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Chapter 28 Gentleman's Balls

Actually, speaking of it, Dou'er shouldn't call him Aye, because Cai Xianchu's seniority is extremely high in the Miao Dao Xian Sect, which also makes Dou'er very senior.

Being senior has the advantage of having higher seniority, but there are also difficulties, at least it is inconvenient to call people. So E Lingyu taught him that when he saw the old one, he would call him Aye, those who were similar to his father and mother would be called uncle, and those who were older than him would be called uncle.

Older brothers and sisters, those younger than him are called younger brothers and sisters.

In this way, Cai Xianchu's seniority was lowered.

But my wife's life is difficult, so I can only do this.

Otherwise, remembering the seniority of those in the sect would really be a headache.

Dou'er didn't listen to the old man's words and show his father something. Instead, he grabbed the bird curiously and started to look at it.

This little bird is not a real little bird, but its feathers, eyes, and beak are exactly the same as the real one. While the dolphin looked at it, it pulled the bird's wings, feathers, and hair.

He pawed, pulled the bird's beak, and poked its eyes. He was extremely curious about every part of the bird's body.

Cai Xianchu saw it from the side and coughed quickly and said: "Dou'er, bring me something to see."

If he doesn't say anything, the puppet bird will probably be destroyed by his son.

After hearing his father's words, Dou'er stood up and reluctantly handed him the bird in his hand, "Father, what is this little bird? Can it fly?"

"Yes. This is the guide bird. No matter where you go from now on, just tell it and it will take you where you want to go."

As Cai Xianchu said that, he looked at the guide bird and realized that it was not a popular product sold at a street stall, but a high-quality product sold in a pavilion. It looked a bit spiritual and extraordinary. Brother Ji should have bought it specially for Dou'er.

, otherwise he would not need this thing to guide him if he had been in the sect for so long.

He also had good intentions, but it was a pity that he couldn't protect himself now, otherwise he could have helped him.

Cai Xianchu sighed and printed the dolphin's breath on the guiding bird. From now on, the bird would recognize him as its master and obey his orders.

Then, he took out another spiritual stone and placed it in front of the guiding bird.

The guiding bird that had been motionless immediately started to move. It opened its beak and pecked at the spiritual stone. A stream of spiritual energy immediately poured from the spiritual stone into the guiding bird's mouth. In just a moment, the spiritual energy on the spiritual stone was absorbed by the guiding bird.

With the spiritual energy, the pair of dim eyes of the guide bird immediately lit up, with folds of divine light.

Then it flapped its wings and flew around Dolphin and Cai Xianchu, then flew around Dolphin's head and started chirping.

The dolphin was very happy to see it.

How could he not share good things with his friends? So he grabbed the guide bird and ran to show it to the three-legged fortune-seeking dragon-scaled toad.

The three-legged fortune-seeking dragon-scaled toad stared motionlessly at the guide bird that was moving in the hands of the dolphin. Suddenly it opened its mouth and spit out a long tongue to roll the bird into its mouth. After chewing it, it felt tasteless and spit it out again.

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Dou'er and Cai Xianchu were dumbfounded.

Douer was so angry that he slapped the three-legged fortune-seeking dragon-scaled toad on the head, "This is a guide bird. It's dead, so you can't eat it."

You dangled the bird around, thinking it was edible, but it didn't taste good and made you cluck your teeth. The three-legged fortune-seeking dragon-scaled toad said he was aggrieved.

Seeing that the guiding bird was damaged by the three-legged dragon-scaled dragon-scaled toad, Dou'er turned to Cai Xianchu and asked: "Father, the guiding bird was damaged by three legs."

Cai Xianchu stepped forward and turned over the guide bird and said: "It's okay, it's just that the feathers and head are broken. It can be used after repairing it."

Dou'er quickly picked up the broken guide bird and put it in his hand, "Father, go fix it."

Cai Xianchu looked at the guide bird in his hand that was still stained with the saliva of the three-legged dragon scale toad that attracts wealth. He opened and closed his mouth a few times and said nothing, but his eyes looked so helpless.

Nowadays, the acquired pure yang liquid is very popular in Miaodao Xianzong, and Dou'er quickly sold out all the items. With nothing to do, he immediately took the three-legged fortune-making dragon scale toad and sat on the flying carpet to stroll around the market.

Here in the market, he is the ancestor. The law enforcement team doesn't care, the shops don't care, the vendors don't care, and no one even cares about the people going in and out of the market to buy and sell things.

The dolphin played on the flying carpet in the market for a while, and then flew to the back where food was sold.

At this time, a large group of children gathered around a stall selling children's snacks.

Dolphin landed on a flying carpet, and immediately a bunch of little furry kids surrounded him.

"Brother Dou'er, Brother Dou'er"

"Brother Dou'er, you are here."

"Brother Dou'er, here, this candy fruit is delicious."

"Brother Dou'er, my father caught a white-headed cricket yesterday. It's very beautiful."

"Brother Dou'er, you are so embarrassed that you don't even wear pants." A little girl with a colorful butterfly tied on her head said with a cute face.

The little chubby little dolphin showed his big belly and said mightily: "Mother said, a gentleman hides his balls while a villain hides his penis. I am a gentleman, I want to show it and not hide my penis."

A bunch of little boys heard this and responded: "Brother Dou'er, I am also a gentleman. Tomorrow I will hide my balls and not hide my cock."

"I won't hide either."

"I won't hide either."

Now, it puts those little girls in a dilemma. They don’t have penises, so what are they going to show?

The adults next to me heard the conversation between the little brats and laughed like crazy.

Cai Xianchu, who had been looking at his son from a distance, twitched his face when he heard what he said. He felt that he should discuss the child's education with his wife when he went back. Otherwise, it would be okay if it continued like this. This time, it was the egg and the egg that concealed the chicken.

Don’t know what to confess anymore?

Gongliang withdrew his consciousness from the token and turned to look at the fruit space.

During this period of time, I was busy doing business and did not put a lot of things into the small black pool, so even the space expansion stopped at 6,200 acres of land.

Six thousand two hundred acres seems very large. If it were a grassland, it would be a continuous stretch; if it were a jungle, it would look vast and vast.

But in space, Gong Liang planted a forest on the left and a forest on the right, reclaimed spiritual land, and planted three-color, five-color rice, corn, demon taro, demon sunflower, tiger beans, oversized peanuts, spiritual vegetables and other edible things.

, as well as grasslands, lakes, residences, medicinal gardens, and various types of animals and poultry, so it is not very big at all.

If it weren't for Zhu Ji and the twins Shuangzhi, as well as Long Boguo and the large group of captured people helping to take care of such a large area and so many things, he would have been exhausted long ago.

Gongliang's consciousness wandered around inside, and when he saw that the newly dug Lingshuang blueberries, dragon scale pine, and mountain peaches had been planted, he left the fruit space.

When Migu got tired from playing, he lay in Daddy's arms and fell asleep "whirring".

Gong Liang looked at her sculpted little face, cute little nose, crescent moon buds, and cherry-like mouth. Everything was so cute and innocent, as if she had a spiritual charm.

It's like gushing out from it, making people love it.

I couldn't help but lower my head and kiss her delicate forehead.

"Papa"

The little guy who was sleeping suddenly opened his eyes and screamed happily.

Gongliang was startled, and he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This little thing can really surprise people anytime and anywhere.


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