Chapter 172 The senior fool - Lao Fan (please subscribe)
Feng Xinglie said blankly: "For so many years, the disciple has never thought of Sister Qi. With the master's methods, he will never tolerate the disciple being free..."
Li Ruohai looked up to the sky and laughed and said: "Hahahahaha... I just want to ask you, have you ever regretted betraying your master for the sake of the lama who came from Tibet in all these years?"
Feng Xinglie fell into silence...
After a long while, he said categorically: "I don't regret it!"
Li Ruohai sighed: "What a shame! I won't kill you for two reasons. First, I can't do it! When I first met you, you were still an infant, so I tied you behind my back and fought against the underworld.
'Ten Wild Wolves'..."
"Master... kill me!" Feng Xinglie couldn't help but burst into tears. Only then did he truly feel Feng Xinglie's love and care for him...
This is not the love between father and son, but it is better than the love between father and son.
"Shut up! Men don't shed tears easily! Let's talk about the second reason. I can't bear to see a peerless genius with the potential to challenge Pang Ban be destroyed in my hands! So, when I received the information from Shuang Xiu Mansion, I knew
As soon as you are here, we will rush here to join you and rescue you from Wuchang." Li Ruohai said in a deep voice.
"Master..." Feng Xinglie was speechless...
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The humble holy city, the city lord’s palace.
Qian Luo stepped into the back garden with a helpless look, looked towards the pavilion, and thought to himself: As expected!
The dignified master of the mountain city does not do his job all day long, ignores the affairs of the gang, and just plays the erhu every day...
The key point is that the voice is so low-key!
How pitiful God is, the majestic "Poisonous Hand" Qian Luo, the former No. 1 player on the Black List, can't help but twist his hips and shake his legs when he hears the sound of the erhu...
He once asked Hao Jian what the magical song was...
The answer I got was: "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss"!
What a joy!
"Master Shan, can you please stop pulling me? There are many things to do in the gang." Qian Luo's face was full of helplessness, but his voice couldn't help but keep up with the rhythm, and his shoulders shook uncontrollably.
with...
The number one rapper on the blacklist, Qianluo!
Hao Jian ignored it and was still immersed in the pure land of bliss, leisurely and contented.
The closer he got, the more Ganluo couldn't control his limbs.
When he walked to the pavilion, he had become a master of "Dancing Forest"...
After all, "Don't fight anymore...", doesn't this have a picture?
Hao Jian looked at Qian Luo's dancing, and his heart suddenly moved. The sound of the huqin in his hand changed, and the style of the music also changed accordingly. At the same time, he roared:
"Let's swing the oars!
Boat! Son, push~ open, wave!
The beautiful white pagoda is reflected on the sea surface,
Surrounded by green trees and red walls!
Let's...swing the oars!
Swing the oars..."
Erhu accompaniment version of "Let's Row", Hao Leiphong Feng Jian appears!
The sound of the huqin resounded through the garden, like thousands of troops coming to kill, with the potential of the heaven and earth falling apart...
Qianluo's head:丄丅丄丅丄丅
Gan Luo's figure:←→←→←→
He almost cried...
It sounds like a very relaxing word, but why does it feel like the oars have been broken when it comes out of Hao Jian's mouth...
The sound of roars and pianos resounded throughout the city lord's palace, so that countless servants and gang members all involuntarily swayed along with them...
At this moment, the city lord's palace was in chaos, with a group of demons dancing wildly!
"Ahem..."
Outside the city lord's palace, on the branch of an ancient tree, a skinny old man was squatting and smoking a dry cigarette, exhaling a circle of smoke from time to time...
Seeing this scene, I choked instantly...
"My dear mother, are all the people in Ganluoshan City crazy?"
This old man is short in stature and has wrinkles criss-crossing his face, resembling the Loess Plateau...
But his eyes were shining with brilliance, so sharp that he seemed to be able to see through other people's hearts.
"It's so ugly!"
He was cursing, but his left hand was beating the branches rhythmically...
So delicious!
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It was obviously just tea time, but in the world of Qianluo, it felt like a year had passed!
"Lao Gan, how are my oars... going?" Hao Jian said leisurely.
Qian Luo's face was distorted...
"Mountain Master, swing... swing... swing... swing..." His mouth was trembling...
When Hao Jian heard this, he trembled, "I understand... you want to say... dang dang dang... dang dang dang..."
Qian Luo trembled all over, and the sound of Erhu started playing again!
"Mountain Master, please spare me... Let's take a rest and play music again tomorrow!" Qian Luo knelt down directly...
Hao Jian stopped his erhu with a look of resentment on his face, "What's wrong... Pang Ban is here? Or is the sky falling?"
Qian Luo said with a look of sorrow and anger: "Mountain Master, you have to deal with the affairs of our gang!"
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and said slowly: "As the saying goes, you must think twice before doing anything! So, I usually think twice... Do you know which three times you think about?"
Qian Luo said helplessly: "Are you being disloyal to others?"
"No, the first thing I thought about was, can I not do this?"
"No!" Qian Luo shouted immediately.
Hao Jian nodded slightly, "On second thought, can we do it tomorrow?"
"No!" Ganluo's voice rose another octave.
"Then I can only think about it for a second time. You can do this for me!"
Qian Luo: "..."
"Go quickly, be good o(*^＠^*)o!" Hao Jian put the erhu into the box and said with a smile.
Qian Luo feels so wronged...
He suddenly felt that instead of being tortured like this, it might be better to lose Pangban...
After Qian Luo left, Hao Jian sat there and suddenly said to himself: "You have been eavesdropping for so long, why don't you come out and see me?"
His voice gathered into a line and spread far away.
After a few breaths, a joking voice came from the air, "Tsk, tsk, it really opened my eyes. 'Poisonous Hand' Qianluo was actually trained like this by you... But how did you find out that I was eavesdropping?" ?”
On the treetop, an old man was holding a cigarette pole and looking at Hao Jian with interest.
Hao Jian looked at the old man and said slowly: "If I'm not wrong, you are one of the blacklist masters in the world, the 'veteran deceiver' Lao Fan, right? With many years of deception experience, I can make a judgment on whether you have been deceived." Make your judgment clear! If someone is selling a kid, please press one, if someone is selling a car, please press two, if someone is making brain teasers, please press three?"
The old man looked speechless and took a puff of dry cigarette, "Bah~~~ What kind of senior fool? You kid looks like you are talking nonsense! I am the 'lone thief' Fan Liangji!"
"Yes, I'm talking about you...Old Fan!" Hao Jian said with a smile.
Fan Liangji, the king of thieves among the top ten masters on the Black List, is good at Qinggong, eavesdropping, and has a unique acupuncture technique...
The weapon... is the tobacco pipe in this guy's hand, and he can also spit out smoke arrows to attack!
Others smoke and blow out smoke rings, but this guy can blow out smoke arrows!
However, what Hao Jian cares about is not Fan Liangji himself, but this guy's apprenticeship!
Fan Liangji learned from Ling Duxu, the "King of Qi" who fought a bloody battle with Jingyan Palace a hundred years ago!
As mentioned before, that battle almost depleted the essence of the martial arts world in the Central Plains. Among the seven masters, only Chuan Ying and Bi Kong Qing survived, but in fact Ling Duxu also survived...
During the bloody battle in Jingyan Palace, Ling Duxu was struck with a palm by Prince Yuanmeng Sihanfei and his internal organs were shattered. Everyone thought he was bound to die...
Later, relying on his extremely pure innate Qi, Ling Duxu miraculously repaired his broken internal organs and finally survived...
I just lost the ability to speak...
Precisely because he knew Fan Liangji's origin and apprenticeship, Hao Jian was still more polite even though he found this guy eavesdropping...
Fan Liangji waved his hand, "Don't call me Lao Fan, I'm not that old!"
"The wrinkles on your face are all stacked up, so you're not old yet?" Hao Jian said with a smile.
Fan Liangji said sternly: "Look at me, I look old, but that's not really old! Although I am old, my heart is still very young! Let me tell you, the difference between youth and old age is the heart. Even if I am over a year old,
Yes, but as long as a heart remains young and energetic, it is not old."
Hao Jian squinted and smiled: "That makes sense! Now~~~I'll call you Brother Fan, to show your youth and vitality!"
Fan Liangji was indeed different from ordinary people. He was very excited when he heard this, and he said cheerfully: "You can call me whatever you want! I am known as the King of Stealers. In this world, except for women's hearts, there is no one worthy of stealing them."
Things! So, I am going to steal my heart once, and after completing this goal, I will retire to the world and enjoy the great youth before my death!"
Hao Jian was stunned for a moment and said with great interest: "Hahahahahaha, my brother is really old-hearted! Then whose heart are you going to steal, and how?"
Fan Liangji smiled and said: "About who to steal...I haven't chosen a target yet! However, I have summarized some ideas about stealing a woman's heart! First of all, no matter good or bad, you must leave a deep impression on the girl, so that she can even
I cannot miss you, but I must hate you with all my teeth!"
"Hmm, love is deep, hate is deep, the difference between love and hate is indeed subtle..." Hao Jian nodded.
"You really understand the samadhi! A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. No matter how much she hates you, as long as you let her know at a certain time that you are doing all this for her, the hatred will immediately turn into love!"
Fan Liangji talked eloquently and looked like a master of love.
Hao Jian smiled and said: "It seems that you are a battle-hardened general in love?"
Unexpectedly, Fan Liangji shook his head and said, "No! This is my first time!"
"Puch...first time? Hahahahahaha..." Hao Jian couldn't help but laugh.
Good guy, he looks like he is at least sixty years old, and he is very knowledgeable when it comes to women, but this is the first time...
The old virgin who has been single for more than a year suddenly figured out...
Hao Jian didn't even know what to say...
After thinking for a while, Hao Jian said: "Brother Fan, for the sake of you calling me big brother, I will not hesitate to give you some advice first, how about it?"
Fan Liangji was startled, then smiled and said: "Okay! If you can really give me some advice and help me complete this heart-stealing, why don't I call you big brother?"
Hao Jian nodded, suddenly swung out his palm, and slapped Fan Liangji with lightning speed.
Fan Liangji was caught off guard, five fingerprints quickly appeared on his old face, and he said angrily: "What are you doing?"
Hao Jian said calmly: "Do you know you are wrong?"
Fan Liangji: "???"
Hao Jian slapped him again, "Do you know now?"
Fan Liangji covered his old face, "I...where did I go wrong?"
"Crack!"
Another slap, "What now?"
Fan Liangji opened his eyes wide, looked at Hao Jian's hand raised again, and said aggrievedly: "I know I'm wrong, I know I'm wrong... I know I'm wrong."
"Very good, what's wrong?" Hao Jian asked.
Fan Liangji fell into confusion again, and suddenly he shouted like a blessing: "That's right, can't I be beaten twice by you?"
Hao Jian put down his hand and said with a smile: "I can teach you! But Brother Fan, your reaction is still a little slow. In this case, I will ask you another question."
"You asked."
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and then said slowly: "If you are walking in the depths of the desert right now, you have not had a drop of water for seven days, and you are about to die of thirst! And at this moment, two glasses of water, one glass of poison, and one glass of urine appear in front of you.
Which one do you choose to drink?”
Fan Liangji scratched his head and hesitated for a moment, then hesitantly said: "Drink...urinate. You can still live if you drink urine, but wouldn't you be dead if you drank poison?"
Hao Jian nodded seriously and said, "Well, I respect your choice! You are really a strong man!"
Fan Liangji waved his hand, "It's trivial! Those who achieve great things don't stick to trivial matters!"
Hao Jian smiled and said: "Well, that's true. But why don't you drink water? Aren't there two glasses of water?"
Fan Liangji was startled, "Are there two glasses of water?"
Hao Jian nodded seriously, "Yes! Two cups of water, one cup of poison, one cup of urine, four cups in total..."
Fan Liangji: "...You young man is so bad, you actually deceived me!"
Hao Jian chuckled, "Look, look, I've already said it... You are a veteran fool, Lao Fan, and you still don't admit it. As the saying goes, if you are fooled every day, it will be different, don't you think so?"
Fan Liangji was completely speechless...
"Brother, if you want to steal someone's heart, you have to be smart! If you can't even hear the words clearly and the girl's hidden meaning... then even if the girl is interested in you, you will probably miss it." Hao Jian said seriously.
road.
Fan Liangji took a deep breath and said, "I've learned a lesson!"
At this moment, Qian Luo came back in a hurry, "Mountain Master, we have information!"
When he saw Fan Liangji, he handed the note to Hao Jian and said with a smile: "Isn't this the great thief Fan? What brought you here?"
Fan Liangji lit up the dry cigarette, took a puff, puffed out his eyes leisurely, and said: "The world is so big, where is there that I, Fan Liangji, can't go to?"
"Then why don't you go to the Magician's Palace?" Qian Luo sneered.
Fan Liangji hesitated when he heard this. He really didn't dare to go to that place!
Hao Jian read the note and sighed: "Li Ruohai is going to challenge Pang Ban..."
Fan Liangji was shocked when he heard this and lost his voice: "What? Li Ruohai? Why does he challenge Pang Ban?"
Hao Jian said calmly: "If there is anyone in the world who can hurt Pang Ban, Li Ruohai must be one! He found Feng Xinglie before the black and white servants..."
"Didn't Feng Xinglie... betray the Xie Yi Sect?" Fan Liangji became more and more confused.
Qian Luo said at the right time: "Feng Xinglie's betrayal was probably done intentionally by Li Ruohai... Lao Fan, you are also a veteran of the world, don't you understand?"
Looking at Qian Luo's mocking eyes, Fan Liangji felt a little hurt for a moment...
"Am I...am I really a senior fool?"
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