Chapter 102: A strong man acts like a baby (please follow up)
Lu Xiaofeng looked at the wine flowing all over the floor and smiled bitterly: "The last jar of wine is gone... Sigh..."
After a pause, he sighed again: "Why are you forcing me like this... You know, if a person is pushed hard, he can do anything."
Dugu Fang grinned, but before he could reply...
Hao Jian responded casually: "That's not necessarily true! I don't think it's possible for arithmetic questions."
At this moment, the system, which had been silent for a long time, suddenly said: "Host, do you want to take on a random small task?"
Hao Jian suddenly became energetic and said, "Yes! Of course I will. I don't have a mission and I feel uncomfortable all over..."
"Ding! Randomly issue tasks: Let the men present act coquettishly and act cute! At least three of them!"
Hao Jian's tiger body trembled, and then trembled again!
Act like a coquettish person, act cute?
"System, are the tasks you posted too... casual? I can't have a drink to cool off, right?" Hao Jian had goosebumps all over his body...
To be honest, we may be humble, but we are hard-blooded real men!
Acting like a coquettish person?
Hao Jianyi said sternly: "System, I can make them act coquettishly and cutely, but I... absolutely can't do it myself!"
"Well...it seems that this inner energy pill cannot be given away..."
Hao Jian was shocked again, "Inner power pill? Ahem... Isn't it just a coquettish show of cuteness? I did it!"
There's nothing I can do about it, and I don't want to, it's just that the system gives me too much...
He communicated with the system a lot in his mind, but in fact it was only for a moment.
Lu Xiaofeng was really beaten hard by Hao Jian, so she said helplessly: "...Hao friend, are you feeling uncomfortable if you don't raise your voice?"
Hao Jian smacked his lips, "As expected of Lu Xiaofeng, you can see through my true nature at a glance! Chew Mi~"
As he said this, he expressed his feelings to Lu Xiaofeng!
My mission of being cute is completed!
So easy!
Lu Xiaofeng looked at Hao Jian in astonishment, her four eyebrows almost twisted into two...
"Chirp...Chirp Mi?"
Although he couldn't understand Hao Jian's weird gestures, the lethality of these words... was really a bit too great!
No, old man Huo Xiuhuo was so shocked that a trace of his beard was pulled off, and he was stunned...
Dugu Fang and Liu Yuhen were also shocked...
Hao Jian chuckled and said: "Hey, who is that? Say 'chirp' too and let Lu Xiaofeng see it!"
Dugu Fang: "???"
"Are you coming?" Hao Jian flicked the Dugu sword in his hand, and the sword made a crisp sound.
Dugu Fang instantly chose to follow his heart's choice and roared boldly and high-spirited: "Chew Mi!"
It was like a thunderous explosion on the ground!
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Different from Hao Jian's cuteness, Dugu Fang turned all his sorrow and anger into two words and burst out, just like Zhang Yide roaring in Changban Slope, the roar shook all directions!
Lu Xiaofeng was petrified...
"It's your turn, Liu Yuhen! Come and be coquettish and beg Lu Xiaofeng, maybe Lu Xiaofeng will agree?" Hao Jian smiled mischievously.
Liu Yuhen: "..."
His face, which looked like a murder scene, was full of disbelief...
"Lu Xiaofeng, come on, show your attitude!" Hao Jian said enthusiastically, "Don't you want to see the other side of Liu Yuhen, the 'Jade Faced Man'?"
Lu Xiaofeng's face was filled with helplessness...
Dugu Fang was looking forward to it. Anyway, he had already told her. Since they are friends, he should let Liu Yuhen come too...
This is called balance.
"Liu Yuhen, the overall situation is more important!" Dugu Fang said seriously.
Liu Yuhen said sadly: "That's fine!"
As he spoke, the hook in his left hand and the hammer in his right hand touched each other, making a sign of folding hands, his body swayed twice, and he said stiffly: "Please... please, please, come with us, come with us~~~"
"Pfft hahahahahahaha..." Huo Xiuxiao burst into tears. He suddenly realized that Hao Jian was indeed a wonderful man!
Let these murderous guys act coquettishly?
It is indeed pleasing to the eye!
Compared with this, this hut with low-key luxury and connotation... is nothing!
Lu Xiaofeng was also out of breath from laughing, holding her stomach and saying: "Okay, okay, I... I'll think about it!"
Hao Jian said proudly: "Did you see that? Lu Xiaofeng's attitude has indeed changed... Liu Yuhen, you can do it!"
Liu Yuhen stood there, terribly embarrassed!
My toes dug into my boots, which were enough to fill three bedrooms and one living room...
"Hey, hey, hey, Lu Xiaofeng, stop laughing now...it's your turn!" Hao Jian interrupted.
Lu Xiaofeng's smile froze. Seeing other people's pain is a happy thing, but if it happens to you... then it won't be fun at all!
"Why should I act like a baby? I have nothing to ask of you..."
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and said: "How about this? I'll ask you a question. If you can answer it, you don't have to act like a spoiled brat. If you can't answer it, you have to do it too, and it won't be the same! How about it? Do you dare?
Take a gamble?"
Lu Xiaofeng shook his head, "Why should I bet with you?"
Hao Jian smiled and said: "Old man Huo, do you want to see Lu Xiaofeng do it?"
Huo Xiu laughed, "Lu Xiaofeng, bet with him! What are you afraid of!"
Lu Xiaofeng sneered: "Old man Huo, do you think... you can run away after my performance?"
Old Man Huo smiled slightly, "I'm old, I don't care! But I really want to see a different Lu Xiaofeng!"
Lu Xiaofeng sneered and said, "Okay! But I think the request should be changed. I'll be the one to ask the questions. If you answer, I'll be a coquettish person! If you can't answer, there's no need to be coquettish. Just take off your clothes and go for a run around town!"
"
Hao Jian nodded happily, "No problem! You ask..."
Lu Xiaofeng took a few steps and asked, "There are so many people in this world, what is there that no one is doing?"
Hao Jian said without hesitation: "Fall in love with me!"
Is this also called a problem?
I, Hao Jian, am known as the alloy straight man. I guarantee that no one will do this!
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Too sloppy...
He simply waved his sleeves and said with a pinched voice: "Isn't it just to be coquettish... hum ╭(╯^╰)╮, hum~~~"
Huo Xiu, Liu Yuhen and Dugu Fang were all stunned...
Hao Jian was shocked and said: "Lu Xiaofeng... I don't want to shave off your eyebrows and beard now. I want... to let you dress up as a woman! After all, there is a saying that is good, as a man, you must either put on women's clothes or you will be in trouble.
One party!"
Especially the two dimples exposed when this guy hums...
At this moment, a burst of laughter like silver bells came from the jujube forest, "Hee hee, Lu Xiaofeng is indeed Lu Xiaofeng, she is so pretty even when she acts coquettishly!"
With that said, a little girl came out of the forest and said, "Your Majesty, King Jinpeng, Princess Danfeng, please see Mr. Lu and Mr. Hao!"
Lu Xiaofeng looked at the demolished ruins around her and sighed: "I really have to leave today...otherwise, all my friends' homes will be demolished..."
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