Chapter 1 I really don’t want to travel through time
"It's so heavy..."
Hao Jian felt as if he was being pressed into bed by a ghost.
No, using "like" to describe it seems a bit inaccurate...
"After you die, you should turn into a ghost, right? Could it be that... after I became a ghost... I was pressed into bed by a ghost again?"
There was darkness before his eyes, and although his consciousness was clear, he could not move.
Hao Jian struggled for a long time and tried many methods, but to no avail.
At this moment, he felt a trace of pain, a very weak pain...
Coming from the right hand...
"It can't... it can't be... a mosquito is biting me, right?" Hao Jian was thinking randomly in his mind, "No, since I can feel pain... doesn't it mean that I, Hao, am not actually dead yet?"
Hao Jian was suddenly surrounded by a huge sense of happiness. To his surprise, he realized that he could still control his hands.
I tried it and said it was controllable, but the movement was very, very slight.
He had used all his strength.
But even so, Hao Jian found that he could only move one finger slightly...
"I can't care about so much anymore... Since I'm still alive, I should stick to it! Even if I just move a finger first..."
"Concentrate! Focus! Grit your teeth! Keep moving..." Hao Jian roared in his heart.
slowly……
slowly……
He raised a middle finger...
The next second, Hao Jian felt like he was being pressed even harder...
…
At this moment, a strange memory suddenly appeared in his mind!
"It turns out... I was already dead, and then I traveled through time just like the hundreds of millions of time-traveling troops!"
After thinking about it for a while, Hao Jian finally understood.
The scenes before his death flashed by like a movie.
Thinking of this, Hao Jian couldn't help but feel angry in his heart!
unacceptable!
unacceptable!
unacceptable!
Things start from last year.
He was deeply impressed. It was a snowy winter evening.
When he passed under the overpass, he met a sloppy old Taoist priest.
As soon as the old Taoist priest saw Hao Jian, his eyes started to light up!
"Fortune telling, fortune telling, it's free, do you want it?"
Hao Jian: "...Isn't the free one the most expensive?"
The old Taoist stroked the messy beard on his chest and said with a smile: "You and I are strangers, but the old Taoist can tell at a glance that you have been orphaned since you were young, and you have no wife or children, right?"
Hao Jian was immediately frightened!
If you are fooled... things will become big!
"Come on, boy, let me show you your palm." The old Taoist priest said with a smile.
Hao Jian naturally stretched out his right hand, "Here, the man is on the left and the woman is on the right."
Old Taoist Priest: "...I'm sorry for my blindness, but I didn't realize that you just came back from Thailand."
Hao Jian felt a little embarrassed and changed his left hand.
The old Taoist priest looked at it and said casually: "Your hands are so big, you must be lonely, right?"
Hao Jian: "???"
The old Taoist priest's face was solemn and he spoke slowly: "Because... the bigger the palm, the lonelier it becomes!"
Hao Jian was startled, this old Taoist priest was not serious...
The silence has been dried up!
"Just kidding... Seriously, I'm just kidding. I can tell you responsibly that you will have a disaster in the next year! And it will be a big disaster!"
The old Taoist priest laughed dryly, then looked at Hao Jian carefully and said seriously.
Hao Jian sneered and said: "A bloody disaster? Old guy, what age are we in this...are you still doing this?"
The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "You didn't have any luck with women before! But as the saying goes, everything must be reversed, so your luck with women will be very strong in the next year! But you have to pay attention, during this year, you will be hurt by a woman who suddenly appears.
Very deep!”
"How deep?" Hao Jian curled his lips and said. As a solo man, he didn't believe the old Taoist priest's nonsense at all. "You might as well say that there will be a woman who suddenly appears and I will be fucked very deep!"
The old Taoist priest glanced sideways at Hao Jian, "It's no exaggeration to say... you will be injured to the point of no return!"
At first, Hao Jian didn't believe even a single punctuation mark, but what happened next was beyond his expectation!
His relationship with women has indeed become stronger, and he meets a girl almost every few weeks. He has been single for almost thirty years and feels weird...
From disbelief to conviction, Hao Jian insisted not to be close to women, even if there were cute lolita, sexy ladies...etc.!
But just before time travel, just before time travel!
He has never been close to women,
Suddenly someone rushed out from the corner,
The aunt riding an electric bike was knocked to the ground!
It was just this meter, and before he could stand up and think about what configuration he wanted for the Porsche...
The next second, Hao Jian was hit by a speeding truck!
So, Hao Jian’s previous life,
Thirty years in the human world,
It ended so unwillingly!
…
"You bad old man is very bad... your calculations are so accurate! I thought it was the pain of love and unforgettable scars... I didn't expect..."
Hao Jian thought sadly.
Withered vines, old trees and dim crows, be careful when you go out!
This is a bloody lesson!
While gritting his teeth, he took back his thoughts and thought about this life again...
The original owner of this body was also a very miserable young man. He was heavily in debt not long after he was born!
WTF? Indebted soon after birth?
Here's the thing.
The original owner's mother died after giving birth to him...
There is only one father who feeds him with shit and urine... Bah, raise him! Bah... Why is there still something wrong...
That’s what it means anyway.
As for himself, he was frail and sick due to congenital deficiencies, and his family was poor.
In order to raise him, when he was very young, his father Hao Xiong borrowed money from everywhere and asked doctors in the village to treat him. He also borrowed money from neighbors, seven aunts and eight aunts.
Seeing the memory of the cheap dad Hao Xiong taking the original owner around to borrow money, Hao Jian, who was an orphan in his previous life, couldn't help but feel a sore nose.
"Don't worry, the money you lent us will be repaid. All of it will be returned to you!" Hao Xiong would say categorically every time.
"Father's love is as tall and majestic as a mountain..." Thinking back to this, Hao Jian was so moved that he almost shed tears...
It wasn't until... later that the original owner became sensible and realized that he actually had a nickname...
...Call Tongtong!
In an instant, Hao Jian's already moist eyes...dried up!
Father's love is like a mountain... a landslide!
Later, not long ago, a group of defeated soldiers rushed into the mountain village.
Bandits pass like a comb, soldiers pass like a grate!
Not every troop is the cutest person!
Dad hid Hao Jian in the cellar, but Hao Xiong himself...
Gone!
Tongtong, who was heavily in debt, suddenly became even worse.
As the saying goes, misfortunes never come singly. After the war, the few acres of farmland and a thatched hut that the family owned were taken away by creditors. The original owner could only live in this ruined temple outside the village...
It was freezing cold, cold and hungry, and "Tongtong", who was already weak and sick, could not survive...
Then, there is no more...
The memory stops abruptly!
However, after looking through the original owner's memories, Hao Jian didn't understand what kind of world this was. He only knew that it was a troubled time similar to ancient China...
…
Hao Jian opened his eyes with difficulty and pulled off a ragged quilt on his body...
The so-called ghost pressure is actually just this thing...
I looked around and saw a ruined temple, a broken Buddha statue, a collapsed altar...
It has quite the charm of Lanruo Temple!
All it takes is Nie Xiaoqian...
Fortunately it was daytime, otherwise it would have been really scary...
"You start with a ruined temple... How the hell is this fun?" Hao Jian almost cried...
No system, no golden finger, no grandpa...
He doesn’t even have a healthy body...
Counting the armies traveling through all the worlds, it seems that the only one who can compare with Hao Jian at the beginning was Zhao Han, who was reduced to a slave at the beginning...
"Ding!"
At this moment, Hao Jian suddenly remembered a clear voice in his mind.
This sound is like the sound of coins falling to the ground, like the sound of nature!
Hao Jian's expression gradually changed. Judging from his experience, "Could it be...could this...be my plug-in?"
While mumbling to himself, a cute voice came from my mind.
"Hello, I, I am your system. First time we meet. Please give me your advice in the future!"
Hao Jian: "???"
"Hey, hey, it's my first time to be a system for a host, so I don't have much experience... If there is anything I don't do well, please understand and give me some advice. I will definitely do better, and I will do better and better.
OK."
Listening to the voice of this "system" that was one part joy, three parts excitement, five parts hope, and seven parts apprehension, Hao Jian became more and more confused.
System, this is not something difficult for Hao Jian to understand.
After all, the per capita system matters for the billions of people who have traveled through the starting point...
This is normal.
But generally speaking, the system is either cold and ruthless, or mechanically programmed... Even the charming one is not surprising!
But this is the first time I’ve seen such a cute and polite system!
It’s like an amateur system!
Amateur system... never heard of it!
As for the amateur series, Hao Jian was quite involved in his previous life...
Ahem...it's natural to understand!
Hao Jian thought for a while and asked doubtfully: "Well...if that's the case, what kind of system are you in?"
Don't think of it as a farming system... a vegetable selling system... or a dog-licking system or a green tea system...
"Honey, I... I haven't given myself a name yet, but... I, I'm very tired of it. I detected that the host is in danger, so I took you through the host... Follow the emergency, no, no prior notice
With your consent, you won’t blame me, right?”
Hao Jian raised his eyebrows, coughed twice, and said in a calm tone: "That's it... I won't do it next time!"
"Okay, okay, I, I remember!" the system said with some panic.
Hao Jian: "..."
Being so obedient made Hao Jian suddenly feel guilty for bullying a child...
"Forget it, after all, you saved my life! Now, without further ado, just give me the task. I can't wait to get the task reward." Hao Jian said with some anticipation.
"Okay, uh..." The system nurse responded cutely, and then said timidly: "Hey, mission... Host, what missions and rewards do you want... This is my first time, and I am still relatively new to business...
…Shall we discuss it?”
Hao Jian: "..."
I'll give it a try, can you still play like this?
I have the final say on tasks and rewards myself?
That's right, with such a weak system, Hao Jian felt that the subtext of this statement was that he had the final say!
Don't ask, if you ask, you will be the overbearing host!
The domineering way of casually saying "shift"...
In this case, let’s not rush the task now…
"Wait for the mission first. What kind of world is this? Do you know?"
After all, when traveling through the world, intelligence comes first!
What if this is a fairy world, and I want to be rewarded with "Dugu Nine Swords"... Wouldn't it become an outdated martial arts myth?
That's a bit sorry for the "first time" of the system...
"Oh, I forgot, wait a minute, let me take a look first, this is... is... the world of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"... In the future, when I accumulate enough energy, I can go to many, many other worlds.
!”
Hao Jian was shaken all over, and then again, and again!
This is... Zhutianliu?
However, isn’t it popular nowadays to start with the ancient dragon world?
To come to such an old-fashioned gold world!
Rong'er doesn't even know how many people she has called "Brother
Not to mention the ones in some private notebooks...
Those are all collector’s edition resources!
"It's time to think about tasks and rewards..." Hao Jian rubbed his chin and thought in a daze.
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