Asuka covered her eyes with an incredulous expression.
Shinji waved his hands repeatedly: "What...I really didn't mean it...you suddenly pounced on me...I subconsciously..."
Asuka's tears welled up in her eyes.
I don't know if it hurts or feels wronged.
At the critical moment, Jon stepped forward to smooth things over and said: "Okay, okay, although the version is a bit ahead of schedule, in the land of Neon, there is indeed a tradition of dueling between men and women. If you are not willing to do so, just try to fight back.
"
As he spoke, he pressed Shinji's shoulders: "Look at this little arm, how powerful it can be in a punch? Asuka, if you want to prove that you are really better than this guy, practice hard and become a qualified woman!"
"
Should you say it or not, this statement really works.
Asuka no longer felt aggrieved and stared at Shinji fiercely: "Just wait for me. Sooner or later, I will return this punch."
After saying that, he walked into the kitchen on his own.
You should probably find something like eggs or ice cubes to reduce the swelling.
Shinji was left with a helpless look on his face: "Why do you need to stimulate her so much?"
Jon spread his hands: "It's not me who suffers anyway. And it's an undeniable fact that you beat up that girl. It's very reasonable for her to come back."
Shinji:……
It's not intentional.
never mind.
As long as she practices hard, Asuka will never have a chance for revenge.
Unconsciously, the boy and girl rolled up.
…
…
Being competitive will be reflected in all aspects.
For example, who eats more.
For example, who washes the clothes cleanly?
Another example is who is the number one EVA driver.
Shinji and Asuka fought back and forth, attacking each other unceremoniously.
Ayanami Rei was watching the show on the side, quietly and with a very low sense of presence.
Jon yawned and said without hesitation: "What's the comparison? Just look at the results."
Shinji suddenly became more energetic: "The winning rate is 95%, and the record can be checked."
Asuka:???
Are you proud? What are you proud of?
Just as he was about to speak, the doorbell rang.
Asuka crossed her arms and said, "Idiot Shinji, go and open the door."
"Why don't you go?" Shinji asked.
"If you are asked to go, just go. Why is there so much nonsense!" Asuka became anxious.
Shinji chuckled: "I don't."
You see.
How great.
An awkward girl who is competitive, wants to be the first in disputes about everything, and is unhappy if she is not the first, and a young boy who is confused, cowardly, aimless, and does whatever others ask him to do.
After some careful training by Mr. Qiao, all of them became aborigines of Zuan.
If you don't like it, scold it.
If you can't be scolded, beat him.
When you make others happy, you also feel happy about yourself.
Sometimes, the rules of the world are so simple.
The two argued back and forth, but in the end, Ayanami Rei silently stood up and opened the door.
Jon whistled: "It's clear that the door smells like Miss Katsuragi Misato, but I didn't expect it to be you, doctor."
"A doctor or something is too outsider, just call me Ritsuko." Akame Ritsuko pushed up her gold-rimmed glasses.
Today she was still in a well-fitting business attire, wearing dark stockings and a white coat, and holding a folder in her hand.
Katsuragi Misato, who was half a step behind, said angrily: "What does 'my smell outside the door' mean? Is my smell obvious?"
"Obvious or not, you really don't know?" Jon pretended to be surprised.
Upon hearing this, Misato Katsuragi became anxious. She smelled her armpits carefully and said with some uncertainty, "I shower very frequently, so there shouldn't be any smell."
As he said that, he didn't forget to check to the side: "Ritsuko, I don't have any taste, right?"
Ritsuko Akagi waved her hand: "Now is not the time to care about such insignificant things."
Misato Katsuragi:???
What a trivial matter.
This is a major issue related to my dignity as a woman!
Ritsuko Akagi ignored her friends and walked in alone, changing her shoes very naturally.
Come to the living room.
She saw Asuka and Shinji who were still tit-for-tat, with thoughtful expressions on their faces.
After observing for a while, he couldn't help but smile and said: "The relationship between you two is really good."
"That's not good!" Asuka and Shinji said in unison.
Jon chuckled: "This kind of love story would be bad in a light comedy, so don't stand out."
Asuka and Shinji:???
On the other hand, Ritsuko Akame was more interested in some of the words in Jon's mouth and couldn't help but ask: "What is a light love comedy?"
"It's the many jokes caused by men and women mixing together. It mainly gives the audience a fever and a stomach ache." Jon explained simply, took out his mobile phone and turned on the screen saver: "For example, Unit 2 was planted on the beach before.
Carrots can be regarded as part of a light love comedy."
Ritsuko Akagi seemed to understand but not quite.
Asuka broke her guard on the spot: "How long do you want to keep that picture?"
Jon smiled and said: "Forever--"
Tomorrow smelled so good that she walked towards the room with her fists clenched.
Shinji immediately showed a victor's expression: "Win!"
Although he didn't know what he won, seeing how happy he was, Jon decided not to ask.
Ritsuko Akagi observed the interaction between Jon and several pilots, recording something on the file calmly.
Naturally, her little moves did not escape Jon's eyes.
Mr. Qiao smiled and asked, "So, Doctor, are you here for a home visit today?"
Ritsuko Akagi: "Home visit? It's really an apt adjective. I don't deny my mission of leading the base, but more importantly, I want to talk to you and talk about a series of matters related to space transition."
Jon said "Oh" and said nothing more.
Ritsuko Akagi blinked.
At this moment, the sensible Ayanami Rei came over with a tea tray.
Inside is oolong tea and some refreshments.
"Please use it slowly," she said.
Ritsuko Akagi was not polite, picked up a glass and took a sip.
Misato Katsuragi came over, took a look, and said in surprise: "I thought you were a coffee guy."
Ritsuko Akagi: "I'm a coffee person, but that doesn't mean I can't drink tea. Even though Mr. Jon in front of us is a high-dimensional creature, his living habits are highly similar to humans."
There is something in this.
It's very difficult to communicate with this kind of 800-minded person.
Jon spread his hands and said indifferently: "I've said this before, I am a special existence upgraded from a human to an ultimate creature. Although my life form is completely different from ordinary humans, my self-understanding... at least
A large part of self-perception is the same as human beings. I wonder if you are satisfied with this answer?"
"Upgraded... life form..." Ritsuko Akagi's eyes became brighter and brighter: "So there is such a thing..."
Jon chuckled: "Are you thinking too much? Let's deal with the third impact first."
Upon hearing a certain word, the expressions of the two women present changed.
Jon picked up a cup of tea and drank it slowly, with no intention of continuing.
"You really know everything..." Ritsuko Akagi pushed up her glasses: "Is it foreseeing the future, or is the impact itself related to you?"
Jon: "Guess."
Ritsuko Akagi thought for a moment, took off her glasses, and said with her temples in her mouth: "Please, tell me."
The intellectual female doctor deliberately acts coquettishly and plays with contrast.
Ritsuko Akagi was betting that this unknown creature that claimed to be human would do this.
Jon's eyes flashed: "What do you think I am? A superficial person who can't stand the temptation."
Ritsuko Akagi felt sad.
Isn’t it enough that we have already reached this point?
As a result, in the next second, Jon smiled broadly: "You're really good at reading people."
Ritsuko Akagi:……
Jon turned his head and looked at the dumbfounded Misato Katsuragi: "Why are you still standing there? It's a honey trap, you're stupid."
A big question mark appeared above Misato Katsuragi's head.
Looking at Jon and then at Ritsuko Akagi who was hesitant to speak, he took a deep breath and said with a stiff expression: "Please, tell us."
"No, it looks too weird, pass." Jon waved his hand and said shamelessly: "Next batch."
Misato Katsuragi:???
Do you think you're at some weird massage parlor?
Ritsuko Akagi ignored her and quickly wrote down on paper: "The impact you just mentioned..."
Jon: "Impact is impact. Here, I want to recommend a two-word game to you, Genshin Impact. After playing it, you will have it for the rest of your life."
Ritsuko Akagi heard that Jon was looking at him, and then asked: "When will the third impact come?"
Jon: "Well, it's hard to say. It's hard to say. Just ask SEELE for details. They will tell you."
Ritsuko Akagi:???
SEELE, there is also something about SEELE here.
Don't tell me!
Smart people always figure things out easily.
She didn't think Jon was talking nonsense.
I just felt like Jon was hinting.
The third impact...SEELE...large-scale power outage before...
oh!
Got it.
I gradually understood everything.
Ritsuko Akagi's eyes lit up.
I don't know what she understood.
Anyway, she understood.
Putting on her glasses again, Ritsuko Akagi thanked Jon sincerely: "Thank you for reminding me, I will pay more attention to things over there in the future."
Jon blinked and just smiled.
After a pause, he added: "Aren't you going to continue? I really like an intellectual beauty like you."
"Although from a human perspective, I also like your appearance, but you are an unknown creature after all. If something unexpected happens when you combine with a human, it will be bad." Ritsuko Akagi smiled: "As a young man
As a female, I don’t want to become an incubator for aliens.”
"Are there aliens these days? What kind of world view is this?" Jon couldn't help but complain.
Ritsuko Akagi stood up and said goodbye: "I have gained enough today, so, Mr. Jon, we will see you next time."
Jon: "Oh, see you next time... remember to wear black stockings next time, just like this, I will cough otherwise."
Ritsuko Akagi nodded: "Okay."
Misato Katsuragi, who had a very low sense of presence, finally reacted: "What on earth are you two talking about? It's something weird."
Ritsuko Akagi's eyes were full of meaning: "You will know after a while, we NERV may be feared by some people."
Misato Katsuragi is not stupid, her beautiful eyebrows are slightly frowned.
An hour later——
Command room.
Commander Ikari Gendo is sitting.
Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki Kozo stood.
Ritsuko Akagi reported her duties in a neither humble nor arrogant manner.
"In short, this is the specific situation."
"Shinji and Asuka are fine."
"About SEELE..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted: "Okay, you don't have to worry about SEELE, we will take care of it."
Ritsuko Akagi didn't say anything more and nodded.
After she left, the room fell into an unspeakable silence.
Finally, Fuyutsuki Genzo smiled: "We work hard on the front line, but we can't help but be feared by others. This is really unpleasant."
"Eva...heh, this is inevitable. The driver and EVA are both under our control. It's not difficult to guess the thoughts of those big shots." Ikari Yuantang still crossed his fingers in the classic posture: "It's just that this time they
What we have done is really too much. If Zero had not repelled the Rain Angel, the entire base would have fallen into an irreversible disaster."
Dongyue Gengzao: "Who says it's not the case?"
After finishing his sentence, the conversation changed: "So about that unknown life form."
"I want to take care of it, but I can't. From the current point of view, he does not represent any party. For us, it is great news." Ikari Yuantang said: "Let's leave it like this. Compared with those far away,
Disaster, I still want to deal with the disaster that is so close. Counting the time, the next apostle will arrive soon. I hope Shinji and Asuka will be prepared."
…
"I'm ready!"
Asuka said energetically.
That's what's so good about her is that she has a strong ability to regulate herself.
No matter what kind of blow you suffer, you can quickly recover.
Jon chuckled.
Turning around, he found Shinji and Rei Ayanami sitting on the side, silently waiting for Jon to start telling a story.
Well.
Understandable.
After all, they are just a group of boys and girls who are not yet sixteen years old.
It is normal to like novel things.
Jon: "Then the story I'm going to tell you today is called "Dragon and Tiger"."
There are many TV dramas about stomachache.
But Jon is not a devil after all.
pity.
Today is destined to be unstable.
The story had just begun, and there was another knock on the door.
Katsuragi Misato, who had just taken a shower (and sprayed on a lot of perfume), walked toward the door with a frown on her face, muttering from time to time: "It's so late, who could it be?"
As soon as the door opens.
Um.
Ritsuko Akagi, this woman actually killed someone with a single shot.
"Hello, Misato, I'm here again."
Misato Katsuragi said angrily: "I'm not blind, but why?"
"It used to be because of the mission of the base, but now it's in my own name." Ritsuko Akagi explained.
After saying that, he walked in the door and exposed his slender legs: "Look, black stockings."
Misato Katsuragi:???
What a mess.
I feel a lot of pressure when you do this, okay?
Not to mention Misato Katsuragi who was messy in the wind, as soon as Ritsuko Akagi entered the living room and saw Jon telling a harmonious and warm story with great emotion, she couldn't help but lower her voice.
Jon turned his head to look, blinked, and casually released a portal: "I know your purpose, and I will not refuse your research, but I am very busy now, you can do it yourself."
Ritsuko Akagi's breathing suddenly became heavy.
Staring at the portal in front of me seems to be staring at the future of mankind.