"You want to get someone to help you make money, right?"
"No, I wanted to get a tattoo to help me with wealth. Now you give me a tattoo that will bring me peach blossoms. Do you understand?"
"Once the tattoo is done, I'll give you one month's rent free."
My brows furrowed.
Just you? Do you still want to have good luck? An old man wants to have good luck. What do you want to do?
But I didn't dare to say it out loud. Instead, I asked with a smile: "You are already so old, do you still want to have a good relationship?"
"Hey, don't worry about this. What's wrong with the old man? The old man can't fall in love, pick up girls, and pursue his own happiness. I used to be a fortune teller and committed five shortcomings and three shortcomings. Now I have washed my hands of it. I
What are you afraid of?"
"Stop talking nonsense and get it for me quickly."
"Fine."
Anyone who comes is a guest, so I can't push the guests away.
After thinking about it carefully, I said I would give you a tattoo of a fox.
As we all know, foxes are charming, good at confusing and seducing people, and have endless charm. The world calls them vixens, but who doesn't feel moved when they see a vixen?
Of course, this vixen refers not only to women, but also to men. Foxes are also divided into male and female. Male foxes are still very charming when tattooed on men.
But the old man waved his hands and said, "You can pull him down. The fox is one of the five immortals, and his spirituality is second only to the snake. I can't carry it, and I don't want to become a male vixen."
"Well, just give me the simplest tattoo, by the way, a peach blossom. Just give me a peach blossom tattoo."
Peach blossoms can also boost your luck. When Zhang Sangui taught me how to get a tattoo, he explained in detail that whatever you get tattooed is the same as what you eat to supplement your luck.
However, the effect of this peach blossom is not great and cannot be compared with that of a fox. However, the old man is old and does not need a too strong peach blossom. This peach blossom luck is too strong. If it can attract the little girl, it will help the evildoer.
I was joking just now when I said I gave him a tattoo of a fox, but this old man is self-aware.
So, I asked him to lie down on the sofa, took off his shirt, and started tattooing him.
The old man kept mumbling, saying that my room was too shabby. I should at least get a tattoo bed and let the guests lie down on the sofa. What would it look like?
He also said that when doing business, you should pay attention to the appearance. The interior must be well decorated and comfortable, and comfort is extremely important.
I could only smile bitterly, thinking that I was not doing business. I was doing this because I had no choice but to get rid of the curse.
I'd like to renovate this place, but I don't have the money.
This peach blossom tattoo is relatively simple. From drawing to dots and lines, it took less than half an hour to complete.
And in the process, I felt dizzy again.
The whole person was in a state of confusion, as if sleeping. When the tattoo was about to be completed, I felt a burning sensation on my back, like a fireball, spreading to my right hand. I could vaguely see a little pink light, and suddenly it was like a fireball.
It got into the peach blossom tattoo on the old man's back.
Then, I returned to normal. This time I didn't hear grandpa's cough or the singing voice. Maybe it was because the time was relatively short.
I really couldn't figure out the soul-piercing thing for a while, but I'm sure there are many evil ways in it.
"Okay." I applied some anti-inflammatory ointment to the old man and took a mirror for him to look at.
A pink peach blossom is tattooed on the back of an old man who looks like dry tree bark. It looks awkward no matter how you look at it.
While putting on his clothes, the old man muttered: "With such a small tattoo, I can save you one month's rent. I am at a loss. Of course, if the effect of this peach blossom trick is really overbearing, that is another matter."
"But your skills are too raw. You look like a raw melon and egg at first glance. You can't stay awake during the tattooing process, and your soul is a bit scattered. You have to be careful."
I frowned and wanted to ask something, but the old man's cell phone suddenly rang.
When he saw the caller number, he jumped up with excitement.
"Oh my god, does it work like this? Just after I got the peach blossom tattoo, my little darling called me?"
He couldn't wait to answer the phone, and he didn't shy away from it. In front of me, he called the woman on the other end of the phone "little darling, darling, darling" and other disgusting words.
I blushed after hearing this.
"Okay, little darling, then you wait for me at Taihu Park. I'll be there soon, hehe." The old man hung up the phone, kissed the phone with excitement, and walked out.
I said: "Hey, if your love fortune is strong, you can't harm other people's girls and their wives. There are also taboos. You..."
Before I finished speaking, the old man disappeared. What made me angry, little darling? He wouldn't harm minors, would he? Then I would really be aiding the evildoers.
Of course, even though a peach blossom tattoo is small, it still contains peach soul, spirituality and taboos. If he really wants to do something morally corrupt, it will definitely not end well.
Hey, forget it, this is his cause and effect, I just get the money for the tattoo, of course the money is worth one month's rent.
It's already bright and I'm not sleepy anymore. I'm going to have some breakfast.
I walked outside the door, stretched out, and took a breath of fresh air. When I turned around, I saw a woman staring at me in the front room next to me.
It turned out to be the eldest lady from the massage shop next door. She also rented the front room of Old Man Hu's house. The business was not very good. I saw this eldest lady playing games on her mobile phone several times in the store.
Seeing that I found her, the eldest sister smiled and walked out.
Although she looks to be in her thirties, her skin is really good, white and tender, and she has put in a lot of effort into maintaining it.
And she has such a figure, with a bulging front and a curved back. At this time, she was wearing a black tight dress, which outlined her body curves at a glance.
Coupled with the hair permed into big waves, it looks very fashionable.
If you look at her from behind, you might think she is a little girl.
But even if you take good care of yourself, you still can't hide the wrinkles at the corners of her eyes. If you look carefully, you can still tell that she is a big sister.
The sign on the door of this massage parlor is very large and conspicuous. You can definitely see it as soon as you enter this street.
However... a woman is in the massage business, and her voluptuous appearance inevitably makes people think wrongly.
"Hey, you just arrived?" The eldest sister spoke with a hint of flirtatiousness, and her big eyes flickered like those of a little girl, catching people's soul.
I am even more certain that her massage business is not just about massage.
The eldest sister looked at me up and down several times as if she were looking at a rare object, and said with a few clicks in her mouth: "Tsk, tsk, I am young, strong, and full of vitality. I am a good young man, but I am too thin. I wish I could gain weight."
, it will be better if you develop a few more muscles.”
As he spoke, he winked at me and asked me what my name was and what kind of business I was in.
To be honest, I am most afraid of dealing with people like her. How can I, a strong-blooded person like me, stand up to her coquettishness?
But out of politeness, I said hello to her. After all, we were all neighbors from now on. Then I found an excuse and wanted to run away. Unexpectedly, she grabbed my arm, came over, and asked me what I was doing with this soul-piercing thing.
of?
"Ahem, that's right, it's just a tattoo."
"Oh, tattoos, tattoos are just tattoos. Why is it called soul tattooing?"
"Haha, it sounds good, and it's easy to say."
"Easy to say? Ha, tattooing a soul is not as easy to say as a tattoo. Hee hee, your name is Li Yang. What a coincidence, my last name is also Li, we are still the same family."
"My name is Li Sinan, you can call me Sister Nan." She winked at me again.
I thought to myself that this woman looks vulgar and her name is quite nice.
"Si Nan? What a good name, haha, what a good name."
"Do you know what my name means? Sinan, which is homophonic to 'tear down a man', means tearing apart a scumbag."