The legendary Immortal Restaurant is not far from Niu Shou Inn. You can reach it in just a leisurely walk on horseback and a cigarette.
It is said that spring brings the ox head and autumn brings the clouds. Look at the lush ancient trees and pines and the crying azaleas all over the mountains and plains. There are also many nameless wild flowers, strange grass and rocks, deep pools and shallow grass banks, dancing butterflies and fish flying, and clouds flowing high in the sky.
...you can admire endless wind, flowers, snow and moon, read endless mountains, and smell endless birdsong and fragrance of flowers!
It is indeed a good place! No wonder the black dragon took refuge here, and the heavenly soldiers and generals did not want to cause trouble here too much!
Of course, there may be other stories here.
I sighed secretly, Jinwu saw the foreign object and started to stop moving forward.
Baiyun also neighed, retreating continuously and unwilling to move forward.
"Hey hey hey! Old, this place is a bit evil." Qiuyue reminded me.
"After all, your horse is a common thing, so naturally you don't dare to get close to them. Well! The Immortal Restaurant is right in front. Is there really an immortal?" I smiled and whispered to Qiuyue.
"When you come out to play, other gods and ghosts are unlucky. Don't use fairy magic to scare people!" Qiuyue really regarded herself as a human being.
I won't speak anymore.
What to do if the horse won't move?
I thought about it, took off my coat, tore it into two long pieces of cloth, blindfolded the horse, and then led the horse on foot to the entrance of the Fairy Restaurant.
Because the horse's eyes are so clear that he can see fairies and ghosts, this trick works.
Qiuyue looked at me and laughed.
"Who did you learn this from? Is this okay?" she said.
The horse was tied to the big tree in front of the Shenxian Restaurant. When Qiuyue and I were about to enter the restaurant, something unusual happened.
What was originally a simple small building with a thatched roof and a bamboo body suddenly turned into a two-story small foreign-style building made of reinforced concrete.
Do you think it's strange?
"It's a trick! The boss is really powerful. She probably didn't expect that there would be gods coming to spend money! So she didn't strengthen her magic power. Now it's revealed that she is not a human being." Qiuyue said to me with a secret smile.
"Didn't you say not to use fairy power? You did it again." I asked her unhappily.
"I said you don't want to use it, but I didn't say I couldn't use it." Qiuyue started cheating on me, and she was extremely proud of it.
"Um! This couplet is good: the cow-headed fairy opens a restaurant; the passing fairy comes to eat." I smiled and pointed to the couplet on the door and said to Qiuyue.
"Is this good? Are you making fun of me? Come in quickly, I'm hungry." Qiuyue took my hand and stepped into the Little Fairy Restaurant.
It's strange to say that there is no shopkeeper in this restaurant, and no waiter greeting customers outside the door...! Could it be that it's past dinner time?
Puzzled, I followed Qiuyue into the restaurant.
"Is there anyone here? Let's eat." Qiuyue looked at the dark restaurant and asked in a low voice.
"Welcome to the Little Fairy Restaurant. Guests are waiting in line first. There are two other guests in front of you. Please sit quietly in front of the counter and wait for a while." A pleasant female voice seemed to be speaking to us from underground.
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"Shopkeeper, we haven't ordered yet! Can you let us take a look at the menu first?" Qiuyue asked the restaurant manager in confusion.
"Sir, guests are always required to order food in the Fairy Restaurant. We will serve you whatever you want, I guarantee you will get it right." That strange voice took over Qiu Yue's words and said.
"So amazing? You know what we want to eat even if we don't tell you?" I was also surprised.
"Are you really a god? Or do you think you can figure it out?" Qiuyue also asked curiously.
"Sir, ours is a fairy restaurant! Both the people who open the restaurant and those who come in to buy food are gods. A meal of fairy food will make you soar in the future. Our fairy restaurant is not in vain. You two will know in a moment.
"The shopkeeper said to us still mysteriously.
"Wait!" Qiuyue pinched me, winked, and said angrily to the front.
I nodded to her, closed my eyes and meditated.
Without the soul power and immortal energy, I could only rely on meditation during my initial cultivation to solve some problems.
Rather than saying that the restaurant is a thatched house, it is better to say that it is a barren tomb covered with thatched grass.
Yes, it is a tomb that has been abandoned for a long time...!
The person who opens the store is definitely not a human being.
Then who could she be?...My meditation cannot find her current location, nor can I see where her kitchen is!
"I can't find any useful information. But this is a deserted cemetery, there is no doubt about it." I whispered to Qiuyue.
"Stop talking! She is behind us." Qiuyue turned my arm and whispered in my ear.
"Xiaoxian Restaurant welcomes the two masters of Zhuangyuanlou. The journey to immortality is endless and unknown. Everyone says that immortals are good. In one day, the vegetarian god is gone!"
The big fish and meat are really gods, and the beauties are like gods. Long-cherished thoughts are colorless and tasteless, and they go home together once in a hundred years.
Everyone says that gods are so good that they don’t eat meat for three meals a day! May I ask you two, is it a heavenly immortal or an earthly immortal?” The owner of the Little Immortal Restaurant seemed to be erratic like a ghost, and suddenly started mumbling behind us.
"What did the heavenly immortals say? What did the earthly immortals say?" Qiuyue asked her cleverly.
"The Celestial Immortal All-Vegetarian Banquet and the Earthly Immortal Blood Food Banquet. It is necessary to ask clearly about this, so that the staff of Xiaoxian Restaurant can customize a high-end immortal banquet for the two guests." The shopkeeper floated back to the restaurant (
Cemetery), pretending to be profound.
"It's obviously a ghost feast, but you still want to say that you are a god! Let's see how you serve me." Qiuyue pinched me again and murmured in a low voice.
"I am a scholar in the world of mortals, and the person in the room is a female devil from the earthly world. One of us wants to go to heaven and the other wants to go to earth. What should we do?" I deliberately made things difficult for this wild ghost.
"Those who want to ascend to heaven sit on the east side, and those who want to sink to the earth please sit on the west side. You two guests, please come in. I wish you both a happy meal!" the ghost shopkeeper said, turning on the ghost banquet ghost fire lantern!
The restaurant is dim and bright, a bit like a nightclub! Or maybe it's a bar from 1912.
Yes, it’s the decoration and furnishings of the bar.
"It's obvious that he is just a sensual person, but he still insists on saying that he is a god and making a fuss!"
I thought to myself and started talking to myself.
"Don't talk! Don't worry about how they are doing mischief. Listen carefully and continue meditating." Qiuyue whispered to me, then found a seat to the west and sat down.
I nodded, stood opposite her, closed my eyes and meditated carefully.
There are two female ghosts in the restaurant, a fox spirit and a mouse spirit. They are both female-born.
There were blood stains under the stove to the south, and a pile of chewed human bones were placed in a mess. The smell was unpleasant...!
I changed places and looked again. There were several human skins and tiger skins spread on the grass mat in the north. They must have been castrated recently. They had not hardened yet and still looked very soft.
Judging from the protruding parts of human skin and animal skin, they should all be male, and there are no females among them...!
I wanted to change my position and take another look, but when there was a creaking sound, it must be the waiter serving the food, so I immediately stopped meditating.
The ghostly little ghost light still flashes brightly and dimly, which is a bit provocative.
The waiter should be the vixen. She wears makeup and is very charming, but the smell of fox is very subtle and almost non-existent.
I don’t know if it’s because she used ice cream or because she practiced well!
"Guest! The first course for you two. The female guest is served with tiger beard, and the gentleman is served with dragon claw hand. The drink for both of you is red rice soup, please take it slow.
There are other dishes, they will be here soon." The vixen introduced the dishes with a smile, bent down and gently placed the dishes on the bamboo mats in front of me and Qiuyue.
I don’t know if she did it on purpose when she bent down to place the dishes and dishes.
For those who don’t know, I thought it was because the clothes were light and thin, or because the collar design was not tight.
In fact, she was deliberately testing whether my little heart would beat!
I can’t stand the Earthly Eyes and the Heavenly Eyes anymore. One of them is holding my heart with both hands, and the other is holding my guts...!
I looked at the dragon claw hand on the plate calmly, deliberately pretending to be greedy, and kept sipping on the saliva.
"The next dishes will arrive soon." Another cup of red rice soup was given to Qiuyue and me, and then we walked out of our private room.
"Are you a greedy person or are you greedy for this dragon-clawed hand?" Qiuyue and other vixens walked out of the private room and whispered to me.
"Guess!" I said deliberately not answering Qiuyue's words.
"How is it? Are you sure?" the female ghost asked the vixen.
"Uh! It doesn't make sense. Which girl seems to be very calm and calm, and which guy is drooling, but I think he seems to be more interested in dragon claw vegetables! I can't say," said the vixen.
Their kitchen is actually under the coffin board, and there are no pots, pans, stove hoods or anything like that.
What goes in and out from the kitchen to the dining room is actually just a mortise and tenon joint under the coffin board.
The so-called meals are similar to children playing house. They just rub some rotten meat and wild vegetables over and over on a broken tile that I don't know where they came from, and then use a trick to turn these things into something bright and beautiful.
Just dishes.
That's it.
"Whether he is interested in you or the food, come up later, you can do something bad and make the girl angry, and then we sisters will have a good time enjoying that little man. I don't know, the second in charge of the Number One Scholar Building can see it.
There are certain things about the man above that are not bad." A female ghost said.
"That's not right! That one named Leng Qiuyue seems to be difficult to deal with. That man also seems to be a bit tricky, so he may not be fooled by us!" said the rat spirit, shaking his head.
"Why don't you two go together this time? Junior Sister Shu will turn into a handsome young man and try to see who is the number one scholar.
The fox sister then teased the dwarf.
If it doesn't work, let's teach them some words about how to become immortals after leaving the body. If it doesn't work, we'll be tough. I don't believe we can't handle them." A female ghost said.
"That's right! As long as people come to Xiaoxian Restaurant, most of them like to pray to gods, worship Buddha, visit immortals and practice Taoism. We sisters will use some tricks to make them believe that we are gods. Wouldn't it be much easier?" The person pretending to be the shopkeeper