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Chapter 72 Baba, why is your tail so short

The geographical location of Guifang Kingdom is that it faces south and is built against the mountains.

On the edge of the mountain, stands a tall and old sacred locust tree, which is the ancestral god of Guifang Kingdom.

The Sophora ancestral god directly absorbs the power of the soil to grow and does not require sacrifices from the Guifang people. Therefore, the Guifang country does not build any ancestral temple for people to worship. There is only a wide square facing the Sophora ancestral god. Every year, the Guifang people hold the

With faith in their hearts, they spontaneously gathered in front of the sacred locust tree to kowtow devoutly and pray to the ancestor god to bless the tribe's safety and well-being.

On both sides of the square are the residences of the King of Ghost and the Witch respectively.

They respectively guard the passage to the Sophora ancestral god. If anyone is unfavorable to the Sophora ancestral god, they will be severely punished by the two of them.

Yun Niang, the wife of Guifang Kingdom, is a native of Dongtu. When Guifang Kingdom returned to Guifang Kingdom, in order to prevent Yun Niang from missing her hometown, she specially built Guifang Kingdom in the style of Dongtu City, and the houses and courtyards at home were

The scenery in the house is exactly the same as the houses in Dongtu. Even the servants in the family bought many of them from Dongtu.

After living here for a long time, those people from the East did not miss home, but fell in love with this place and the honesty, simplicity and purity of the people in the wilderness.

In the room, Yun Niang leaned against the leader of the Guifang Kingdom and asked: "Xuanyi, people from other tribes pass by our Guifang Kingdom every year, why do you favor that little guy so much?"

"no the same."

Xuan Yi said: "It is not a simple person to come out of the ancestral land full of ferocious beasts. Hundreds of years ago, there was also a Yanbu man who came out of the ancestral land. That man was actually old and his bones were already fixed.

, but after returning to Dayan, after being baptized in the blood pool of all beasts, he jumped into the sky and created the supreme cave. Unfortunately, his talent was limited after all, and he only reached the realm of transformation. Later, when he crossed the Biluo Sea to the Eastern Land, he was killed by the Nightless Dragon Whale.

The damage caused Da Yan to summon hundreds of tribes from the Great Wilderness to rush into Biluo and kill all the Hai Clan there. From then on, no Hai Clan dared to stay in Biluo Sea."

"But what does this have to do with him?"

"Mother Yun, my ghost country is now above the middle tribe, and it is no longer possible to advance. If you want to be promoted to the upper tribe, you must have the consent of more than half of the tribes in the Hundred Tribes of the Wilderness. At that time, you will inevitably have to pull down another upper tribe.

, that is not an easy thing. This little guy will definitely be taken seriously by the Dayan Ministry when he returns to Dayan. If he can leave some incense and affection at this time, it may be helpful to my ghost Fangguo to advance to the upper level in the future. It’s a pity.

Once you enter the upper part, you have to move to the temple, and our ancestors can't move, which is really a headache."

"What's the use of going to the upper part? It's better to stay here?"

"You don't know, if you don't enter the upper part, you won't be able to participate in many things. We can only do this for the rest of our lives."

They were talking in the room, but Gongliang was already on his way.

According to the map given by Rui, the leader of the Snake Control Department, there should be the sea further ahead, but he was in the vast jungle and did not know the direction of the sea. Gongliang climbed up a giant tree to take a look and found that there was something not far ahead.

It is a big mountain. It is recorded on the map that the mountain is called Xuanyang Mountain.

Gongliang walked towards Xuanyang Mountain, wanting to see how far he was from the sea from the mountain, and to find a straight line to go there.

Speaking of which, the Lord of Guifang was the same. He had obviously built a wide road outside the city, so why not build it directly to the seaside? It would save him so much trouble.

A woman in fiery red clothes flew over the jungle on a firebird. When she passed Xuanyang Mountain, she felt the aura in the mountains in front of her was overwhelming. She wanted to go over and check it out, but she saw a pillar of light in the distance reaching straight into the sky.

, she quickly flew towards the place where the light pillar appeared.

The jungle was full of tall trees, vines, weeds and shrubs intertwined with each other. There was me among you and you among me, so I couldn't pull him away. Gongliang had to take out the Qinglong Yanyue Sword to clear the way.

Now that Migu has grown up and has the means to protect herself, he no longer restrains her. He just carries the basket on his back and will come down to rest on his own when she is tired from flying.

After walking for a while, Gongliang suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate, so he stabbed his long knife in, hurriedly ran behind a giant tree, pulled out his little brother and started to urinate.

After peeing for a while, he felt something was wrong. When he looked up, he saw Mi Gu looking at him with big round eyes and a mysterious look on his face. He was so frightened that he quickly put the thing away, so much so that his pants got wet.

"Mi Gu, what are you doing here?" Gong Liang asked angrily.

Anyone who holds it back in the middle of peeing will be in such pain.

Daddy, your tail is so short, not even as long as mine, and unlike mine, it grows in the front, has no hair, and can spray water. Mi Gu said innocently.

"This is not a tail." Gongliang bent over in pain.

What is that! Daddy. Mi Gu blinked and asked curiously.

Gongliang felt that now was not the time to discuss this issue with her, so he quickly said: "Dad will tell you later, you go there to play first."

Oh, even though he was puzzled, Mi Gu flew aside obediently.

Gongliang regained his composure and continued to pee. After he finished peeing comfortably, he discovered that the beauty of life actually lies in whether he can pee happily.

Suddenly, he saw Yuan Gungun and Xiao Ji sticking their heads out from the side and looking down at him. He couldn't help but glared and shouted, "What are you looking at?"

Humph, what’s so good about it? The tail is shorter than mine. Chubby barked a few words, turned around proudly, shook its barely there tail, and walked away in a twist.

The little chicken was still looking around, but Gongliang glared at him and quickly shrank back.

Gongliang is so frustrated that he has no tears left. His innocence that he has preserved for so many years has fallen into the eyes of these guys. It is really frustrating!

As they walked back, Mi Gu flew over and looked at Gong Liang with curiosity. When he answered the question, Yuan Gun Gun and Xiao Ji also gathered around.

Gongliang found a place to sit down and said softly: "Migu, that was not daddy's tail just now, it was a peeing thing. Remember, you can't just look at where people pee in the future, you know?"

Oh, Migu responded casually, and asked curiously: Dad, why do I pee something different from yours?

"Because dad is a man and you are a woman, how can it be the same? Remember, you can't watch others pee in the future. If someone exposes their pee in front of you, he is an exhibitionist, a fetishist, and a bad person. You

I'm going to spit on him and poison him, do you understand?" In order to prevent Migu from messing around in the future, Gongliang warned him again and again with sincerity.

Uh-huh, Migu nodded again and again, and then asked, Dad, what is a boy and what is a girl?

"Men pee standing up like daddy, and women pee squatting down like you."

Dad, sometimes I pee standing up. Mi Gu said seriously.

Gongliang was shocked by her strength.

Fortunately, the little guy didn't ask any more questions, otherwise he wouldn't know how to answer.

After resting for a while, they continued on their way and soon arrived at the foot of Xuanyang Mountain.

Xuanyang Mountain is very high, but there is sparse vegetation on the slopes, with gravel everywhere, occasional weeds, and withered yellow patches.

Gong Liang saw that this place seemed a little strange, and he immediately became cautious.


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