After countless assassinations and counter-assassinations in the wind and waves, no one could hurt his master, but for the second time, his head was bitten by a kid of several years old!
"Bite you to death, old monster!" (Bite you to death, old monster) The kitten-like figure was held up by his collar and was trying hard to eat Cang Qiao's head.
Feeling the sharp pain on her scalp, Cang Qiao jumped in her face and took a deep breath: "Come here, prepare a stew pot for me. Today we will stew the boy alive!"
His good mood is gone today!
Xiao Xi'er chuckled and let go of her hand in the next second. She slid down from Cang Qiao's body and slipped under Cang Qiao's crotch, trying to slip away.
But as soon as he took a step, he was picked up by the collar again.
Cang Qiao brought him to her eyes and smiled: "Why, he ran away now. Didn't your mother tell you that our family just relies on eating boy stew to stay healthy and improve our skills? Our family hasn't eaten boy in the past few days.
Already?"
"Three days." He and his father-in-law agreed solemnly on the side and made a sign of three.
He thought silently that it turned out that Chitose Master knew that people said that his appearance was like an immortal and his unpredictable skills were cultivated by making elixirs from boys and girls.
Xiao Xier looked at Cang Qiao's sinister smile and was stunned for a moment, then screamed -
"Wow wow wow wow - mother, the old monster bites me, mother, help me!"
Little did Cang Qiao know that the child's cries were so powerful, that the screams of such a small person could almost overturn the roof.
He frowned, disgusted - "It's so noisy, if you shout again, I'll roast you into skewers and eat you!"
Xiao Xi'er suddenly remembered that people in Prince Mou's Mansion said that Grandma Zhang and Lao Zhong were cooked. Tears filled his eyes for a moment, and his mouth tightened the next second: "Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow - mother!!"
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Cang Qiao couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to throw the crying little Xi'er to her father-in-law.
Who knew that as soon as he moved his hand, He and his father-in-law instinctively took two steps back, as if he was about to throw a fire bomb at him.
Cang Qiao glanced at He's father-in-law's hands, which were now red and swollen after being kicked by Xiao Xi, frowned, and did not throw Xiao Xi to He's father-in-law again.
"Go and prepare some food for the children." He carried Xiao Xier into the study room like a cat.
Really, he had just finished feeding his favorite female cat, and he still had to feed her kittens.
"If you cry and make trouble again, you will never see your mother again." Cang Qiao said coldly.
Xiao Xi stared at Cang Qiao with tears in her eyes: "If you dare to eat me, my mother will definitely not cure your disorder of urinating!"
Cang Qiao: "..."
Peeing indiscriminately?
Why am I peeing randomly again...
He put Xiao Xi on the soft couch and his delicate face twitched: "Is this what your mother said?!"
"No, everyone knows that you pee indiscriminately. If you don't believe me, ask those people at the gate of Dongchang. Everyone knows that you pee indiscriminately everywhere!" Xiao Xi rolled her eyes and decided to play it off.
He couldn't let this old monster cause trouble for his mother!
Cang Qiao took a deep breath——
Sure enough, only the dead can keep secrets, so he shouldn't let that bastard Ming Lanruo leave the Prince's Palace!
Xiao Xi'er was like a grinning kitten, shouting at Cang Qiao: "Let me out!"
But Cang Qiao sat down and looked at him coldly: "Where do you get this strange power?"
This kid is less than five years old, but with his strength, sharp tongue, and bold temper, he really doesn't look like a little baby.
Xiao Xi'er froze. Her mother had said that she shouldn't reveal her strength in front of others casually.
His little head tilted: "I don't have any strange strength!"
Cang Qiao looked at his unwillingness to say anything, narrowed his eyes, and suddenly asked: "Do you know who your father is?"
Xiao Xier glared at him: "It's none of your business. Anyway, if you're not an old monster, eunuchs can't have children!"
