After handling the Lingxiang deer, Gongliang suddenly felt a strange feeling in his stomach. He looked around and ran to a patch of grass not far away.
Not long after he squatted down, he saw a round butt running over and squatting next to him.
Gong Liang stared at him and asked, "What are you doing here?"
"I want to poop too." Yuan Gungun cried out.
"Pull as you please, what are you doing squatting next to me? Come over a little bit." Gongliang rolled his eyes, this guy wanted to join in the fun even if he was squatting in a pit.
Yuanyuan snorted in dissatisfaction, but still moved his fat butt a few times as instructed.
Then, the little chicken also ran over and squatted beside him and the round rim with his legs bent in a very humane manner.
"Chicken, what are you doing?" Gongliang had never seen a bird squat like this before, and he couldn't help but asked curiously.
"Mom, I need to poop too."
Gongliang's eyebrows jumped when he heard this.
Hey, the last big player had to form a group, what kind of words do they sound like! Fortunately, Migu didn't learn them, otherwise what would he be like.
Mi Gu was flying in front of them, and when he saw them running to poop one by one, he felt that if he couldn't poop, he seemed a bit out of place, so he flew to a small tree in front of Gongliang and squatted down. Gongliang was dumbfounded and shouted : "Mi Gu, what are you doing over there?"
"Daddy, I'm having a poop." Mi Gu turned around and replied.
Gongliang felt that there were countless black threads sticking out of his head, and he didn't know what to say.
Seeing that this little thing really wanted to poop on the tree in front of him, he quickly stopped him and said, "Migu, if you want to poop, go to the side, not in front of daddy, you want to stink daddy to death!"
"oh"
After hearing what Baba said, Migu looked around, then obediently flew to a bush not far from Gongliang's left hand side and squatted on it.
Gong Liang took a look and saw that they were just in a straight line. This scene was simply too horrible to see, and he was speechless for a moment.
While pulling, he thought in his mind: Could it be that the meat of Lingxiang Deer is poisonous? Otherwise, how could they have diarrhea collectively?
But this is obviously impossible, because rice grains are not afraid of poison, and they will not cause diarrhea even if they are eaten. It is probably because they have eaten too much. Alas, I did not expect that eating meat is also a worry.
"Bad"
Mi Gu squatted on a thick branch of a small shrub, pooping in a serious manner, her face turned red from holding it in. With her unremitting efforts, she finally suppressed a lump of peanut-sized stuff. At this time, a man suddenly appeared next to her. A strange wind swept this mass of things towards Gongliang.
"Snapped"
That thing actually stuck to Gongliang's face.
Yuan Gun Gun and Xiao Ji looked stunned, their eyes wide open, indicating that they were stunned.
As soon as Migu saw the trouble, he flew away with a "whoosh" and disappeared without a trace.
Yuan Gungun and Xiao Ji saw Gong Liang's expression change, and felt that they could no longer squat down, otherwise they would suffer disaster, so they quickly got up and ran forward.
Gongliang touched his face, and without looking, he could feel the strong scent of the little guy coming from it.
What the hell is this! How could anything bad happen to him? Gongliang was so angry that he yelled.
Mi Gu hid behind a giant tree and secretly looked over at Dad, feeling that the expression on Dad's face was so scary. Yuan Gungun hid on the other side of the tree, saw Gong Liang's expression, and gloated: "Mi Gu, If you are a dead bird, the public will definitely beat you."
Mi Gu pouted her little mouth in grievance. She didn't want to be like this. It was all the fault of the wind. Who let it blow the poop on Daddy's face.
If the strange wind hadn't been found, the little guy would have drowned it with saliva.
After a while, Gongliang came back.
Migu walked out with a small mouth, turned around and raised her buttocks and said to him: "Daddy, spank my little butt! You have to spank me gently, not too hard, otherwise my butt will hurt.
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Seeing the little one's eyes full of tears, ready to burst out at any moment, Gongliang felt heartbroken. It seemed that what happened last time had left a shadow in her heart, so he quickly stepped forward to pick her up, kissing and rubbing her lovingly,
"Don't worry, Daddy won't hit you."
As soon as the little guy heard what he said, his expression suddenly changed from gloomy to clear. He held his neck with his backhand and rubbed his face affectionately.
She likes daddy the most.
Daddy treats her the best and won't even spank her little bottom.
After comforting the little guy, Gongliang continued walking forward with them.
At this time, he had no idea how to get to the temple. He used to be able to walk along the seaside, but now he didn't know the direction at all, so he could only follow Kalon's instructions.
While on the road, he took the opportunity to practice the Six Meridians Divine Sword. In just a short period of time, he had already mastered the Shaoshang Sword, Shangyang Sword and Shaochong Sword among the Six Meridians Divine Sword, that is, the thumb and index finger of his right hand.
and the little finger. Because the acupuncture points of the other Divine Swords have not been opened, there is nothing that can be done. As for the Shaoze Sword on the little finger of the left hand, the injury has not healed yet, so we can only practice it after it heals.
Not only did he wield the Six Meridian Divine Sword, he also skillfully mastered the technique of producing axe.
During this period, he also discovered that, except for moissanite axes, other weapons made of ten thousand forged steel could not withstand the impact of the true energy, and would either explode to pieces or break off directly.
From then on, he had a little bit of capital to settle down in the wilderness.
We walked for several days in the vast jungle.
On this day, Gongliang suddenly heard someone talking in front of him. He couldn't help but feel overjoyed and ran forward quickly. As he got closer and closer, the wind carried the voice of a man and an old man to his ears.
"I want to be the shaman of the tribe," the man said.
"Do you know what witch is?" the old man asked.
The man didn't answer, maybe he shook his head or something, but Gongliang couldn't see it.
"A witch has horizontal lines up and down, a vertical one in the middle, and two people on the left and right. Some people say that a witch is a person who can reach heaven and earth and control the tribe. Some people say that a witch is a prophet, a great wise man, and a leader who makes the tribe strong and civilized.
.But in fact, neither of them are witches. There is a vertical line in the middle connecting the upper and lower parts, holding two people's hands. In fact, it means that the witch can protect the tribe from wind and rain, lead the tribe forward, and is intended to protect. It is more of a responsibility. Becoming a member of the tribe
A witch does not need to be amazingly talented. As long as he protects the tribe from being invaded by wild beasts and protects the health of his people, he is a great witch.
But in your eyes, I see neither protection nor responsibility, but ambition.
Ambition may bring prosperity and strength to the tribe, allowing the tribe to rank among the hundreds of tribes in the wilderness, but it may also bring destruction.
Look at the Jiaohui tribe near us. It was because the leader of the tribe was too ambitious that he went astray, which led to the destruction of the tribe and the loss of inheritance.
You are still young, and your horizons are too shallow after all. It is better to go to the temple and see the Middle-earth. If you still insist on your opinion when you come back, I will not stop you. I just ask you to let me lead some people who are willing to follow.
My people left the tribe to prevent misfortune in the future and leave a legacy for the tribe so as not to be annihilated by the ancestral fire and let all the ancestors fall into the endless abyss and suffer the suffering of the fire burning like you and me."
After hearing the witch's words, the man lost his virginity and burst into tears.
Gongliang came closer and heard the two talking. He didn't want to disturb them, so he just stood in the forest.
Through the gaps in the leaves, he found that the place he was on was a hillside. On the green grass below stood an old man who had experienced many vicissitudes of life, holding a wooden staff. In front of him, kneeling was an old man wearing animal skins and wearing an animal skin.
A man with a long sword.
After hearing the two people talking, Gongliang wanted to go out, but he felt it was too presumptuous.
Suddenly, he saw the chubby man next to him standing up, hugging a tree and looking out stupidly. He couldn't help but kick his chubby butt.
Yuan Gungun jumped out of the forest, rolling down like a black and white ball.
"Oh, oh, oh, help! Help!" Yuan Gungun cried out as he rolled.
It's a pity that no one rescued it. It was Gong Liang who kicked it out originally.
After it rolled down, Gongliang jumped out of the forest and followed it down.
When the man heard the sound, he immediately jumped up from the ground, drew out his sword, and naturally stood in front of the witch.
Yuan Gungun rolled to the bottom, struggled "Ouch", and roared at Gong Liang who was coming down, "Gong Liang, how dare you kick my ass, I will bite you to death."
Seeing that this guy actually bit him, Gongliang quickly hugged him.
Yuan Gungun was held tightly by him and couldn't move. He wanted to bite but couldn't. He could only yell in his mouth, "Young man, I will bite you to death, I will bite you to death."