The sea and sky are the same color, and under the sunlight, the entire sea surface is golden and magnificent.
The honest monk stood on the deck, looking at this scene with joy.
In fact, since he joined the Invisible Man organization, he would see this magnificent sight every time he went to sea, but every time, the honest monk would be attracted by such a sight.
Hao Jian was not in the mood to look at the sea. At this time, he was curiously looking at a box in front of him that was emitting light.
This is exactly what he gained from completing the "No. 1 in the World" mission, blind box.
The white light is soft and not dazzling, and it is tattooed with mysterious and complicated patterns, which looks very high-end.
"The first blind box..."
It would be a lie to say that you are not enthusiastic!
Hao Jian first prayed silently in his heart, praying one by one from the Jade Emperor to the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, and then slowly raised his right hand and solemnly clicked "Open".
【Special effects】!
When the light dissipated, a simple thread-bound book appeared in front of Hao Jian. It was flat and neat, with a complicated line of large characters on the cover...
"One hundred thousand bad jokes"!
Surprised or not? Unexpected?
Hao Jian was confused at the time...
"Damn it, please come out of the system... I worked hard to do the task, and you installed this for me in the blind box? It's both light and special effects... Do you want to play with it or not?"
System Qiqi Ai Ai said: "Inside...inside, host, you can't blame me entirely! I didn't know what was in the blind box in advance...otherwise...I could just open it and tell you...
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"..."
Hao Jian felt his blood pressure rise instantly!
"Su, host, actually..."One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes"...isn't it quite interesting..." The system said weakly.
"If it's "100% Empty Handed", I can still accept it. Even if it's the same devil muscle man training method as Li Goudan, I'll accept it... open a comic book... this... is simply...
Outrageous! Outrageous!"
Hao Jian's head was buzzing.
The key is that this comic...he has read it!
He knows all the plot in it. Why do you want this comic book?
What’s even more annoying is that it’s clearly a comic book, but it’s packaged like a martial arts secret book!
It is simply damaging the legitimate rights and interests of travelers and disrupting the blind box market!
Hao Jian said heartbrokenly: "This wave of blood loss!"
Originally, he was still full of expectations, thinking that from the blind box... even if it didn't reveal a magic weapon, it would still be a magical skill and secret method. Who could have expected that...
It’s actually a comic book I’ve read!
You can at least buy the complete collection of "Boruto". At least you can go directly to the last chapter to see the finale, right?
Hao Jian turned over the book "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" in his hand with some resignation, "Forget it, I've opened it...what else can I say?"
Looking at the familiar appearance of Li Goudan, Hao Jian was speechless...
I’m not interested in reading anymore!
Hao Jian casually threw aside the opened book "One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes", and Hao Jian felt that his mood at this moment was just like "The Moon Reflected on Two Springs", how pitiful and miserable it was.
Then, the honest monk who was watching the scenery on the deck heard a sad and sad...erhu sound.
The sound of the erhu moved the heartstrings, and everyone on the ship was made lifeless by the sound of the erhu...
The honest monk felt that the scenery in front of him suddenly became less beautiful...
The scene of being hung up and beaten by Gong Jiu suddenly appeared in his mind...
The boatmen on the big boat were all quite energetic at first and worked hard to rock the boat, but they were suddenly hooked by the melancholy and desolate sound of the huqin and couldn't use any strength...
Each and every one of them seemed to be reminded of the bullying they had suffered over the years, and they were all dying of grief.
The big ship that was originally riding the wind and waves soon slowed down...
No, the big boats are starting to race with the turtles next to them!
After a while, the big boat sprinted forward, and the waves were getting bigger. I quickly rowed hard a few times, and I was one body ahead of the big boat...
The boat heading to the unknown island instantly felt as steady as an old dog, and it felt calm and unruffled on the sea.
It wasn't until the chickens had finished pecking the rice, the dogs had licked the noodles, and Hao Jian was so happy that everyone woke up from their mournful mood. Under the urging of the captain, everyone set off on their way again.
The honest monk rushed into the cabin, and what he saw was Hao Jian's lifeless face.
"Your Majesty, Bodhisattva, what's wrong with you, Almsgiver Hao? Are you seasick?"
Hao Jian shook his head numbly and nodded again.
"What's wrong, you are... talking!" The honest monk was a little panicked. He was fine just now, why did he become paralyzed in a short time? Are you crazy? Are you stupid?
"Ah~~~ I don't want to talk, I don't want to move, I don't want to do anything... Honest monk, I... I... I was..." Hao Jian couldn't continue, and a "wow" sound was like an emergency brake.
I cried out loud...
The honest monk's face bulged and he almost laughed out loud...
"How... hahaha... what's wrong?" The honest monk struggled to hold back his smile, "Who did you let ruin it?"
Hao Jian said slowly: "Withered vines~old trees~faint crows, small bridges~flowing water~people's homes, ancient roads~westerly wind~skinny horses, sunset, heartbroken people...at the end of the world~~~wow..."
The honest monk said blankly: "Bodhisattva, this is not caused by the monk... This guy is crazy. The little old man won't blame the monk, right?"
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After another two hours, the sound of Huqin floated over the big ship again.
The whole big boat, which had just been on the road for a while, suddenly looked like a funeral. From the honest monk to the boat owner, to the boatman...
They all fell into mourning.
"Ah ah ah, I don't want to move, I don't want to rock the boat, I don't want to watch the weather, I don't want to do anything else!" a boatman sighed.
Listening to the familiar sound of the erhu, the honest monk was sitting cross-legged on the deck chanting sutras, but suddenly he couldn't help but slumped down, with a dull look on his face.
The captain walked out with a kind look on his face, holding a bird cage in his hand and teasing it constantly.
The boatmen also went on the deck and walked around with blank expressions on their faces, as if they had suddenly entered a state of retirement.
A seagull flew from the sky. When it passed over the big ship, its wings suddenly trembled a few times and stopped at the top of the mast...
In an instant, the seagulls began to take a nap...
The fish in the sea were swimming happily, but as the sound of the Huqin came, no matter the big or small fish, they all seemed to be stupid, their tails stopped wagging, and they allowed their bodies to float up and down in the sea...
No, a shark actually sank to the bottom of the sea...
An hour later, the sound of the Huqin disappeared.
All life forms are as if they have been resurrected!
Seagulls flap their wings and soar high into the sky again;
Countless fish were swaying their tails, with their left and right fins uniformly arranged. Sometimes they were arranged like the character "cow", and sometimes they were arranged like the character "force";
Under the shouts of the boat owner, the boatmen panicked and went down to the bottom to row vigorously;
The honest monk moved his body and sat cross-legged on the deck again, with horror on his face.
Some things are different from others!
There are some things, the first time I feel it is very strong, so strong that it is difficult to control!
For example, when Honest Monk secretly visited Yiqingyuan, for the first time in front of Ouyang Qing, he felt so strong that he exploded!
But there are some things that I didn’t feel at all the first time... But after experiencing it for the second time, when I thought about it again, I realized that something was wrong!
The honest monk was like this at this time. He listened to Erhu for the first time and didn't notice any difference...
But after experiencing it for the second time, he suddenly woke up...
"Hao Jian actually used his erhu to affect the emotions of all the creatures around him! This... what kind of state is this?" The honest monk's back felt cold when he thought of how he had just collapsed on the ground without any intention of fighting...
This feeling is even more powerless than when I was coerced and coerced by the little old man to join the Invisible Man!
It was even harder to control myself than when I was in front of Ouyang Qing, as if all my martial arts skills had disappeared, and so had the Buddhist will that I had practiced for many years...
In the cabin, Hao Jian stopped playing the erhu, not because of anything else, but because he suddenly found the erhu in his hand...
Disappeared!
Suddenly it was enveloped by a ray of light and disappeared immediately!
And this light comes from the comic book on the table, "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes"!
"This... this is not an ordinary comic book?" Hao Jian was shocked. He glanced and saw that the comic book stopped right at "River God".
"No way, no way, my erhu won't be picked up by the river god, right?" Hao Jian said blankly.
The next moment, the comic book on the table suddenly lit up, and a cute figure gradually emerged in the light.
Wearing a cute robe, a pair of small eyes are narrowed, and there is an unhurried smile on his face.
"Young Hao Jian, did you drop this golden erhu, this silver erhu, or this ordinary erhu?"
Hao Jian was completely shocked...
"River...river god?"
The legendary concept god? The one whose Milky Way is also a river?
"The star map has been damaged~ The star map has been damaged~ The star map has been damaged~"
This scene appeared in Hao Jian's mind unconsciously!
He pondered for a moment and then said with a smile: "What I dropped... wasn't the erhu, it was this sword!"
Quickly, get me some better gold swords. Come out with the silver swords!
The River God still squinted his eyes and maintained a slow smile, "You are not honest at all!"
"...You can multiply by ten! I can also play ten erhus..." Hao Jian said happily.
The river god's smile remained unchanged, "Then... I'll give it back to you..."
The next moment, a golden erhu, a silver erhu, and an original erhu appeared in front of Hao Jian at the same time.
"If there's nothing else, I'll leave first~~~" The river god smiled and his figure gradually disappeared.
The light of the comic book disappeared and became ordinary again.
Hao Jian didn't care about looking at the three erhus, and directly picked up "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" and said, "Damn it, it turned out that the blind box turned out to be a treasure!"
But after taking a closer look, a line of small words gradually appeared on the title page.
"This item is a one-time consumable item, please use it in case of stress!"
"What do you mean? It can only be used once?" Hao Jian said blankly. He was just thinking about throwing the Dugu sword in again...
Also, why does this line of text appear after it has been used?
Isn’t this a joke?
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Three days later.
The honest monk took Hao Jian off the big boat and boarded a small speedboat.
"The road that originally could be reached in one day, thanks to you, we walked for three whole days..." The honest monk said with a wry smile while holding the oar.
He now fully feels the "charm" of music!
It’s so terrible!
Especially when he saw three erhus of the same shape and different materials placed next to Hao Jian, the honest monk's face turned green!
Where did all this come from?
"Life is always too rushed, which is not good! Monk, listen to my advice, life must slow down..." Hao Jian said with a smile.
The honest monk smiled slightly and said, "The donor really has unique wisdom! If you can take refuge in the Bodhisattva, you will definitely achieve great success."
"Fart! Fart! I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Hao Jian retorted.
"Hahahaha... Donor, although the monk doesn't know how you know the invisible man, the monk still reminds you that there are many powerful people on the island. Although your martial arts is already unparalleled in the world, you still have to be careful with the little old man and Jiu
Young Master, please do not anger them unless necessary."
Hao Jian naturally knows that "Sword Evil" Gong Jiu is very strong. In the original work, he is not weaker than Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, and he has extremely strong resilience...
Once Gong Jiu angered the little old man and was put in a coffin and buried underground for three days!
Opening it again, Gong Jiu stood up and left like a normal person...
In the original work, Gong Jiu is a masochist, especially fond of small whips...
Lu Xiaofeng was forced to beat Gong Jiu with a whip. The beating was so bloody that it might take an ordinary person ten months to recover, but Gong Jiu just changed her clothes and healed as before...
This magical resilience, to be honest, even Hao Jian finds it magical!
The sea is vast, and the boat is surrounded by endless sea water.
Hao Jian was bored and picked up the erhu again...
The honest monk looked at it and hurriedly stopped him: "Donor, please wait a minute! You can't pull it off... If you continue to pull it off, the monk will not starve to death on the boat..."
Hao Jian put down the erhu in his hand with some annoyance...
As dusk approached, a large island finally appeared indistinctly in front of us.
The honest monk felt relieved and wiped the sweat on his forehead, "Bodhisattva, we have finally arrived..."
This trip is definitely the longest he has ever walked!
As soon as they set foot on the island, a white figure appeared not far away and flew in front of the two of them in an instant.
"Nine, nine young masters!" The honest monk suddenly changed his expression and saluted quickly.
This is Gong Jiu!
Hao Jian also took a look. He looked handsome and cold, his face was full of pride and determination, his eyes were sharp, and his snow-white clothes were spotless.
"Are you... Monk Honest?" Gong Jiu looked at Monk Honest and it took him a while to recognize him.
"Monk Honest has met the Ninth Young Master." Monk Honest saluted, "This is the little old man's guest, Almsgiver Hao."
Gong Jiu didn't even look at Hao Jian and said casually: "Oh, you came just in time. I happened to be lost. Please take me back quickly."
In addition to being a masochist, Gong Jiu also suffers from dazes, gets lost, and sometimes cannot even understand the addition and subtraction of numbers within ten...
But such a stupid-looking masochist actually has unimaginable talent in martial arts!
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