I swear to God, Jon didn't mean to cause Big Mom's rampage.
After being rejected, bigmom turned her grief and anger into appetite, and the pig addiction she had just suppressed came back again. She threw the rest aside and started eating without thinking.
Unfortunately, the three dessert generals in charge of serving the food were not around. Garrett and Brynn had been away from the family for too long and didn't know where to go to order the food.
Seeing that something was wrong, Jon sent the two of them back to the Chambord Islands, leaving him to face Big Mom alone.
"What a bastard..."
Even though he was used to seeing all kinds of strange sights, Jon was still extremely emotional when he witnessed Auntie's famous dining scene with his own eyes.
This old lady seemed to have a grudge against food. She would grab it and put it in her mouth no matter what. When she got high, she would not even let go of the tables and benches.
Jon has reason to believe that if Big Bang is placed on an uninhabited island, she can eat up all the soil on the island, and then let herself fall into the sea and drown.
"Dim sum! Where did my dim sum go?" bigmom roared.
Powerful pressure spread out in all directions, overturning everything around it!
Jon stepped aside and put some distance between himself and his aunt.
However, Big Mom didn't want to let him go so easily. She stared at Jon with red eyes, screamed strangely, and opened her mouth wide, "Snacks, my snacks!"
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm not a snack, although there are indeed older women who treat their younger brothers as snacks..." Jon, who was thinking outside the box, subconsciously complained.
Immediately, a pair of heavy hands grabbed him. It was sticky and sticky, with syrup, chocolate and some residual saliva on it. It looked as disgusting as possible.
Jon frowned slightly and pointed a little.
boom!
Bigmom's mountain-like body was ejected out of thin air.
"ah!!!"
The aunt is in pain, which makes her even more ferocious.
Her physique is natural, known as the "steel balloon", and her defense is the best in the world.
It is undeniable that some people are chased by God and given food to eat when they are born.
Kaido has worked hard for so many years, and becoming the strongest creature in the sea, land and air was achieved step by step and slowly.
As for Auntie, she had the fighting power to destroy a country when she was young, and later she got the Soul Fruit, which sounds like a cheat.
Living for over 60 years can be described as smooth sailing.
Except for occasionally losing control, eating too much sweets when I was young, and suffering backlash when I was old, turning myself into a moving meat mountain, I have almost no regrets...
Oh, right.
In fact, there is still one regret, and that is that I still haven’t been able to produce the strongest offspring with Jon.
Back to business.
The ferocious Big Mom was full of fighting power. She took long strides and ran wildly. The ground shook and the mountains shook with great momentum.
If it were anyone else, it would be better to wait and make a move. She would probably be frightened to the point of being unable to move by the overwhelming domineering aura that had almost turned into substance. If she really let Auntie get close, she would probably be eaten clean and even the bones chewed into dregs.
Swallow it.
Fortunately, Jon is not an ordinary person.
Come out with me, right?
OK.
Today I want to show you the gentlemanly demeanor passed down from generation to generation in our Joestar family.
Without even trying to dodge, Jon stood firm on the spot, staring at BigMom, who was pressing over like an apocalyptic tank. He stretched out his posture with both hands, joined his waist and horse, and used a clever move at the moment when the two sides really came into contact.
"rise!"
Four taels is equivalent to a thousand catties.
But he saw the aunt being thrown away by Jon like a torn bag, her feet lifted off the ground, and she flew into the air.
"Jiu Jitsu, boy!" Jon, who had thrown Big Mom away, still maintained his original posture and coldly said something of unknown meaning.
What?
Where is the gentlemanly demeanor passed down from generation to generation in the Joestar family, you ask?
Isn't it gentlemanly to show no mercy to older women and treat them as equals?
boom!!!!!
Auntie fell hard to the ground, creating a deep, human-shaped pit.
However, such an injury was nothing to her. She shook her head and stood up as if nothing happened.
Jon was helpless, but didn't say much.
After all, she is his mother-in-law in name only. Although this mother-in-law is often greedy for her body and always considers some unethical things in her fat head, even if there is no such relationship, Bigmom is the biological mother of good brother Ka Er.
Son, there is no way Jon could kill him.
Since you won’t faint if you fall once, then it’s better to fall a few more times.
He has plenty of time.
"Icandothisallday." Jon hooked his hands, "eon! eon!"
The aunt didn't know what was chirping across from her, because she was no longer conscious. In the eyes of this schizophrenic patient, everything in the world was just delicious snacks except herself.
Jon opposite him was like a cinnamon stick exuding a strong aroma.
"Hungry! Eat! I want to eat!" Opening her mouth and flicking her tongue, the aunt launched a second round of attacks.
Jon held his breath and clenched his fists, bending his lower body slightly. At a certain moment, he suddenly exerted force, and his whole body shot up from bottom to top like a rocket, reaching the sky with strength.
"Gas-hungry root!"
The world's martial arts master Shenglong, this is not just a casual saying.
The chin is usually the most vulnerable part of the human body and is connected to many nerves leading directly to the brainstem. By hitting the chin, people will usually fall into a coma.
Jon's punch really hit Auntie's chin.
Unexpectedly, the fist hit him as if he had hit a ball of cotton. What was even more outrageous was that the ball of cotton was so stiff.
All in all, it feels very bad.
However, if the feel is not good, the effect is the same.
The moment she was hit by Jon, the furious aunt felt as if someone had pressed the pause button, her eyes naturally rolled up, and she fell into a brief state of unconsciousness.
If it were another person, he would be knocked out with one punch.
It's a pity that Auntie's defense and recovery power are so incredible. As she leaned back, her eyes slowly turned back, like a leopard, locking onto Jon in mid-air.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Snacks!" Relying on her spherical figure to forcibly stabilize her center of gravity, Auntie's two calves suddenly exerted force and pounced on Jon in a rather strange posture.
Jon stepped on the air and avoided the big mouth. He said somewhat unhappily: "One is one, two is not three. If you are still going too far, don't blame me for being rude."
To be honest, he is not interested in "Young Guy VS Sixty-Old Woman Three-Hour Live Avi" and the like.
Although Charlotte Lingling was a tall beauty when she was young, time has not spared anyone and she has long since become a flower.
"As you age, you should enjoy your life in peace and contentment. Don't eat so many snacks and risk developing diabetes."
Thinking this way, Jon finally became serious.
With a fan in the air, a big hand of transparent air slapped BigMom away.
Jon really saw that the moment the air's big hand came into contact with Bigmom's fat body, there were countless ripples like water splashes.
Well...it's spectacular!
Auntie rushed over quickly and retreated quickly when she was slapped away.
The whole person fell headfirst into the ground with a thud. At first glance, it looked like a large pink radish.
Fortunately, because Auntie was too fat, the pink dress was tightly bound to her body, so there was no chance of her being exposed.
Otherwise, Jon would never want these eyes again.
"You can finally be more at ease now... By the way, what is Ka Er doing? He's going to give you the medicine you promised. You won't regret it, right?" Qiao Wen touched his smooth chin and murmured to himself.
At this moment, a beautiful figure ran over from a distance.
Jon didn't look at anything else, his eyes only fell on the long legs that were taller than ordinary people.
"Mom, mom, what's wrong with you?!" Cracker took the initiative to back up. Smoothie finally returned to the tea party, but unexpectedly what he saw was this scene.
She raised her head and stared at Jon with great hatred, "It's you!"
"It's me, but the actual situation should be slightly different from what you imagined." Jon scratched his eyebrows and said helplessly.
He plucked out an eyelash, but it was empty inside. Seeing Smoothie's undisguised hostility towards him, how could he not know that there was a problem on Katakuri's side.
Most probably I think I instigated this farce.
Well.
In fact, Smoothie did not wrongly accuse the wrong person.
After all, if Jon hadn't been influencing Katakuri's thoughts for the past two years, this second son of the Charlotte family, who looks fierce on the outside but gentle on the inside, would never do anything to seize power.
Every wrongdoer has his head, and every debt has his own owner.
Mr. Qiao is destined to bear all the evil in this world...
"Damn it! I'll kill you!"
First, the second brother was taught a bad lesson, and then his mother was beaten. Smoothie got angry for a moment, and regardless of the disparity in status and strength between the two sides, he jumped up with his two thighs and swung his sword to slash at Jon's head.
If Katakuri has the highest fighting ability among the children of the Charlotte family, then Smoothie has the highest fighting talent among the children of the Charlotte family.
She is cool, beautiful, hard-working, and highly trusted by others. She has even won the first place in the "Most Popular Sister" contest held privately many times.
However, even Smoothie like this cannot be Jon's opponent.
In the first round of the fight, Jon broke her sword with his bare hands.
In the second round of the fight, the ugly yellow hat on her head was knocked off.
The third round of the fight...
Smoothie backed away with his face flushed, and said in shame and annoyance: "Are you sick? Why are you touching my legs when you are still fighting!"
Jon replied seriously: "Because it's long."
Don't think you can get away with this expression!
Smoothie: Mom, there's something perverted here.
Unexpectedly, Jon seemed to have read Smoothie's inner thoughts and waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, no, I am not a pervert. If you must say it, then I am just a gentleman who calls himself a pervert."
Smoothie:???
Jon laughed, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, I just want you to calm down. Look, your mother has woken up."
Smoothie sneered, "You want to deceive me with such superficial means?"
Then, behind her, there was the sound of mounds of earth sliding and the sound of hungry stomachs.
"Snacks, eat, I want some snacks!"
Upon hearing this voice, Smoothie froze on the spot.
Turning her head with difficulty, she saw the nightmare that every child of the Charlotte family hides deeply in their hearts - the hungry mother with blood-red eyes.
‘Hungry Mother’, if used in other contexts, might still be 404nofind.
But at this time, the 'hungry mother' is the embodiment of terror.
Without thinking, Smoothie ran away.
Because her previous experiences told her that it was impossible to communicate with her mother when she was crazy. Not only would staying here not solve any problems, but her life would be in danger.
Nowadays, everything must be put aside, and the top priority is to find snacks for mother wholeheartedly!
"Ah, he ran away -" Jon looked at Smoothie's back with a little regret.
However, he still attracted the aunt's attention and gave the long-legged girl a chance to escape.
"Be good." Jon stretched out his hand, "I'll give you a big treat."
Of course, with his ability, he can take out almost unlimited food from the 4th-dimensional pocket to relieve Big Mom's narcosis. But he feels that this is an internal matter of the Charlotte family after all, and Katakuri also wants to seize power.
It's not necessarily a bad thing for an aunt to get sick occasionally.
Turning his palm, countless icicles were projected into the clouds.
Jon was only able to use large-scale AOE attacks without any scruples because he had made sure that Big Mom's Homitz (soul creation) was not around. Otherwise, it would be difficult for 'Prometheus' and 'Zeus' to coax them.
"Look, it's a popsicle." Jon said to his aunt like he was coaxing a child.
After hearing this, the red light in the aunt's eyes faded a little, and she actually didn't bother to trouble Jon anymore. Instead, she picked up the icicles that fell on the ground and started chewing them.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click the next page to continue reading the exciting content! However, Bigmom’s favorite snacks are always sweets. If these icicles are mixed with sugar, they may be able to restore her consciousness, but unfortunately they are just pure
The icicles formed by water condensation have the same effect as a teething stick. They have no effect except to make you feel addicted.
Auntie's sweet addiction was never satisfied, and her newly stabilized mood went berserk again.
Jon remained calm.
Because in his perception, two people were approaching here quickly.
"Come on, biscuit soldiers!"
“Flowing glutinous rice balls!”
Katakuri and Clark each show their abilities.
However, the two of them did not want to attack their mother, but to feed her.
"Ahahahaha, snacks!"
The groups of biscuit soldiers exuded an incomparable aroma, and the aunt smiled happily. She lay on the ground and ate a big meal. Her movements were so rough that she almost gnawed the ground together.
And Katakuri's flowing glutinous rice balls are not bad either. As we all know, rice cakes and other things may look inconspicuous, but they are actually the most filling.
"Shocking, the big mom of the Four Emperors actually let his sons join forces to suppress him!"
If Jon were the news editor, this would be the headline the next day.
It’s no wonder that the Devil Fruit users in the Charlotte family are mostly related to food, because with such a mother above your head who gets sick at every turn, if you don’t have some special ability to provide food, you really won’t live too long.
time.
"It's not sweet...ah! It's not sweet!" After the initial hunger was suppressed, the aunt started acting like a monster again.
Not only do you need to eat enough, you also need to eat well.
Food that is not sweet has no value!
A drop of cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of Klijia and Katakuri.
To be fair, they are very familiar with fighting with Devil Fruit abilities, but who would think about the taste of their own biscuits/glutinous dumplings when they have nothing to do!
Self-produced and sold?
It's too weird.
Fortunately, Smoothie came back with groups of pastry chefs at the most critical moment, and each pastry chef had more or less cakes and puddings in their hands.
"Quick, quick, quick! Throw down the snacks and run away. If you are too late, you will also turn into snacks!"