Those who should go to school go to school, and those who should go to work go to work.
However, Jon, who stayed at home every day, was not clean. From time to time, several mysterious people wearing black suits and sunglasses would come over.
Those people are not the same group.
An unexpected encounter between the two parties may lead to verbal conflicts.
Not only did Jon not stop him, but he would encourage him: "Let's fight, let's fight."
It's a pity that the agents are all shameless and may be sarcastic but unwilling to take action.
Jon thought that such a peaceful life would last until the next apostle came.
As a result, one night, Asuka suddenly came to the door.
The girl looked angry and broke into Jon's room without saying a word.
Qiao was stunned for a moment, pretending to cover his eyes, and blinked again and again through his fingers: "Teacher Xiang, don't be like this, Teacher Xiang..."
"Tell me, what's wrong with me?" Tomorrow Xiangxiang asked loudly.
She didn't know whether she was asking Jon or herself.
Jon couldn't hide his disappointment: "Aren't you going to take it off?"
Asuka:???
Jon laughed dryly: "I'm not really looking forward to that. Also, you're really pretending."
Asuka:??????
When I typed this question mark, it was not that I had a problem, but that you had a problem.
Jon performed a Sichuan Opera face change on the spot and quickly returned to his usual appearance: "Okay, no more joking. So the content of your 'life talk' is the exploration of self-worth?"
Asuka pulled up a chair, crossed her arms, crossed her legs, and sat across from Jon: "Come, evaluate me."
"First, normal people would not call themselves 'Miss'. Second, your movements were too big, and I saw the pink bow. Third, as expected of a foreigner, your stupid hair is actually yellow."
Jon still looks like a life coach, but that's what he says, no matter how you listen to it, it doesn't sound too interesting.
Asuka blushed all of a sudden, and most of the anger in her heart was extinguished, and she shouted: "You are harassing me! Do you know?"
"Haha, then you call the police and arrest me." Jon curled his lips: "Come on, come on, let the iron fist of justice fall on me."
Asuka couldn't help it anymore and punched her hard: "Rogue, accept the punishment."
Jon was beaten a little, and he said indifferently: "It's too weak, too weak. A player like you can't even enter the preliminary round in the world's best martial arts tournament."
"Who wants to go! Participate! That! Inexplicable! Martial Arts Tournament!" Asuka punched one after another.
Needless to say, he is indeed trained, and his physical strength is much stronger than that of ordinary people.
Jon sat there and let her play for three or four minutes, which made Asuka panting from exhaustion.
The old gangster glanced at him and said disdainfully: "You don't have the strength to hit anyone, and you still claim to be a driver? Go home and raise pigs."
Asuka:……
Feeling wronged, uncomfortable, and wanting to cry.
In fact, she already cried.
Tears burst into tears.
"They all bully me, they all bully me, ah!!!"
Red Screaming Chicken, classic replica.
With quick eyesight and quick hands, Jon covered Asuka's mouth: "Speak what you say, don't yell randomly, even if there are no neighbors around, you must consider the impact."
Asuka: "Uh-huh!"
She tried to bite Jon's hand.
Then my lips felt hot.
Jon let go of his hand and didn't look embarrassed at all: "I have the ability to predict the future a little bit, so the second before you bit me, I generated some capsaicin in my hand."
Asuka's lips were swollen.
It's better now, I'm not angry or aggrieved, only hurt.
"Don't you see that you are too depressed, do you want to comfort you?" Jon shook his head gently, and a green light fell on Asuka, instantly curing all the girl's injuries and eliminating her sausage-like thick lips.
Asuka was stunned for two seconds, then sat back on the chair - sitting very dignifiedly, with her legs tightly together.
Jon pushed up the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose: "So, let's continue the topic. The content of the life conversation is 'the exploration of self-worth', right?"
Asuka opened her mouth, not knowing what to say.
In the end, I actually laughed.
Then she understood that when people are extremely speechless, they will really laugh out loud.
Jon stopped joking, and spoke in a sincere tone: "I know you are a person who longs for recognition from others. The shadow of your childhood is locked in your heart, but it cannot be dissipated. As long as there are incentives, it will be doubled.
Hurt you. That’s why I face you with that indifferent attitude, can you understand?"
"Part of it is, and part of it is, it's really fun to watch you scream when you break your guard." Jon chuckled.
Asuka: I thought about it, but I shut myself off.
"Okay, okay, let's talk about your troubles. I don't guarantee that I can solve them, but I can guarantee that I can use other troubles to suppress your original troubles. Isn't this a kind of psychological therapy? Hey, as expected of me."
As he spoke, Jon gave himself a thumbs up.
Asuka deliberately turned her head: "No, it's nothing."
"Look, you're being tough again, right?" Jon narrowed his eyes and touched his smooth chin: "Let me guess, you must be deeply in love with the men around you, like me, right?
, but because of the disparity in status and strength, he fell into a deep inferiority complex."
"Huh?" Asuka's voice suddenly rose an octave: "Who would have a crush on an alien like you who is so obscure?"
"If you say that, then I will show off my tentacles." Jon's expression remained unchanged: "Have you seen it? It's the classic cartoon about magical girls fighting alien creatures."
A big question mark appeared above Asuka's head.
That cartoon you mentioned, is it serious?
All right.
Come to think of it, it's not something serious.
Asuka sighed: "I...I don't know what to say...I just feel very unhappy recently...especially when I saw that idiot Shinji..."
Jon snapped his fingers: "Isn't this simple? You are in love."
Asuka suddenly lost her composure: "Huh? How can I fall in love? I... want to be the strongest pilot and accept the spotlight..."
As she talked, she could no longer speak.
Jon shrugged: "It's understandable for a little girl of your age to have some thoughts in this regard, and the only peer around you is Shinji's classmate. It's completely normal for you to have a crush on him."
Asuka was dissatisfied and retorted: "There are many male classmates in my class."
Jon said with a half-smile: "Let me touch your chest, and ask yourself, do you like those ordinary boys?"
Asuka stopped talking.
The answer is obviously no.
Those dull, wretched boys are not even as good as this inconspicuous alien in front of me.
etc.
Why did you unknowingly add the guy opposite to your love list? Cross it out, cross it out quickly!
Jon spread his hands: "Look, it's that simple. I think you must have been ignored by Shinji, so... Of course, it may also be because of the relationship between Rei and Shinji that makes you feel jealous.
But you can rest assured, Shinji is the kind of coward, and after confirming the relationship, he seems a little distant, so you might have a good chance of confessing."
"Who wants to confess?" Asuka said loudly, "I don't like that guy."
"Here we go again~ So arrogant." Jon raised his eyebrows: "If the suppressed emotions are not released, they will fall into some kind of uncontrollable violent state."
Asuka snorted coldly: "You don't need to worry."
Although she said this, she felt extremely uneasy in her heart.
Lies won't hurt, the truth is the sharpest knife.
She was a little panicked...
Jon: "Okay, that's all you have to say about your teenage boys and girls anyway. As long as you don't make any drama about youth pain literature, I will be embarrassed by whoever you are with. I will take ten thousand steps back."
Say, can't you turn the mecha doomsday battle show into a harem school comedy show? Shinji doesn't want to be the protagonist, and I can't help but accept you."
"Who asked you?" Asuka walked out angrily.
Before leaving the house, she suddenly turned back and asked curiously: "Do you really have tentacles?"
Jon chuckled, and a lot of transparent silk threads came out from behind, wrapped around Asuka's wrists and ankles, and hung the girl in the air with a slight lift: "Do you think I have it?"
Asuka: "Put me down!"
Jon: "Please."
Asuka:……
All right.
People have to bow their heads under the eaves.
"Please, let me down."
Jon released Asuka without making any further excessive demands.
Asuka said "Hey" and was thrown solidly. She glared at Jon.
Jon blew a kiss in return.
Asuka: Slip away~
Facts prove.
A life mentor in adolescence should be an unknown person.
Asuka is ready.
But Shinji ran into trouble.
The next day, the young man pulled up a chair and sat across from Jon: "Mr. Jon, I have some questions I want to get answers from you."
Jon: "Please, confused young man, I will always be your life mentor."
"Recently, actually yesterday, that man... Ikari Yuantang, and I went to visit the grave of my mother. I could feel that he seemed to want to repair the relationship between us. I originally refused, but in my heart
A voice told me that it's okay to forgive him and give up hatred. I really don't know what to do. Can you help me?" Shinji grabbed his hair in frustration.
Jon thought for a while and said: "One thing to say, your living father can't say that he doesn't love you, but he is just like you, at least like you before, he always likes to escape... To put it simply, he is not as born as Jimei.
The ability to love, in this world, he only cares about your dead mother, loving you is incidental, can you understand?"
After pondering for a moment, he added: "I can understand that you want to forgive him. After all, blood is thicker than water. You should have vented your anger after beating him so many times. But I still suggest not to forgive him, because he has a purpose to repair.
Relationship, that is to say, without me, he will always regard you as a useful tool and a link in the plan, do you understand?"
Do you understand? I understand.
Do you understand? Got it.
Shinji nodded: "I feel much better after hearing what you said."
He looked at Jon with great admiration: "Ah, as expected of you, Mr. Jon, you can always see everything so clearly."
Jon waved his hand: "The majority of netizens have already analyzed your behavioral patterns and mental states badly. I just copied the answers."
Shinji:???
Can't understand.
But forget it.
That old guy from Ikari Yuantang wants to repair the relationship?
Not that easy!
Shinji is gone.
Then……
Ayanami Rei came in.
She looked at Jon steadily and said softly: "Is this where we have a life-long conversation?"
Jon touched his smooth chin: "I'm thinking about whether I should charge a fee?"
After hearing this, Ayanami Rei took out a very old wallet from her pocket: "I still have some money here..."
"It's just a joke, why are you taking it so seriously?" Jon waved his hand repeatedly and grabbed a new little frog wallet (the same model as Uzumaki Naruto) from the void: "I'll give it to you."
Ayanami Rei was stunned for a moment, then took it, with a hint of gratitude in her voice: "Thank you."
"It's nothing. For a child like you who lacks love, a little favor is enough to win your favor." Jon extended his hand to invite: "So, what is your trouble?"
Ayanami Rei pondered for a moment and said: "The...meaning of life."
"You, little girl, are already anthropomorphic enough. You don't need to look for the meaning of life." Jon smiled: "I can't give you this answer. When you encounter something you can't understand, just smile."
"Smile?" Ayanami Rei asked.
"Yes, smile, come on, smile now, smile right away." Jon said while pulling out a camera from somewhere.
Ayanami Rei smiled and raised the corners of her mouth slightly: "Hey?"
"The smile is so fake." Jon was not very satisfied.
The conversation changed, "Let's do this, Nagato Yuki-san."
"I am Rei Ayanami."
Jon: "I got it, Tabatha."
"I am Rei Ayanami."
Jon: "Okay, okay, Icarus."
"I am...forget it, you can call me whatever you want."
Qiao always has invisible magic power in his body, which can trigger the complaint gene hidden in everyone's body.
Ayanami Rei is no exception.
Jon: "If you want to find the meaning of life, it's better to start with small things. For example, my shoulders are very sore. Come over and give me a squeeze."
Ayanami Rei was not fooled.
She's just cold-tempered, not really stupid.
This kind of work obviously has nothing to do with the meaning of life.
but.
She didn’t know why, but after talking to Mr. Jon, she felt that she was becoming more and more ‘anthropomorphic’.
Complaining is a great skill, and you need to practice it more in the future.
"Thank you, Mr. Jon." Ayanami Rei stood up and said goodbye: "By the way, today's dinner is hamburger meat."
Jon smiled and said: "From a pure vegetarian to eating everything, to a certain extent, it is already a great victory. And you have never dreamed before, have you started to dream recently?
"
Ayanami Rei: "How do you know...but I did start to dream recently."
Jon clapped his hands: "That means you have found the meaning of life, you just don't know it yet."