"Miss! I dreamed that you were captured by bad guys!" Shui Mo said quietly to Yu Yan.
"Where is it? I thought you dreamed about the devil!" Yu Yan breathed a sigh of relief and said quietly.
"Tell me, let me tell you where I was taken?" Yu Yan laughed.
"I dreamed that you were kidnapped by a group of men and women, and then I started fighting with them! Later, we got under a chicken coop, and an old nun walked out of the chicken coop. She saved
You, I took you into the chicken cage of the temple. I wanted to go in and call you, but the chicken cage seemed to be made of steel, and I couldn't get in! Later, an old Taoist priest came and he used a small ladder.
They sent me to the chicken coop and asked me to jump in. I jumped in, but a green bamboo stick pierced my thigh, causing blood to flow. Later, a little nun kept kicking me, but I didn't feel any pain at all.
He has no power to fight back! When he is in pain, he wakes up." Shui Mo said with heavy breath.
"Miss, if you don't believe it! Come and take a look, my thighs are still red! It's true." Shui Mo said, rolled up his trousers, and looked at Yu Yan in confusion.
said.
"What kind of men and women are there? Those are eunuchs! What kind of clothes are they wearing?" Miss Yuyan got up from the bed, put on a cloak casually, and walked over.
"It seems to be white! I was so busy saving you that I didn't pay attention to their clothes! Anyway, they all talk like women, but they are obviously men!" Shui Mo said to Yu Yan helplessly.
"Yeah! I know, they are eunuchs from the West Factory. Please recall carefully, what else did they say?" Yu Yan asked Shui Mo in a low voice.
"Could it be... that he was really beaten stupid by demons and monsters? During the reincarnation, I didn't see anything unusual about him! It's just that all his skills have disappeared, otherwise it can help him recover his memory.
! It seems that I have not yet entered the immortal realm of immortality, and I still have joy, anger, sorrow, and joy, so I will have billions of tribulations. However... It is impossible for Yanyu not to know that her sister was angry with her, and she has traveled tens of thousands of times
I have returned to the crumbling Ming Dynasty in the year! Could it be... is this the old trick? Then why on earth did he want me to come to the chaotic fireworks place of the late Ming and early Qing Dynasty? Moreover, my father and mother in Hongchen Inn also
They all came together, as well as the Maoshan Taoist, Black Dragon and White Dragon, Shui Mo and Nanya Zai... what on earth are you going to do????" Yu Yan stood in front of Shui Mo, lost in thought.
"Uh! Miss, what's wrong with you? Don't you believe what I say?" Shui Mo looked at Miss Yu Yan who was in a daze and asked in a low voice.
"No, no! Sister is thinking about this dream of yours. What does it mean? Could it be that someone wants to remind us of something?" Yu Yan came back to her senses, looked at Shui Mo and explained patiently.
"Oh! Miss, what did you think of? Do those eunuchs really want to harm us?" Shui Mo asked honestly.
"They are not thinking, but they are already taking action. Just at midnight last night, they had already taken action on the Qinhuai River Boat. They captured all my father's men. If you do this, go find the young Yazai.
, I'll wait for you at home, and we're going to save people." Yu Yan whispered to Shui Mo.
"Miss! Save people? Don't you think someone else should save us? We can still save people...???? Just you...just like me, can't beat the worst of your father's men
Xiaobing, you still want to save others! I, I... don’t believe it!" Shui Mo said, shaking his head.
"Don't worry about it! Just go and invite the young Yazai to come back, and everything will be clear by then. Your sister has practiced horseback riding and archery all these years, and it's not in vain! You still remember: your sister, I am the commander-in-chief of the Jinyi Guard, Lin Lin.
The daughter of Qingshan, the young head of Jinyiwei. Stop talking nonsense and go quickly." Yu Yan urged Shui Mo to get up.
"Oh! Okay then. I'll call him. He drank too much last night and fell asleep in our woodshed!" Shui Mo agreed, then left Yu Yan's boudoir and trotted across the yard.
Went to the woodshed.
Inside the woodshed, the young sprout was smelling of alcohol, snoring, and sleeping soundly!
"Get up quickly, Young Yazai! The Qing soldiers have reached Wuma Crossing. Something is going to happen to the Jinyi Guards. My young lady is being targeted by the eunuchs." Shui Mo kicked Nanyazai and hit him in the ear.
He said loudly.
Shui Mo didn't know why, but he suddenly started talking about such mindless and crazy things.
"Go and die. You little bastard, just go ahead and talk nonsense! Last night, Uncle Lin and the others were still saying that General Qinglong and the others were going to defeat the Jin soldiers and return in triumph! You treat me like you and I,
Are you deaf?" Young Yazai was so startled by Shui Mo's loud shout that he jumped up, his ears buzzed, and he cursed Shui Mo angrily.
"If you don't say this, will you wake up? You drank so much last night! Where is your master?" Shui Mo asked him.
"My master said that he had gone back earlier. What did you just say? Is it the eldest lady of your family who is looking for me? Um! Has the sun really come out in the west this time? The eldest lady of the Lin family is going to ask me to do something, haha!
If there is really any good errand this time, brother, I must thank you very much. Shui Mo, let's go quickly!" Young Yazai simply tidied up his messy hair and was about to go out.
"You should wash your face before you go!" Shui Mo reminded him with a smile.
"Yes! But ink, your lady doesn't even dislike you. I don't wash my face for a whole day and a half, so she probably can't tell. Right." The young Yazai took a ladle of water from the well and washed it carelessly.
He said to Shui Mo with a smile on his face.
"Go away! Will I die if you don't take care of me for a day? I am a servant in her family, so naturally she will not dislike me. You are different. You are a guest, so you have to worry about your appearance." Shui Mo smiled.
He said.
"Yes, yes! I am still a guest now, so I have to pay attention to my appearance. Otherwise, if I fail the interview, I will be doomed." Young Yazai used the water as a mirror in front of the basin, as if taking a look at his hairstyle.
After getting dressed, he picked up the ink with a smile and walked out of the woodshed while talking.
When Young Yazai and Shui Mo arrived at Miss Yuyan's boudoir, there were already several little girls and boys there.
"Shui Mo, young Yazai, come here, let me introduce to you, these are our classmates from Donglin Academy: Xiao Loli, from Paris, France. This is her boyfriend Sun Biel, the 33rd generation grandson of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty
Great-grandson, Master of the Art of War. These two are the aliens Xiaotian and his boyfriend Xiao Niu Niu. And the person next to me is Hua Nongying, my best friend in elementary school."
"Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you! My name is Nian Yazai. I come from Wutianjing Caolu. You can all call me Yazai from now on. I am a good friend of Shui Mo. We often herd cows, cut grass and collect firewood together. Uh-huh.
, I sold a lot of firewood in Miss Yuyan’s woodshed to their family!” Young Yazai introduced himself nondescriptly.
After hearing these names that seemed to have been heard somewhere, the young Yazai suddenly felt as if he was lost.
"Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you! Brother Nen, you're all right! What kind of scene are you and Shui Mo singing with us? You're playing tricks." Sun Bie and Xiao Niuniu smiled, and also talked to Nen Yazai.
He cupped his fists and saluted and said.
"Hey! Don't hit them. They all lost their memory on the way here and can't remember anything about the past. However, in Shui Mo's dreams, some friendly reminders from the real world often appear. This time,
I guess that the Ming Dynasty has run out of power, and we are always asked to rescue someone. However, we still can’t find where this person is. According to Shui Mo’s dream last night, I guess that person is here right now.
In a place related to chicken cages..." Yu Yan said to everyone slowly with a smile.
"Hey, hey, hey!...Wait a minute, wait a minute! I said...Miss Lin family, I've been confused for a long time. Didn't you hire me to work in your house? Ink, I
Is his grandma's trip all in vain again? You brother, you are really cheating on me." Young Yazai was confused when he heard it. Halfway through, he seemed to finally understand something.
, so he shouted.
"I...I'm talking about young Yazai! Are you doing this or that? You just rely on me. I didn't say that the lady wanted to hire you!" Shui Mo explained to this brother speechlessly.
"A funny mirror! You still want money! Brother, I'll beat you up later, and you will know whether you dare to ask for money." Mr. Accountant strode in with a wicked smile, and he pushed
The man on the other side of the door said to Young Yazai strangely.
"Uh! Old guy, don't think that in your lady's boudoir... uh! Oh, by the way, you, a bookkeeper, how dare you be so bold and break into the lady's boudoir without permission? You... you... I bring firewood.
I don’t want any fucking money. Come on, come on! Don’t you want to fight? Master, I’ll practice with you. I don’t have to worry about grandma saying that I bullied the old, weak, sick and disabled and got pregnant! Come on, come on!
Come on...!" Young Yazai jumped up from the stool and stood up with his hands wiping his arms in front of the cashier.
"Hey! With a small body like yours, you dare to challenge Grandpa Suan Ni? Okay! I'll let you know how powerful your Grandpa Suan Ni is." Mr. Accountant was not to be outdone at all, and gently put on his green cloth gown.
He picked up his arm, put up a posture, waved to Young Yazai and said.
"The one who gives in is the eight o'clock bowl!" Young Yazai said, and was about to take action.
"Young Yazai! Are you trying to make me look bad? If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have brought you here."
He ran to stand between the two of them. Shui Mo pushed the young Yazai with one hand and put his other hand on the accountant's heart. He loudly dissuaded and cursed the young Yazai.
"Haha mirror, haha mirror! Garlic paste, do you dare to touch my ink and try it?" Butler Qilin also strode in. Seeing this scene, he couldn't help scolding the accountant.
"You...! Qilin, how could I beat my own master? You are such a pig-brained person. It's because of this little bowl that a stinky boy scolded my master at eight o'clock, so I have to deal with him now.
! Before we could do anything, my little master got up and stood between us. Look, my master is so speechless. He grabbed my heart right away. How could I dare to take action!" Mr. Accountant
He said to Butler Qilin very helplessly.
"Stop making trouble! Sit down quietly and listen to me tell you that this matter is a bit strange." Yu Yan covered her head and said to everyone.
"Hahaha! Miss, without me, you still can't control the scene after all!" Aunt Ling, the housekeeper, walked in with a smile, and she said to Yu Yan with great kindness.
"Hey! Uncle Master, Shui Mo hasn't woken up yet, and is still immersed in that dream. And this young sprout, they are really a pair of treasures. You came just in time, help me tell them what happened.
Let’s do it!” Yuyan followed Aunt Ling and said to her helplessly.
"Yeah! Okay. Everyone, sit down and let me tell you what is going on." Aunt Ling sat on the stool next to Yu Yan and said slowly and calmly.
"It's like this! This is the first assessment of the graduation season of our Immortal Academy. We must find among the small soldiers of the border army in the late Ming Dynasty, which little cloud insect escaped from Jiuchongtian and caused trouble in the Red Dust Inn, and then
Take it back to Jiuzhong Tianyun Palace." Aunt Ling said.
"What the hell? What are you talking about? Are you making mistakes, one by one? Or are you planning to make a fairy tale movie?" Young Yazai yelled again in great displeasure.
"Haha! You finally have some enlightenment and know that we are going to make a movie!" Qilin laughed and said.
"Oh! I forgot to enlighten you." Aunt Ling said, and she took out a thin transparent tube of bodhi root, walked straight to the side of the young Yazai, and then gently inserted the thin tube into his vagina.
head.
Along the inner wall of the tube, streams of black air mixed with bright red liquid that looked like blood but not blood emerged straight from the tube.
It wasn't until all the red and black colors were gone and the tube was filled with light blue liquid that Aunt Ling quickly pulled the tube out of Yazai's head.
"Oh my God! The blood of the young Yazai is actually blue and transparent, so isn't he a demon?"
Shui Mo remembered that Young Yazai had told him that as long as the blood of other living things was not red, it would definitely be monsters and demons! So when he saw Young Yazai's blue blood at this time, he couldn't help but exclaimed loudly.
cried out.
"The devil...? Who told you? The one with blue and transparent blood is the devil?" Yu Yan couldn't help laughing and asked Shui Mo.
"Young Yazai said it himself! He said that there was an old Taoist priest who had great magic power. He saw that he was bored by the river, herding cattle and catching fish, so he taught him some Taoism and told him how to differentiate between monsters, monsters, and humans and animals.
The difference is this!" Shui Mo answered Yu Yan honestly in a low voice.
"Hehe! The devil also has his own way. They are more familiar with Hongchen Inn than we are, so they had the opportunity to ambush Nanyazai halfway, and then they used Nanyazai's help to ambush Shui Mo! They are very thoughtful, so let
We have nowhere to check, and we don’t know who he is anymore. Because once the three souls and seven souls return, it is impossible for the young Yazai to remember the past events of the demonic path!" Aunt Ling frowned slightly, pretending to be relaxed and said