When Longqiuzi saw that Dou'er was only focused on eating, he said dissatisfiedly: "You little thing, did you pee on the sect's archway?"
How could the little fat man admit it? He shook his head vigorously and said: "No, no, uncle, the pig did not urinate randomly."
"Then why does my gourd smell like your little thing's urine?"
When Little Fatty saw the gourd, he felt bad. His little eyes bulged and he said righteously: "Uncle Master, you put the gourd on the memorial arch without a lid. The pig thought it was for peeing.
Where are the things?”
"This is the Xuanzhen gourd that I made to absorb the vitality of the earth's veins and the essence of heaven and earth. How could it be left there for people to pee on? I think you like to pee everywhere! I see my uncle pulled your penis to save you.
Peeing everywhere.”
Longqiuzi tried to pull out his chicken.
"Master, uncle, you can't pull it, you can't pull it, you can't pee if you pull it."
Dou'er was so frightened that she quickly grabbed her chicken with her feet. She was still worried and covered it tightly with her hands.
The anonymous worker and others next to him burst out laughing when they saw his panic expression.
Long Qiuzi ignored them and said: "If you want my uncle to not pull your penis, then when you go to sell your boy's urine, you can also sell the spiritual liquid in my uncle Xuanzhen's gourd. If
If you sell the spirit stone, uncle Shi will give you some."
"Uncle Master, what Dou'er sells is not boy urine, but acquired pure yang fluid." Dou'er said sternly.
Seeing the serious look on Little Fatty's face, everyone laughed again.
"Okay, okay, the acquired pure yang liquid is the acquired pure yang liquid. Come, take the gourd, and remember to help my uncle sell the spiritual liquid inside."
After Long Qiuzi finished speaking, he stuffed the gourd into his arms.
Dou'er not only did not take it, but said solemnly: "Master, uncle, the acquired pure yang liquid must be received in the morning, before eating. It is best to receive it. After collecting it, it must be kept in a clean bottle for two days. The acquired pure yang liquid inside
Yang liquid can be more pure and can kill ghosts, ward off evil spirits and eliminate evil spirits. Master's uncle's spiritual liquid has no such use, no one wants it."
Longqiuzi was furious when he heard this. He pulled out the gourd and wanted to take a sip of spiritual liquid to relieve his anger. However, thinking of the little boy's urine in the gourd, he quickly put it down, stopped talking to the little kid, walked to Changwu and sat down.
, sulking.
"Gongliang, this is your uncle Longqiuzi." Changwu introduced.
"Gongliang pays homage to his uncle."
"No need to be polite." Long Qiuzi waved his hand lazily.
Chang Wu watched from the side and said: "Junior brother, it's your first time to meet this junior. If you don't give me a treasure as a greeting gift, wouldn't it be disrespectful to you as an elder?"
When Anonymous Gong Xi and others heard Master's words, they all looked at Uncle Master. They remembered that Uncle Master didn't give them anything when they entered.
Long Qiuzi rolled his eyes. He had already used the treasure, so how could he use it as a meeting gift? But he didn't want to lose face in front of the juniors. He rolled his eyes and suddenly had an idea, so he took out a bottle from his sleeve.
There was something about the size of a finger inside.
This thing is spherical in shape, with a furry body, no eyes, ears, mouth, nose, and tongue. It seems unwilling to be trapped in the bottle and keeps hitting the wall of the bottle.
But there seems to be a forbidden law inside the bottle, and nothing can be heard outside.
When Dongmeng Zhonggong saw what was in the bottle, his eyes widened.
Because he had seen this thing before. It was the terrifying thing that ordinary people and Tao soldiers found in the forest when Gongliang was training. It looked like fertile land with mold growing on it--it was actually countless tiny insects.
It’s just that the bugs were extremely tiny at that time, but why did they become so big in a blink of an eye? Could they be different species?
I couldn't help but ask: "Uncle Master, is this a bug found in the forest that day?"
"Um"
"Then...why is it so big?"
"This is something I have recently researched. I named it the Peerless Treasure Insect. As long as you feed it something, it can pull out treasure materials for refining weapons." Long Qiuzi put the bottle in Gongliang's hand with a proud look on his face.
"Master Nephew, my uncle has given you this peerless treasure insect. If you get any incredible weapon refining materials in the future, you must share it with your uncle."
"Well..."
Gongliang took the bottle and looked at the contents, dumbfounded.
What the hell is this!
However, Long Qiuzi was quite proud. In a blink of an eye, he saw the chubby little Dou'er munching on green mulberry fruits not far away. He had another idea and waved: "Doo'er, come here quickly. Uncle Master has a treasure for you."
When Dou'er heard this, he immediately ran over and asked, "Uncle Master, what treasure do you have for Dou'er!"
With a hiss, Migu flew to Dad's shoulder and sat on it, looking down curiously.
Long Qiuzi took out another bottle from his sleeve. It was exactly the same as the bottle in Gongliang's hand, and even the contents were exactly the same.
"Look, this is a peerless treasure insect that my uncle recently developed. It will eat whatever you feed it, and it can also pull out treasure materials for refining weapons. It must be a treasure!"
Little Fatty's eyes were filled with stars when he heard this, "Uncle Master, can drinking water also help refine weapons and materials?"
He had already used this good thing himself, so how could he possibly take it out?
Long Qiuzi cursed in his heart and said: "You can't drink water, you have to eat ore. My uncle gave you this peerless treasure insect. If you pull out precious materials for refining weapons in the future, remember to share it with your uncle."
"
"Uh-huh"
Dou'er nodded repeatedly, took the things and looked at them curiously.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Long Qiuzi said again: "Tu'er, my uncle still has some peerless treasure insects here, can you help me sell them?"
There was no other way. He had exhausted all kinds of materials in his recent research, and he had no shame to ask his fellow apprentices for more - mainly because he had asked for them all and no one was willing to give them. So he came up with a way to save the country in a roundabout way.
Sell things to raise spirit stones and buy materials for research.
Dou'er heard what his uncle said, looked at the ball-like furry peerless treasure insect in the bottle, and said: "Uncle, this insect is so ugly that no one wants it. If you don't believe me, ask Mi Gu, sister Mi Gu, if you don't like it.
Is this a bug?"
"Um..."
Migu nodded, but she couldn't eat it, she didn't like fat insects!
"Really no one wants it?"
Long Qiuzi originally wanted to earn spiritual stones from peerless treasure insects, but when he heard that no one wanted them, you can imagine his frustration.
"Well, the black one is too ugly, but some people like the pink one." Dou'er has been among a group of friends for a long time and understands their thoughts best.
Long Qiuzi looked at the peerless treasure insect in the bottle and felt embarrassed. It was not easy to make this insect so big. It seemed difficult to turn it into pink again. But in order to earn some spiritual stones, it was not easy.
Please do some more research.
After Chang Wu introduced the senior brothers and elders in the sect to Gong Liang, he waved them away.
After all, everyone has something to do and it is impossible to stay here forever. Before leaving, he specifically asked Gong Liang to come over tomorrow.
In my public conscience, I guessed that the Master was going to teach him the Dharma, and I felt very excited for a moment.
After walking out of the hall, the brothers said goodbye to each other and left. Gong Liang still went to the valley with Cai Xianchu. Dolphin flew beside them on the flying carpet. The little guy Migu made a new friend and sat on the flying carpet.
Look at it on the left and touch it on the right, it looks like a lot of fun.