Living quietly in your own nest, not afraid of wind and rain, not disturbed by thunder and lightning, it is different and very comfortable when the years are peaceful.
Mortals only see big things, so they can't see clearly. Although ants are a bit small, they trust their eyes too much, so they can only travel thousands of meters a day. When they encounter human animals, they all dodge and run around.
Lying on my granular warm bed carefully crafted with the infinite method of heaven and earth, I was charging while thinking about the structural blueprint of Jilongshan Soul Receiving Altar.
If I use the Bagua as the outline, I may be discovered by some monks from the big Eastern countries (although I will build it very small). If I use the shape of a plant as the external structure, I am worried that it will be discovered by Xiaoxiao who pretends to love nature.
They got it into his home. Jade, gold and stone cannot be used as materials. The good citizens of the ancient Eastern civilization will give it a thorough examination. Even if they are lucky enough to escape the clutches of the devil, the next Asura invasion and the rampant monsters will probably not be able to survive at all.
Can't keep it.
If it were built on top of the Buddha statue, it would probably be discovered by Teacher Tai; if it was built on the city wall, it would probably be destroyed by human artillery fire in the subsequent war...
I thought about it this way and that, but couldn't figure it out.
Forget it, let’s fully charge the battery and discuss it with the Holy Spirit.
I made my decision and didn't think about it any more.
Ten minutes later I was fully charged, and when I was about to go out, I heard someone coming upstairs.
It was Big Mom. She opened the office door and came over to call Yu Yan.
"Yuyan, my son! Don't feel bad. It's not like you were bullied. Why are you such a big-tempered child? Don't even look at what time it is now. All these foreigners are
God! People in the Presidential Office and the Prime Minister's Office dare not offend them. How can we dare to offend others! In this world, people who are willing to fight against injustice will die, and no one will have a good end in the end. Look at the Qing Empire,
That Cixi Lafayette was frightened to death in front of other people's foreign guns and cannons. Don't be stubborn, my child. Be obedient! Don't do this kind of thing in the future where a monk is not in a hurry or an eunuch is in a hurry, and you are thankless for your efforts.
If we can't afford to deal with such things, especially those involving foreign devils, why can't we hide from them? Get up and have something to eat, and see what delicious food Big Mom will bring you." Big Mom's eyes were filled with a look that said no.
To clear away the unexplained anger, press hard and endure it.
I know that Eastern civilization is bound to lose in this competition. It is time to give it a sign of rebirth, otherwise these civilized people will think they are too lawless.
Arrogant and extravagant, the world is in decline. Oops! I have taken advantage of those guys in the underworld.
Yu Yan stopped sobbing briefly and said quietly to Big Mom: "Big Mom, why don't my dad dare to avenge me with so many soldiers? What disgusting old man with a hairy beard, he almost killed me...! Wuwu!...
…Woo!”
"Sister-in-law! Please stop crying. The crying has made the eldest mother confused. Get up and have something to eat." The eldest mother didn't know how to comfort her.
"Big Mom, why doesn't Uncle Wei Guo help me? He usually spoils me so much, but today he doesn't care whether I live or die?" Yu Yan cried louder and louder.
Holy Spirit and Shui Mo heard it outside and came upstairs.
"Miss, I'll help you get revenge, okay? Stop crying, I'm almost crying downstairs." Shui Mo's eyes were red and green.
Alas, alas! This guy is a lover, so don’t be possessed by a demon!
I felt worried in my heart. The Holy Spirit seemed to be worried too, and was looking at me motionlessly. Of the people in front of me, she was the only one who could see me.
I know that this is an opportunity for me and ink painting.
"Shui Mo. I am the master. I can help you deal with the bad guys. But you have to do me a favor." I said to Shui Mo.
"What's the deal?" Shui Mo is never polite to others.
"The idea is to make Yuyan wear the jade around her neck for a year." I said.
I can't tell him that this is my flying saucer. This secret can only be known to the Holy Spirit and I. As for Yu Yan and Shui Mo, I can fool them by pretending to be gods.
The Holy Spirit seemed to know my thoughts and smiled evilly at me.
"Don't tell your master!" I warned the Holy Spirit.
"Don't worry, senior brother. I don't want my master to know who I am." The Holy Spirit replied.
I nodded to her with satisfaction.
"You bitch, are you telling the truth? If you are so angry because of me, I will not beat you in the future. Don't use those rogue methods like a thief to deceive me. Otherwise, I will let you
You are worse off than dead, get out of my house immediately, including the jade shop." Yu Yan used such ruthless tactics when asking for help.
"Don't worry. I will definitely help you get revenge. It doesn't matter to me whether you beat me or not. Can a boy compete with you girls? But you have to promise me another thing." Shui Mo said.
"Woo!... You say it. I promise you. Woo!..." Yu Yan cried while crying.
"You have to promise that you can't take off the jade necklace around your neck within this year." Shui Mo struck a chord while the iron was hot.
"Hmm! But why?" Yu Yan stopped crying and asked Shui Mo Dao while sobbing.
"Because it looks good on you. Hehe! If you don't want to wear it after a year, just give it to me." Shui Mo didn't know what to do.
His grandma, I didn’t teach him to say that! But it’s okay, I haven’t tried my skills for a long time, so I will go with him to have fun. By the way, I can also find him a suitable magic weapon and give him the introductory tutorial.
Teach him a chapter.
The Holy Spirit knew my thoughts and was silent.
"Ouch! Shui Mo, don't bring the young lady to seek bad luck! They are Western devils, not easy to mess with! You don't know, the White Lotus Sect was powerful enough in the past, right? It's invulnerable, and it's not like you can clean up the bones and scraps for others.
There are none left. You two little brats, don’t cause any more trouble for the adults. Shui Mo, you are Miss’s servant and you are responsible for Miss’s safety. Don’t dare to make fun of me. How old are you?” Big Mom
I scolded the ink painting.
It should be said that what she said was good at all. But she didn’t know that Shui Mo was the disciple of me and the Holy Spirit! Will we let anything happen to him?
"Auntie! I'm not trying to comfort the young lady. You go down first, I'm sensible." Shui Mo comforted the eldest mother.
Seeing what the eldest mother wanted to say, I glanced at the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit understood and took a gentle breath at the eldest mother. I saw the eldest mother turned her head angrily and went downstairs.
As he walked, he complained: "Is this all the fault of my life? I just met these two enemies."
After the eldest mother came downstairs, I said to Shui Mo: "Apprentice, keep your word. Take action immediately. There should be a back door here, let the eldest lady take you there."
"But you can't live without me in the store! Let's go there at night." Shui Mo thought that we were ordinary Maoshan Taoist priests, the kind who only know how to catch ghosts.
"It doesn't matter. Ask your mother-in-law to find a temporary substitute for you to help in the store." I said.
After hearing what I said, the Holy Spirit looked around and saw a kitten practicing its paws on the tree outside the window. Then he smiled slightly and muttered something.
I saw that the cat suddenly exuded a colorful halo, and with a "whoosh!" sound, it rushed in through the window. It meowed "Meow Meow Meow!" three times on the floor, and suddenly, it changed into a harmonious person.
People with exactly the same ink and wash come out, and even their speech and tone are the same.
Yu Yan was dumbfounded, her mouth wide open but speechless.
I could hear the strange "click-click-click!" sound mixed with fear and excitement in her heart.
"Shui Mo, calm her down. We can't show up yet! Tell her not to be afraid, just say it's just a magic trick you did for her." I quickly said to Shui Mo.
"Sister, my eldest lady. Look how scared you are. Where is the stiffness that usually treats me so fiercely? Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid! This is just a local dog. I've changed it for you.
It's just a magic trick." Shui Mo pretended to be an adult and said lightly.
It took a long time for Yu Yan to close her mouth. She covered her mouth with her hands and said quietly to Shui Mo: "Ruth dog! Oh! Ah, no! Shui Mo, I can't tell you are hiding it quite deeply! You actually have such ability.
I thought you were just trying to comfort me just now."
"What are you talking about? Miss, I won't lie." Before Shui Mo understood it, his little master was already in admiration for him.
"Oops! That's what you just said, help me get revenge. After a while, you will come out as uncles from the Wei Kingdom and give me a few curly hairs to give me a good beating to relieve my suffocation." Yu Yan
With his eyes shining, he said to Shui Mo fiercely.
The eldest lady is the eldest lady, never give up! I sighed.
"Miss, when should we go find them?" Shui Mo asked Yu Yandao.
"What time? Go right away. I want her to kneel down and call me grandma! Hee hee hee! Native dog! Oh, no. Shui Mo, you must let them kneel down and admit their mistake to my sister." Yu Yan calmed down a little.
Domineering, timidly said to Shui Mo.
Looking at Yu Yan's inconsistent expressions that were sometimes domineering and sometimes weak, Shui Mo couldn't help but think of what the man said to the woman when the adults were quarreling next to the kennel: She would cry and laugh sometimes, women are so fickle. Shui Mo
A smile that had never been seen before inevitably appeared on his face.
"Are you going to agree or not?" Yu Yan asked after seeing him in a daze.
"Oh! Okay, okay. When shall we go?" Shui Mo said, immediately suppressing his fleeting thoughts.
"What's good? Come with me, I'll take you down the stairs from the back door. You ask the other person to help the eldest mother." Yu Yan said, got up and walked behind the desk.
Then he opened the drawer and took out a Browning. He bumped it in his hand and said to Shui Mo, "Let's bring my mother's pistol just in case."
Shui Mo has seen the 38 caps on the shoulders of soldiers, the Czech type fixed on cars, and the shell guns in the hands of men in black at night, but he has never seen this small and exquisite pistol.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! Miss, this is a modern version of the dragon-slaying sword! Will Auntie scold us when she comes back?" Shui Mo said cautiously.
"Are you really a bitch? What kind of dragon-slaying sword is the Yitian Sword? It's also a chicken-killing sword! This is a pistol. Browning, the most advanced women's pistol in the world. At present, not many people in the Republic of China have
There are very few pistols like this that I have ever seen. Don’t worry, my mother doesn’t like people wielding knives and guns. She hasn’t seen this thing for a year. We put it back quietly after using it, so she won’t know.
"Yu Yan gave Shui Mo a reassurance.
"Let's go!" Yu Yan pulled Shui Mo, opened the back door, and quietly went down the carved ancient wooden stairs.
The Holy Spirit and I followed all the way.
"What a great knife!" The Holy Spirit looked at me and laughed evilly.