It can accommodate more than ten people without any problem.
Jon smiled and said to Shinji: "Believe it or not, your stupid dad will definitely try his best to fight me when he hears that I have all the EVA pilots under my control."
Shinji shook his head: "He doesn't have the courage."
"I don't know something here. Your live father is actually very courageous, but he is too reserved and never shows it to the outside world." Jon smiled and suddenly changed the topic: "What do you think, am I interesting? It's all
Beautiful girl, you are so unhappy."
Shinji blinked: "Actually, I think things between men and women are just like that, not interesting."
"Hey, you're pretending. You think you're Sasuke, right?" Jon smiled disdainfully and pointed to the door: "Well, you can move out and let me enjoy this hellish life alone."
Before Shinji could speak, Asuka appeared like a ghost, put her hands on her hips and said, "Hell? Hell! Asuka-sama lives with you, do you have any dissatisfaction?"
Jon said seriously: "One woman is better than three ducks, three women... Sorry, it should be two women, because little classmate Lingbo doesn't like to talk at all. You two women are better than a group of ducks."
"You are the duck, your whole family is a duck!" Asuka subconsciously replied.
Jon was unmoved and said, "Shinji is my brother and my family."
Then he turned around and said, "She said you were a duck."
Shinji:……
Even if he were more naive and kind, he would not fall for such a provocation.
He chuckled and turned his head silently.
Asuka was reluctant, "I'm telling you in advance, don't even think about making evil plans against me, do you hear me?"
Jon pointed at himself and then at Shinji next to him: "Who are you talking about?"
Asuka: "You guys!"
Jon said "Wow" and said to Shinji with pity in his eyes: "Look, there is a little girl here with too much self-awareness."
Shinji was so blessed that he pretended to be surprised: "Where is it? Where is it? Why didn't I see it?"
Asuka:???
You two are talking about cross talk in front of me.
At this time, Katsuragi Misato, who was bundled up, walked over with worry in her eyes, but she still forced a smile and said: "Okay, okay, Asuka, don't get into a verbal quarrel with this guy, we can't beat him."
"Just because she can't beat her, she has to keep up with her in terms of momentum!" Asuka's brain circuit is indeed very strange, even Shinji can't control it.
Jon clapped his hands: "Okay, I'm very energetic. You can make dinner later."
Asuka: "Why?"
Hearing this, Jon suddenly changed his expression: "Please, Asuka-chan, we can't live without someone to cook, we need you."
Asuka's expression froze, and he hesitated: "You need me...really...really?"
"Of course, everyone knows that you are irreplaceable. Not only are you an excellent driver, but you are also a good woman of the new era with perfect scores in housework and fair skin." Jon gave a thumbs up, his eyes were bulging, and he was sincere in addition to being sincere.
.
As we all know.
The contrast between inches and stops can sometimes bring a strange sense of pleasure.
One second she was taunting her fiercely and her words flew into the air, but the next second she was praising her for free. Asuka's CPU almost burned out.
She felt something was wrong.
But when I thought about it carefully, I didn't feel anything was wrong.
Isn't it?
She is a good woman of the new era, she can go to the living room and the kitchen, and she can also drive an EVA.
Oh, it's so perfect.
But she saw a trace of pride on her face, put her hands on her hips and said: "Hmph, just wait, I will definitely make a table of dishes that will surprise you! Let you get to know me, Asuka, Ran...
…”
Before she finished speaking, the quiet Ayanami Rei suddenly raised her hand and interrupted: "If it's cooking, I can also help."
Asuka raised her eyebrows: "I'll tell you, okay?"
Ayanami Rei didn't speak and walked into the kitchen in silence.
Asuka saw her and quickly followed.
Misato Katsuragi looked at everything in front of her in surprise, and whispered to Jon: "You are really capable."
Jon smiled: "Everyone has weaknesses. For example, that little girl Asuka, her strength is just an armor to hide her inner fragility. In fact, she is just a loli with an Electra complex. As for Ayanami Rei, it's even simpler, that kind
A child who lacks love only needs to express concern and make her feel that she is not alone, and she will give everything like a holy mother."
Shinji:!!!
As expected of Mr. Jon, he can grasp people's hearts so accurately.
Admire and admire.
Misato Katsuragi thought about what Jon said, and suddenly felt that it made sense. Then she looked at Shinji who looked admiringly on her side: "What about him?"
"He? Because he didn't have his parents by his side, he was weak and confused. But now he's better. With my TIAO teachings, he has become a qualified bad-mouthed boy. Although the old problem has not been changed much, he starts to get sick at every turn. At least he has learned how to do it.
People who are unhappy are so weird." Jon said while stroking Shinji's hair.
Well.
A little oily.
Shinji felt a little embarrassed and said, "It's all taught well by Mr. Jon."
You can learn some lessons.
Misato Katsuragi secretly rolled her eyes.
The good boy who looked like a blank slate suddenly turned into a gangster.
What a hateful unknown creature.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but feel a little scared.
This guy has a very keen mind. He seems to be able to detect a person's weaknesses. Could it be possible that he can read minds?
"You must be thinking that this guy can't read minds." Suddenly, Jon said.
Misato Katsuragi:!!!
No, buddy, are you really good at it?
Jon smiled: "Guess whether I can."
Misato Katsuragi suddenly stopped talking.
She has no way to cope, nor the strength to cope.
After much thought, I decided to throw it away.
After everyone put their luggage away, Jon took the time to take a shower.
When the food was served, he looked at the table full of dishes and pinched his eyebrows: "Logically speaking, I shouldn't dampen the enthusiasm of you two, but... uh... forget it, I still don't
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Asuka, who was waiting for praise, suddenly lost her guard and shouted: "Hey, what do you mean, do you think my cooking is not delicious?"
"I can't say it's not delicious, I can only say it's too ordinary." Jon said truthfully: "But judging from your age, it's pretty good to do this."
ordinary?
I want to be the best woman.
You actually said that my craftsmanship is ordinary?
Asuka smiled back and said, "If you don't like what I cook, don't eat it. No one is forcing you."
"You're not convinced, are you? Okay, I'll show you tomorrow night." Jon shrugged: "When the time comes, just don't be so frustrated that you cry."
Because of this sentence.
As a result, Asuka didn't have a good class all day long and was always in a trance.
During lunch break, she found Shinji: "Hey, let me ask you a question."
Shinji put down the physics book and pushed up the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose: "First, I don't say hello. Second, pay attention to your attitude when speaking. Third, forget. Fourth, forget, the fifth personality is activated!"
Asuka:???
Shinji coughed lightly: "It's just some words Mr. Jon taught me, don't worry about it, so what do you want?"
"You spent a long time with that guy before, right? Do you know what he would do?" Asuka decisively ignored the inexplicable content and asked curiously.
Shinji shrugged: "We lived together before. Apart from telling me about those wonderful adventures, Mr. Jon had no physical characteristics at all, so he was recognized as something like a second personality at the beginning."
"Then you must have watched a lot of food programs, right? He must have learned the food of the earth through you." Asuka guessed reasonably.
Shinji: "I don't know about that."
The conversation changed: "Do you really not want to lose?"
Asuka: "Of course, how could I accept losing to a mere alien creature..."
"It's a high-dimensional creature." Shinji corrected.
While the two were talking, Ayanami Rei came over quietly, holding a leaflet for a school trip in her hand.
When Asuka saw it, she stopped Ayanami Rei and took away the flyer: "Okinawa, surfing? Wow! It's really good."
Ayanami Rei glanced at the empty palms and then at Asuka beside her. She said nothing and planned to leave silently.
Unexpectedly, Shinji was unhappy. He stopped Ayanami Rei and said to Asuka: "It's so rude. Please apologize to Limbo-san."
"You're protected now?" Asuka chuckled and said to Ayanami Rei, "I really don't know what you like about this kid."
Ayanami Rei was stunned for a moment and said softly: "Shinji-kun, it's very good."
Asuka:???
Shinji: Touched.jpg
It has to be you at the critical moment, classmate Lingbo.
Shinji's eyes flashed.
Ayanami Rei saw it and repeated: "Shinji-kun, very good."
hiss--
Asuka took a deep breath.
As the world warms, Antarctica melts...
What?
Antarctica is gone?
That's okay.
"I really can't stand you two, you two." Asuka grabbed her arm and wiped it up and down a few times before returning the flyer to Ayanami Rei: "It was my fault just now, I'm sorry."
Ayanami Rei shook her head.
Shinji also had a different view of Asuka: This girl can still understand people.
Is it just ‘a promiscuous affair’?
Asuka proudly put her hands on her hips: "Why, you are allowed to learn from that guy, but I am not allowed to learn from that guy?"
As expected of you, Mr. Jon, you managed to bring a lost girl back to the right path in such a short period of time.
After hearing this, Shinji admired Jon even more.
After learning about the trip away from school, Asuka's attention finally shifted, and she murmured to herself in front of Rei Ayanami and Shinji: "Since I want to go surfing, I have to buy a new swimsuit."
Shinji: "That..."
Asuka waved her hand: "Don't interrupt yet."
She touched her smooth chin: "Tomorrow is Saturday. Do you want Mr. Kaji to accompany me?"
The girl is an action person and will do whatever comes to her mind.
Before Shinji could say anything, he hurried outside the classroom and went to make a phone call.
Shinji looked at Asuka's retreating back and said helplessly: "We are pilots, how can we go to such a far place for a school trip?"
Ayanami Rei: "Indeed——"
Shinji:!!!
Ayanami Rei said in her usual tone: "Mr. Jon's words are very interesting, some catchphrases..."
"Okay, okay, you don't need to explain." Shinji twitched the corner of his mouth.
I don’t know if it’s his illusion, but I always feel that classmate Lingbo has become more... abstract than before?
But it said that Rixiang was here.
I called Kaji Ryoji, but was informed that Kaji had left the base.
Disappointed, Asuka began to look for new candidates.
There are options to choose from.
There is no good partner either.
As a result, I didn't listen carefully to the class all afternoon.
Wait until school is over.
Cleaned out the love letters in the shoe cabinet.
Asuka returned to where she lived with Shinji and Ayanami Rei.
Misato Katsuragi was lying on the coffee table drinking wine, looking more sad than heartbroken.
Girls are always more mature than boys at this stage. Asuka's eyes flashed, and she had some bad guesses in her heart. She hurriedly came to Katsuragi Misato: "Misato, are you!"
As she spoke, she gritted her teeth: "That bastard! How could he do such a thing!"
Misato Katsuragi was stunned for a moment, then she realized what she was doing and knocked on Asuka's head: "What are you kid thinking about every day? The reason why I'm miserable is that I was fined a year's salary for taking the initiative to activate Unit Zero without permission.
I still have to write a damn long review.”
Asuka: "That's it?"
"One year's salary! Do you know how much alcohol you can buy with that!" Misato Katsuragi shouted loudly.
Shinji frowned slightly: "I've only seen this look in TV series. All those drunkard uncles are like this."
Ayanami Rei looked like a compliment and continued: "Shinji-kun, you can't become such a useless adult in the future."
Shinji: "That's right."
Misato Katsuragi:???
What a treacherous father and mother-in-law.
well.
never mind.
Misato Katsuragi took another sip of wine.
Just then, Jon came out wearing an apron.
"We're all back, so do you want to eat first, take a bath first, or eat me first?"
Three little ones:???
no.
Are you serious?
Asuka blushed.
Ayanami Rei remained unmoved.
Shinji thought carefully and said in a deep voice: "What option is 'eat you first'?"
Boy, there's something wrong with you.
But Jon still patiently explained: "Eating me first means punching me first, and then eating and bathing."
oh.
That's right.
hey-hey.
Forget it.
Go back home and put down your schoolbag.
Everyone gathered in the restaurant.
Jon snapped his fingers, and plates of food automatically floated out of the room.
Facing many surprised looks, he explained: "This is a super power. You have to believe in science."
That’s okay too.
It can send out high-energy impacts that destroy planets with both hands, and it doesn't seem like a big deal to move objects with its mind.
It must be desensitization, Katsuragi Misato and others quickly accepted this setting.
Then.
Facing a variety of food that I have never heard of or seen.
They couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
Jon patiently took out a napkin, wrapped it around his neck, and patiently introduced: "These eighteen dishes, six are cold, eight are hot, three are desserts, and one is hot soup."