Chapter 137 You are good or bad, I like it so much
Chapter 137 You are so bad, I like it so much (please subscribe)
In the inn, food and wine were served, but Xue Bing didn't eat them.
She looked at Hao Jian in shock, "You sprinkled croton powder and sweat medicine into the meat buns at the same time? Isn't that too damaging for you?"
She couldn't even imagine the dog's reaction after eating the meat buns...
Just thinking about it makes me unable to eat the food and wine in front of me!
Hao Jian nodded seriously, "I also thought this was a bit too much, so I added some painkillers later."
Xue Bing said confusedly: "Painkillers? What's the use of them?"
Hao Jian took a mouthful of oranges, took another sip of wine, and nodded, "Pair oranges with wine, the more you drink, the better. Let me tell you, this is really useful. At least, I feel much better now!"
Xue Bing was completely confused, "What do you mean?"
"My conscience doesn't hurt now! As the saying goes: conscience stops pain!" Hao Jian said with a smile.
Xue Bing: "...Although it is not a human, you are a real dog! Hao Gou!"
Hao Jian said aggrievedly: "Who let it chase me and bite me? I didn't use a sword... I'm already very kind, right?"
Xue Bing chuckled and said: "Actually... I also want to read the story behind that dog!"
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The night is already very deep.
Hao Jian looked at Xue Bing in front of him with some headaches, "Why don't you go and sleep? I've obviously opened two guest rooms!"
Xue Bing stretched, revealing her beautiful figure, and chuckled: "It's a long night, and I don't want to sleep... Little bitch, didn't I agree before that I would like to pledge myself to you?"
As she said that, she leaned softly into Hao Jian's arms, and the fragrance of virginity hit the tip of Hao Jian's nose.
Hao Jian's mouth was dry and he said with difficulty: "Woman, you are playing with fire."
Xue Bing was stunned for a moment, then realized it and said with a sweet smile: "You are so bad, I like you so much~~~"
"Damn it, don't care! You asked for this!"
"Hmm, don't worry, they don't want you to be responsible! They will be responsible for you..."
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For a long time, Xue Bing lay in Hao Jian's arms, a little more charming, yawned and said: "You damn bitch... I'm so sleepy after all the tossing... tell me a little bedtime story!"
Hao Jian glanced at the messy room and the red stains on the bed, nodded and said, "Okay, wait a minute, I'll think about it."
After pondering for a while, Hao Jian said with a smile: "There once was a quail that was different from other quails. Other quails laid eggs in the morning, but this quail must have laid eggs in the afternoon, so others called it...
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"Laying eggs in the afternoon?" Xue Bing asked doubtfully.
Hao Jian chuckled, shook his head and said, "Others call it... late quail egg!"
Xue Bing suddenly realized, and his small fist exploded into Hao Jian's chest...
Before one wave subsides, another wave attacks again...
There must be someone whose green code has turned yellow, but...this is Jianghu!
The excitement over the ending of The Embroidery Thief has not yet subsided, and the news that Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue are scheduled to fight at the Purple Gold Summit has instantly detonated the circle of friends of all martial arts people.
"On a full moon night, on the top of the purple gold, a sword comes from the west, and the immortals fly from the sky." These sixteen words have become the hottest topic among people in the world after dinner.
As for the magical battle between Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, guessing the outcome is always the most popular thing among the people.
For this reason, many people in the world have opened handicap betting, and there are many who spend huge sums of money on it.
There are those who bet on Ye Gucheng’s victory, and those who bet on Ximen Chuixue’s victory. They are on the same level as each other...
August thirteen.
Hundreds of martial arts giants have come to the entire Moling, and these are just names, such as the heads of famous sects, the leaders of big gangs, etc.
Walking in Moling City, Xue Bing looks like a happy elf!
I saw her jumping in front of Hao Jian, turning back and shouting: "Come on, come after me!"
Hao Jian: "MDZZ!"
"Hey, little bitch, tell me a joke..." Xue Bing said with a smile.
For example, Xue Bing found Hao Jian's jokes very funny!
Hearing this, Hao Jian smiled evilly and said, "Why, are my young master's jokes endlessly memorable? It seems that you have already been impressed by my young master's charm!"
Xue Bing covered her mouth and chuckled: "Say it quickly, say it quickly~"
Hao Jian thought for a while and asked: "Hey, do you know what will happen if a bowl of boiling water is allowed to cool?"
Xue Bing was stunned and asked in confusion: "What will happen?"
Hao Jian said seriously: "Then this bowl of water... will be wasted."
Xue Bing was stunned. Before she could react, laughter suddenly came from beside her.
"Hahahahahahahaha... Amitabha, hahahahahahaha, laugh... I laughed so hard that the monk died, hahahahahahaha, sin, sin, sin... hahahahahaha..."
Xue Bing turned around in shock and saw a monk leaning forward and back with a smile.
This monk has big ears and looks very blessed, but the robes he wears are dirty and torn, and the straw sandals on his feet are almost in tatters...
An honest monk who is not honest!
The honest monk who ranks third among the four great monks is known as "never lie in his life"!
"Hello, honest monk, my joke...isn't it acceptable?" Hao Jian said with a smile.
The honest monk stopped laughing with difficulty, "Amitabha, the joke about the cheap donor is so funny! Bodhisattvas will laugh when they hear it..."
Hao Jian smiled and said: "Bastard Donor, this title is very spiritual! Honest monk, since I have made you happy, should you repay me? This is only fair."
The honest monk nodded honestly, "The cheap donor is right, I should!"
Hao Jian smiled slightly, "Then...are you an 'invisible man'?"
Xue Bing wondered: "Little bitch, how can there be invisible people in this world? The monk is right in front of me, can I see him?"
Hao Jian shook his head slightly and then looked at the honest monk with a smile.
The honest monk's expression gradually solidified, and he finally chose silence.
Honest monks don’t lie, so if you don’t deny it, it’s affirmation!
"You are indeed invisible! This will make things easier. Can you give me a message?" Hao Jian said with a smile.
The honest monk sighed, "Being too honest is not a good thing! Amitabha, the monk can't beat you, but the monk reminds you that your behavior... is very dangerous! It's okay if you like to be mean, but sometimes if you are too mean, you will die.
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Hao Jian smiled and said: "It doesn't matter! You go back and tell the people behind you, just say: The imperial army asked me to bring you a message, can you also make me invisible?"
