Chapter 107 The mortal apprentice ceremony called the Son of Heaven.
Chapter 107, the emperor’s mortal apprenticeship ceremony.
When I got the yellow croaker and returned to Zhuangyuan Building, the sun had already risen.
This night, we took a trip back to the mortal world and became a guest in the world of mortals!
I have a deeper understanding and appreciation of how human beings regard life as nothing.
I also have a rough understanding of the operation mode of Zhuangyuan Building.
In view of this, I admire Qiuyue's responsibility and courage even more, and I am so admired that I am so impressed!
"Drink some fairy brew?" Qiuyue said to me with a pleasant smile.
"Are you still drinking? Aren't you going to take the emperor to pay homage to your master? It's time to get drunk again in a while." For the first time, I became interested in Qiuyue.
I vaguely felt that Qiuyue was doing all this because she wanted to tell me something, but I couldn't figure it out! She refused to say it clearly...! Alas!...
"You're still a little pedantic." Qiuyue said to me with a smile.
"Women are slow-tempered, no matter they are gods or mortals, it's the same. Let Miaomiao and Pixiu handle the matter of calling the Emperor when they come back. Don't be careful, just a little, drink some with me!" She said
You are begging me!
What else can you do? Risk your life to accompany the beauty.
There is a saying in Hongchen Inn: It is difficult for a hero to be a beauty! Besides, I am not a hero at all.
I reluctantly drank a small cup of fairy brew, my blood was boiling, and my desire was swollen...!
"Qiuyue! This...this is not fairy dew! What is this?...I...!" My hand is no longer mine. It can't help but hold Qiuyue's hand, rubbing it over and over again.
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Um, my brain feels numb and unbearable... What's going on?...??????
I keep holding myself accountable!
Seeing that I was unconscious, the Earth Eye smiled and was about to send me soul power...! This brother is not bad.
The peach blossoms bloom on Qiuyue's face, and her pink memories keep reincarnating in my mind... Romance fills all my cognitions!
Looking at my enchanted demo, she gave him a vicious look and gritted her teeth and said to him: "This is a matter between us, you'd better leave it alone! Otherwise, God will punish you."
After listening to Qiuyue's heavenly words, the Earthly Eye fell into a trance quietly, and went alone to the colorful little nest Qiuyue specially prepared for me to enter trance...!
After Qiuyue watched him go out with a smile, she gasped and said to me: "Sir, does Qiuyue look good? Look at her! Well, your hands are not cold anymore. It feels so comfortable...!"
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I want to return to my soul, but the soul no longer possesses me...!
When I woke up, in the Lengyue Palace, oh! No.
I was the only one left in Qiuyue's bedroom.
It was the first time I smelled the faint fragrance of Qiuyue's boudoir, and it was also the first time I tried the soft warmth of the Tiancan quilt... Well, several firsts happened on this day!
I have a strange feeling, that is, there is something like turbid sewage circulating in my mind and blood. It is a strange feeling that I have never felt before...
I awkwardly climbed out of Qiuyue's boudoir quilt and sneaked into my own colorful hut.
Uh! The Earth Eye is still in concentration...!
"Senior brother! You have violated the precepts." Diyantong heard the sound of my footsteps entering the door. He opened his eyes and said to me very dissatisfied.
"Uh! I had a small drink and got drunk." I said vaguely.
"Everyone gets drunk without being drunk! Senior brother, you have to pay attention. You will not be able to leave the Zhuangyuan Building in the near future.
Otherwise, your whereabouts will be captured by the demons of the Asura Heaven, which would be really dangerous!" The Earth Eye said to me helplessly.
"How could it be? I just took a sip of Hongchen wine and slept for a while." I jumped on the hammock and said to him nonchalantly.
"See for yourself! There were already human footprints when you came in." After the Earth Sight Master finished speaking, he was about to enter meditation.
"Ah!..." I sighed softly.
This Qiuyue, in order for us to stay in the world forever, she actually... actually killed me!
"It's over! It's over!... This can't be done in the mortal world! Otherwise, it will be stained by the tackiness of the world of mortals, and it may take several years to cleanse the marrow!... Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!" I finally knew.
What has Qiuyue done to me!
"Senior brother, you can only cultivate yourself for a while now, it's best to hide." Di Jingtong said to him with a smile.
Seeing that I also discovered the abnormality, he no longer worried about me.
"I can't get out! The soul power has been given to Qiu Yue a lot. You go and have a look, send me her relevant information, and use the Zhentian password. Hey! It's hard to violate God's will.
I can’t interfere too much in other people’s affairs in the human world.” I said to the earth clairvoyant.
"Okay, senior brother. It's not too late for you to know now. There is something magical about your room. I fell into meditation for a while and felt that my soul power has greatly increased!" Diyantong smiled and went out with confidence.
Money is what makes this place so splendid. It is natural that there will be no shortage of soul power.
Since the great soul power has been given to Qiuyue, why not just stay in the colorful hut! Qiuyue...! Qiuyue... you have suffered a long time.
I lay helplessly on the hammock, feeling my body sinking, and the hammock's hanging rope creaked.
It was obvious that I was about to become a mortal!!! My body was obviously much heavier. I secretly estimated that it was probably about the same weight as a newborn baby.
Just look at the tight ropes on the hammock.
When I came up before, the hammock had never been so noisy. It weighed about the same as a butterfly or a summer cicada, or even much lighter!
But now...! I don’t even dare to think about it.
Hey! The word "sex" has a knife on its head, and it is also very responsive to gods! I can no longer drink Qiuyue's fairy wine... I was lying in the hammock, and I couldn't settle down. Qiuyue's fairy spirit was everywhere in my mind.
The beautiful shadow of a human being...!
"Hey!..." I sighed and simply sat up.
Just when I was bored, Diyantong conveyed the apprenticeship ceremony of Arctic Pavilion.
First, bathe and change clothes, and then ask the emperor to give Qiuyue some guidance before becoming a disciple.
After three kneels, he kowtowed to the ground. The old Taoist priest first led the emperor to kneel down and worship the three ancestors of the Three Qing Yuan, Ling, and Dao masters, and then the five elders of the five directions, Emperor Zhi of Houtu, Northern Xuanwu... and so on should be known to the mortal world.
God.
Finally, the old Taoist priest sat down on the futon under the statue of Sanqing and accepted the emperor's kneeling prayer.
Alas! Human beings are troublesome. There are so many red tapes. It is obviously just an apprenticeship ceremony, but it is made to look like an emperor ascending the throne.
I couldn't watch it anymore, so I simply closed the Zhentian audio player, thinking about how to quickly restore my energy.
Maybe it’s because the hammock is shaking too much! That’s why I can’t calm down.
Thinking of this, I jumped down from the hammock and sat on the futon surrounded by colorful halos.
Sure enough, I fell into concentration after a while.