A particularly obscene voice sounded from the waterfall on the top of the mountain.
I saw the vice-principal, who was only wearing a pair of flowery pants, with a face full of passion and eager to jump into the pool three or four meters away from the waterfall.
But just as the vice-principal was about to jump off, the girls in cool clothes in the pool under the waterfall suddenly lost their beauty and swam toward the shore of the pool.
Huge shadows kept pressing down.
The vice-principal jumped down with a scream of excitement, like an overweight mermaid. The flower pants shone in the golden sunlight, and the Mickey Mouse pattern on them was particularly eye-catching.
The sound was like a torpedo exploding underwater.
Huge water splashes exploded directly from the pool, forming a circular waterfall. You can even see many fish and shrimps being splashed directly from the bottom of the pool.
This blow was truly shocking, completely alarming the teachers and students who were having a picnic nearby.
Fingel, who was holding a camera and taking pictures, had a dark face.
He was soaked all over by the splash of water, and a green shrimp could be seen jumping on his head.
The girls were wearing cool clothes and playing in the pool. This was undoubtedly an excellent source of local information for the Ministry of Information. As the Minister of Information, Fingel naturally had to stick to the front line.
However, just when he was exerting all his strength and taking pictures of the sexy swimming postures of the girls with great enthusiasm, the vice-principal came to disrupt the situation and jumped from the waterfall. Good guy, he was blown up.
He angrily picked up a roasted ham and began to eat it, transferring his motivation to the food.
"Hey, babies, don't run away. I haven't tested your recent swimming skills yet?"
The vice-principal jumped out from the bottom of the pool. As he watched the girls twist their waists and leave in a hurry, he couldn't help but speak quickly.
This scene is just like in "Journey to the West", where the cowardly Zhu Bajie transforms into a black catfish and prepares to play with seven spider spirits taking a bath in the lake.
No, the vice principal is no longer just a matter of appearance, he is acting in his true colors!
When Schneider saw this scene in the distance, he couldn't help but frown. He thought he should remind the vice-principal. After all, Flamel, as the vice-principal of Cassel College, represents Cassel College.
image, but now the other party looks impatient and wretched, which is a bit too low-key.
But then again, Flamel seems to have always shown his true nature. Every year in the swimming competition held by the college, for the girls' competition, the vice-principal has never been absent, and many times he has demonstrated in person, and even held hands.
Teach, be sure to make the girls' swimming style perfect.
Flamel was not even satisfied with this, and also made many bold and innovative compositions on the girls' swimsuits.
Speaking of which, the other party was also very concerned about the development of Kassel College's swimming program. It can be said that they worked hard.
It's just that few in the whole school don't know about this guy's dirty thoughts. Moreover, the vice-principal has a very good attitude. To put it bluntly, he is as thick-skinned as a city wall. Schneider can guarantee that if he steps forward to dissuade him at this time, the other party will
I will definitely pull him and ask to wash it together.
Maybe he'll even ask him to apply oil on his back and provide a series of massage services.
"Manstein, your father is really having fun!" Guderian opened two cans of beer and handed one of them to Manstein who was beside him.
The latter did not take it, he already had a cup of black tea in his hand.
Recently, Manstein's balding problem has become more serious, so he plans to take some health supplements to increase his hair volume.
He knew, however, that many students secretly bet on when the last lock of hair on his head would fall out, and the stakes were relatively high.
It is simply unreasonable. When did he, the dignified chairman of the Kassel Ethics Committee, have someone secretly talk about him with his hair?
In order to maintain his dignity, Manstein felt that he had to work hard no matter what he said.
Now that he heard Guderian talking about his unscrupulous father again, Manstein couldn't help but blush, "Old friend, if you still want us to have a pleasant chat, please don't do it in front of me.
Mention this bastard."
"But the vice-principal is an enviable man." Guderian's face was full of emotion, and he seemed to be quite yearning for the vice-principal's romantic style.
It is said that Vice-Principal Flamel is over a hundred years old, but he does not look old at all. In those days, Curry Rooster was a scornful person in love, but now Lian Po is old, but he can still cook fiercely.
And it seems that the opponent has not yet entered a period of weakness and is in his prime.
"Guderian, if you don't want to be shot in the head at a picnic like this, I beg you, don't mention that bastard to me again." Manstein added.
"Ahem... I didn't say, don't drink black tea. Today is a happy day. Let's drink some beer." Seeing that the old man was about to get angry, Guderian laughed dryly.
"Sorry, I've been keeping fit recently, so I can't drink these stimulating drinks." Manstein said calmly.
"Don't tell me, are you treating your hair loss?" Guderian looked surprised.
"Of course not, old man, you also know that I have never cared about my appearance. As for hair loss, it is not within the scope of my consideration. It is just a matter of simple physical conditioning." Manstein quickly denied it, but on the surface he was still strong.
Pretend to be calm.
"Then you didn't tell me earlier."
Guderian chuckled and stretched out his hand to stroke Manstein's bald head, saying, "To be honest, old man, I've long wanted to stroke your head and feel the real touch."
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Guderian's brain circuit is always so strange.
The next moment, Manstein subconsciously reached out and touched his arms.
But I found it was empty.
He frowned slightly, remembering that before he came, he clearly had the enhanced ppk pistol on his body, but why was it gone now?
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Old man, are you looking for a gun?" Guderian asked.
"Yes, but I haven't found it yet."
As he said this, Manstein glanced at the steel fork holding the charcoal fire aside, and immediately picked it up with a look of joy on his face, and kept making the fork-and-yun movements, as if he was looking for the right point.
"Old man, what are you..." Guderian was a little flustered and quickly withdrew his hand from Manstein's head.
"Oh, let me see if I can give you some relief." Manstein said seriously while trying the steel fork.
hiss.
The air suddenly became quiet.
One minute later.
Guderian ran wildly with a face full of panic. Behind him, Manstein held up a steel fork menacingly, as if he was determined to angrily fork Guderian.
"Hey, hey, hey, old man, you can't afford to play! You said you didn't care!" Guderian turned around hastily and said with an aggrieved look.
"I said I didn't care, but I didn't say I didn't care if you touched me!" Manstein was furious.
"Then I'll let you touch it back. Just calm down!"
"Guderian, who are you disgusting with? I...chua! (chua)"
"ah!"
When the scene turned, Gudry was seen lying on the ground, twitching all over, with a burnt black steel fork standing on his butt.
People from the school medical department hurriedly entered the scene and carried Guderian aside to start treatment.
After some examination, fortunately, it was just a minor penetrating injury, and Guderian might need to be intubated if it was convenient for him recently.
All the teachers and students couldn't help laughing when they saw this scene.
And this helpless and hilarious scene is just a small part of the accident that happened at the picnic.
Some students even got into it over a piece of grilled chicken wings.
For example, Caesar and Chu Zihang.
The two of them touched the last piece of chicken wings on the grill at the same time. They also saw each other's actions and subconsciously stopped. For a moment, the atmosphere was tense and a storm was about to come.
Many teachers and students around him also stared at him with solemn expressions.
Obviously this is not as simple as a simple chicken wings, but represents the competition between the two major Kassel societies, the Lionheart Club and the Student Union. Whoever gets the chicken wings will mean which club can be better in the college.
And as the two of them confronted each other, the people from the Student Union and the Lion Heart Club also confronted each other, with an expression of "what are you looking at?"
But they are all fighting in a small way, and the chicken wings on the grill are the real battlegrounds for military strategists.
Chu Zihang and Caesar looked at each other coldly, and there seemed to be sparks intertwining in the void, full of gunpowder.
Although Chu Zihang had previously displayed the terrifying and high-risk Yan Ling Junyan, which looked like a fire-breathing pure-blood dragon, Caesar was not a soft persimmon. If he didn't have a hearty fight, how could he possibly do it?
Will give up.
"Yeah, there's also a chicken wing. If no one eats it, it's mine."
However, just when the atmosphere of the confrontation became more and more solemn, a white and slender hand immediately grabbed the piece of chicken wing, and then stuffed it into his mouth in full view of everyone.
Be bold!
Who dares to use the "treasure wings" under the intimidation of the two club leaders and the elites of the entire hospital?
Simply...
Take another look, huh? Isn’t this S-class? Okay, that’s okay!
Lu Mingfei divided two by five, and a piece of grilled chicken wing only left the chicken skeleton. He seemed to feel that something was wrong in the atmosphere, especially when he ate the chicken wing. When he glanced at it, the elite students around him hurriedly shouted.
There was a lot of laughter, and some students who knew what was going on quickly offered drinks.
Also after seeing the appearance of Lu Mingfei, Caesar and Chu Zihang were discouraged in their confrontation.
Although Lu Mingfei is still a new student, it would be shameful for the two leaders to give up like this, but they have to give it.
Just ask, who in the entire Kassel College thinks Lu Mingfei is a freshman?
After these several outbursts, the boy is comparable to a dragon king-level existence in their hearts. Even Beowulf can punish him. Is there anything he can't punish?
Oh, by the way, there seemed to be a god-king named Odin not long ago. Although that guy appeared very awesome, the storm caused by him seemed like a disaster to the teachers and students, but that's it.
A guy was suddenly kicked to death by Lu Mingfei.
Speaking of being Lu Mingfei's opponent, the end seems to be very miserable.
Odin was directly trampled to death, and Beowulf was shattered into ashes.
Therefore, the concession of the two leaders is the true understanding and true leadership style.
Lu Mingfei was even more enthusiastic. After finishing the roasted chicken wings, he couldn't help but put his arms around the necks of Chu Zihang and Caesar respectively, and shouted that they wanted to drink together.
The leaders had no choice but to comply.
Not far away, Nono was busy grilling steak, and his originally delicate cheeks were now covered with black charcoal ash.
She didn't know how to cook, and she had little experience in barbecue. With her aura and connections, she wouldn't just eat and drink wherever she went, and then take all those people away with a punch.
Now she goes into battle in person because there are people around her who want to eat.
It's exactly Eriyi.
At this moment, the girl looked at the steak eagerly.
Originally, Lu Mingfei was here to barbecue for him, but when the boy saw that Chu Zihang and Caesar were about to have sex over a piece of grilled chicken wings, he quickly rushed over and became the peacemaker, and at the same time handed over the important task of grilling steaks to him.
Nono.
In fact, with Nono's character, it is impossible for her to be so patient in barbecuing for others, but who calls this girl Eri Yi?
How could Nono reject someone she cared about so much? Although she didn't know where this strong sense of caring came from, it was so real.
Nono was suddenly startled.
Because after seeing her embarrassment, Eriyi took out a clean white handkerchief to wipe her face.
"Here, and here." Eliyi came forward and wiped Nono patiently.
Nono's heart was touched and provoked.
The action of grilling steak is more patient and meticulous, no matter what, I have to grill a steak that satisfies the other party.
But just as Nono was spreading sauce on the steak, the steak suddenly began to swell.
next moment--
Peng! Good guy, the steak is fried!
The sauces of various colors dazzled both of them.
Nono was a little bit stunned by the explosion, and there was a piece of steak residue stuck on his cheek. It was the fragment of the steak explosion that had been shot up not long ago, and then landed directly on his face.
"Well!"
Eriyi's beautiful eyes widened with surprise on her face. She obviously didn't expect that the grilled steak would explode.
She was also affected by the exploding sauce, and her beautiful face was stained with a lot of colors, making her look like a little tabby cat.
Both girls were obviously stunned by this unexpected explosion.
Until they looked at each other and saw each other's embarrassment, both Nono and Eri couldn't help laughing.
But Nono couldn't laugh anymore the next moment.
Because Eriyi actually picked up a piece of steak, and it got in Nono's face again.
Nono was stunned for a moment, then when he saw Eri Yi smiling infatuatedly, Nono stopped immediately, picked up a piece of steak and also said hello to Eri Yi's face.
"Okay, you Eriyi, why don't I give you a full banquet?"
Nono smiled sinisterly.
However, her words were empty, and she had too many flaws, and she was hit by two steak shots from Eri Yi.
Nuonuo was so angry that she exploded. Holding two steaks in her hand, she rushed toward Eriyi like a roc spreading its wings.
"Nono, no, no."
"Hey, hey, just let me do it, or else you'll go to the Manchu Banquet directly."
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For a time, laughter and laughter filled the entire mountain top, and everyone's eyes couldn't help but be attracted.