The dead branches and leaves on the ground kept beating at Daoda and Daoer in the cold wind, as if they were ordered to do this deliberately!
A group of four people, Pixiu, Turtle Sun, Daodaodaoer and Daodaoer, staggered over to the tent of Hongwa Chiwa Pioneer in Luofu Mountain, muttering nonsense.
Different from the last time he came here, Pixiu felt the chilling air everywhere, mixed with the smell of earth and blood, which only hit his nostrils, and he felt as if he could hardly breathe.
If it weren't for these two weird brothers, I think Pixiu and Sun Lie would be oppressed to death by this dull air!
"Look, look! You still said you don't want to tell him? Didn't he almost sense it? If you knew, it would be okay! Then it would definitely not be as simple as just some branches and leaves beating you two.
, I must be attacking you two brothers with real swords and guns!" Sun Biao said seriously, as if it was true.
Daodao Er hid in the left and right, and the dead branches and leaves kept spinning around them, as if they had eyes!
"Why are you just surrounding us brothers? You are a dead tree with dead branches and leaves, and we don't even know who you are! Even if we want to sue you, we don't know how to sue you! You go find it quickly
Turtle grandson, he is the only one who knows your name! Go find him quickly, we beg you!..." Dao Da Dao Er avoided being chased by dead branches and leaves while he kept begging his father to tell grandma Di Xiang.
Sun Biao, the man who was talking nonsense, said sorry.
"Okay, okay! We won't ask any questions! Please take away these leaves and branches of yours!" Dao Er also begged for mercy with a sad face.
"It's okay to tell you! He is just..." Sun Biao said, deliberately scaring them.
"Brother, please! Stop talking, stop talking! We don't know anything, and we haven't heard anything!" Dao Da Dao Er was already bruised and swollen under the attack of dead branches and leaves. They didn't
Stopping while fighting against the branches and leaves, he stopped Sun Biet from continuing as if begging for mercy.
"Okay! Since you are scared, I won't say anything! If I regret it later, it may not be these dead branches and leaves that are attacking me! Maybe a fish knife will appear!" Sun Biao said loudly and deliberately.
"No regrets! No regrets! I definitely don't dare to regret it!" Dao Da Dao Er said in unison.
Just after they finished speaking, the dead branches and leaves that were spinning and attacking them like a tornado suddenly fell down and piled up like a small hill!
"Oh my God! This guy is so overbearing..." Daoda seemed to feel that he had let something slip, and immediately covered his mouth with both hands, not daring to say any more.
"Let's go quickly! Don't keep the red-headed and red-headed men waiting, or they'll have to fight again later." Dao Er glanced at Dao Da and urged Sun Turtle and Pi Xiu to come.
Pixiu had always been very careful that his very strange senior brother would accidentally let the word slip and betray him inexplicably. It wasn't until he met Dao Da Dao Er that he gradually felt relieved!
If Sun Biet is a weirdo, then these two Dao brothers are the weirdest among weirdos...!
A slight smile flashed across Pixiu's face, and he followed them towards Hongwa and Chiwa's tent.
A huge hollow stone opened a large stone door, which was now tightly closed.
On the stone gate are written several conspicuous red characters: Attack the Sky Pioneer Hongchi Cave!
"What a Hongchi Cave! It's so public, it must have attracted a lot of passing immortals, right?" Pixiu said to Sun Biao with a smile.
"Well! Junior brother, just for these seven big red characters, we surrender to Emperor Xunyou, and we will no longer have to worry about being popular and drinking spicy food!" Sun Biao said.
"That's it! After the heaven is conquered, each person will be assigned a few fairies and told to scout the men honestly! Hahahaha, all the fairies are hugging him on the left and right, how happy it is!" Dao Dali said lewdly.
"That's right, I'm going to find the leader of Hongwa and ask for a dozen little fairies from her, grandpa's! I'll keep singing and singing every night! Vent all the cowardice I feel in Luofu Mountain...! Hahahaha!"
Dao Er was also immersed in the idea of being separated from the little fairy after the victory in attacking the sky.
The two brothers stood in front of the stone door, their souls had already left their bodies and were in a daze.
"Bie Sun, you are back! Come in quickly. I have something to ask you." It was Hongwa's voice.
While talking, the stone door opened with a rumble.
Sun Bie took Pi Xiu and walked in with his head buried in a very obscene manner.
"Uh! You son of a bitch, you just barged in without registering someone? Hurry up and register! Name, address, what are you doing here? Write everything down clearly before you can enter." He said like a guard.
The kid, holding a bronze three-pronged fork, stood at the door. He stopped Pixiu and said unkindly to Sun Biet.
"Brother Dao San, aren't you making things difficult? The red leader asked us to come in, and you came to interrogate this and that. This friend came to see the two leaders with a big secret. If you delay the important matter,
I'm afraid you can't afford it!" Sun Biao said, scaring Brother Dao San.
"Registration at the door, this is the rule! Turtle Sun, don't scare people with red-headed collars and red-headed collars. Don't approach strangers. Registering them is already giving you face. Otherwise, third brother, my bronze fork will not be vegetarian.
!" Brother Dao San said viciously to Sun Biao.
"Dao San, think about it clearly, my friend's surname is Huang, and he has several thousand-year-old cats and gopher spirits at home!" Sun Bie said, deliberately scaring Brother Dao San.
"Ouch! I said Brother Turtle Sun, Grandpa Turtle Sun, this is my responsibility. Don't embarrass your third brother. After registration, hurry in. The leaders are still waiting for you!" Brother Dao said.
He changed his ruthless behavior before and said to Sun Biao with a smile.
"Bring me the notebook!" Sun Biet smiled strangely and said to her.
Sun Biote quickly wrote the word "Yellow Wolf" in his notebook, and then threw the animal bone magic pen to Dao San.
Pixiu looked at Brother Dao carefully, and it turned out that she was a hermaphrodite praying mantis... Pixiu couldn't help but sighed and said: "Brother Dao, you are yin and yang, and your cultivation is very high!"
"It's okay! Brother Huang, please come in." Brother Dao San said in a coquettish tone that was neither male nor female.
Then he lay down on the door to rest again.
It is said that the mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole follows, and it is true! These few mantis spirits who have been cultivating for thousands of years, when they hear the name Huang (oriole) and cat, they can't help but tremble in their bones.
When I got up, my attitude became much kinder!
Pixiu and Sun Biet entered the stone gate and saw that it was extremely empty inside. A black stone road several meters wide was paved along the stone gate.
On the stone walls on both sides of the stone road, there are a row of human oil sky lanterns made of mortal skulls.
Light up sky lanterns!)!
This is a common misunderstanding between demons and humans. They all talk about lighting sky lanterns, but in fact, they have never seen a real sky lantern!
Because sky lanterns are natural self-igniting gas cloud lanterns, it is impossible to light sky lanterns below Jiuzhongtian due to the difference in air humidity and thickness.
Otherwise, just like the human bone fairy lanterns in the underworld, they would be regarded as sky lanterns by people with ulterior motives...!...!
These are just imaginary heretics.
"Grandma, how many human skulls are needed for this! Not to mention this lamp holder, just this lamp oil, you have to kill many people every year to refine it to supply them for their squandering use!" Pixiu was dumbfounded.
, sighing silently in my heart.
"Quiet! Don't be moved by external things. Otherwise, you will expose your flaws. Everything depends on my words and deeds." Sun Biese quietly pulled Pi Xiu's black skirt and whispered to him.
Pixiu retracted his mind and took a closer look. He saw two rows of strange monsters and ghosts standing on both sides of the stone road. They were all motionless, just like terracotta warriors and horses, just clay-embedded bronze vessels!
Along the stone road, a few hundred meters away, sitting on two Taishi chairs at the end, were two Zhong Kui-like guys with menacing beards and hair. They were both bare-breasted and potbellied, and they looked very similar!
From their different clothes and coat colors, Pixiu guessed that they must be Hongwa and Chiwa!
What the hell did these two guys eat to become so arrogant and domineering?...!
Pai Yao finally understood why the senior brothers were willing to submit to the two of them obediently. With their aura and attire, and the two menacing men like thunder gods, no one could avoid feeling frightened after seeing them!
Hey! What a pity. I wonder if that unlucky mountain spirit was caught and eaten by these two things! Otherwise, how could it have changed so much and so quickly?...!
"Agent Biesun, what good news can you tell us brothers? I heard you just said outside the door that this dear man's surname is Huang. Is he the Huang of the oriole, the Huang of the weasel, or the Huang of the emperor?" Hong Wa will be fat.
His body moved with difficulty in the Taishi chair, and he gasped and said to Sun Bie.
"Hello, you two kings! Let me go back to the Red King. This friend of mine is neither Wong Tai Sin's Huang nor Huang Que's Huang, let alone the Emperor's Huang. He is just an ordinary practitioner named Huang.
He's just a little Taoist priest! He has some unique skills in refining and using medicinal stones! Hearing that we were planning to attack Heaven, I came here specially to take a look and see if there was anything that could help us!" Sun Bie smiled at Hongwa.
Said Chiwa.
"You, you turtle grandson, don't talk about him first, first tell me what you have gained from this trip?" Chiwa asked impatiently about Sun turtle.
It can be seen that the skills of these two are like the flesh on their bodies. They have indeed increased a lot recently, but their IQs seem to be pitifully low!