Chapter 186 The road to hell is not easy to walk, but the world is better!
Chapter 186: The road to the underworld is difficult, but the human world is better!
Qiuyue and I looked at Heilong at the same time, and were completely shocked by his super big turn of more than 180 degrees.
"Hey! Mr. Lu, please tell us carefully, why can't we catch up with this? Where are Shui Mo and I going to practice our combat skills? You are so familiar with this place, why don't you tell us carefully?
Let's talk about it, okay?" Yu Yan saw that everyone was staring at Heilong in great surprise, but they were all indifferent to what Taoist Lu said, so he asked Taoist Lu.
"Hey! Okay then. Think about it, sir, he brought the golden boy and beautiful girl to the underworld for training. Who is the great emperor? The clone of the Three Pure Ones! How will he face his bunch of young apprentices and grandsons?
"It can't be too heavy, nor can it be too light. What's more, he himself is too busy now, so how can he still take care of you?" Mr. Lu said with a smile.
"Lu Xiaobai, who told you this? Who told you that Emperor Fengdu is the clone of Tianzun? Say it quickly." Black Dragon suddenly became aggressive, and he sneered at Taoist Master Lu threateningly.
I can hear the crunching sounds of his bones across the water, the little green ox, the Pixiu and the Son of Heaven.
It's obvious that Black Dragon is suspicious of something!
"What's wrong, Heilong? Isn't he your childhood friend? Why do you talk to him like this?" Even I asked about Heilong in confusion.
"He's lying! He can't possibly know that the master is the Lord of the Earth. Someone must have instigated him. He is just an ordinary little immortal who extradited the Taoists and ascended. He can't possibly know this." Black Dragon said with more than a certain certainty.
"Old Hei, don't be angry. I'll tell you that it's okay. A monk taught me that an old friend of mine got lost on the way to the underworld and asked me to guide you back to the heaven through the mortal world.
Here!" Lu Xiaobai said in a chuckle, as if he was afraid that the black dragon would beat him.
"Black Dragon! Don't embarrass Xiaobai. Which monk may be the Bodhisattva. This may be what the original Great Heavenly Lord meant! No matter how the underworld is beaten, the Heavenly Lord will never let his own closed disciples put themselves in danger.
What’s more, this beloved disciple is also a prince-in-law! He’s so precious with golden branches and jade leaves! Hahahaha!” Seeing Lu Xiaobai like this, Qiuyue immediately stopped Heilong’s rudeness and said.
"Master Yue, he has an itchy skin and always needs a beating." Black Dragon Shanshan said authentically.
"What! Have you ever hit him? She is a woman." Qiuyue looked at Heilong speechlessly and laughed.
"What? He...isn't she a boy? How is that possible? When he was a child, he and his father often went to my house to eat and drink. We are both called brothers, and we have met several times! Isn't that right?"
Black Dragon suddenly turned around and asked me.
"It is indeed like this. Lu Xiaobai, you are still a boy now! Qiuyue said you are a girl. You tell her that you are a boy and a girl. Otherwise, she will put a big label on us brothers. We can't wear it.
Get up!" I quickly asked Lu Xiaobai.
"Sir, I am a woman. Isn't this just to facilitate work? That's why talented women dress up as men. In fact, I have never regarded myself as a woman. This is true." Lu Xiaobai said.
"Then let me ask you, when I get to the Queen Mother, there are no boys, and it is not possible for a woman to dress up as a man. If I want you to be a girl, are you willing?" Qiuyue laughed and said to Lu Xiaobai.
"Of course I do. Now I have to deal with men, women, and children. It would be very inconvenient if I don't dress up as a woman! Thank you, Sister Yue. I will dress up beautifully when I go to the Peach Garden, and from now on I will be a peach picker.
Little fairy." Lu Xiaobai said happily.
"What an extraordinary case of harmonizing yin and yang! Lu Xiaobai, from now on, when we meet, everyone will call him senior brother, regardless of seniority. Except for various formal occasions where the sect leader should be called sect leader, in other situations, everyone will call him senior brother. Including Heilong and Lao, I understand.
No?" Qiuyue said happily to Lu Xiaobai.
"I remember, Sect Master Yue." Lu Xiaobai said timidly.
"You...sigh!...Why do you still call me Sect Leader Yue? I am from my hometown, and you are their disciple. Just call me Qiuyue." Qiuyue smiled and patiently told Lu Xiaobai
He explained.
"Come on! Come on...! Lao Qiuyue, should we act according to the consciousness of the Bodhisattva?" Black Dragon interrupted them and said.
"Go back! Borrow the Hongchen Inn and return home to the sea of clouds." I said happily.
"Which...you...have stopped issuing the imperial edict to the underworld?" Heilong's eyes darted around and he asked in confusion.
"False! It doesn't happen at all." I said with a smile.
"Hey! It's a lie that the emperors on your left are shouting that they don't want to be! There has been something about An Ye and the sect master for a long time. Didn't you also agree to them joining the Celestial Tribe, why did you regret it again?"
Black Dragon asked me with a lot of confusion.
"It's all so that everyone can live in peace so that trouble can arise!" I said with a disdainful smile.
"Ouch! Black Dragon, please stop asking. If everyone just says whatever they say like you, then we are probably dead." The Holy Spirit scolded Black Dragon unhappily.
"Oh! By the way. There is also a Lu Xiaobai in Miaoyin Wonderland. Sister Yue, do you still remember?" Yu Yan looked at the expression of the little boy Lu Xiaobai and asked in confusion.
"Are you talking about Lu Xiaobai at the foot of Bailu Mountain? That quiet little girl?...!" Qiuyue also opened her mouth wide, and it took her a long time to speak.
"If they weren't different in age, they would really think they were the same person!" Holy Spirit nodded and said.
"Even if it's not the same person, it must be related. If you don't believe me, let's ask her. I'm sure it's related." Yu Yan also pursed her lips and said.
"Oh! That's right. Well, Lu Xiaobai, how many Lu Xiaobai are there in your Bailu Mountain?" Black Dragon's big mouth croaked, and he immediately attacked Lu Xiaobai again.
"There are no other immortal positions among the Immortal Eyes in Bailu Mountain. All the immortals who hold the priesthood in Bailu Mountain are called Lu Xiaobai, no matter how old they are." Lu Xiaobai said timidly.
"Oh! I understand. Only immortals who are not serving as priests within the jurisdiction of Bailu Mountain can change their names. Isn't that right? Lu Xiaobai." Shui Mo also interrupted.
"Changing your name is necessary, but changing your surname is different. Only people from Bailu Mountain who no longer work as gods will have to change their surname." Lu Xiaobai said calmly.
"Lu Xiaobai, you should take us out of here first! I feel uncomfortable all over." Pixiu interjected very frankly.
"Okay! I was so busy chatting that I forgot to walk." Lu Xiaobai said with a silly grin.
"Everyone, please keep up. Don't be embarrassed if you encounter someone from the devil's path again." Black Dragon added carelessly.
We followed Lu Xiaobai, the messenger from Bailu Mountain who extradites mortal cultivators to ascend to heaven, and hurriedly crossed the Jianghaikou and arrived at Weijiao Cliff on the outskirts of Jinling.
Standing on the Weijiao Cliff, looking at the turbulent Yangtze River in front of me, and listening to the distant sounds of Wu and Yue on the river, a majestic and desolate feeling inevitably arises.
"Ah...! What kind of place is this? It's so creepy, I can't help but feel sour all over!" Shui Mo closed his eyes, smiled slightly, and lost his voice.
"This is the entrance to the sea in the Spring and Autumn Period of Wuyue. After passing this mountain, there is the Zhonghua Gate in front of us. After entering the Zhonghua Gate, we will arrive at Jinling City." Lu Xiaobai said.
"No wonder you can only take over the class of one generation, and you can't even chat! What kind of mountain is this? This is the estuary of the Yangtze River... Who can't see it?" Heilong said to Lu Xiaobai unhappily.
"Oh!... This is Laojiao Mountain, also known as Weijiao Cliff." Lu Xiaobai was told by Hei Long, and he said like a child who made a mistake.
It can be seen that Lu Xiaobai has always regarded Heilong as a relative.
But the black dragon... hehe!
All I can do is hey.
"Brother Lu, let's enter the city first! We'll talk about it after we enter the city." I said to Lu Xiaobai.
"Okay!" She agreed and led us into a small temple with Sanqing statues on the top of a high cliff.
"Huh! The statue of the Lord Sanqing here is really lifelike! It's amazing." Yu Yan looked at the statue of the Lord Sanqing and said in surprise.
"What's the point? Come on, hurry up, you'll be late when you get back, and you'll be in trouble if you can't get into the city. You have to borrow night dew outside the city to sleep in the open for one night. In the summer, you have to endure the high temperature and mosquito bites.
I can't stand it." Black Dragon muttered.
"That's it, Yuyan, don't look at it. Just these three pure gods have made our trip to the underworld in vain. Let's go quickly." The emperor said impatiently.
I was shocked when I listened to their conversation!
Yes, it seems that the monster who transformed into the emperor is very similar to this statue...!
"Haha! Hei San, you can just jump to the Yangtze River. Do you still need an inn? Don't forget that you are a dragon. Don't be so delicate, okay?" Yu Yan smiled disdainfully and cheered up Heilong.
road.
"Yuyan, pay attention to the attitude of your words. It's not like you are the same as your elders." I said.
"Whoever has the strength, please move the statue of the Primordial God a little bit away." Lu Xiaobai said seriously.
"I'll do it!" Black Dragon said, rolling up his sleeves and going up to move the original statue of God.
"Hey! Hey...yo...!" Heilong tried his best to suck milk as a child, but he couldn't move the statue of Tianzun even half an inch.
"Hey! Did Master Black Dragon have kidney failure? Or did he meet his old childhood friend and his brute strength returned to the fighting strength he had when he was a child?" Shui Mo's eyes widened and he doubted in disbelief.
"Shh! There's something weird about this statue. It seems to be the true body of the teacher. It can release its power. It's no use. He has absorbed it for you. Ink and wash, look around to see where your grandpa's treasure is hidden. Sneak it away.
Take it off and I can move him away. Go and search his body." Heilong turned back and whispered to Shui Mo.
Shui Mo honestly agreed to search the body of the statue and walked up tiptoe.
I was about to call him back! Suddenly there was a "pop!" and the black dragon fell to the ground.
The statue moved back one meter, revealing a dark cave.
Shui Mo was stunned, looking at the embarrassed black dragon lying on the ground, not knowing what to do.
I walked up to him with a smile and pulled Heilong up. I deliberately covered him up and said, "Why are you using so much force? You won't be able to recover from the injury if you fall!"
"Bullshit! Did I fall down on my own? The old master deliberately made me look bad! I'm not a pig, so I don't even know this?" Heilong shook off my hand and got up on his own.
He complained.
"Don't talk too much. Brother Lu, what's the next step?" Qiuyue said with a smile.
"Follow me and I will take you across the river." Lu Xiaobai said, walking to the entrance of the black cave and jumping in.
"What the hell is this?...a tunnel across the river?" Heilong said with a smile.
"Yes! It is said that it took a lot of real immortal power and soul power!" Lu Xiaobai said.
"The underground river-crossing tunnel costs money! What's the use of flower fairy energy and soul power? Can it be replaced with reinforced concrete or cement?...!" Yu Yan said unhappily.
"Oh! Miss Yuyan, the river-crossing tunnel you mentioned is still under design. It may appear in Jinling City in a year or two!" Lu Xiaobai said.
"There really will be a tunnel across the river! It's great, we can finally cross the river by ferry without rowing! It's great, great," Yu Yan exclaimed happily.
"Stop talking, follow closely, don't get lost." Qiuyue looked at Yuyan, who was on the dividing line between immortality and secularity. Thinking of her past self, she couldn't help but smile knowingly and warned her.
"Brother Lu, is this the Yangtze River?" Shui Mo asked Lu Xiaobai.
"Yes! Senior Brother Shui Mo."
"Then why does it lead to the Zhonghuamen Castle after crossing the Yangtze River? Has this tunnel already passed through Jinling City? Senior Brother Lu."
"Oh! Brother Shui Mo, this is the Three-Day Yangtze River. The river flows from the Immortal Mountain and the Sea to the Underworld. It is a divine river that divides the three realms. It is not an ordinary Yangtze River in the mortal world!"
"Oh! I understand. Thank you, Senior Brother Lu!"
Shui Mo kept nodding his head and ended his communication with Lu Xiaobai thoughtfully.
"Brothers, please concentrate, we are ready to go up." Lu Xiaobai said to all of us.
This is a parabolic river-crossing tunnel that is laid down like a parabola. It is so dark inside that we rely entirely on our own fairy eyes for illumination. Otherwise, we would really be unable to see our fingers.
The feeling of entering the opposite direction from a crappy cave appeared in our fairy sleep, and we seemed to be climbing slowly.
As I was crawling, I saw a bright moon shining in from the darkness, and wisps of night wind carrying the fragrant fragrance of lotus floated in along the moonlight.
"Ah!...We have arrived at the Moon Palace! Sister Yue, have we arrived at the Moon Palace? Hahahaha, we will see Chang'e and the Jade Rabbit soon, so good, so good!" Yu Yan exclaimed happily.
"Look carefully, that's not the moon palace, it's the moon! The moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen round! We should be leaving the tunnel, and there should be a Taoist temple outside the tunnel!" Shui Mo said in a low voice.
Yes, the moonlight came in from the window of the Taoist temple and then entered the cave entrance.
"Going out is the Zhonghua Gate Castle. The road to the underworld is difficult, but the human world is better!" Lu Xiaobai said.