Chapter 1085: Metkai, is Xiao Li your illegitimate son?
If you want to ask Hao Shuai who has the best impression of the Twelve Konoha heroes~~
That should be Rock Lee, who has the same watermelon head, the same thick eyebrows and the same green tights as Matt Kay.
It is said that Kishimoto created this person based on Bruce Lee's prototype.
In addition, she often wears a pink cheongsam and a small-breasted top, and her hairstyle is a traditional flower-planting bun.
Just when Hao Shuai was planning to say hello to Locke Li and Tiantian, Metkai said with a serious face after introducing each other: "Since the Hokage has left, let's take advantage of the passion of youth before it cools down.
, Let’s continue the fight just now?!”
"The passion of youth?" Hao Shuai touched his chin and said, "Okay, I understand what you mean. Let's go. I'll ask you to go to the custom shop to vent your passion."
"Custom shop??" Metkai said angrily: "Baga! I didn't mean that!"
"It's okay. Although this is the first time we've met, I always feel that I'm very attached to you. So don't be polite to me." Hao Shuai said enthusiastically: "Kakashi, let's go too!"
"Asshole! I never go to that kind of place."*2
Metkai and Kakashi yelled at the same time.
No way~~
After all, Neji, Tiantian and these children are watching. If you don't stand firm, what if they believe it?
How can they maintain the dignity of their teacher then?
"Two unmarried men never go there?!" Hao Shuai's eyes flickered back and forth between Kakashi and Metkai, and finally he seemed to have discovered some great secret, and said in horror: "Do you like it?
Man, you two have an affair?!"
Speaking of this, Hao Shuai unconsciously moved away from Kakashi and Metkai.
As Hao Shuai finished speaking, the scene suddenly fell into silence.
"Asshole! I don't like men's style!"*2
After a while, Metkai and Kakashi yelled at the same time.
"Look~ they said that you two have no legs, and you can even talk so well." Hao Shuai touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "And I heard that the two of you train and spar together every day, so it won't be long before you fall in love.
Bar!"
After Hao Shuai said this, Tiantian and several people unconsciously recalled the past of Metkai and Kakashi, but suddenly believed it in their hearts, so that they subconsciously moved away from the two of them.
In fact, not to mention Tiantian and the others, even Kakashi and Metkai glanced at each other subconsciously. After seeing each other's eyes, their anus tightened, and then they looked at Hao Shuai angrily.
"Asshole~~I want to have a duel between men with you." Metkai roared.
Although Kakashi didn't say anything, looking at his stern expression and the kunai that appeared in his hand, you could tell how he was feeling at the moment.
"It's a joke~~It's just a joke, don't take it seriously~~" Hao Shuai kept retreating in fear as he looked at the two Kakashi who were gradually surrounding him.
As Hao Shuai gave in, Kakashi and Metkai also stopped.
"Well, it's nice to meet you today. I'm leaving now. I have to go to class tomorrow!" Seeing that it was getting late, Hao Shuai waved goodbye to Kakashi and others and prepared to go back to his residence.
Unexpectedly, half way through, Hao Shuai suddenly stopped, turned around and asked: "Maitkai, I have always wanted to ask you a question, that is, is Rock Lee your illegitimate son? Otherwise, why are you so similar?!"
After saying that, Hao Shuai slipped away in a few steps, leaving Metka and the others messy in the wind.
…
Ninja school~~
Early in the morning, Iruka took Hao Shuai into the classroom and introduced Hao Shuai's identity with a smile: "Students, this is Teacher Hao Shuai. From now on, until you graduate, he will be
Your Taijutsu class teacher teaches you Taijutsu."
"Wow~~ The new teacher looks so young and handsome!!"
"Yeah~ He's even more handsome than Sasuke-kun~~"
"So handsome~ I wonder if he has a girlfriend?"
…
As soon as Iruka finished speaking, there was a burst of whispers in the classroom, all of which were girls talking.
"I knew it would be like this." Iruka helplessly covered his forehead with an expression that said he knew it earlier!!
When he saw Hao Shuai reporting in his office with an appointment letter, Iruka was somewhat opposed.
After all, the little girls in the class usually hang around Sasuke every day, let alone seeing Hao Shuai, who is more handsome and charming than Sasuke.
But Hao Shuai was personally approved by the Sandaime, so what could Iruka say?
"I disagree!"
Just when Iruka wanted to interrupt the girls' discussion, a little kid in the classroom stood up and slapped the table, saying coldly: "Those who can come here to serve as teachers are all strong people. He is a nobody and has not been proven. He has
Who are you qualified to teach us?"
Iruka: "..."
You say it as if I am strong, but I always feel like you are embodying me!
Besides, I’m just teaching a bunch of brats like you, do you still need to be strong?!
However, seeing that Sasuke has always been number one in the class and a famous genius, and out of his love for top students, Iruka could only explain: "Sasuke-san, Mr. Hao Shuai's appointment was approved by the Hokage."
"So you came in through the back door!" Sasuke said disdainfully.
Iruka felt very tired at this moment. He had no choice but to look at the person involved, Hao Shuai, to see what Hao Shuai would say.
Hao Shuai didn't know that Iruka was looking at him. After seeing the little kid stand up, Hao Shuai looked him up and down.
A dark blue short-sleeved shirt with a high collar, white sleeves and shorts, a fire fan embroidered on the back of the shirt, black hair and black eyes, and a handsome face that is only slightly worse than Hao Shuai~~
"With this attire and arrogant look, he must be Sasuke Uchiha, the second pillar, one of the two biggest pigs in the Hokage, right?" Hao Shuai thought: "By the way, when the second pillar stood up against me, was it because of himself?
Are you more handsome than him and stealing his limelight?"
And Iruka's words also confirmed that the little kid in front of him was indeed Uchiha Sasuke.
At this time, Iruka saw that Hao Shuai was silent and could only say: "Sasuke-san, Mr. Hao Shuai was beaten yesterday~~~"
Just when Iruka was about to tell about the battle between Hao Shuai and Metkai yesterday, Hao Shuai interrupted him with a wave of his hand and said: "So, how does Sasuke-san want the teacher to prove himself?"
"It's very simple! If he wants to teach me, he must have the strength to defeat me." Erzhu said with a cold smile.
"Beat you?" Hao Shuai was amused when he heard this. He finally understood why Erzhuzi was called the King of Forces again. He was really good at pretending!
"What? Don't you dare?" Erzhu asked provocatively.
Hao Shuai ignored him, but looked at the other people in the class. The girls were okay, they were just admiring Hao Shuai's beauty, while the other boys looked at Hao Shuai with unconvinced expressions.
"It seems that many classmates have the same thoughts as Sasuke!" Hao Shuai shrugged and said, "Why don't you all come together? As long as anyone can touch the corner of my clothes, I will lose and I will leave immediately~