Chapter 960: Grandma: Xiaoqing, why have you gained so much weight?
"Sir, what are you looking for?" Xiao Qing leaned on Hao Shuai's chest and asked softly.
Looking at Xiao Qing who was trying to show off his coquettishness in front of him, Hao Shuai was not interested at all.
Although this little green one is pretty good, especially the plump one that is more delicate and dazzling than ice and snow as far as the eye can see, Hao Shuai's taste has been cultivated now. It's not a stunning beauty plus celebrity effect, it can't attract anyone at all.
Hao Shuai's heart fluctuated.
It's a pity that Xiaoqing didn't know. Seeing Hao Shuai standing there blankly, she thought that Hao Shuai was fascinated by his beauty, so she started to perform even harder.
"My benefactor, when I came here just now, my ankle was sprained trying to avoid the wolves. Could you please take a look at it?"
After saying that, Xiao Qing lifted up her long legs, slowly lifted them up, and pulled up the hem of her soft long skirt, revealing her delicate and smooth feet and crystal white calves.
"o(︶︿︶)oala~~"
Hao Shuai grabbed the opponent's wrist with a slightly disappointed expression and said, "Forget it, it's already here, let me vent my anger!"
Xiaoqing: "??"
What was waiting for Xiaoqing was not Hao Shuai's broad mind, but Hao Shuai grabbing her and slamming her against the wall.
Then Hao Shuai raised his other hand.
"Unrecognizable!"
"Ahhhh~~"
"Invincible Grasping* Dragon Grasping Hand!"
"Ahhhh~~"
"Spirit Snake Caving!!"
"Ahhhh~~"
…
Xiaoqing's shrill screams echoed through the entire Lanruo Temple.
That is to say, Hao Shuai was worried that the sound would be too loud, so he set up a soundproofing ban in advance. Otherwise, Xiaoqing would have woken up Yan Chixia and the others long ago.
After a while, Hao Shuai, who felt much better, stopped and looked at Xiao Qing, who was lying on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face and a full circle of fat. He grabbed him and threw him out of the meditation room, saying coldly: "
If you dare to appear in front of me when you are so ugly, I will give you a beating next time you see me!"
After saying that, Hao Shuai closed the door with a bang, leaving the traumatized Xiaoqing alone in the dark, dragging her traumatized body and mind back to the outside of Lanruo Temple, where the thousand-year-old tree demon built a villa in the dense forest.
In the garden.
As soon as Xiaoqing entered the garden, the indistinguishable male and female voice of the thousand-year-old tree demon whose back was turned to her rang out: "Xiaoqing, is there anything you can gain?"
Xiaoqing raised her head and said: "Grandma, please forgive me, Xiaoqing~~"
"Oh, let me go~~ Where did this ugly ghost come from? How dare you sneak into grandma's villa, see if I don't beat you to death." Before Xiaoqing could finish his words, he was startled by the dryad grandma.
The sound interrupted.
But it was Xiaoqing's ghostly appearance that startled the thousand-year-old tree demon who turned around.
"Grandma~ It's me! Xiaoqing!!" Xiaoqing said hurriedly, fearing that her soul would be saved by the tree demon later.
"Xiao Qing?" The thousand-year-old tree demon looked at it carefully for a while, vaguely saw Xiao Qing's shadow, and said angrily: "Didn't I ask you to go out to find blood food? Why did you become so fat in just a short while?"
"Who did you go to fight with? And you lost?!"
As a tyrant in Guobei County, seeing Xiao Qing being beaten like this, the thousand-year-old tree demon was extremely angry.
Of course, she wasn't feeling sorry for Xiaoqing being beaten, but she was angry that there were monsters and ghosts who dared not deserve her respect. Don't you know that beating a dog depends on the owner?!
Xiao Qing's pretty face turned pale with fright, and she hurriedly explained: "Grandma, calm down, Xiao Qing has always kept to himself, how dare he make trouble outside. I was injured at Lanruo Temple."
"Isn't it Yan Chixia, that treacherous person?!" the thousand-year-old tree demon said in hatred.
"No, he is a scholar who is staying at Lanruo Temple tonight." Xiao Qing explained.
"Can a scholar hurt your ghost body?" The thousand-year-old tree demon didn't believe it: "Is he a martial arts master? Or a cultivator?"
"No, Xiaoqing didn't feel any real energy or mana fluctuations in him." Xiaoqing said, "I was beaten by him with physical force."
"Haha~~ If you can't hook up with a man, you can't hook up with him. What excuses are there for you!"
Before the dryad grandma finished speaking, Nie Xiaoqian, who heard the commotion and walked into the villa, interjected nonchalantly: "You dare to say that you were beaten by an ordinary scholar? Do you think grandma will believe it!!"
Xiaoqing glared at Nie Xiaoqian fiercely, and tried her best to defend herself to the dryad grandmother: "Everything Xiaoqing said is true, there is something abnormal about that scholar~~"
"What's wrong? I think you could at least be stronger. Look at how hard I beat you. My sister almost didn't recognize you." Nie Xiaoqian looked at Xiaoqing pretending to be distressed, but the smile in her eyes was
It can't be covered up no matter what.
"Grandma, I am happy for nothing, what use do you have for such a waste?" the dryad grandma in black robe scolded fiercely, looking at her with cold eyes.
From the outside, Grandma Dryad looks like a man, but her dress is more feminine. There is a lot of rouge and gouache on her old face, which makes people sick just looking at her.
Especially those thick lips, coated with cinnabar, are the most difficult to look at.
Coupled with his indistinguishable androgynous voice, he is really an old hermaphrodite.
But this is normal. After all, the banyan tree is a hermaphroditic plant, so as a thousand-year-old tree demon who has cultivated the banyan tree and become a spirit, he naturally inherited the characteristics of hermaphrodite.
Seeing that the tree demon was angry, Xiao Qing knelt on the ground and trembled: "Grandma, calm down, I really try my best to see, and please go around me once!"
Grandma Dryad waved her black robe and knocked Xiao Qing away hard: "Hmph~~ This time, in view of your hard work in the past, I will let you go for now."
"Thank you, grandma, for your kindness." Xiao Qing said tremblingly.
"Xiaoqian, I'll leave that scholar to you." After teaching Xiaoqing, the tree demon waved towards his leader. Nie Xiaoqian lost control of her body and flew to his side, saying pleasantly: "You won't let grandma down, right?"
"Xiaoqian doesn't dare to disappoint grandma. Now go and get the scholar's blood and yang energy for grandma to enjoy." Nie Xiaoqian lowered her head and replied obediently.
Grandma Dryad touched Nie Xiaoqian's head and said with satisfaction: "Xiaoqian is still the best behaved."
"Grandma loves Xiaoqian so much, so it's only right to do things for grandma." Xiaoqian lowered her eyebrows and said.
Although Xiaoqian said obedient words, the helplessness in the corners of her eyes could not be concealed.
…
Hao Shuai didn't know Xiao Qing's suffering after returning. After 'sending' Xiao Qing away, he returned to his room and kept cursing the thousand-year-old tree demon:
"From TNND, Ning Caichen is here as Xiaoqian, and I am here as Xiaoqing. Does that old hermaphrodite look down on me??"
"I am so handsome and so fierce~~"
"Hmph~ Sooner or later I will chop up that tree demon and use it as firewood!!"
…
Hao Shuai, who felt he had been discriminated against, kept talking for a long time, then he relieved his depression and planned to turn on the light and go to sleep.
At this moment, Hao Shuai, who has a keen hearing, suddenly heard an elegant sound of piano coming from the depths of Lanruo Temple. The music rose and fell gracefully, as if someone was playing and singing at the same time.
"Haha~~ I said a beating would be useful. Look, don't we have someone else here!!" Hao Shuai said with a smile: "And this Xiaoqian's skills in seducing people are far superior to Xiaoqing~~ She actually knows how to play
Play hard to get!"
Hao Shuai opened the door as he spoke and walked straight in the direction of the sound of the piano...