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Chapter 62 Why Girls Wear Short Skirts

Chapter 62 Why do girls wear short skirts?

After sending Luo Tianyi and others home, Wei Cheng sat at the computer desk, thinking.

After a while, he called up the system panel.

Merchant Coin: 20

Space limit:1

Mission: Level 1

Current level: Pseudo-catastrophe (unconventional warrior)

"With only 20 business coins left, there is no way to fully utilize the system's functions..."

Recalling the last time he started practicing, Wei Cheng couldn't help but sigh.

This function is easy to use, but it costs ten business coins and can only speed up one hour of time. It is really expensive.

I originally thought that I could rely on the ability of the system to develop a powerful martial arts, and it would be unparalleled. Now it seems that there is no such hope in a short time.

Wei Cheng still has to rely on himself!

He needs time, lots and lots of time. This cannot be made up in just a few hours.

A legendary song only brings 10 commercial coins, which may not be a small amount for ordinary people, but it is completely insufficient for Wei Cheng!

If you want to get more business coins, in addition to singing, you may also need to choose other channels, such as...being a ghost?

"Alas! This system is so unreliable. It doesn't even have an instruction manual. You have to figure out all the functions by yourself!" Wei Cheng couldn't help but feel sad.

Think about the protagonist Long Aotian in those novels. Which one doesn't have an awesome golden finger, or has a cheating system with its own artificial intelligence, and then uses the omnipotent knowledge after traveling to defeat other worlds.

But who do you think you are?

In addition to a bright red blood-colored chain that does not look very auspicious, a warrior physique that is different from ordinary people, and this system that keeps asking me to do tasks?

Wei Cheng almost cried!

"It's best not to let me know who the creator of the system is, otherwise when labor and management gain strength one day, they will definitely blow his balls open!"

After saying a few words to vent his anger, Wei Cheng also began to think about which boss should he want to be?

Elizabeth Mouse's is definitely not possible, because Principal Ye has already taken away the big head, and there is no way to take advantage of this evil master.

Ghostly philosophy?

This material has been completely blocked by Xiaopo Station before, so it’s not easy to start with...

As for the big guys in the Ghost Zone, they basically already exist in this world, and they have no place for themselves to establish themselves.

"Ah! Then what should I do?"

After looking at the ghost section that had already been filled up and some anime critics who were using their love to generate electricity, Wei Cheng held his head and fell into distress.

"The speedy double-A passer-by, the philosophical mantis, the director of the Itchy Bureau, the good man from Chaoshan...wait! Isn't there another one?"

Looking at the UP owners he was accustomed to, a name suddenly appeared in Wei Cheng's mind.

Why do girls wear short skirts!

In this world, there is no trace of the man in short skirts!?

In real memory, the Short Skirt Boss is second only to Elizabeth Mouse, one of the coquettish figures who brought the trend of the entire ghost district to life.

When it comes to the Three Kingdoms, one cannot forget the ghost beasts from Xiao Po Station. And when it comes to the Three Kingdoms ghost beasts, the Three Kingdoms ghost beasts with short skirts and big skirts are second to none.

How can there be any weak UP master who can compete with the White Rat King in the era of great ghosts and beasts?

In terms of qualifications, Jiuqun has been working as a ghost since 2010, and the four outstanding kings are still his descendants!

Moreover, as the mainstay of Xiaobo.com, Short Skirt not only has over a million fans, but also has many excellent works.

Among them, there are those with over one million views,

[All-Stars] Why did Liu shoot Cao to death?

【Short Skirt All-Star】Slumdog Millionaire

etc.

And that's not all.

"In addition to the absence of short skirts, the evil elements that have emerged since 2017 have never been born. I have made a lot of money!"

Wei Cheng smiled from ear to ear.

Brother Gluten, Oli Ge, the King of Poetry, the Lord of Shadow Stream, the Big Bowl of Wide Noodles, the Bamboo Rat does not suffer from heatstroke... When he thought of those famous ghosts and beasts that had brought (forth) blessings (torture) to the small broken station, Wei Cheng

The corners of his mouth raised crazily.

Yeshan, Yeshan, even though you have traveled through time and snatched Elizabeth Mouse's name away from you, you have also missed some wonderful things.

These excellent materials for ghosts and beasts were all provided by the system for free. At that time, they were all mixed in the messy current noise. I didn't think it was okay, but when I thought of ghosts and beasts, these useless knowledge poured out of Wei Cheng's head crazily, and he wanted to stop it.

Can't stop it!

"It seems that the current atmosphere of Xiaopo Station is still too pure. What is the philosophical and spiritual ban? I will let a new storm appear immediately!"

Considering that there was not much time left, Wei Cheng decided to first select some ghost animals that would take less time to make.

"Haha, look at the electronic music I've learned so well, it's time to put it to use." Wei Cheng showed a loving smile as he browsed through the messages passing through his mind.

I heard that someone uploaded a modified version of Aihe on Duyin, and it became quite popular?

Then I will not hesitate to create (chao) (xi) that video!

Therefore, Wei Cheng, who was determined, immediately borrowed a set of video equipment from A-Ling's subordinates, adjusted the lights, created special effects, and performed a magical dance move in the room.

Put on your toes, put on tight clothes, and perform a very sexy dance. Don't ask Wei Cheng how he did it. It was as simple as eating and drinking. Wei Cheng himself found it incredible.

After recording the video, Wei Cheng turned on the computer and performed a series of violent operations.

"This is your excuse for breaking up~ If you had to do it all over again..."

Great! Done!

Seeing that he was almost a different world version of the Lord of Shadow Stream, Wei Cheng felt very satisfied.

Not to mention anything else, just by posting this video, with that rhythm, someone will definitely get poisoned.

This is simply a living form of mental pollution! Even Wei Cheng, a video producer, almost couldn't get out after watching it.

"Then, next..."

Considering that he is still a newbie in Guishou, uploading one video at a time may not necessarily make him popular, so Wei Cheng plans to make another one.

As the saying goes, [If you don’t delay updates, you are not considered an UP owner], right?

In this case, I will imitate the short skirt boss and use this theme to make an all-star ghost!

Brother Short Skirt has always been famous for his four-character magic. Since the world doesn't have his brilliance yet, let me carry forward this brilliance.

Editing, material selection, integration. Wei Cheng started production item by item, trying his best to get closer to the final work of the master in his impression.

However, things didn't go so smoothly this time.

As soon as I started, I understood the difficulty of making videos. Even though Wei Cheng had a rough plot and humorous points provided by the system, the materials collected were different after all. Many things needed to be corrected by oneself, and various jokes also needed to be found.

Content is replaced.

After stumbling to put the video together, Wei Cheng was still not satisfied.

If it is just to gain fame, this level is enough, but it is far inferior to the original work with a short skirt and a big skirt.

"If only I had the idea of ​​a short skirt..."

Thinking of this, Wei Cheng suddenly had a new idea.

Since there are memories about ghosts, animals and music, they all come from the system.

Does that mean that in the time provided by the system, he can make excellent ghost animals?

Wei Cheng glanced at the few commercial coins left and gritted his teeth.

"If you can't bear the child, you can't trap the wolf. Isn't it just 20 business coins? If you can't even bear these small coins, how can you make a fortune?"

So, Wei Cheng spent business coins to start his training time again and started making videos again.

(End of chapter)


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