The more the four-armed Nezha Lier talked, the more excited he became, and the more excited he got, the more his butt twisted.
It's as if Gongliang's hair is like a weed on the ground. The main thing is that it is not a weed.
The most important thing is that the four-armed Nezha Lier didn't wear any pants. He wore a red bellyband all day long and showed off his vagina.
I don’t know if this little thing wiped his butt when he was defecating, but he was twisting on his head. Do you think this black hair is straw paper? The more Gongliang looked at it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He couldn’t help shouting: “Don’t sit on me.
On the head."
Li'er was so drunk that he didn't dare to move anymore. He just opened his innocent eyes and looked down at Gongliang.
Gong Liangyuan opened his eyes angrily and grinned, making a ferocious look to scare him.
But this appearance not only did not scare the little thing, but made him dance and laugh.
Gongliang was also speechless. He didn't even know what this guy's taste was. He was not even afraid of this.
Mi Gu heard what Dad said, and said to her good friend very solemnly: "I don't like others to sit on his head. Only I can do that."
After the little guy finished speaking, he let Li'er go and flew to Daddy's head to stand on his head, making various postures for him to see. He might stand upright, stand bent over, squat, or stand on his own.
Or soaring like colorful clouds.
Finally, she sat on Daddy's shoulders, holding her ears, holding her forehead, pinching her nose, or covering her mouth, showing it to her good friends.
Gongliang didn't even know where this little kid could move so much and still look pretty.
Li'er didn't expect that there were so many postures, one standing and one sitting, and he was stunned to see them.
Mi Gu was still sitting on Dad's neck, holding Dad's head with both hands, explaining to Li'er why he was holding it and how to hold it safely.
But Gongliang was already impatient with her. He shook his head and shouted, "Don't move my head."
Migu said quickly: "Daddy, I didn't touch your head, I just touched your head."
Gongliang glanced at the little guy. What she said made sense, but he was speechless.
Mi Gu continued to sit on Dad's neck and discuss various methods of standing, sitting, and squatting on Dad's head with his good friend Four Arms Nezha. From time to time, he would let the little thing sit on it to feel the correctness of his method.
Gongliang looked at the two guys who were stepping on, sitting on, and touching his head. There were dark clouds above his head, and thunderbolts flashed.
If these two guys were on the farm, they would be naughty children who need to be dealt with.
Parents in rural areas are especially experienced in dealing with naughty children. They specially prepare a dish of stir-fried meat with bamboo slices to serve. Some are more direct, less elegant, and just educate them with sticks.
But in southern Fujian, especially in the Zhangzhou area, in order to deal with these naughty children, parents specially created a delicacy "fried shrimp with bamboo shoots" to serve them.
Bamboo branches are just bamboo branches, and what is fried are you little shrimps who are jumping around and not knowing whether to live or die.
This bamboo branch is not an ordinary bamboo branch, but a small dianthus that is about the thickness of a chopstick taken from the cracks in the rocks on the mountain. This kind of bamboo has been exposed to the sun for many years, so it is golden in color and is particularly tough. It makes a "whoosh" sound with a slight wave.
Sound of wind.
The most important thing is that this kind of bamboo is very painful when it hits the human body, but it only hurts the surface of the skin and does not hurt the inside. It is the only magic weapon to deal with naughty children.
This thing is really powerful in teaching children. Once they are beaten once, they will remember the pain of the bamboo hitting their bodies.
As long as an adult picks up a bamboo branch, the child will be frightened and cry loudly, admitting his mistake directly.
It's a pity that Gongliang doesn't have a bamboo branch in his hand now, and even if he did, he wouldn't know how to use it. He didn't even have time to hurt Mi Gu, so how could he be willing to beat her and make her cry. Fortunately, the two little guys played for a while and stopped making trouble, otherwise
I guess Gongliang is very angry.
Gongliang continued to walk forward, and from time to time the sound of reading and cheering could be heard in his ears. Following these sounds, waves of mixed wishes from all sentient beings continued to surge towards the space between his eyebrows.
In the past, these wishes required pure purple and blue flames, but now they are no longer used and are directly swallowed up by the jade book.
The reason why the power of vows is mixed is because it contains the seven emotions and six desires from all living beings.
If you remove these seven emotions and six desires, you will get the purest wish power.
It's just that after Sun Wukong was born, he played with monkeys and traveled around the world. He was no longer the emotionless stone monkey he was just born, but a flesh and blood Sun Wukong. In this case, he should have seven emotions and six desires, joy, anger, sorrow, and joy. The same goes for other things.
Because of this, the Jade Book absorbs everything without fear.
As more and more wish power is absorbed, the Sun Wukong in the Jade Book becomes more and more vivid, as if he is alive, as if he is about to jump out of the book at any time.
In fact, in addition to the wish power generated by the sale of "Stone Monkey Seeking the Way", the space also has some other sources of wish power, but most of them are scattered. However, they are all calcined by purple and blue fire to remove impurities and become the purest form.
His willpower travels everywhere.
The generation of the jade book this time absorbed and emptied the wish power in the space, and these pure wish powers were no exception.
It's just that although these wishes are small, they are endless.
The Jade Book did not reject anyone who came, and absorbed them all. As time passed, a second shadow appeared on the second page. It was the statue of the "Golden Armor War God of Heavenly Protector" installed in Lingying Palace, that is, Gongliang himself.
If Gongliang knew that he appeared in the jade book, he would not know how he would feel. He would probably not know whether to laugh or cry!
After the Stone Monkey Qiu Dao Lu became popular, Gongliang never went to the printing shop except for occasionally going to the streets to see how the market was doing. He left all the matters of printing and distribution to Chengqiu Zhong and others. He just wanted to stay quietly.
Just count the money next to you.
The hot sales of Stone Monkey Seeking the Way gave Chengqiu Zhong full of motivation.
He specially informed the printing house to print all books for Gongliang and planned to sell these books to any corner of Daxia.
He even planned to sell the books to the wilderness.
You don’t have to worry about the sales of this book in Dahuang. Instead, you have to worry about selling too well. Because the identity of Gonglianghuangren alone can attract countless people to buy it. But that’s all for later. The most important thing now is to take advantage of the Stone Monkey to seek enlightenment.
The record was a hit in the imperial capital, and this book was promoted to every corner of Daxia, so that every Daxia person could read it.
This is not a matter of public conscience, he just needs to stay at home and count the money.
Taking this opportunity, he also wrote some chapters after Sun Wukong shattered the void. When he wrote the subsequent chapters, he was very distressed because he had seen many scenes after the shattered void in the book in his previous life, and they were all suitable for subsequent chapters.
superior.
Such as the ethereal journey, such as after ascension.
Misty Journey is about the protagonist traveling between planets, and after ascension, it can be said that the demons dance wildly, which is extremely thrilling.
Compared with the freehand feeling of the ethereal journey, after the ascension, it seems more passionate.
For a moment, Gongliang hesitated.
In the end, he chose Ethereal Journey as the theme of his new book. After all, he wanted to place all the countries he passed through in Journey to the West in the book. Without this type of book, it would not be possible.
Now that he had decided, he immediately started writing.
But not all chapters in the book are copied, but borrowed.
Recently, he discovered that only the characters he created could gain more will power, otherwise it would be scattered and become distant.
Therefore, he took it more seriously when writing the book. Although there were references from time to time, the content of the book was created by himself, lest he would not have much willpower left at the end.