Chapter 1186 Tsunade is a poor drinker and an even worse drinker!
The next morning~~
The sound of birds chirping outside the window gradually woke Tsunade up from her deep sleep. She still had some headaches and dizziness due to her hangover.
But after she calmed down a little, she immediately felt that the weight of the quilt on her body was wrong.
So he opened his eyes and looked down.
The next moment, Tsunade's eyes twitched, and then bursts of anger ignited in her heart!!
Tsunade was not surprised by her large-shaped sleeping position, because Tsunade knew that this was how she slept after drinking, but what made her eyes twitch was the condition of her body at this time.
Hao Shuai, who was sleeping in her clothes, was half-lying on top of her. His right face was pressed against a soft ball and he was drooling while sleeping. His left arm was hugging another ball. The most serious thing was that Tsunade's clothes were completely open.
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Seeing that her clothes were still there, Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief.
But when she thought of Hao Shuai's posture, the veins on Tsunade's forehead suddenly popped out. After taking two deep breaths, Tsunade clenched her right fist and punched him.
"Bang~~"
Poor Hao Shuai was still in his sleep when he was smashed out of the hotel by Tsunade's strange power. He was thrown hundreds of meters away and a large ravine was plowed on the ground.
"Test~~ Big fat sheep, you murdered your own husband!!" Hao Shuai, who was hit so hard, naturally couldn't sleep anymore. When he woke up, he yelled at Tsunade who was chasing him.
"You damn brat, either you die today or I die!"
Tsunade scolded angrily, the anger in her heart burning even more intensely.
"Look at what you said." Hao Shuai said calmly: "We are an old married couple, how can we die!!"
"Hmph~ You despicable villain, you took advantage of me while I was drunk! Go to hell~~" Tsunade said angrily.
As soon as she finished speaking, she hit the ground with her guarding foot, creating a circular pit again. Then she stepped forward, her body rose up, and she charged towards Hao Shuai again.
Hao Shuai didn't want to confront her head-on, so he used Lingbo Micro Steps, and the strong wind roared all over his body, driving his figure to be fast and agile.
After evading the opponent's attack again, Hao Shuai did not forget to joke: "Who took advantage of others' danger? It was you who took the initiative to drag me into the room last night."
"Stop talking about your bullshit, and I will take the initiative to drag you into the room?!" Tsunade felt the anger in her heart getting even worse, and she hit her with her elbow.
At this moment, Tsunade felt that Hao Shuai was a person who dared to do things but not take responsibility.
"You don't believe it?" Hao Shuai continued to dodge and said, "Remember what happened last night yourself? Otherwise, you can call Jingyin and ask!!"
Seeing Hao Shuai swearing so confidently, Tsunade stopped what she was doing in doubt and began to recall what happened last night.
Hao Shuai really didn’t fool Tsunade~~
It was indeed her who dragged him into the room last night.
Hao Shuai also didn't expect that Tsunade's drinking capacity would be so bad, and her wine quality was even worse.
In fact, we can’t say that Tsunade is a poor drinker~~
It was because she had never drunk liquor with such a high concentration.
It’s okay if you haven’t drunk it~~
She was not afraid of death and had a drinking contest with Hao Shuai, a loser.
The result is naturally predictable.
Originally, Hao Shuai saw that Tsunade was drunk and he had won, so he planned to send her back to the room to rest with Shizune.
Unexpectedly, Tsunade, who was not a good drinker, kept mumbling that she was not drunk and would not go back to her room until she died.
After finally sending her back to the room with great effort, she pulled Hao Shuai back to prevent him from leaving. Qianqianyi哾
The drunken man shouted boldly: "Didn't you say that I am yours? Come on~~~"
As a mature man, Hao Shuai would naturally not give in when being provoked like this.
He immediately sent Shizune away and stayed.
Fortunately, although Hao Shuai was a bit of a scumbag, he was still a principled person. He didn't do anything interesting while he was drunk. Instead, he lay naked next to Tsunade and fell asleep.
As for why he was lying on top of Tsunade when he woke up early in the morning?
This is just a habit...
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After Hao Shuai's reminder, Tsunade finally recalled what happened last night.
Hao Shuai was relieved for this.
It's a pity that Hao Shuai forgot~~
Never share the truth with a woman.
"Worse than a beast!"
Tsunade became so angry that she hit the ground with her Tenshou Kick, and a circular crater burst out again.
She bounced up and punched Hao Shuai with both fists.
At this time, Tsunade was not relieved because she figured out the whole story, but she was even more angry because of what Hao Shuai did.
A stunning beauty like me is lying in the room and letting you do whatever you want, and yet you just lie down and sleep next to her?!
Who are you looking down on!
Is I so unattractive?
Something worse than an animal!!
It's really unbearable for my uncle and aunt. If I don't beat him to death, it's hard to get rid of the hatred of being humiliated!
The unprepared Hao Shuai dodged the fists, but was helpless in the face of the ensuing knee collision and had to reach out to block it.
boom!
The violent force knocked him away, and Tsunade chased after him again.
"Wow, Tsunade, do you need to be so cruel? You want to kill people and silence them, right?" Hao Shuai rubbed his sore arms and said, "You said you are in your forties or fifties, why are you still so angry?
?Isn’t it because menopause has arrived?!”
"Go to hell!"
Tsunade bared her teeth, her heart filled with rage.
This bastard, he obviously looks like a human being, but why does what he says become so irritating!
The two sentences are not far from my age!
Yes~~
I am a little older, but I am still as beautiful as a flower and always young.
I don’t know who is trying to get my mother to obey him!!
Tsunade, who became more and more angry as she thought about it, didn't even listen to what Hao Shuai said, and chased him and beat him fiercely.
At this moment, the entire Tushu Street was bombarded with indiscriminate bombings, the ground was cracked, and the town was shaking.
The residents of the town were trembling, fearing that the powerful ninja might accidentally destroy their homes.
This is the sorrow of ordinary people in the world of high martial arts. Living in a world with these ninjas who destroy the world in minutes, unless you become one of them, you can only live like a quail.
Hao Shuai also knew that she would not give up until Tsunade vented her anger, and could only resist Tsunade's crazy attacks.
Fortunately, ninjas are not good at protracted battles, and Tsunade's career as a gambler for more than ten years has weakened her strength.
The actual combat effectiveness is still very strong, but it cannot last long because the physical fitness is too bad.
So after a while of beating, she felt a little cramped, her hands and feet were weak, and she couldn't live up to her previous arrogance.
In the original plot, the same was true for her. She only fought with Kabuto Yakushi, who only had the strength of an elite Jonin, for a short time, and her bones and muscles reached their limits.
Although there may be some involvement in this, it also shows that her current physical fitness is really bad.
After dodging Tsunade's strange punches one after another, he clearly felt that the force of Tsunade's fists was not as strong as before.
Seeing the other party panting and sweating profusely, Hao Shuai didn't know that Tsunade was about to wither.
At that moment, he laughed loudly: "Tsunade, my wife, you can't fight anymore! That's right! Fighting and killing is not good!"
Unexpectedly, with this stimulation, Tsunade exploded again, and even began to form seals to release the Yin seal on her forehead...