"A funny mirror! You little brats, you didn't even know you were deceived by the Appearance Association! Isn't the snowflake beautiful? Is it white? Do you know that it is full of garbage created by these old men! You were fooled by the Fengxue Master
After they decomposed, they turned into these flawless white snowflakes and fell down. You all thought you had picked up some treasure one by one! Is Baiyun okay...? It's not the fault of these bad old men." The ebony crutch finally
I couldn't help but burst out laughing and started speaking in vernacular.
"How is that possible? You black piece of wood, do you think that everyone is like you, and that nothing bad can escape you except good deeds? You still have the nerve to tell others, look at my sister's neck.
Traces of it? If they hadn't come early, the lives of the sisters would have been in your hands! If it weren't for your extreme rudeness, I really couldn't be bothered to pay attention to you." Lu Xiaobai's face was ashen, and he also
He said angrily to the ebony crutch.
"One by one, stop being so talkative and come here quickly." The Holy Spirit shouted loudly.
The last hint of panic in her eyes slowly returned to normal, so she immediately thought about how to keep the children as far away from that rotten tree as possible...!
"Uh! Gang leader, there is an ebony faucet crutch here! It looks like it has been around for a while. It might fetch a good price if you take it out!" Laojun said to Tianzun loudly and deliberately with a smile.
"Who is talking to the old men again? Stop pretending! Come out quickly, or we will shoot randomly with shotguns." Old Qing Emperor pretended not to see the little fairies and screamed loudly.
"Hey! Old Qing Emperor, stop pretending! My little master and these little disciples have already seen your soul clearly! Hahahaha! Tianzun, you are fine! Forget about me.
Is Old Longzhan here? Haha Mirror, if you want the children to go through another disaster, you can just send them all to the Hongchen Inn. Why did you bring me, the world's first line of heaven, to come? I'm so noisy, old man.
It’s not refreshing anymore! The originally peaceful and peaceful wilderness has been turned upside down by their hostility!” Ebony Crutch said with laughter to several old men and the imposing middle-aged man.
"It's really a piece of rotten wood that cannot be carved! We are a family that went north to do business. Why did the old Qing Emperor and Great Heavenly Lord say this? If you continue to talk nonsense, we will really uproot you!"
"The old man in green clothes said angrily.
"Look, look! Are you angry? You have become a little bit more alike! Tianzun has a few big words printed on his forehead: 'I am God', and you still say no! You just lied.
You are just lying to children! No matter how you change, you will never change from your sect. The Emperor of Heaven is the Emperor of Heaven. No demon dares to stop you wherever you go. You are going north now and you encounter an old man who is coming to kill you with his golden soldiers. You are trying to save people.
Or are you letting it develop? What a joke, a few old guys, instead of talking about myths, they talk about magic. If you have any advice here, please speak frankly and don't beat around the bush." The ebony crutch said to Tianzun and the others very displeased.
"Hello, Heavenly Lord! Hello, Grandpa Laojun! Hello, Emperor of the Five Directions!" Muyun Beast immediately kowtowed to the seven old men and said.
"Tianzun, Master! Five Emperors, why are you here? Is something serious happening? Is it Yuyan, she..." The Holy Spirit also reacted immediately, bowed to Tianzun and the others and started asking.
"Little Tmall, don't worry. My little mistress was sent to the seventh dimension by her grandfather to learn and hone her skills! Don't be careful, she will definitely come back in less than a hundred years! Hahahaha." Ebony crutches
He laughed and said.
"Holy Spirit, don't be impatient. Wait until I take care of this old guy." Tianzun comforted Holy Spirit kindly and said.
"Okay, Heavenly Lord." Holy Spirit agreed politely and continued to stand aside.
Heilong kept a dark face and said nothing. Because Tianzun had also punished him corporally, there must be some shadow in his heart! Otherwise, he still had a grudge against Tianzun!
"Xiao Mu, you get up first. Other little students, please stop kneeling. We, the immortal sect, are not allowed to kneel down and worship. We are not demons. We should engage in some personality worship. Everyone, get up!" Laojun called everyone up and said
.
"Yes, we immortals don't like this kind of kneeling ceremony, wretched people. Everyone speaks based on their strength. Whoever is more powerful will take the throne. We are all convinced when the control of heaven is handed over to him. Hahahaha, I just like to listen to the old man.
What you say is very pleasing to the ear, and it is useful to listen to." The ebony crutch laughed and said.
"You! Lao Wu, you don't greet your master when you see him! You are not a son of man! You are not a son of man." Lao Jun changed back to his true form, with gray hair and an ebony crutch, smiling and cheering up.
"Tianzun is not my master now! Don't talk nonsense, old man, he is the former master. Hahahaha." The ebony crutch laughed at himself and said.
"Old Wu, don't talk nonsense! Let me ask you, are you not following the rules and using our war power without permission? It made me restless and frightened. I thought it was something coming from heaven.
What kind of powerful demon is there! You damn thing." Tianzun pointed at the ebony crutch and cursed loudly.
"Uh! Don't tell me. Former master, there is a gap in the watershed between the human and heaven realms, and a powerful demon really emerged from the gap! The demon world calls him Xuntian, because he wants to find you.
La. You have to be careful, this guy's demonic thoughts and soul power are still weak, but his Taoist cultivation is very impressive! He is almost the same as my new master when he was a child. Really, you need to pay more attention to him, especially
In the gap between the nether world and the human and heavenly world, you should pay more attention." The ebony crutch put away his face with a cheerful expression, and he turned to Tong Tianzun and spoke seriously.
"Don't talk nonsense to me. First, tell me, who is causing the earthquake? And hanging all the little fairies and little fairy boys up for me? My real magic fishing line.
Are you using it to deal with your own people? You are not young anymore, you are the same age as me, and you can still do whatever you want like we did when we were young. Who told you to draw an earth as a prison here, and you are not amenable to heaven and earth?
?You tell me, old man, what are you doing this for?..." The Jade Emperor couldn't keep it off his face, and he said angrily to the ebony crutch.
"Lao Wu, you'd better tell the truth! In case Tianzun will be angry again. You have to know that the energy you just released almost overturned all the glazed tiles in Lingxiao Palace!" Laojun
Very helplessly, he said politely to the real rotten tree in front of his eyes.
"Ah! Living in the wilderness all these years, I have forgotten that my cultivation is different from the past! Ahem! ...I'm sorry, old master. Laowu didn't mean it! Someone just wanted to touch these children.
! So... Lao Wu just wanted to show them off. Unexpectedly, he alerted the old master. He deserved it! But then again, you shouldn't send your own granddaughter to a place like that, right? Then
This place is so heinous, Laojun, please tell me yourself, are you afraid of that kind of place?" Seeing Laojun say this, Ebony Crutch realized that he had inadvertently caused a big mistake, so he apologized to Tianzun in a polite manner.
road.
"It's okay to amuse the children, but you shouldn't stir up such a big fuss! With your thought, how many ghosts will be born between heaven and earth? Do you know? You just know that you can go there easily, and
Regardless of the hard work of ants looking for food, how many innocent lives will be lost by this divine wind! Forget it, you should just follow me and go for a walk! Stop causing trouble in the heaven. Okay, old man
Wu?" After Tianzun knew that he was responsible for the incident, the tense nerves in his heart finally relaxed and he complained about him.
"That's not possible! Old master, the young master ordered Lao Wu to help him and Miss Qiuyue guard their homestead here! He said that if this place is destroyed by the devil, he and the miss will not be able to come back.
It’s over.” The ebony crutch shook his head and said to Tianzun.
"...Uh! Tianzun, what he said makes some sense! If Sect Master Farewell and Yue can't come back, it will be a big trouble. Although Xuntian is still young, our golden boy and beautiful girl are not big either!
Don't forget that if we don't have Lao in charge then, our golden boy and beautiful girl can't beat Xun Youxuntian and his son, then it will really be a mistake! I hope senior brother will think twice." Lao Jun said to the Jade Emperor seriously.
"That's right. Heavenly Emperor, why don't you let me come back? We can also arrange for the evil heavenly spirit to be rampant when Buddha passes away!" Emperor Cang also agreed with Laojun and said with a smile.
"A Bo Xun and a seven-body kid, it scares you! Do you know? It's just a trace of someone's evil thoughts. Now, you show off the magic cloud fishing thread, you really don't know
How many sick, smelly and extremely evil demons and monsters can you seduce?" The Jade Emperor sneered, became angry, and scolded the ebony crutch again.
"Forget it, forget it! Tianzun, everything is God's will. You can't hide. Let's give the children some experience. You can stop blaming our old dean of Wulongyuan! Dean Wulong,
Why don't you apologize to the Emperor? Do you really want your old master to ask the new master to come back and deal with you?" Laojun said, as always, trying to smooth things over for the Emperor and his close relatives.
"You can't blame me for this. I didn't want this lazy magic cloud fishing thread at the beginning. If you have to give it to me, just give it to me! If you don't allow me to use it, you might as well give it to me! Right?
Old master?" Old Dean Wulong said, arguing with his old master as usual.
"Forget it, forget it! Why don't you stop guarding this desolate and uninhabited heaven? Take the Black Dragon Holy Spirit and the others to the depths of the mortal world to protect your new master's little girl! Go now, I look at you in my heart
I'm so anxious that I always suffer from heartache." Tianzun said helplessly to the old dean Wulong.
"Haha! Then...who should I leave to heaven? My little master's tenth life of reincarnation and cultivation of immortality, only one or two of them are left! If I, Laowu, don't go and see her, why don't I?
If he makes some trouble, he will be embarrassed to see her in the future! Hahahaha, thank you, old master!" said the old dean of Oolong, and without waiting for the Jade Emperor to say anything, he had already inserted his penis outside the Nantian Gate of the Nine Heavens.
The faucet retracted with a swish sound.
"You came back to your soul very quickly! I haven't said anything yet...!" Tianzun was only halfway through his words when the old ebony dean had already withdrawn the dragon's claw hand that had been inserted into the depths of the Nine Lands.
Under the snowy Jinling moonlight, Tianzun glanced helplessly at the impatient old ebony dean, and then suddenly realized that he had been fooled!!!
"You old guy, you want to protect your little master's little master, so you deliberately make trouble in the position of Optimus Prime of the Three Realms, right?" Tianzun looked at the black and shiny oil-headed dragon horns of the old ebony dean.
, he couldn’t help but sigh with emotion.
"Eh! Tianzun, I don't dare to agree with your words easily! Your words will put Lao Wu into trouble. If I agree with you, wouldn't I be the one who caused the trouble? Obviously I am.
You protect the little fairy and the little fairy boy, but you said that you are causing trouble! Alas." The eyes of the ebony crutch rolled around, and he said to Tianzun very vigilantly.
"Hey! You old guy, you are still so strict in your life. I didn't say you were causing trouble! It's just that once your magic cloud fishing thread appears between heaven and earth, do you think there can be peace inside and outside the Three Realms? Let alone the Demon Realm.
The demon spirits are bent on driving us out of the Three Realms. Even if they don't have the guts, they will all be driven out at once, right? What do you think?" Tianzun laughed and said softly with the ebony crutch.
The Black Dragon and the Holy Spirit saw the big guys from the heaven and the ebony crutches chatting back and forth for a long time. For some reason, they all stayed where they were, not daring to say a word.
"Stop talking nonsense, take the children to the eight-dimensional space station to protect the golden boy and the beautiful girl. I will leave this place to your little master and Qiuyue. You go quickly! If you are late, your little master
The master's daughter touched the wrong door and passed it into the mouths of Xuntian and his son, that would be bad!" Tianzun smiled and continued.
"You...you sent the children to the eight-dimensional space? That is a world of trance, a paradise of evil thoughts! You are...ah! Old master, how could you treat your own granddaughter like a grandfather?
You are really the most ruthless person in the world, I really need to kill you." The ebony crutch said helplessly to Tianzun.
"Are you going or not? If not, I will replace you with someone else." Tianzun said, deliberately teasing him.
"Go, go, go! Why don't you go? When we get to the eight-dimensional space station, apart from my little master, I am the only one who can withstand the threat of demons from the devil world." The ebony crutch said with a very proud smile.
Deep in the white clouds, a trace of immortal energy floated softly, fell in the sky above the heaven, turned into a brand new bronze Optimus Prime, held up the heaven and earth again, and stood in the heaven deep in the ghost of the snowy moon in the east of the sky.