Did you come to the desert to look for treasures?" The boss asked casually.
"Treasure? Isn't the desert full of sand? Where are some bullshit treasures?
As Hao Shuai came to the desert for the first time, after the initial novelty, he was already listless and depressed when he arrived at the hotel. Fortunately, he felt refreshed after taking a shower and refreshing himself. At this time, he heard
The boss said something immediately.
"Then I won't disturb your meal." Hao Shuai's venomous tongue directly drove the boss away.
"Boss, don't be angry. This friend of mine has become a little angry recently, but he is actually a very good person."
Jack is busy trying to smooth things over.
"Although you shouldn't take out your temper on others, this boss is not a good person, and he is also greedy for money. He will betray our whereabouts tomorrow. It seems that we can't save him the decoration tonight."
Hao Shuai was thinking about something while he was putting food in his mouth. Ada and Elsa's daily bickering could be heard in his ears. When Hao Shuai came to his senses, he found that everyone had left.
Hao Shuai asked the boss to bring some more food. After all, Hao Shuai now practices Chinese martial arts and eats an amazing amount every day. He usually doesn’t dare to open his food in front of Jack and the others for fear of scaring them. Now that they are all gone, of course he has to eat a lot.
A meal.
When Hao Shuai finished eating all the food, he was about to go back to the room. As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw Elsa in disguise standing at the door of ada, about to push the door open and go in.
Hao Shuai stopped her. "What are you doing? Why are you dressed like this?"
"I just came over to take a look, and Jack and the others were kicked out. I felt like Jack and the others were being threatened, so I disguised myself and gave them weapons." Elsa looked like a retard who was about to praise me for my intelligence.
"Okay, then you go in first to attract the other party's attention, I will ambush at the door, and Jack and I will work together to deal with them later." Hao Shuai thought for a while and said.
When Elsa, the pig teammate, opened the door, what he saw was Jack and the gangster lying at the door, and then the gangster pointed a gun at him.
As a result, pig teammate Elsa saw a gun pointed at her, screamed and jumped behind Hao Shuai, exposing Hao Shuai.
……
In the room, Hao Shuai and four others stood in a row, and two gangsters opposite took guns and pointed them at them
"We don't want to hurt anyone, hand over the map and keys quickly," Gangster A said.
"I really didn't. You also searched my room. Do I look like I'm lying? You don't believe it, and there's nothing I can do..." ada defended.
Hao Shuai knew that a wonderful scene was coming. If it weren't for this wonderful scene, Hao Shuai would have killed the two gangsters long ago. Moreover, Hao Shuai had already deployed a layer of telekinesis in front of the four of them to prevent the gangsters from shooting.
While Ada was defending against the gangsters, pig teammates Elsa and Jack made eye contact, and then suddenly pulled off Ada's bath towel. Hao Shuai took the opportunity to glance at Ada several times, thinking to himself: Sure enough, she is white and big. It is said that the early female stars were all dedicated.
Ah! Just sacrifice what needs to be sacrificed. It’s not like today’s female stars who cut out pictures while filming a movie. They have no professionalism at all!
Of course, Hao Shuai has only experienced eye addiction. I have no sexual interest in ada. She is not Hao Shuai’s cup of tea.
While Hao Shuai was admiring the big and white color, he took advantage of everyone's carelessness to control the wooden stick on the ground and smashed Bandit A's pistol. He rushed up, grabbed Bandit B's pistol with his left hand, knocked off the pistol with his right hand, and joined the gangster.
B starts fighting.
Jack also reacted at this time, rushed forward, kicked away the pistol on the ground, and punched Gangster A.
Ada and Elsa took advantage of the two gangsters being entangled by Hao Shuai and quickly ran out of the room with the keys.
Seeing this, the two gangsters also abandoned Hao Shuai and chased them out
When Hao Shuai and the two chased him out, they happened to see Ada throw the key on the thatched roof, "Jack, no, the key fell there, please think of a way." Elsa said anxiously to Jack.
"Don't worry, don't jump, it will collapse." Jack hurriedly warned a few people and prepared to jump.
The mercenaries didn't care about that much. The mercenary on the ada side climbed over the railing and jumped down at the same time as Jack.
However, his luck didn't seem to be very good. He fell directly when he stepped on the thatch roof, but Jack was lucky enough to jump onto the thatch roof.
Hao Shuai, who was chasing after him, looked at the fallen gangster A with sympathy on his face. It must have hurt a lot. Hao Shuai said that he could only feel sorry for him.
Jack breathed a sigh of relief and was about to slowly move to pick up the key. At this time, he was very careful, otherwise he would be the result of an inadvertent gangster.
"Ah, no, Jack, those bad guys are here." Elsa shouted anxiously when she saw Gangster B approaching.
At this time, ada, one of the masters of cheating and cheating teammates, did forget Jack’s previous instructions.
"Oh, you are so stupid, I have to take care of it." Ada walked to Elsa and stretched his legs to get out of the gap in the railing.
"Hey, what are you doing? Don't come down." Jack shouted in horror when he saw that ada was preparing to commit suicide and take him with him.
"Really, take your time, stay there and don't move, let me do it..." Before he could finish his words, 'Boom' thatched grass must have been overwhelmed and fell down with the two of them.
"Wow, it's so big and white, I'll never tire of it." Hao Shuai sighed with emotion as he looked at the bath towel held by Elsa.
At this time, the door behind Elsa opened, and the hotel owner came out holding a machine gun: "Don't be afraid, where are the thieves with me?"
Elsa's eyes lit up when she saw the machine gun in the boss's hand and she hurriedly said: "There are the two of them, shoot, shoot quickly. My friend is still down there."
The boss extended his hand to Elsa and said: "money, no money no shoot."
The impatient Elsa took out a handful of money from her trouser pocket and put it in front of the boss: "Here you go."
"Deal." The boss took the money, and at the same time took the machine gun and handed it to Elsa, saying, "You shoot it yourself, I'll sell it to you."
Elsa took the gun with a confused look on her face, and before she could react, she saw the two gangsters were about to walk towards Jack and the others, and pulled the trigger in excitement.
Then the whole hotel remembered the sound of gunfire and bullets flying everywhere. Elsa couldn't control the recoil of the machine gun and started to rush wildly.
And Hao Shuai wisely hid behind the pillar the moment she fired, and at the same time placed a layer of telekinesis in front of him just in case. It doesn't matter whether you are a dead Taoist friend or not a poor Taoist.
Seeing that there was nothing they could do, the two gangsters broke into the door and ran away despite the sound of gunfire.
After a while, the gunfire stopped, and Hao Shuai and the boss of the pillar opposite leaned out from behind Elsa.
"How about it? It's very powerful, isn't it?" Before the boss was happy, he saw a messy hotel and burst into tears.
Seeing that the profiteer boss paid a heavy price for his greed for money, Hao Shuai silently praised Elsa in his heart.
Downstairs, Jack and Ada came out and saw the result. Jack decisively gave Elsa a thumbs up.
Elsa, the pig teammate who received the compliment, was so proud that she accidentally pulled the trigger again.
The gunfire started roaring again, and then everyone ran away with their heads in their hands.
Then the group returned to the room to make some repairs and then began to rest.