Ikari Yuantang was so shocked that he was speechless.
Does he have a temper?
Of course there is.
But does he dare to have an attack?
Of course I don't dare.
The overall situation is important, the overall situation is important.
Any weak human emotions and negative thoughts must make way for that ultimate goal.
"From now on..." Ikari Yuantang pushed up his sunglasses: "I will try my best to appear in front of you as little as possible. But in exchange, you must do your best to drive the EVA."
After hearing this, Shinji felt secretly happy, but also felt a trace of unexplainable regret.
He was thinking, is this really the result he wants?
Unknowingly, the old habit happened again.
Fortunately, Jon promptly reminded:
"Don't give me that youthful confusion thing of yours, it's very annoying to watch."
Shinji:……
Smith Masai Jon Sand.
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Return to the specially arranged room at the base.
Shinji lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling in trance.
"Mr. Jon?" he said.
"What's wrong?"
"Tell me, what is it like to be in love...forget it, pretend I didn't ask." Shinji felt a little embarrassed.
But who is Jon?
He was well-informed and accurately exposed the young man's little thoughts: "You want to fall in love, right? Or more directly, do you want a woman?"
"No, no, I don't have that thought." Shinji denied repeatedly.
It's a pity that the boy's blush was stronger than all his words.
Jon said: "This kind of thing is meaningless if others say it. You have to learn to experience it yourself."
"Experience it yourself?" Shinji murmured to himself.
Jon chuckled: "You are the pilot of Unit 1, and you defeated two apostles in a short period of time. As long as you tell the base, there is no guarantee that they will arrange a girlfriend for you."
When he said something, Shinji was moved.
But like most minors, he just couldn't keep that face off, and hesitantly said: "Don't... stop joking, I don't... I don't want to..."
The mouth is too straight.
Jon has seen this kind of people a lot, and he chuckled and said: "Who do you like? Is it Captain Misato Katsuragi or Dr. Ritsuko Akagi? Kids your age usually like older sisters, right?"
"
Shinji was anxious: "Stop talking nonsense!"
Jon: "As a man, just admit it."
Shinji deliberately made an excuse and changed the subject: "I've been very tired recently. Let's go out for a walk tomorrow. Speaking of which, I haven't gone out to play since I came to this city."
Jon: "The decision is yours...but don't you really want to apply to the base and let the senior management send you a wife?"
Shinji: "Ahhhh! I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep."
It just so happens.
There are no classes on weekends.
After saying hello to the base, Shinji changed into casual clothes and left happily.
certainly.
As the pilot of Unit 1, covert protection is definitely indispensable.
But Shinji didn't care.
He took the event funds to a movie theater in the city and randomly selected a science fiction movie.
I don’t know if it’s because of the influence of the apostles, but there weren’t many people in the cinema. Except for the middle-aged uncles who were lying around, there were also young lovers who were quietly gathering together and eating each other’s mouths.
Shinji wanted to relax.
After seeing this, I can't relax anymore.
He crossed his arms across his chest angrily.
When Jon saw it, he smiled and said, "Why don't you go over and politely ask if you can let me join you?"
Shinji was dumbfounded: "This... this is not good..."
If you think about it, this would be too annoying.
"People are deliberately performing for you, so you have to endure the nausea and remain indifferent. Then my evaluation is that the audience is not as good as the actors. Try to be an experience person and enjoy a new life."
Mr. Jon’s words are still as philosophical as ever.
As the saying goes, it is not easy to learn well, but it only takes a moment to learn bad.
Shinji knew that this was wrong, but he just wanted to see what the couple would do when faced with such a situation.
So he plucked up the courage and nervously came to the young man who was gnawing at each other passionately.
Don't speak either.
Just looked at it steadily.
If you kiss and touch someone in a movie theater, what kind of good person can you be?
The man with the nose ring looked at Shinji coldly, "Kid, do you not want to live anymore?"
Shinji subconsciously took a step back.
Then he mustered up the courage and said in as calm a voice as possible: "Please respect the order in public places, it is affecting my movie viewing."
Huang Mao smiled.
The hot girl in Huang Mao's arms also smiled.
Weird things happen every year.
There are especially many this year.
After finally getting out of the shelter, I couldn't hold it in any longer, so I met a nosy kid.
OK OK.
I think you are quite handsome too.
It's better to stay...
With this thought in mind, several men in black wearing headphones suddenly came around from all directions.
Shinji was startled.
But after listening to Jon's explanation, he felt relieved.
"Please don't do anything that makes us feel embarrassed." The leading 'bodyguard captain' said in a low voice.
Shinji opened his mouth.
Following the method that Mr. Jon taught him, he suddenly snorted: "So, you are teaching me how to do things?"
"Don't you dare." The bodyguard captain was frightened.
Shinji crossed his arms and said, "This is a rare vacation, and my good mood has been ruined. When my mood is bad, my state will be bad, and when my state is bad, I won't be able to drive well. You must also know the consequences of my not being able to drive well, right?"
?”
The bodyguard captain's breathing became a little heavier.
He looked at Huang Mao angrily.
"Because of you, humanity almost went extinct!"
Huang Mao:???
Where is this going?
But he figured it out.
Shinji's origin must be extraordinary - just kidding, would ordinary children take so many bodyguards with them when they go out?
Can't afford to offend.
Huang Mao and Hot Girl quickly ran away.
Shinji, however, lost interest in continuing to watch the movie.
After dismissing his bodyguards, he wandered around the city aimlessly.
It's big and beautiful.
My heart is also empty.
He found that apart from driving EVA, there seemed to be no other pursuit in life.
Tell the truth.
The fate of mankind and the continuation of civilization, he doesn't really care about these things.
It's just that someone asked him to come.
Someone asked him to drive the EVA.
So he did.
Although Mr. Jon's protection made this process more enjoyable than expected.
But in the final analysis.
He is like duckweed...
"Mr. Jon, I want to fall in love." Shinji suddenly spoke as he watched the sunset.
"Let's talk." Jon's attitude was very casual.
Shinji said: "But I don't know who to look for? I don't seem to have any particular girl."
"If you don't particularly like them, it means you like them all. Then I have to tell the stories of the harem kings, such as Rito and Brother Cheng... I'm sorry, the one in the back has been beheaded."
Shinji:???
Jon asked again: "Speaking of which, do you prefer men or women?"
Shinji:!!!
"Of course it's a woman, Mr. Jon, how could I like a man?"
"Try it, you won't suffer any loss if you try it."
"You're still too stuck on race. Don't just focus on organic things. You have to try inorganic things too..."
"I think the No. 1 machine is also pretty and charming."
Mr. Jon is so amazing.
Talking to him always makes you forget your own troubles and sorrows.
Shinji suddenly felt that he was simply disturbing others.
It's just a love affair.
Then talk!
Of course, Unit 1 and the like are definitely not within the scope of defense.
Although the eldest sister is pretty.
But he didn't have the confidence to treat it with a normal heart.
Pick and choose.
Shinji decided to start with his classmates.
for example……
Ling Boli goes to and from school with him every day.
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…
"What? Say it again."
Listening to the report from his subordinates, Ikari Yuantang could no longer remain calm.
Although he and Shinji had promised before that they would appear in front of each other as little as possible. But when he heard that that brat was going to attack Zero, even he couldn't keep calm.
Deputy Commander Kozuki Fuyuzou also pinched his eyebrows: "So adolescence is really..."
"I can't let this happen." Ikari Yuantang said.
After saying that, he hurriedly walked outside.
The other side.
Shinji held the flowers he bought from outside and stood in front of Ayanami Rei, "Lingha-san, please date me."
This trick was taught by Jon.
Don't care who the opponent is, just hit the ball with a straight shot, it's simple, rough and easy to use.
Ayanami Rei had no expression on her face.
She looked at Shinji without saying a word.
Like an emotionless puppet.
Shinji was extremely nervous.
This is the first time he has confessed his love to a girl in his life.
The people around were dumbfounded.
In particular, Misato Katsuragi, who was in charge of these EVA pilots, said with a look of disbelief: "You and Zero have only met a few times, and you are going to confess your love?"
Shinji scratched his head: "Mr. Jon taught me to have sex first and then have sex. I don't quite understand what this means, but Mr. Jon will definitely not lie to me."
Misato Katsuragi:……
Damn it, that guy who harmed innocent young people, do you dare to come out of Shinji's body?
What a good child, but he has been spoiled!
Ayanami Rei was confused by what was happening in front of her.
Fortunately, at this time, Ikari Yuantang appeared.
The man in sunglasses came over with heavy steps and grabbed Shinji's flower: "Shinji Ikari, what are you doing?"
Shinji felt a little guilty, but Ling Ran was not afraid and said: "Confess."
"You kid, you kid really pissed me off!" Ikari Yuantang broke his guard.
It’s not good to look for anyone, you have to look for ‘zero’.
Shinji frowned and said, "Lingbo-san and I have the same fate. She and I should be able to talk."
"No, if I say no, I can't!" Ikari Yuantang yelled angrily.
Shinji wanted to say something else.
But hearing the voice in his head, he suddenly gave up and took the bouquet from Ikari Yuantang, "Since you don't agree with my falling in love with Ling Bo, then I will go find Unit 1, who will be the Unit 1 in the future.
My wife!"
Ikari Yuantang:……
Others:…
My mother tongue is speechless.
Although it is adolescence.
But you are too rebellious.
Can you even say that you think Unit-00 is your wife?
Ikari Yuantang felt pain in his trigeminal nerve, and his head hurt so much that it was going to explode.
Ayanami Rei opened her mouth.
But in the end, nothing was said.
"In short, you are not allowed to take action against Zero, and you are not allowed to take action against Unit-1!" Ikari Yuantang gritted his teeth and said bitterly.
He felt that many eyes were focused on him, and every line of sight was asking: How do you educate your children?
Shinji curled his lips.
Then, he was stunned for a moment.
A look of hesitation flashed in his eyes.
After muttering a few words under his breath, he suddenly lowered his head.
"This performance, this behavior, is not good, Jon is about to come out!" Misato Katsuragi was the most alert.
It's a pity that she reminded her too late.
Taking advantage of everyone's unpreparedness, Jon jumped up to Ayanami Rei and kissed her suddenly.
Bo~
Oh, I feel comfortable.
Ayanami Rei blinked, seemingly unable to understand Shinji's state at all.
Ikari Yuantang suffered a cardiac arrest and quickly ordered the people around him: "Stop him, stop him quickly!"
It's a pity that Jon is as dexterous as a monkey.
The skills of ordinary people were completely inadequate in front of him.
Small opening does not count as opening.
Golden fighting spirit emerged.
He is as fast as lightning.
One by one of the beauties present, they all encountered poisonous hands... er, poisonous mouths.
A lot of things are like this.
Kissing one person is also a kiss, and kissing a group of people is also a kiss.
Why hide it?
Come and be generous.
Shinji felt great.
Because he and Mr. Jon feel the same way.
Jon was happy.
Because doing it is very fun and makes him happy physically and mentally.
Even some of the people being kissed felt happy.
After all, Shinji looks good and is an excellent pony.
The only one who is unhappy is probably Ikari Yuantang.
He doesn't have a heart disease, he's almost having a heart attack from anger!
"Stop him, stop him..." the base commander said weakly.
Watching 'Shinji' jump up and down.
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This farce finally came to an end.
Shinji received severe criticism.
Then……
There is no more.
how?
The hero who fought against the apostles and saved mankind would not allow even this little willfulness?
Shinji lay on the bed again, recalling the touch of his lips during the day.
This kid was also gradually led astray.
After losing his first kiss, he even began to think about what it would be like to fall in love with Unit-1.
"Mr. Jon, can organic and inorganic matter really be together?"
"You've never seen someone marrying a figure, at least you've seen someone marrying an inflatable doll."
"No……"
"Then you guys here are still too normal and too conservative. In my opinion, it's not subversive enough."
"Dian?"
"Abandoning rationality is the real happiness. Your kid is usually so stressed. If you don't make a fuss, you can easily become a psychopath."
"That being said, that's true. I feel that the pressure has become much less."
Shinji chuckled.
He added: "My first kiss was with classmate Ling Bo, it was really great."
Jon was silent for a moment and smiled: "Have you noticed that you two actually look a bit alike?"
"Yes? No." Shinji didn't think much.
"If you say no, then there is no." Jon didn't go into details.
Shinji put his arms on the pillow: "Speaking of which, does Lingbo-san agree to my confession?"
"I don't know, you can try tomorrow. Aren't you two in the same class? Tomorrow morning, just go to the school gate and wait for her to see if she is willing to hold hands with you."
Shinji: "What a great idea!"
But on the second day.
Plans still can't keep up with changes.
Shinji waited for a long time, but did not see Ling Boli.
It was only after class that he learned that Ling Boli had asked for leave today.
But what’s surprising is.
Suzuhara Touji and Aida Kensuke, who had attempted school bullying before and were killed, took the initiative to find Shinji.
The two started fighting at zero frame, and said "Private Marseille" to each other.