Soon, in full view of everyone, Yan He prepared a bag of garlic, a steamer basket, and a whole bucket of unopened xiaolongbao, and placed them on the bedside table in such a dazzling array.
During this period, Old Wei could only let Tianyi continue to press him. Looking at Yan He's slender back busy here and there, there was nothing he could do to help.
"It's strange that there has been such a big commotion. Even the most sane fool should wake up. Why is Tianyi still so sleepy?"
He boldly touched Luo Tianyi's sleeping face with his fingers. Wei Cheng seriously doubted whether the girl was pretending to sleep?
"Uh-huh... xiaolongbao, red bean paste bun, custard bun with sesame egg yolk~"
However, the next moment, the sleep talk coming out of the girl's mouth interrupted Wei Cheng's suspicion.
I really slept to death!
Is this a dream about food?
Otherwise, when he had just sat up to communicate with Xinhua, and when he was talking to Yanhe, he had made a lot of noise, and as a result, Luo Tianyi hadn't woken up from his sleep, or else he had dreamed about food.
Come on...
"Okay, everything is ready!"
After a while, Yan He stopped what he was doing, and the table was filled with things, including rolls and rolls of toilet paper towels, the meaning of which was unknown.
"..."
Seeing Yan He neatly setting up the table and putting in three sticks of incense, Wei Cheng finally couldn't help but complain: "Yan He, are you saying goodbye? We are asking people to get up, not
Sacrifice to our ancestors!"
Holy shit! After taking the toilet paper, even the toilet paper started to be taken out!
If Yan He hadn't patted his chest hard to ensure that this was a necessary item to wake up Luo Tianyi, Wei Cheng would have thought that Yan He was going to be saved!
"Stop talking! Old Wei, just watch and watch." However, just after setting up the altar table and burning incense, Yan He was different from his usual gentle character. First, he glared at Wei Cheng fiercely, as if he was a fried animal.
lioness.
Wei Cheng: "..."
Mmp, just a reminder, why are you so cruel?
...And, holy shit! Yan He, when did you change clothes? At least give me some mental preparation!
I saw a Yin Yang Talisman unfolding slowly. What Yan He was wearing at this moment was no longer the usual pair of shorts, but a black and white outfit with Tai Chi patterns pinned everywhere. At the same time, in the song "Mr. Yin Yang",
A new set of clothes was designed for Yan He by a man named i who did not want to be named.
I have to say that at this time of year, Yan He was quite shocked wearing this outfit, but for Wei Cheng, who was used to seeing long legs, it was a bit unfamiliar.
Seeing this, Yan He first cast an apologetic look at Wei Cheng, then waved his whisk, clicked on the player, and started playing a Chuanxin song.
When the incense was released, the incense swayed, and suddenly a strange wind blew through the room, amplifying the volume in the girl's mouth dozens of times, turning it into an external release mode.
And a strange scene also happened here.
Luo Tianyi, who was lying on Old Wei's body and had been motionless before, slowly stood up, twisted his neck stiffly like a puppet, and took the lead in singing the incomprehensible lyrics:
Luo Tianyi: "One day when I had nothing to do, I asked Yan He to tell a joke. Before he could finish speaking, he started laughing~"
Yan He: "(Ea~ Yeah) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~"
Yan He: "(Eagle) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~"
It started out as a normal melody, but from the moment Yan He started laughing, it completely changed.
After that, Wei Cheng could only remember... Luo Tianyi and Yan He, the two began to laugh crazily at each other. The laughter spread all over the world. It was originally limited to one room, but with the expansion of the sky blue sound range, it spread all over the world.
The whole house even began to spread to the outside of the house.
"Later we translated it and it became a Japanese joke!"
"Tell it to my friends and listen to them laugh..."
"(咿~Yeah) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha~"
The voice of 'Hahaha...' was endless, especially magical and contagious. For a moment, all the staff in the mansion couldn't help but laugh after hearing the advice and Luo Tianyi's laughter.
Swing along with the melody.
After laughing, a strange male voice even appeared, and the laughter spread throughout the square, making people shudder. The two danced together in the room, with the tendency to transform the entire street into a mental hospital...
Needless to say, this must be a prank that Luo Tianyi and Yan He wanted to play on themselves together, right?
It's a pity...it's of no use. He just returned from the dream of the dark sea of fire. Wei Cheng's mind is already stronger than he imagined. Even if the incident happened suddenly, he would only be affected by Luo Tianyi who looked like a zombie at the beginning.
He was just frightened by the turning of his head, but his expression returned to normal after a moment. Listening to the infectious laughter, I even had the urge to laugh along...
Wei Cheng almost started laughing, but when he was struck by the laughter, the sorrowful soul in his body rioted, causing Wei Cheng to wake up instantly.
"That's enough for you!"
First, Wei Cheng cleverly secretly recorded a piece of music. With a dark face, each person used a knife to forcefully stop Luo Tianyi who was dancing on top of him.
"Hahahahahaha...burp! Old Wei, what are you doing? Tianyi is singing happily!"
"Have fun singing?"
After hearing Luo Tianyi's reply, Wei Cheng's face turned even darker.
If I ask you to continue singing with Yan He, after a few minutes, I'm afraid someone will open the door and offer warmth. Do you call this singing happily?
Even if you want to organize some things in the underworld, you have to choose a time to do it! Don’t they know what month it is recently?
Helplessly stroking his forehead, Wei Cheng looked at Yan He and said with a black line on his face: "I... Tianyi has been awake from the beginning, right?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "If nothing happens, I will continue to sleep. After all, I can't use my blood all day today, so I want to sleep!"
Wei Cheng felt tired and originally wanted to ask about the name of the song just now, but when he saw Luo Tianyi who had just emerged from the bed with disheveled clothes, his face suddenly turned red and he wrapped himself back in the quilt.
"Sleep, you're so numb! You've been sleeping for so long, why don't you sleep on nothing?" Seeing that the matter had been revealed, Luo Tianyi simply snorted and lifted up Wei Cheng's quilt.
"Are you poisonous? Just play poisonous songs. I don't want to argue with you...but I am a patient now!" Wei Cheng suddenly became unhappy and sat up from the bed, protesting strongly.
"Patient, hehe... Then do you want to sing the "Song of Psychosis" with me and Yanhe just now?"
It turns out that the name of the song just now is called "The Song of Psychosis"...
This idea drifted through Wei Cheng's mind, but he quickly returned to reality and tried to snatch his quilt back, but was unable to catch Luo Tianyi who was running around the room because of his weakness in hands and feet.
"Humph~ Wei Cheng, Wei Cheng... Tianyi has not forgotten that you promised me before that as long as Tianyi wins the battle, you will help Tianyi cook a full meal of Manchu and Chinese. Now that you have recovered, you can eat
If you can't walk in bed, why don't you hurry up and help Tianyi cook a sumptuous meal!"
"Tsk." Wei Cheng clicked his tongue in displeasure and said helplessly: "Tianyi, you told me that I am a patient. Although I can get out of bed and walk, making a full banquet is very energy-consuming. I can't do it at all now.
ah!"
"Otherwise... think about it, how about I treat you to a big meal when I come back from the Divine Mirror Trial?"
"Hmm~"
Facing Wei Cheng's persuasion, Luo Tianyi tilted his head, looking cute, and then said with a smile: "What you said... seems like I'm coercing a woman over a man, which doesn't sound good!
But ~ Old Wei, don’t think that Tianyi doesn’t know. As a warrior who has contracted with the singer, you can extract Tianyi’s sound energy and use it as your own power, right? Since you have no energy and blood, then extract my power.
Wouldn’t that be great? For the sake of the Man-Han banquet, Tianyi can tolerate this kind of thing!"
"Uh...I don't care, I want to sleep!"
What a joke!
When I use that kind of power, my appearance will change into a gray-haired beautiful girl, which is almost the same as Luo Tianyi. I also want to save face!
"I'm not Balala, the little demon fairy. I can change if you ask me to. I don't want to lose face!"
Using all his strength, Wei Cheng finally snatched the quilt over and wrapped his whole body in it, as if he really didn't intend to come out.
"Hmph! I think you are Wu Shiranui Mai's younger brother! Don't sleep, get up quickly and cook for Tenyi!"
Seeing Wei Cheng resisting desperately, Luo Tianyi suddenly felt unhappy. He spread out his light wings from behind and sent the quilt directly to an unknown place, leaving Wei Cheng without a quilt to hold him and could only be exposed to the lustful power of the two women.
"Gululu..."
At this moment, Luo Tianyi's belly made a sound of protest at the right time, causing the girl to cross her waist, eyes like lightning, and looked at Wei Cheng with wolf-like eyes, looking like an old man.
If Wei doesn't make a Man-Han banquet, it looks like he will be eaten alive.
"……(Afraid)"
Seeing Luo Tianyi's look like a hungry wolf, Wei Cheng no longer cared about his own face, so he had no choice but to get up from the bed, reluctantly summoned Mini Tianyi, and activated the singer's resonance mode.
Become a cross-dressing boss with pigtails.
smack smack smack smack
However, Wei Cheng had just finished transforming when he heard a series of shutter sounds ringing from his ears. Yan He held the camera and captured the figure of Wei Cheng after he transformed into a cross-dressing boss. Wei Cheng, who was wearing pigtails, was stunned.
With a look of embarrassment on his face, he immediately felt the urge to unlock the resonance of the singer.
"Okay! Old Wei, hurry into the kitchen and help Tianyi cook! Tianyi is also a singer after all, and you still have the physical strength to support you in cooking a meal. Just draw an endless stream of energy from me!
"
Luo Tianyi forcefully slapped Wei Cheng, who was about the same height as himself, with a tongue that was as bright as a lotus flower and words like tiger and wolf that he spat out, which almost made Wei Cheng fall to the ground.
As luck would have it, at this moment, the door was kicked open violently. Xingchen and Le Zhengling, who had just entered the room, were stunned when they saw the scene in the room.
In Le Zhengling's eyes, the two Luo Tianyi were having sex on the bed, and Luo Tianyi himself happened to say the line "extract endless energy". In an instant, Miss Ling had a lot of thoughts.
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"Old Wei, what are you doing!"
"Wow, Miss Aya, listen to me, these are all misunderstandings..."
"I won't listen! I originally wanted to say that you were injured and came here to express condolences, but then I turned around and saw that you were going to attack Tianyi? Let me, Le Zhengling, punish you on behalf of Yue!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
In the end, Wei Cheng rubbed his waist that was almost broken by being kicked, and finally explained the cause and effect to Le Zhengling, and then Luo Tianyi rushed him to the kitchen to cook.