At Miaodao Xianzong Port, there is a wide stone road extending into the distance.
This stone road is said to have been paved with stones quarried from the mountains at the beginning of the sect's founding. From the sect leader to the servants, everyone from the top to the bottom of the Miaodao Immortal Sect carried it with their hands. This stone road witnessed the growth of the Miaodao Immortal Sect from childhood to adulthood.
The dramatic changes have witnessed the vicissitudes of the Miaodao Immortal Sect over thousands of years, as well as the glory and splendor of the Miaodao Immortal Sect.
Nowadays, this stone road has been stepped on by people coming and going and is extremely smooth. If you look down at it, your own face seems to be reflected.
A few kilometers away from this stone road, there is a huge archway on the mountain road.
This archway is like a jade brick, carefully carved, and engraved with various deeds of the Miaodao Immortal Sect when it was founded, as well as the stories of the sect's predecessors who cultivated immortality. The aura is lingering inside, and the momentum is extraordinary.
Looking up, there are four ancient seal characters "Miaodao Xianzong" engraved in the middle of the archway.
There are two words on the giant pillars on the left and right. On the left is "There are thousands of avenues, mysterious and unknowable, and wonderful and wonderful." On the right is "The most wonderful true state, only spiritual and materialistic, and it is right at the moment."
The little chubby little dolphin sold the acquired pure yang liquid at the market, and after playing with a group of friends for a while, he was like a merry donkey, flying around on a flying carpet.
There is no need to worry about him being caught, kidnapped or beaten at a young age. Don't say that this kind of thing will not happen in Miaodao Xianzong. Even if it does, the one who will suffer is definitely not this little fat guy, but those people.
You must know that this little chubby boy is the pistachio of some elders of the sect, a caring treasure, and extremely pampered. There are seven or eight pairs of eyes staring closely at him every moment, so how could anything happen to him?
Moreover, he has an extremely high seniority in the sect, has a large audience for his products, and wants to buy a lot of things. It is too late for everyone to establish a good relationship with him, so how can they take action against him?
"Three legs, is it fun?"
Dou'er, riding a flying carpet, asked the poor three-legged fortune-seeking dragon-scaled toad beside him who was curled up in the wind.
"Quack"
The three-legged fortune-seeking dragon scale toad called out thoughtfully.
"Fun? Then let's fly a little further and we won't be able to get out when we reach the archway. Mother said we can't get out of the archway, otherwise she won't let me out again."
Dolphin talked to himself, flew forward on the flying carpet, and soon came to the archway.
As he said, E Lingyu wouldn't let him go outside the archway. This was because the sect's formations were covered inside the archway. Outside, the formations were weak. If something went wrong and there was no time to take action, how could he be allowed to go out to play with confidence?
Arrive at the archway and land on it.
The archway is so big that even the top is big enough for several little fat men to walk side by side on it.
Stepping on the archway, Dou'er felt the need to urinate. He looked around and suddenly found a gourd in the middle, so he ran over, put his penis against the mouth of the gourd and started peeing.
Under the archway, a row of Taoist soldiers wearing full armor and holding divine weapons stood blankly on the left and right. In front of the Taoist soldiers, there were several sect disciples responsible for receiving visitors.
They had discovered it long before Dolphin flew in, but they didn't say anything. Not to mention that everyone might be able to use the treasures in this little thing, just talk about his father, who is the future sect master. If there was no accident, it might be possible now
Already in charge of the Miaodao Immortal Sect.
Therefore, this little fat guy is not to be messed with, not to be messed with, not to be messed with.
After urinating, Dou'er did not leave. Instead, he sat cross-legged on the archway, propped up his chin and looked outside, thinking: I don't know when my mother will let him go outside to have a look. I heard that it is fun outside.
The Taoist soldiers and sect disciples below were not surprised by this situation, and ignored him, still sticking to their duties and standing in front of the archway.
The mountain road is quiet again.
Suddenly, a burst of movement came from the nearby forest.
"Daddy, eat the fruit, the fruit is delicious." Migu grabbed an oval-shaped fruit the size of a quail egg and stuffed it into Dad's mouth.
Gongliang opened his mouth and bit it, and a stream of sweet and slightly sour juice flowed into his mouth. It was really good.
Yuan Guanguan next to him shouted enviously: "Migu, I saw this fruit first, you have to give me some."
"I picked the fruit by chance." The little guy put his hands on his hips and said proudly.
"But I saw it first, and then you picked it. Mi Gu, we are good friends. We have good things to share together. If I see delicious fruits in the future, I will ask you to pick them. Xiao Xiangxiang also wants to eat them.
." Yuan Gungun knew that he couldn't defeat Mi Gu, so he had no choice but to present facts, reason, appeal to her feelings, and talk to her in nice words.
Spending so much thought on something to eat is enough.
Gong Liang didn't know what to say about this idiot.
The reason was that Yuan Gungun found a fruit tree in the forest just now. There were still some purple and black fruits that had not been eaten by birds and animals on the trembling branches. It was too fat to pick. He wanted Xiao Xiangxiang to pick it, but
The sharp-eyed little guy flew over and suddenly the whole place was illuminated, and then a lot of things happened next.
When Xiao Xiangxiang heard her good friend mention her name, she raised her head in confusion, not knowing what it was talking about.
Mi Gu tilted her little head and thought about it, and finally gave one to Xiao Xiangxiang and one to Yuan Guanguan. Any more would be gone.
According to his chubby appetite, one fruit wouldn't even be enough to fit between his teeth, but it would be nice to get a fruit from the stingy Mi Gu to taste.
The group of them walked out of the woods while talking. The Taoist soldiers still stood blankly, but several sect disciples looked over.
The little fat man on the archway saw Migu sitting on Gongliang's shoulder, waving his nine-colored tail, flapping his wings, grabbing a fruit in one hand and eating it. He immediately became interested and sat on the flying carpet, wanting to fly down to have a look.
But suddenly, it hit a layer of gang shield with a "bang".
E Lingyu's voice came from the distance, "You little thing, I told you not to go out, but you didn't listen. You are not allowed to go out again. Please stay at home."
Dou'er hurriedly explained: "Mom, Dou'er doesn't want to go out, Dou'er just wants to go down and have a look."
Unfortunately, no sound came again, and a big hand appeared out of thin air above the archway, grabbing him, the flying carpet, and the three-legged fortune-seeking Dragon Scale Toad.
Dou'er struggled and shouted: "Mother, let Dou'er take a look again, and then go back later, mother"
It's a pity that the big hand didn't stop at all, grabbed it and flew back, disappearing in an instant.
The disciples of the sect have seen this situation several times and are no longer surprised by it.
Gongliang is also very familiar with Dou'er. Recently, he has been looking at this little fat man selling children's urine in the market through the sect token. Sometimes he still thinks in his mind: Since this little fat man can sell urine in the market, then he
Can it also be sold? After all, it is a boy's body that has been preserved for more than ten years, so it should be more precious?
He also didn't want to think about the fact that boy's urine was called boy's urine because he was a boy. And now that he was sixteen, he was considered a teenager, but he was still a boy, at most he was considered a virgin.
Don't look at Dou'er selling baby urine and think that anyone can sell it.
How is this possible? If so, Miaodao Immortal Sect would already have a lot of people selling urine. Where would he get his turn?
In fact, the requirements for the use of baby urine are very strict.
The urine of children used for medicine in ordinary places must be under ten years old, free from illness, no thoughts of men and women, innocent, and without sperm production. To be stricter, it must be the early morning before the child is full moon.
The first pee is the best.
This is true for the common people, let alone the immortals.
So until now, Miaodao Xianzong has only come up with Dou'er, a pure yang body that can sell children's urine, and others can't do it at all. 8)