Jon glanced at the more than twenty sleeping beauties lying around him, his expression unchanged, he put his finger on his eyebrows, and slowly looked through his various experiences in the past two years:
On April 18th, the representatives of the World Government officially handed over the land ownership certificate. However, in order to show the big pirate's unruliness, I directly tore up the certificate and left it as a "resting place, making a fuss out of a molehill". I flicked my cloak and made a fuss.
And go.
On June 1, after many negotiations and brainstorming, the first phase of the island construction project began.
On July 13th, Katakuri came again and brought his sister Garrett to be my secretary. Obviously, Big Mom still misses the special chromosomes in my body.
On July 20, I decided to develop the true potential of this island and make full use of its unique geographical environment and business atmosphere. There is no better business than selling road guides. Just some invisible and intangible quotas can collect huge amounts of money.
Taxation can be said to be a huge benefit.
On July 25, under such a stable environment, there were still human traffickers in the islands. They even came to the palace arrogantly and asked me if I wanted to buy a mermaid as a pet. I gave them an unforgettable lesson and released all the mermaids.
Slaves. Most slaves chose to leave, but a small number stayed voluntarily and became my followers.
On August 12, the official came and established a special naval branch on Island No. 2. During the meal, he said that he took the initiative to ask the navy marshal for this dangerous job. After all, the 'moving natural disaster' was too great.
There is no danger, and he is the fastest among the generals. He can stop me in time when I suddenly go crazy... Of course, these are just words. He and I both understand that Yan Yuan is here to hide and relax, and he does not want to get involved.
In the battle for the position of marshal.
On August 15th, Rayleigh said he wanted to go out for a walk and asked me to borrow money. I guess he was going to help Luffy and the others who were encountering difficulties in the new world.
On September 7th, Gilder Tezzolo suddenly wrote to me and asked me if I could control all Devil Fruits. I answered him, yes.
On September 13, Gilder Tezoro came to the island secretly, and I took away the power of the Golden Fruit in front of him. He was very angry, but he also had some hope. He asked carefully,
Can people be resurrected through the power of devil fruits? I said devils can't, and added, but I can. Gilder Talenzo said he would give me all his gold and asked me to help resurrect a person. I have nothing.
He said that he was just weighing the golden apple that had just been successfully transformed in his hand. He left with a sullen face.
On October 1st, the Island Festival, a shopping carnival, lasted for seven days, and the income hit a new high.
On October 15th, Akainu, who had won the title of marshal, came to me. He warned me not to act rashly. He was too arrogant, so I beat him half to death. Finally, I acted like an ape and came to break up the fight. This ended successfully.
Although very few people knew about this, Aokiji found out about it somehow. He came over as acting marshal and slept on the island for a few days, as if to express a certain attitude.
On October 27, representatives of the Tianlong people came to me and gave me a lot of money. I gave them a few places to be stationed on the island... The economic development of the island cannot be achieved without these big households. The pigs are fattened and then slaughtered.
, is a truth that everyone knows.
On November 11th, Gilder Tezzolo came again. I could see that he was hesitating whether to kneel down to me or not. He would rather give up his dignity and ambition to resurrect his lover. He is really a seed of infatuation. So, in
Before he took action, I promised him, but I also explained that I would not fulfill his wish until three years later. He nodded with relief and took over most of the economic construction work of the Shampoo Islands from me. Professional.
Professionals must do professional work. There should be no one who can make money better than the Golden Emperor.
On November 20, Luffy and his friends were brought back by Rayleigh. The turbulent new world was still too dangerous for newcomers like them who had only been in the group for less than two years. In Dressrosa, Luffy
They were almost torn into pieces by Doflamingo and sold. But I think their experience should be closely related to me - everyone knows the relationship between 'Tenyasha' and Kaido, Luffy and the others.
Bo Chun Chun suffered a terrible disaster
November 21, reindeer riding.
November 22nd, reindeer riding.
November 23, reindeer riding.
November 24th, Jon, Jon, how could you be so stupid and agree to go to the New World to teach Doflamingo and Kaido a lesson!
November 25th, reindeer riding.
Jon:…
Although I have turned on the idle mode, my free-spirited personality and love for furry animals have not changed at all.
On December 1st, the first phase of the island construction project was completed and the second phase of the project was started. By the way, there are more and more people under my command. In addition to Taizolo's secret forces, more and more people openly recognized the new appointment.
Due to the strength of the Pirate Emperor, many islands and countries that previously had their flags under the name of the Whitebeard Pirates have secretly found me. I wrote to Whitebeard, and he told me very generously, those
People are nothing, I can take them if I want.
On December 25th, when I had afternoon tea with the official, he told me that the navy was planning a worldwide conscription. I joked that it was not to attack me, but he smiled and said nothing.
January 1st is the beginning of a new year... To be honest, I don't know how the Hyatt calendar calculates the year. In short, I designate this day as the official New Year of the Chambord Islands, and a new round of shopping spree begins.
Various systems to stimulate consumption and recharge rebates are gradually being introduced.
On January 8, my great butler Tezolo told me that now I have almost controlled 25% of the world’s wealth. I frowned and asked him why it was only 25%. He went back and kept silent.
The highest VIP level has been raised from VIP5 to VIP9.
On February 2nd, Admiral Fujitora and Midori came to visit me. I asked them if they were here to fight. They said no, they were just saying hello. There was another person fighting.
On February 3rd, Akainu was half dead.
On February 4th, Qingzhi came over to sleep again. It seemed that he could continue to serve as acting marshal for another half a year.
On February 15th, they could no longer ride the reindeer, so Luffy and his group chose to start over again. After this period of special training, their strength had improved significantly compared to before, although they were still far from the average standard of the new world.
, but they won’t be as angry as last time. They can be caught by one person and given a beating.
On March 8th, after I woke up, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have some unsettled accounts with Kaido and Doflamingo... Well, it wasn't actually a sudden thought, because the role of the Shampoo Islands replaced many
Flamenco is in the intermediary position in the underground world, so this flamingo comes to cause trouble again. It just so happens that I haven't gone out for a long time, so I might as well choose a day like today.
March 9th, it’s really unlucky. Although Doflamingo is not very strong, he has to admit that he has the courage of a strong man to cut off his arms. When he heard that I was coming, that guy just gave up on Dres with the core members of his family.
The country of Rosa fled directly into the depths of the New World. I thought about it, but still didn’t pursue it, so Dressrosa became my territory. I don’t have much interest in ruling a country, but I
The butler suggested that I should not give up the meat I got, so I left a flag to the previous old king. He, his daughters and his son-in-law who recovered from the toy curse were very grateful.
On March 5, the second phase of the island construction project was completed and the third phase began... Facts have proved that anything you can do with money will go smoothly.
On March 18th, Sabo came to me. He brought a message from the leader Dorag. In fact, it was nothing else. He just wanted to borrow money from me. I told him that although the two sides had joined forces before in Malinfando,
Friendship is friendship, business is business, it's too much of a joke to just ask for money with empty words. After hearing this, Saab handed me a box, which contained the so-called "secrets of the world". If the information inside was made public,
It can definitely shake the rule of the Tianlong people! Unfortunately, I am not very interested in this, but looking at the other party's sincerity, I still asked the chief steward to lend them a sum of money.
On April 23, the official came to me and said that Akainu had just recovered and was impatient to come to trouble me again. He also said that the Navy was very busy with tasks now, and Akainu would lie down for several months, leaving no work behind.
His son was almost taken over by several other generals. I asked him if he was coming to beg me for mercy, and he said no. He hoped that I could give Akainu a hard blow and stop jumping around. He also said that he would come
The Shampoo Islands are here to hide and relax, not to be a troublemaker. I nodded and promised to leave deep memories for Akainu.
On April 24, Akainu died.
On April 25, Qing Zhi came over and slept. To be honest, for him to be able to sit firmly on the throne of marshal until today, I, Qiao, have contributed at least nine points.
On May 16, Katakuri came again, and this time he brought Brynn. I asked him very speechlessly, "Are you trying to send me a woman on purpose?" His expression was a little ugly, but he was still there.
After admitting this, I told him that sooner or later your family will be ruined by your mother, so why don't I help you take the position and let her enjoy her old age in peace. Katakuri was very frightened and said "crazy"
I went crazy and left the palace in a hurry, but the three-eyed beauty stayed. Forget it, just stay. I won't be dominated by the lower body, and it's okay to look at her for fun (I'm sure).
On June 8th, after thinking for a long time, Whitebeard decided to take a back seat. Although some things had changed from the original destiny trajectory, there was no doubt that Whitebeard’s body was almost unable to hold up due to the indulgence of his youth.
Go down. In fact, for any ordinary person, with so many injuries, it is a question whether he can survive to his age... But the old man obviously also has his own considerations. After all, the Whitebeard Pirates have a great cause, he announced
Retreating to the second line means voluntarily giving up the position of Pirate Emperor, so who will take this vacant position?
On June 9th, the question was answered. Apparently Blackbeard was very interested in this vacant position. Not only that, he even wanted to launch a sneak attack at Whitebeard’s banquet. Unfortunately, I was also there at the time.
There, as a polite guest, I gave the ambitious man a lesson for Whitebeard, but I was a bit harsh and beat him and his unlucky men to death.
On September 6, the Shichibukai system officially became history. Since the number of generals is now abundant, it has even reached four (the general lying on the bed is also a general, I am talking about you, Akainu!). In short,
The name of the Shichibukai was gone, and the pirates who had paddled in Marineland Square were immediately liquidated. Interestingly, the first one to be hit hard this time was Moonlight Moria, but he was still a little clever.
People know how to hug each other. For example, when Doflamingo lost his territory, he openly hugged Kaido. Boya Hancock seemed to want me to protect the Island of Nine Snakes, but this proposal was directly blocked by my two secretaries.
Go back... whatever you want, it doesn't matter.
On December 11th, I don’t know who spread the news about my interest. Someone brought me news about the race on the back of the elephant owner, the fur tribe. To be honest, I was a little tempted, but then a little more excitement arose.
Beware...Am I Nick Fury without Nick?
On January 3, Kaido replied, saying that those people are at my disposal.
January 7th, playing with rabbits.
January 8, petting the dog.
January 9th, playing with dogs and rabbits.
On January 10th, there were some subtle changes in the way Garrett and Brynn looked at me, and I felt like they were planning something secretly.
On February 15th, I went out for a walk. There were no constraints. The island was developing so fast that I almost couldn’t recognize it.
On March 14th, the rabbit-eared red-haired secretary will have an absolutely fair sex battle with me.
March 16, victory.
On March 17th, the little beauty with cat ears and three eyes will have an absolutely fair sex battle with me.
March 18, victory.
On March 20th, Sister Charlotte and more than twenty fur tribe maids wanted to have an absolutely fair bed battle with me.
On March 23, a great victory was achieved.
Jon:…
Life is pretty good.
He couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
The Pirate World is the first world he traveled through after awakening as a substitute.
Here, he acquired extremely practical skills such as three-color Haki and Six-Style, which was equivalent to completing the original accumulation of subsequent adventures. After the war on the top, the avatar fully awakened and added the idle function, and he went to other worlds to wander around.
Already.
I suddenly wanted to come back and have a look, but I didn't expect that in the past two years, the 'hook script' not only beat Akainu repeatedly, subdued the Golden Emperor, and even killed Blackbeard...
Not only that, he also collected many women to serve as his harem.
Strength, power, wealth, women.
One thing to say, he is so good at being the pirate emperor.
