In the house, an elegant man and a beautiful woman were sitting in the lobby.
The elegant man is holding a scroll in his hand, while the woman is holding two long needles and flying, weaving small clothes with snow-white silk.
"Mother, mother, do you see what I caught?"
As soon as the little fat man ran in, he couldn't wait to grab the three-legged toad and show it off to the beautiful woman. The three-legged toad was still wet with urine, so he threw it around. The beautiful woman waved her hand, and a toad appeared in front of her.
A layer of gas mask to keep out the urine.
Little Fatty didn't wait for his mother to speak, but ran up to his father and showed off: "Father, father, do you see what I caught?"
The elegant man didn't want to pay attention to him, turned his head to the side, holding the book in his hand and pretended not to hear.
"Father, father, do you see what I caught?"
Seeing that he didn't see it, Little Fatty ran up to him and showed him the three-legged toad. His little hands almost stuffed the toad into his mouth.
Now the elegant man could no longer pretend to be deaf and dumb, so he quickly separated his hands with a book, and a faint smell of boy urine floated in. To be honest, it was a bit pungent. He was also unlucky. If not for entering the ruins, which caused his soul to be injured, he was covered with blood.
Even if all the magic power is lost, there is no need to suffer this torture.
Seeing that his son was about to stuff the three-legged toad over, Cai Xianchu hurriedly said: "This three-legged dragon-scale toad for fortune is good. I didn't expect that our dolphin could also find this kind of treasure. Keep it well. It will definitely be a big help in the future."
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Dou'er heard her father's words and asked happily: "Father, will I have a lot of spiritual stones in the future?"
"Yeah" Cai Xianchu responded casually.
"Then do I have many, many treasures?" Dou'er asked enthusiastically.
"I don't know about this."
When Cai Xian first saw his son engaging in chatter, he quickly cast a look at his wife asking for help.
Seeing her husband's embarrassment, E Lingyu raised the corner of her mouth slightly, and then ordered: "Lan'er, Xin'er, go get a basin of water to wash the dolphin and the three-legged fortune-seeking dragon scale toad, and then find a cage.
Lock it up. Since the master said this is a baby, we must feed it well on weekdays to prevent it from running away."
"yes."
Lan'er and Xiner snickered and went down to prepare.
After a while, the two men brought water and a cage, washed the dolphin's hands, cleaned the three-legged dragon-scaled toad that attracted wealth, and put it in the cage.
The three-legged fortune-seeking dragon-scaled toad was either stupid or something, but it didn't resist at all. He let them shut it in obediently and lie down inside quietly.
As soon as Dou'er finished washing her hands, she ran up to her father and said, "Father, my master gave me another baby yesterday. Look, this is a blanket that can fly and run very fast.
The magic talisman, and this, are the elixirs given to me by Master Bai Yi..."
Cai Xianchu was so excited that he kept taking out his precious son from his belly pocket, and said sourly: "I don't think anyone gave me so many things when I became a disciple."
E Lingyu rolled her eyes at him angrily and said, "You! It's better to clean up your mess first. Don't leave our mother and son alone when the time comes, and you don't know where you went."
"Don't worry, how can my husband be willing to leave you?"
Cai Xianchu looked at the sky outside and said, "The weather is good today. Let my husband go and earn a few more years to live."
"Father, are you going to set up a stall again? I'm going too." Dou'er quickly put away the treasures he had put out for display one by one.
"What are you going to do?" Cai Xianchu glared.
"I want to set up a stall too," Dou'er said with her head held high.
Cai Xianchu's face twitched when he thought about what this little thing was selling at the stall. He turned around and looked at each other with his wife, feeling a deep powerlessness about this little thing from the bottom of his heart.
E Lingyu and her two maids started to giggle together.
There was no way to get rid of this little thing. Cai Xianchu had no choice but to take his son with him. There was a market not far from the house, and Cai Xianchu wanted to go there to set up a stall. He only walked a few steps outside.
Dou'er acted mischievously and said, "Father, it's too slow to walk like this. Let's go there on a flying carpet!"
He took out the flying carpet from his pocket and spread it on the ground, letting his father sit on it.
This little guy didn't mind walking too slowly, he was clearly taking the opportunity to show off his new treasure.
Cai Xianchu let him go and sat on the flying carpet.
After his father sat down, Dou'er shouted to the flying carpet: "Cheng Zhuang, let's go."
The flying carpet seemed to understand his words, and then slowly rose up and flew forward according to his orders.
Cai Xianchu didn't know what to say, and so did his master. He actually gave this flying carpet that contained spirituality to his son. It was really a waste. How could his son know that if this flying carpet didn't have its own spirituality, he would have cultivated it.
It can't be driven by a little bit of Qi.
Soon they arrived at the market, and when the flying carpet landed, Cai Xianchu found a corner where people could see it, took out a table and chairs, and then took out a big flag and planted it on the ground. The flag read "Fortune Telling"
"Two big characters, and two lines of small characters next to them: "Exchange life for life, exchange life for fate. The iron mouth is straight, and the world is selfless."
Dou'er then took out some jade bottles filled with orange-yellow liquid and placed them on the ground. He also took out a sign and placed it in front. Then he spread the flying carpet on the ground and sat cross-legged, waiting for the guests to arrive.
Cai Xian glanced at it for the first time and his eyebrows jumped.
The jade bottle of orange-yellow liquid actually contains a small amount of spiritual energy. There are pieces of paper affixed to the bottle with the words "Acquired Pure Yang Liquid" written on it, and the signboard even reads "Acquired Pure Yang Liquid, True Boy"
Urine is a weapon to kill demons, eliminate ghosts, and ward off evil spirits. You must bring treasures when you enter the cave where ghosts hide."
Cai Xianchu felt a burst of black crows flying past his eyes, making a noisy "wow wah wah" sound, and felt that his whole body was not well.
His son was born with an innate pure Yang body, so urine can cause great harm to evil things such as ghosts and ghosts.
I don’t know who told him that this urine can be exchanged for spiritual stones, so the little guy kept the urine and sold it. It used to be in jars, but after being stored for a long time, the urine smelled strong and was extremely naughty.
Originally, he and his wife didn't want him to sell it. Isn't this a joke? But this little guy has become so obsessed with money since he found out that his urine can be exchanged for spiritual stones, and they won't let him exchange it for spiritual stones.
No. He and his wife had no choice but to agree.
I just didn't expect that after not seeing each other for a while, the little thing changed the urine jar into a jade bottle with spiritual energy, and even made a sign.
These things are obviously not something he can do.
Therefore, Cai Xianchu asked out of curiosity: "Dou'er, who made these bottles and signs?"
"A nephew gave it to me. He said pure yang liquid should be stored in a jade bottle to be effective. He also made a sign for me. He said that nowadays everything must be packaged, and people will look down upon it if it is not packaged."
"What's his name?" Cai Xianchu asked with a frown.
"have no idea."
Dou'er shook his head and said: "That man is fat and often comes here to buy pure yang liquid."
Cai Xianchu nodded and sat with his eyes closed, thinking in his heart: I don't know what this person's purpose is in approaching Dou'er. It seems that we need to investigate carefully. Although no one in Miaodao Xianzong dares to harm Dou'er, there are still people with ulterior motives.
, looking for an opportunity to get close and use his hands to do evil things.