Chapter 48 It's a big deal to be a Taoist priest in the next life.
Chapter 48: At worst, I will become a Taoist priest in my next life.
"Ah!...Flying saucer! Flying saucer! The lady has become an immortal. The lady has become an immortal." A dozen plainclothesmen surrounded the rubble and wormwood in the heaven, carrying shell guns in their hands.
Raising their heads, they looked at Zhentian Yunwu, and each of them screamed in surprise.
"Company Commander, do you want to report to the Commander-in-Chief?" A middle-aged man with a shaggy beard like Zhang Fei looked at the cloud saucer and asked the young man standing with him.
"No need. Deputy company commander, please pass this on quickly. No one is allowed to spread the news about Miss's encounter with aliens, including telling the commander. This thing is so damn mysterious that no one will believe us.
If the news leaks out, we will only be regarded as crazy. Maybe, if we let the brothers come to capture the alien invaders, then the lives of our brothers will be entirely responsible for this matter. Everyone must forget
Just treat this matter as if nothing happened." The young company commander said to his hairy-bearded deputy.
"Yes, company commander. We'd better stay away from this thing." Mao Huzi agreed, and then asked the messengers to pass on the news one by one.
"It was indeed a flying saucer. It disappeared," they said.
"Company commander, deputy company commander, what should I do if the lady can't come back?" A child soldier said to the company commander and deputy company commander.
"Wait!" the company commander said decisively.
"It's better to retreat, don't leave these monkeys here!" the deputy company commander said to the company commander.
"Well!...Retreat. Go to the Qinhuai River to enjoy the moon. The lady may be listening to music on the Qinhuai River Boat at this moment." The company commander gave the order.
Quietly, the group of plainclothes sergeants slipped away.
"Brother, have you forgotten? The cloud disk's protective layer will weaken when charging. Look, we were accidentally seen by mortals." The Holy Spirit said to the black dragon.
"Oh! I'll activate the charging protection system right away. It's so late at night, how can there be mortals here? It's strange." Black Dragon muttered and quickly entered the cockpit.
"Speak quickly! Why can't we find a few mortals to help Mr. and Shui Mo?" Qiuyue and Yuyan anxiously asked Heilong who had just stepped out of the cockpit.
These two sisters, hehe! One is a mortal who came to cultivate immortality; the other is a fairy who fell from the clouds into the world of mortals. They look like twin sisters.
They have strange thoughts, but they don't know it yet.
"Because mortals do not have immortal power, so their dirty thoughts and impure thoughts will only destroy the true bodies of Shui Mo and Sir. Even if they are found, both of them will become immortal energy and their spiritual power will be extremely weak.
He is the kind of unworthy earthly immortal. When the time comes, hey! Even if the physical body comes back to life, he may not be able to enter the cloud saucer spaceship again. Don't even expect this great soul harvesting thing." Black Dragon was reluctant.
said.
"I don't care anymore! No matter how difficult it is, I will definitely bring Shui Mo back from the Devil's Jungle." Yu Yan said through gritted teeth.
"I'll go too, I'll be responsible for saving sir." Qiuyue also said calmly.
"Yes! Rouge, we sisters are one each. I don't believe we can't save them. We have to carry them back, master and disciple." Yu Yan's eyes were filled with a strange look, and she suddenly released a blue wave.
of light.
"Your courage is commendable! However, we can't find their specific location yet. If we want to save them, we must first find out where they are currently undergoing disaster!" Pixiu said helplessly to Yu Yan and Qiu Yue.
"Hei San, think of a way quickly. My husband gave you the Yunwu spaceship, so you can't be ungrateful!" Qiu Yue was speaking to Hei Long with emotion.
"I don't want to do this either! But the second master, the global surveillance system of our spaceship cannot track them after they disappear!" Black Dragon also said helplessly.
"Could it be that someone deliberately hid that place in the surveillance system? It's like the Mufu Mountain Scenic Area in Jinling City. It's not on the map. It was erased by my father and the others.
." Yu Yan said.
"I don't rule out this possibility. But the flying saucer is the masterpiece of my husband and my two brothers, and we don't know it! The second brother just taught me driving skills. For the rest, let alone he didn't teach me, I guess he did.
I may not be able to learn it!" Black Dragon said with a wry smile.
"That won't work. We have to find a way to find them as soon as possible." The Holy Spirit was also anxious. After she finished speaking, she turned around and said to Pixiu: "Pixiu, go and see those soldier leaders and wash their minds.
Don't let them spread it everywhere."
Pixiu agreed and flew out of the cloud saucer spaceship alone.
Well! This is not Ultraman, nor is he some kind of superman. He is the originator of the Earthly Immortal.
Hematite balls from the Blackwater River.
"Uncle Master, you have stayed in Jiuchongtian longer than Heisan. Can you help us think about how we can find them?" Yu Yan asked Holy Spirit.
Yes, this is Mr.'s right-hand assistant, and she is also the vice-president of Jiuchong Tianxian Academy. She should be able to do something about it.
"Uncle Holy Spirit, you said that if my husband is still alive, the Cloud Disk Spaceship should be able to find him! After all, these are his masterpieces and are attached to his soul! Could it be..." Qiuyue asked cautiously
The Holy Spirit said.
"The possibility is very small. Because Mr. is the recommended soul collector of Jiuchongtian and Thirty-three Heavens, there should be no monsters that can kill him. Unless... he wants to be lazy and hides deliberately to prevent us from finding him.
!" The Holy Spirit betrayed me and said depressingly.
Yes, the crater of the volcano can also refine demons and immortals.
However, I made a miscalculation this time, so I wasn't being lazy.
"Uncle, sir, he will come back on his own. Where is the ink?" Yu Yan asked the Holy Spirit.
"Ink painting also takes time, but we may not be able to wait until that time!" the Holy Spirit said.
"How long will it take?" asked the little green cow.
"If there is no external force, he will be able to return as the God of War after a century. This is because this is the old rule of the Nine Heavens. This is how Brother Black Dragon and his husband came." The Holy Spirit generally popularized the God of War Alliance to the novices
Cultivation rules.
"I've died so many times in a century!" Yu Yan shouted.
"No, I must bring him back as soon as possible." She said calmly.
"In this way, you will lose a lot of soul power and immortal energy. Maybe your life will be in danger!" Holy Spirit said.
"Then what should we do? If we don't save them, we won't give up on the great cause of collecting souls? Let's go back to our homes and find our mothers?" Yu Yan said discouragedly.
"Didn't I say that? As long as someone is thinking about them, we can sense the place where they went through the calamity and find them." Hei said.
"Hei San, you have been blabbering for a long time. Are you doubting the feelings that sisters Yu Yan and I have for them, or are you doubting that our sisters' immortal power is not enough?" Leng Qiuyue said coldly to Hei Long.
There seemed to be ice threads hanging on her face.
"Second Master, that's not what I meant by Black Three. I just want to count you two sisters high. If this fairy tale romance is chosen, it may not be as simple as three lives and three lives. As a practitioner,
The degree of single-mindedness in love will move the world and gain supreme immortality and spiritual power. However, the result is that within a thousand years, the mortal world will have to experience nine turns and ten lives of love, and endure the test of separation and poverty.
, only then can you obtain the happiness of a true immortal couple for one hundred thousand years. At that time, you may have to endure the love and evil desires of the mortal world, and the pain of parting, hurting the soul, peeling off the immortal clothes and painting skin. You must think carefully, the gods choose their spouses
, one choice will remain unchanged for a hundred thousand years. You cannot go back on this, once you go back on it, you will fall into the demon jungle and never be reincarnated." Black Dragon reminded her.
"Nine times and ten times, nine times and ten times, I want him to be my servant for a hundred thousand years, eh! Not bad. Hahahaha!" Yu Yan said happily.
"Yuyan, this is not as simple as talking about it! You will lose some immortal energy from time to time, which means that if you have a mortal heart, you will be contaminated with the breath of mortals. This kind of breath is for gods.
It's very fatal." Qiuyue said to her little sister.
"Yes. Miss Yuyan, and the relationship between immortals and heroes is usually just choosing a partner. They practice immortality together, and there is no such thing as marriage and childbirth for mortals. Let's not talk about gods. Look at the Asuras, heavenly demons, they
They don’t get married either, but the method of dual cultivation is very similar to human fornication, but every time it will be very painful torture. They regard this as a practice to improve their magic power and magic power!" Xiao Qingniu has a thorough understanding of the magic way and is cautious.
He said to his senior sister in a persuasive manner.
"Little Qingniu is right. However, the process of dual cultivation in the demon world is very vicious. During the cultivation process, the stronger one will suck out the soul power and courage of the other party, and will also eat the other party. It is said that they will be together forever.
The two become one. Alas! Desire can harm people as much as ghosts!" Black Dragon said regretfully.
"Hei San, don't you still think about the Rakshasa girl and her disciple Red Sleeve Girl?" the Holy Spirit said with a smile to encourage Black Dragon.
"What are you talking about! You can dislike others, but you can't prevent others from liking you!" Heilong said with a smile.
"Stop talking so much nonsense! Hei San, we don't care what is going on between you and the Rakshasa girl. Now, please tell us how to sense the place where the master and Master Shui and his disciples passed through the tribulation. We're good
Go save them." Qiuyue said coldly to Heilong.
"Ouch! My master, the second in charge! You don't even think about it, just with the little fairy spirit of classmate Yuyan, the position of the ink and wash is very hanging, let alone saving people. By then, we people will not be able to save,
How uneconomical it is to throw another person into the Devil's Jungle! Hey!" Heilong sighed and said to Qiuyue.
Qiuyue looked at Yuyan and then at Heilong, her expression getting worse and worse.
"Then what should we do?" Yu Yan said.
"The worst case scenario is death. In the next life, come back and cultivate immortality! Always remind yourself that as soon as I am born, I will be reincarnated as a Taoist priest, learn from Laozi's Qi Transformation, and learn from Zhuang Zhou Mengdie. What are you afraid of?" Yu Yan looked at Heilong with disdain,
He told everyone firmly.
"Okay! Okay! Okay! Not bad, not bad! Your courage is commendable. But you must first pass the Yun Dian Immortal Qi test, and then you can cast spells. This is a rule." Heilong said to Qiuyue and Yuyan with a smile.