!"
"Wait a minute, I know you are panicking, but don't panic yet. There is nothing to be afraid of when the dustman appears. It is all because of too many rumors that it is like this. This is not the time when they just joined the R Alliance. They
You are now a normal alliance member, so don’t be afraid!”
The words of the more sensible old man immediately stabilized their situation. The others also seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, but then the one who saw Zhou Xian first spoke coldly.
"Don't think so much. Let's first figure out how to tell my family my last words. Guess why I panic? Guess why we didn't receive the notice? Guess how he got here? Did he leave?
Normal way?"
Following his questions, others also responded
…
"What the hell, why is the dustman here?!"
"My angelic grandmother! Why was there no news in advance?"
"Isn't there always a notice before the duster comes out? Why did my mother come into my room under such circumstances today - I was not prepared at all?!"
"Is the early warning system broken? Did the early warning police officer who exploded the star give his brain to the dustman for experimentation?!"
"Is the way this ghost came here serious?"
The above were all translated by Zhou Xian, and their meanings were almost the same. He might not even have translated the essence yet. At this time, Zhou Xian appeared in their peripheral vision at the right time and very considerately made them feel the attentive service from another world.
, and use their clothes to absorb every drop of negative energy, ensuring that not a drop is left in their world, and that no trace of pollution is left in this pure land.
The ones on the opposite side were making a fuss. One of them made a religious gesture similar to praying. The others didn't go there either. They were still yelling. Some of them had already started to go home.
When the news came out, someone else immediately started reporting it. Zhou Xian knew that something might happen if he stayed here any longer, so he kept running like crazy as if he was seriously ill.