"La la la la la, I am a little expert in selling newspapers..."
Fengnan, Kakashi and Kai were taking a hot spring somewhere in the Land of Iron.
As for the people from the Iron Country not discovering it...
nonsense!
One Kage level, and two elite Jonin who can compete with the Kage level. If they are discovered by the people of the Iron Kingdom, then they will be killed directly. There is no need for a ninja world war. Just kill yourself!
In Kakashi's eye socket, Fengnan installed another Sharingan for him.
Kai was also slightly strengthened by Feng Nan using fruits.
Given his level, after being slightly strengthened, his strength has been significantly improved.
With such three powerful guys, Feng Nan is looking forward to an encounter with Raikage and the others!
Raikage should probably take Akane and Darui with him!
Kill him!
Must be killed!
If you meet Ohnoki, that's fine too.
Killed, must be killed!
What if I meet Mei Terumi...
Get killed!
That one will definitely be killed!
Moreover, I am absolutely serious about killing myself.
At this moment, Feng Nan was humming a song and soaking in the hot spring, which felt very comfortable.
It's a pity that there are no women, only two gentlemen, and a wretched man wearing a mask.
A precious beast that howls and screams youth!
Feng Nan sighed.
It's so hard for me!
Kakashi looked at Feng Nan: Hokage-sama, I always feel that you are thinking of something very rude.
"Kakashi, is this okay?"
Gai whispered in Kakashi's ear.
"What can I do?" Kakashi said helplessly: "Maybe the Hokage has his own considerations."
"What are you two mumbling about?"
Feng Nan said angrily: "I should have known I wouldn't have called you here. Hong, Honglian, and Maoyue Xiyan, tsk tsk, any one of these three would be better off than the two of you."
...Haha, Hokage-sama, your sentence contains a lot.
Kai hesitated and said: "Hokage-sama, if we don't go to the Five Shadows Conference now, will it have any negative consequences?"
"What's wrong?" Feng Nan looked disdainful and said, "I am the protagonist, and the protagonist should be the last one to arrive."
Kai and Kakashi were both stunned.
The last one to arrive?
There is no problem with this, but you arrived a little too late.
After a brief silence, Kakashi said slowly: "Hokage-sama, can I ask a question?"
"explain!"
"In your memory..." Kakashi said softly: "When is the meeting of the Five Shadows?"
Feng Nan said casually: "Isn't it tomorrow afternoon?"
Kakashi and Gai felt like they were struck by lightning.
Tomorrow...afternoon?
Seeing these two people, Feng Nan also fell silent.
After a long time, he whispered: "Do you want to tell me that I remembered it wrong?"
Kakashi trembled his lips and said: "Today! Hokage-sama, the Five Shadows Conference is today!"
"Kakashi!"
Feng Nan showed a fatherly smile.
Kakashi shivered and said immediately: "Lord Hokage, it has nothing to do with me. I have already told you the time for the Five Shadows meeting. I have been reminding you along the way that the time is almost up.
.”
The meaning is very clear, I will definitely not take responsibility for this!
Damn it, he tricked the other four figures. He really can't take the blame.
Feng Nan said quietly: "Kakashi, it is your responsibility to share the king's worries."
Kakashi sighed and said: "Hokage-sama, can you find someone else to bully you? If I accept this, I will definitely die."
"Okay!"
Feng Nan stood up helplessly and said, "Let's go, I guess I can still catch up."
Can you catch up?
The four actors are probably lining up to curse each other, what are you catching up with?
They are already in talks, so what if you set off at this time? Can you take a step and turn back time?
Kakashi felt that he didn't know which angle to complain from.
"Kay!"
"exist!"
"Give you thirty minutes off!"
"Why?"
"Hurry up and take a rest! The vacation will be over in thirty minutes!"
"Yes!" Kai said, although I don't understand, I will resolutely obey Hokage-sama's orders.
only……
Kai walked to the door, a little confused.
Just me?
Have a holiday?
Half an hour?
What are you doing?
Forget it, let’s practice!
"Hot-blooded youth! Burn! Roar!"
Kai yelled and started running upside down.
The roaring momentum... scared many people to run away.
I thought I was experiencing a mental illness!
The spies from the Kingdom of Iron, however, conveyed a message back to Mifune as quickly as possible.
Naruto!
Finally they found you.
It's right under our noses!
"Everyone!"
Mifune helplessly looked at the few Kage who were about to leave and said: "Hokage-sama has arrived at the Land of Iron and is on his way here."
Lei Ying said with a gloomy face: "Do you want us to wait for him here?"
You can leave too!
Mifune murmured in his heart, but smiled along with it, and finally managed to comfort the Raikage.
In fact, knowing that Feng Nan was coming this way, the few of them were no longer ready to leave.
The matters they were discussing this time were too involved. Someone's village might be destroyed, and they couldn't help themselves.
Even the violent Raikage and the powerful Onoki suppressed their tempers.
Uchiha Fengnan's crookedness is well-known in the ninja world.
They wait for each other, no one will laugh at them, at most they will say: It's that Uchiha again!
but!
When Feng Nan arrived, his first words still made a few people so angry that they almost overturned the table.
"I am Hokage, the Kage of the number one ninja village in the ninja world. I should be the first to come. How dare you come here earlier than me? What? Are you looking for trouble?"
Damn it!
The three ships were all horrified.
One day late!
All day long!
Naruto, are you pretending not to know, or are you pretending not to know?
The first thing you did after arriving was not to apologize, or to pretend to be deaf and dumb, but to curse someone first!
What do you think?
Kakashi and Gai were also stunned.
Kai said excitedly: "Did you see it? As expected of me, the Hokage of Konoha."
...Kay, what do you want to express?
Is our Hokage thick-skinned, or is he unreasonable?
"That's enough, Naruto!" Raikage smashed a big hole in the table and shouted angrily, "Do you really want to do this?"
"Bang!"
Feng Nan slapped the table hard, shattering the entire table, and shouted: "What? Are you still reasonable? Don't forget, I am the Hokage!"
Raikage was so angry that his nose was about to spit fire.
There is also Ying who is a little confused.
Are we being unreasonable?
You are obviously one day late!
Why do I feel a little guilty when I see you being so confident?
"Okay, okay!"
Mifune stepped forward to interrupt again, with a smile on his face, but his heart was full of dissatisfaction.
For this Hokage, he is quite impressive.
Finally, the five people sat down separately.
In this process, Feng Nan's provocation was indispensable.
"What are you looking at? You nigger, are you so black?"
"And you, what's wrong? If you have a bigger nose, you'll be awesome? Three inches!"
"What are you looking at? Do you think we don't know you? The shame in the shadow, you actually go mining? Damn it, my Huoying Rock has not been completed yet, should I hire you to help!?"
"And you, are you so beautiful? Are you still looking at me? If you look at me again, I will eat you!"
After going around, except for Terumi Mei, whose face was expressionless, the other Kages were gearing up.
or?
Kill Naruto here first?
If he died, they wouldn't have to think about the Ninja War.
Luo Sha almost forgot that I was struck by another god, and I must resolutely obey Feng Nan's orders!
Mifune was helpless and tried another circle of comfort.
only……
Everyone felt that their momentum was completely gone.
I was originally planning to force Feng Nan to hand over the tailed beast, but look at Feng Nan, is it possible?
Looking at the four silent figures, Feng Nan breathed a sigh of relief.
really!
Strike first to gain the upper hand!
As long as I'm not embarrassed, someone else will be embarrassed!
The ancients never deceived me!
After relaxing, Feng Nan lazily leaned on the chair with his legs crossed. This look made many people grind their teeth.
I really want to beat him!
"Ahem!"
Mifune stood up at this time and said: "According to the ancient agreement of the five great ninja villages, the Kingdom of Iron will host this Five Kage Talks."
"The five major ninja villages are the pillars of the ninja world. Even if there are conflicts, we hope that everyone can resolve them peacefully."
Mifune looked serious and said: "You should also understand that once a war breaks out between you, the ninja world will be devastated!"
"So, even the Kage of the Five Great Ninja Villages must have the spirit of dedication and sacrifice."
Feng Nan said with emotion: "What a pity!"
pity?
Mifune was startled.
"Yes!" Feng Nan said helplessly: "Mifune, you were not born in the era of Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama. Otherwise, with a person like you who understands righteousness, maybe even the first ninja world war would be over.
No."
…Where do you get your concept from?
Moreover, as soon as you said this, I couldn't say anything further, that I hope you will follow the ancient rules and hand over the tailed beast.
Senju Hashirama handed over the tailed beast. After his death, his body was not even cold, and the Ninja World War broke out.
To be more specific, Senju Hashirama's brother died, his grandson died, and the entire clan disappeared.
Mifune was speechless.
Do you want me to say: Hokage-sama, if you take a gamble and hand over the tailed beast, a war may not break out among the other ninja villages, but if you don't hand it over, a struggle will definitely break out?
Putting all your hopes on that "maybe" is the right choice.
...Mifune said that he is not as shameless as Feng Nan!
The Hokage in front of him cannot be so stupid.
Uchiha Fengnan, he saw through my thoughts?
I don't know when, but the eyes that Mifune looked at were already the Sharingan of the three magatama.
Moreover, those eyes revealed indifference.
Mifune fell into silence, feeling a bit cold in his heart.
Everyone knows that Uchiha Fengnan is messing around!
Everyone knows he is not serious!
But I can only endure it!
Why?
Because Uchiha Fengnan is very strong!
Very strong!
So strong that it makes people despair!
The violent Raikage and the powerful Ohnoki would bow their heads in front of him no matter how unwilling they were.
That’s why there is a meeting of five shadows!
So far, three wars have broken out in the ninja world, and how many times have the Five Shadows held talks?
Not to mention the Five Shadows meeting before the war, there was not even one.
Why not?
Uchiha Fengnan is too strong!
Everyone understands, they just don’t say it!
After a long time, Mifune still said: "Hokage, I hope you can put the overall situation first. It's just three tailed beasts that don't belong to Konoha. Is it worth it if a war breaks out between them?"
"Mifune, in fact, you know very well that the tailed beast is just an excuse for some people to start a war." Feng Nan said with an arrogant expression: "Under my leadership, Konoha has developed too fast. Some people
I am scared and want to use war to suppress Konoha."
Feng Nan played with his nails lazily, but said firmly: "To this, I can only say that they are dreaming!"
"Hokage!"
Onoki suddenly said: "As long as Konoha hands over the three tailed beasts, and our villages each receive 100 million taels, we guarantee that there will never be a war."
Four companies, 400 million taels.
It will be a severe blow to Konoha's economy, and they won't be able to recover for several years.
In this way, these villages can feel at ease!
Of course, they just feel at ease!
Just that they are satisfied!
Feng Nan said in surprise: "Ohnoki, what you said is really strange. Last time, weren't you still saying that the tailed beast would be returned to you? Why is there an extra 100 million taels this time? Your price has increased
Yes, much taller than you."
Onoki's face was cold and he said: "No need to say more, you should understand what I mean."
"I understand you, uncle!"
Feng Nan spoke directly and cursed loudly, saying: "Who are you? You are threatening me. Besides, you are a weakling. Who gave you the courage to put forward conditions for the strong?"
"Three-headed tailed beast, a family of 100 million taels. You are a dwarf. You are not tall, but you have very high ideas."
"If you don't accept it, we'll fight it. I'm a four-headed tailed beast. I'm still afraid of the single seedling in your hands?"
Ohnoki looked deeply at Feng Nan and said, "Is this your choice?"
"Do you admire me? Do you have the urge to bow your head? Do you want to kowtow to me?"
Onoki stopped talking.
Nothing to say!
Lei Ying said calmly: "Since this is the case, there is no need to talk about it, let's leave!"
"Wait, Lord Raikage, please wait!" Mifune was anxious.
That's it?
I have put in so much effort and prepared so much, and you just ended it with just a few words?
Moreover, the result was a war?
Will our Iron Kingdom be affected?
Definitely!
In the past few ninja wars, although we, the Iron Kingdom, did not directly participate in the war, we were affected for several years and did not recover.
"Hokage-dono!"
Mifune stared at Feng Nan and said: "What on earth can you do to be willing to..."
"Believe it or not, I took off my shoes and slapped you!"
Feng Nan looked at Mifune coldly and said coldly: "Blame me? Listen to this little dwarf, what conditions did he propose? Three tailed beasts, four hundred million taels? Haha, Mifune, do you agree?"
Mifune's tone became serious and said: "So, we need to discuss it calmly and come up with a choice that will not break out a war!"
Feng Nan curled his lips disdainfully and said: "Listen to what they just said, are they sincere? Ask me to give money to the tailed beasts, shit, are they raised by me? I'm not their father, why should I give it?
Mifune, do you think so?"
"Let's do this, I will adopt them as my adopted sons, and I will consider giving them some!"
He stared at Terumi Mei with "eager eyes" and said, "Especially you, you must call me daddy!"