Qilin impatiently shook off Suanni's arm on his shoulder and said a little irritably.
"The Lingshan Buddha really has eyes like torches. You can always recognize me dressed up like this! I admire you, I really admire you."
When Qiuyue saw that someone recognized her, she stopped pretending and bowed her hands to him.
"I'm afraid you're not here to cause trouble for me! Yue Sect, you've brought all the little gods of war here! Hahahaha, Namo Amitabha."
The Lingshan Giant Buddha laughed with Qiuyue with a big belly.
"As expected, he is not a good person. He is not dignified at all. He is unambiguous when talking about anger and does not understand any rules!"
Yanyu said harshly to Aunt Longjing beside her.
"Let's see what he does, everyone be careful."
The Holy Spirit passed down the command softly and spoke to everyone quietly.
"Your mother! I've given you face, haven't you?" Behind the Lingshan Buddha, a boy holding a golden lotus in his hand started shouting angrily, and angrily spoke to the big guys, saying.
"Enlightenment, shut up now! In front of the daughter of the Tian family, who do you think you have to say?"
Lingshan Buddha reprimanded the child and said with a smile.
"You monk, don't scold him! If you didn't want to rebel, would he dare to be so arrogant? Don't praise us either. Your ancestors let go of the Buddha: If he passed away, he would take you with him
Enter Buddhism together, wear his cassocks, eat his food, and ruin his teachings! Hahahaha, it’s not your fault, after all, you weren’t even born yet! Hahahaha, am I right? Lingshan Giant Buddha?”
Lu Luo saw that the status of the sisters was not suitable for confronting this fake, so she immediately jumped up and spoke coldly to the guy.
"Little girl! It seems that you were already living in the world at that time. These are all lies told by ordinary people in the mortal world. Do you believe this? I think you have read too much of Journey to the West?"
Just when the Lingshan Giant Buddha was about to go crazy, another child behind him jumped up again and said coaxingly.
The golden lotus in his hand kept beating slightly up and down, giving people the feeling of being eager to fight.
"Hehehehe! Luoluo, don't say any more, be careful of getting beaten up! If that happens, it won't look good. Tell me, if you get beaten up, will you fight back or not? Don't fight back.
Well, there is no place to show off the face of this Heavenly Court. Just fight back and beat a bunch of young monks to death, regardless of whether they are true or false, it is still not good!"
Suanni was really angry this time, he said hypocritically to the little green radish.
"That's right! After all, this is still the pure land of Buddhism. It's not good to talk about fighting and killing!"
Seeing Qiuyue and Yuyan, mother and daughter, both of them were snoring, Heilong knew that he had to break up with them about this matter, so he joined in.
"Your mother! Are you really here to cause trouble? What you said is not human language!"
All the young monks were angry, and another young monk dared to fight against the black dragon.
"We are all gods, so of course we can't speak human language! Do we want to be like you, eating meat, drinking, and playing with women? Apart from chanting sutras when coaxing women to sleep, we spend the rest of the time eating, drinking, and having fun. Naturally, all we talk about is
That’s human talk. Hahahaha!”
Suanni was even more disrespectful to them this time. From the day he left Lingshan Buddhist Temple, he knew that the Buddha's incense was about to end.
Otherwise, it would be impossible to give him to his husband to take care of him!
If he hadn't been pretending to be a devil in the desert with Qilin, he probably wouldn't be alive now!
As for the evil-doing guy in front of him, he could smell out his true face as soon as he entered Lingshan Mountain.
Among the young novice monks, most of them are real little girls, most of whom look to be fifteen or sixteen years old.
It was absolutely impossible for this to exist when the Buddha was still alive!
There is no room for sand in the eyes of the ancient Buddha.
Especially lust, love, hatred, and things that prey on the common people, that is a big worry that the old man hates!
No wonder the Warring Buddha has been living in seclusion in a barrier thousands of kilometers outside Lingshan Mountain for so many years!
"You are a lackey of Buddhism. How dare you talk about Buddhism? Buddhism is a study of human beings, not some messy study of ghosts, gods and beasts. Little Suanni, don't think that you have just smelled incense in the incense burner for several years.
You are really a disciple of Buddha! You are an animal, not a human being, so naturally you cannot become a Buddha! Just save your worries and stop moaning and groaning!"
A young monk seemed to have been told something that was on his mind. He blushed and began to quibble. In a tone with a bit of personal attack, he denied Suan Ni and sneered.
"You don't admit it, do you? You really think of yourself as a human being, don't you? I am indeed a mythical beast, but boy...oh! No, little girl, you are just one of the thousands of playthings you call the Buddha.
It’s just one, don’t deny it! Maybe you have been pretending to be human for so long that you really think of yourself as human! This is not surprising, just like an actor, if you act too much, you will treat life as a game. This is actually not true.
Weird! But the very speechless truth is: you are really not human, you are just some weird mountain spirits. By chance, you were noticed by the beauty of a big Buddha who is not a big Buddha, and you turned into a human being. Hahahaha
, in this world, what kind of people are there in the true sense? They are just a piece of grass and an ant! Hahahaha."
Suanni smiled, this time he smiled very happily, and he also told a truth that even Qiuyue didn't dare to say.
"You little monster on the Buddha incense table, don't you deny the Buddha with your words? We are not human, so who are you?"
Another young novice also joined in excitedly and said to him politely.
"Didn't I say it before? I am a mythical beast! Of course, I cannot be a human. Haha, but I may look more like a human, otherwise I would have gone to the ninth heaven to become an immortal.
.Hahahahaha! Unlike you, you can’t go to heaven or hell, so you have to live in this place with neither humans nor ghosts, just follow a guy who has neither humans nor ghosts, eat and wait to die.
!Ha ha ha ha."
Suan Ni spoke bluntly and said with a smile.
In fact, scolding is not hateful. What is hateful is that not only did people scold you, but they scolded you in a dismissive way, and they were also very immodest.
A group of young monks were told by Suan Ni, which made them very angry. They were all gearing up and gnashing their teeth, wishing that the old Buddha in their hearts would speak immediately so that they could all rush up and eat Suan Ni alive.
"What's wrong? Are you angry because I got it right? Hahahaha."
Seeing that the fire was successful, Suan Ni looked at them with a smile and said.
"You should say less! If you tell the truth, be careful not to be ripped off by others."
When Zhantian Buddha saw the devil's tepid expression, a look of anger flashed across his face, and then he turned around and smiled again. He quickly reminded everyone and said.
Regarding this fake Buddha, Zhantian Buddha has seen his methods before, so he does not dare to be careless.