Following the flagpole of the heavenly flag of the Heavenly Army Headquarters at the Blue Horse Peak, I pulled Qiuyue slowly back to the Cloud Road in the East Heaven Immortal Realm, rode up the auspicious clouds on the Heavenly Street, and quickly ran towards the Lingxiao Palace.
It was quiet inside the Lingxiao Palace, with no movement at all!
"We must be early! They haven't gone to court yet." Qiuyue said to me with a smile.
"This is the best. It saves a lot of unnecessary trouble." I said to her happily.
"Come in! I've been waiting for you young couple for a long time." The Jade Emperor walked down from the Yun Tower with a smile, stood in the center of the Lingxiao Hall, waved to Qiuyue and me, and said directly.
"Teacher, I have encountered a problem." I said honestly.
"Brother, you asked me to fight the Rakshasa girl, but I couldn't beat her! If I hadn't been there last time in Bailu Mountain, I don't think I would have seen you again. I really don't understand, what do you think?
Really?" Qiuyue sat down on the Jade Emperor's dragon chair and said unhappily.
"Go if you are told to go, don't ask questions. Do you still think you are a three-year-old child? It has been a while since the world of mortals, and you still don't understand what I think? Damn it." The Jade Emperor was also very satisfied.
Said to Qiuyue rudely.
"I don't care, why is it me and not the old man? You must be partial, because he has been your secretary, and I will only cause trouble for you, so you are taking revenge on me. Isn't it, old man?" Qiuyue Zailong
He raised his legs on the chair and asked her provocatively.
"Unreasonable!" the Jade Emperor said angrily.
"You are still ignorant! Sister Haha." I said, pretending to be angry.
"Uh! You two big men, are you still men? The Rakshasa girl is so powerful, are you so cruel to let me, a little woman, fight her alone? What if she beats up your daughter and wife?
"Don't cry when the time comes." Qiuyue deliberately shouted loudly.
"Xiaoyue, you are really hopeless." The Jade Emperor said to her in a dumbfounded voice.
"Hey hey hey! Leng Qiuyue, don't interrupt. We are here to do business. Don't lead me and the teacher astray. If you ask me to fight the Rakshasa girl, you have to think clearly! Rakshasa
She is a famous pervert who kills young and old alike! If I really can’t beat her, I have only two choices!” I said to Qiuyue with a smirk.
"What two choices? Do you want to tell my sister: Either die or follow that old monster? If you can't kill her, you have only one choice. Where are the two choices? If you follow her, I will
Even if I strangle you, you will still die. Hahahaha!" Qiuyue laughed and fell to the ground, crumpling the unicorn leather cushion on the dragon chair.
The Jade Emperor gave me a very painful look and said helplessly: "Old man, stop talking nonsense with her. Listen to me, old man, and I will tell you in detail. I already know your purpose. In this case, you take her back first."
, I will ask Emperor Houtu to bring you the things later." The Jade Emperor looked at Qiuyue, who looked completely different, and scratched his head desperately and said to me.
"Teacher, have we just arrived?" I reluctantly got up and asked.
Qiuyue, this damn girl, didn't want to leave immediately when she saw me, so she laughed at me and said, "The puppy will be clingy! It's rare! It's rare! The teacher doesn't have milk, otherwise I would feed your little puppy some milk."
, how nice. Look, look, don’t cry! ...What a pitiful little dog!”
"You are the little puppy! You can nurse me when you go home. If you don't, I will bite you to death at night." I said angrily.
"Okay, okay! Don't mess with me here. I'm about to get married, and you're still flirting? Do you two still have a decent image?..." The Jade Emperor looked at it speechlessly.
Looking at Qiuyue and me, he interrupted our quarrel and said.
"I'm sorry, teacher! Qiuyue lost her mind and went crazy today. She is not like this normally!" I said to the Jade Emperor seriously.
"You don't need to explain, I know why she is like this! Old man, whether it is your own woman or the enemy you are facing, you must have absolute control before going to war! Remember, if there is even the slightest flaw,
, we cannot take action easily. Because behind us are the beings of the three realms, and on our shoulders are the lives and fortunes of all heaven, earth, people, gods and creatures, we cannot take it lightly! You must remember not to act carelessly." The Jade Emperor said to
I said seriously.
"I understand, teacher. I will pay more attention in the future and work harder to cultivate my soul power, immortal energy and spirituality." I promised the Jade Emperor, and my heart suddenly became very refreshing and clear.
stand up.
"Damn girl! The same goes for you. Get up quickly. I've been waiting for you upstairs for a long time. My legs are sore. Let me sit for a while." The Jade Emperor pulled Qiuyue aside and held her steady.
He sat on his own dragon chair.
"Stingy bastard! I'm tired of your useless piece of shit about the Heavenly Emperor's throne again? It seems like you care about it. Old man, where is the little cloud stool that I and I sat on when we were kids? Didn't you throw it away?"
Qiuyue asked the Jade Emperor shamelessly.
"It's under my dragon chair. You can get it yourself. You can sit here for a while, but you can't take it away! If it falls elsewhere, big trouble will happen." The Jade Emperor smiled secretly and said to Qiuyue strangely.
"Are you in charge of our own things?" Qiuyue actually took out the two small cloud stools from her childhood from under the dragon chair, threw my one to me, and took her own
He placed it on the cloud carpet next to the dragon chair and sat down next to the Jade Emperor's right hand.
"You're a little girl. Why don't you be obedient and sensible when you were a child? You're a big bag (a common name for cabbage). The bigger you get, the bigger your bag becomes, right? Do you ever talk to your father like this?" The Jade Emperor pointed his finger.
He gently poked Qiuyue's forehead with his head and scolded her lovingly and hatefully.
"Oh! So you have a daughter who is exactly like me? When did you become me? I am currently burning a boiler in the No. 1 prison in Heaven - the Soul Refining Altar! If only there could be someone like you.
"I, I, Leng Qiuyue, would be so angry if I didn't! Let me tell you again: Old man, my name is Leng Qiuyue, not Tian Qiuyue. Do you remember?" Qiuyue pretended not to know that her father had poked her in the forehead, twisting her head deliberately.
He looked at me and said.
"Ouch! Don't you just want your old father who has suffered so much in the mortal world to come out of the soul refining altar as soon as possible? I will just go and bring him out in a while. By the way, I will bring some good soul power and spiritual energy back to Lanma."
I smiled and comforted her.
"Ah! That White and Blue Emperor is that person. He is not only one of my clones, but also one of the little girl's own clones." The Jade Emperor glanced at Qiuyue and secretly handed me a code word.
"Oh! That's it. Teacher, if they all return to Qiuyue's soul, no one inside or outside the Three Realms will be her opponent! Why not..." I also said to the Jade Emperor in code words
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"That won't work. If you don't have a strong opponent, you will rashly let all her clones return to their original positions. You will be violently injured by her vitality." The Jade Emperor handed over the code word with a smile.
"I'll go! Teacher, aren't you pushing the student into the fire pit? She was relying on your power to bully me everywhere. If she is much stronger than me, then the student will be even less capable in the future.
You're safe!" The Jade Emperor and I continued to whisper secretly.
"A grown man, absolute control over a woman does not rely on force, but on feelings! Do you know? When you are stronger than her, she will bully you all day long. Once she is stronger than you, it will be reversed.
Now, she will protect you and care about you in every possible way!" The Jade Emperor and I continued to whisper in secret.
"Teacher, I have a feeling that I have been tricked by you and your daughter?" I handed over the code word as if to encourage me.
"You brat! Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? Even if you are better than her, you still have to act inferior to her in front of her! No wonder she bullies you every day. Along with me, a teacher and a teacher,
Dad's little old man was also bullied by her! Remember, don't show yourself to be better than her at any time, unless her life is really in danger, you can show it. Otherwise, we are still
I will be bullied to death by this little girl!..." The Jade Emperor smiled helplessly, and then handed over the code word again.
"Uh...! Old man, old man, are you two sisters transparent? It's funny! You are still playing the little tricks you played at house when you were young. Aren't you two tired of playing them?" Qiuyue said angrily.
Looking at me and the Jade Emperor, he seemed to be ignoring us and said.
"Can you hear the military-only sound channels we use? Have they been deciphered?" I asked Qiuyue in confusion.
"Go! I shouldn't have heard or looked at your lips. You two haven't said many words that are even slightly beneficial to my sister. Come on, have you two said something bad about my sister? Or are you ready again?
What kind of hole have you dug for your sister?" Qiuyue asked me aggressively, staring into my eyes.
"You damn girl, how can a husband not want his wife to be well? Who do you think your husband and your father are? Go back to the Blue Horse Army Camp with me and treat Xunyou and Luosha properly.
If you cripple me, please come back and revive me." The Jade Emperor said with a smile.
"It seems like sister likes to stay here.
Old man, get up and stop acting like a pug all day long, don’t you hear me? Your master doesn’t want you anymore, follow me quickly! Hurry up.”
Qiuyue got angry and said unhappily.
"Ah, remember. Absolute control, including love. Hahahaha!" The Jade Emperor looked at me being dragged out of the Lingxiao Palace by Qiuyue and said loudly.
Yes! Absolute control.
But for family and friendship, maybe it would be better if we don’t control it!
"Tell me the truth, sister, what did the old guy say to you? Be honest, otherwise your ears will suffer soon." Qiuyue strode on the Tianjieyun Road of Nantianmen, and said to her fiercely.
said the tailed dog.
Naturally, this tailed dog means I am old!
Alas! No matter how good her martial arts skills are, she can absolutely control me!
Although I could only obey her orders, I felt happy in my heart, but I had absolute control over the source of happiness!
"The teacher said you will be better than me in the future!" I lied to her.
"Why wait for the future? I'm better than you now! If you don't believe me, put your head over here, hurry up! Hehehehe, do you dare to resist?" Qiuyue said, pinching my cheek hard.
Bundle.
A heartbreaking pain, carrying the seeds of happiness, spread all over my internal organs and meridians...!
While we were talking, we were about to reach Tianjieyun Road outside Dongtianmen.
"It's impossible to just tell me this little information, right? You two have been sneaking around for so long, what else did you say? Tell me honestly." Qiuyue said, still staring into my eyes.
"Moreover, you have to ask me to listen to you, otherwise you will ask me to be at your mercy and other nonsense. I said, there seems to be some kind of tacit understanding between you father and daughter! They are working together to deal with me." I said.
Zhan pretended to be helpless and said to her.
"Okay, okay! I will spare your life this time. As long as you are obedient from now on, I will play with you. Don't be angry." Qiuyue stopped, turned around and gently held my hand,
He leaned his head on my shoulder and spoke slowly in my ear.
Women... are so fickle!
I cursed secretly in my heart.
But it seems that the absolute control the teacher talks about is sometimes not the case!
...just like dealing with a woman, the more you want to conquer her, the less likely you are to get her. If you occasionally act cute and pretend to be pitiful, maybe you will win her heart!
So absolute control is not some tried-and-true method. This thing is only suitable for fighting or managing a team!
Home life does not require absolute control or absolute obedience to words and behaviors that are colder than the glacier!!!!
"Old, I heard that on the other side of the glacier is the camp of the Red Wa and Chi Wa Demon Army. How about you accompany your sister to tease them?" Qiu Yue said with a bad smile.
"You are serious. As soon as you think about it, they will swarm over. Let's go back and prepare! Especially you. If you want to destroy the Rakshasa girl, you still need to practice quietly and improve.
Where are my immortal energy, soul power and spiritual power!!! Let's go back to the Marshal's Palace as soon as possible, I guess they are all waiting for our good news!" I refused her decisively and said.
"You still want me to deal with the Rakshasa girl?... You are such a dead-brained guy! You have a stupid head." Qiuyue cursed again unhappily.
"If you don't take this opportunity to make some contributions, in the future, both Yu Yan and Shui Mo will become great gods, and we will still be ranked in the Xiaoxian class. Do you think you can bear the punishment then? You decide for yourself whether you want to kill the Rakshasa girl.
Anyway, if you don't do it, I'll let others do it. Holy Spirit, Miaomiao, or even Xiaotian can do it...!" I said deliberately irritating her.
"When I return to the Blue Horse Peak, I don't believe that I can't defeat that old monster. If I can't, I'll ask the White and Blue Emperor to teach me. Hum!" Qiuyue Youhu flew into the Marshal's Hall and stood in the center of the crowd with a smile.
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"It seems that things are a little unsatisfactory!" Heilong looked at Qiuyue's unhappy expression, shrugged, and whispered to the Holy Spirit.
"Shut up! You're the only one who talks too much." Holy Spirit's expression was no better than Qiuyue's, and Heilong had no choice but to retract his thoughts, which he was about to talk about with all his teeth and claws. He was as honest as a little kitten!