Chapter 187 Sweep away hunger and be yourself (please subscribe)
At night, the heavy rain began to clear, the clouds receded, and the bright moonlight scattered on the earth again.
Listening to Hao Jian's weird question, Wuxiang Monk wanted to laugh but didn't dare. He wanted to answer...but didn't know how to answer.
As a monk, Wuxiang Monk, this question completely touched on his blind spot in knowledge.
Qin Mengyao blushed slightly, moved her lips slightly, and transmitted the voice into the secret passage: "Hao Jian, you...how can you ask such...such...such a question..."
Well, the peerless fairy Qin Mengyao... no matter how aloof from the world, there will still be a few fixed days every month when she will be very fragile...
If one day she no longer feels this fragility, the first possibility is...she will be happy! The second possibility is, uh, menopause!
Hao Jian smiled slightly and replied through a secret message: "Miss Mengyao, if it were you, what would you most want to hear? To warm you up all day?"
Immediately, Hao Jian looked at the group of people around him and said slowly: "Hey, how are you thinking? Do you have an answer? If not, I will have to kill again!"
Monk Wuxiang turned to look at the rest of the Eight Sects, his eyes containing one part helplessness, three parts confusion, five parts hope and seven parts pleading, "Everyone, do you have an answer? I... really don't know how to answer!"
Unless he really snatches away the master, otherwise... Wuxiang Monk will die without knowing the answer!
"Brother Hao, can I answer this question for Master Wuxiang?" Suddenly, a voice came from afar.
As they got closer and closer, Hao Jian raised his eyebrows, but the people coming were Xiang Qingqiu and Yun Shang from a scholarly family. The person who spoke was Xiang Qingqiu.
Hao Jian nodded slightly, "My crotch is on fire!"
"How do you say that?" Xiang Qingqiu looked confused.
"The crotch is on fire!"
Everyone: "..."
Xiang Qingqiu concentrated his attention, felt the warmth of his wife Yun Shang's palm, and thought for a while before saying: "Menstruation, uh, that is what Brother Hao said when women have their period, they usually have very high requirements for men.
She just hopes to be cared for! So, what she wants to hear most is of course a man’s sweet words to warm her body and mind.”
"Okay!" Everyone cheered in unison.
Hao Jian said: "This answer is acceptable!"
"Is it just acceptable?" Yun Shang asked doubtfully, "Brother Hao, if Miss Mengyao gets her period, what would you say?"
Qin Mengyao: "..."
For a moment, she was actually worried about gains and losses.
Hao Jian looked at Qin Mengyao, suddenly smiled and said: "If it's Mengyao, I will definitely keep her warm all day long! So, I would say...it's my period (Snickers), so I can conquer hunger and be myself!"
"Meng Yao, can I warm you up all day with just one sentence?"
Qin Mengyao was stunned, "Sweeping... hungry? Become... yourself?"
Although she didn't understand the deep meaning of this sentence, looking at Hao Jian's familiar smile, Qin Mengyao was sure that this was definitely not a good thing!
Without him, he is just a mouthful and a mean-spirited person!
No one present, except Hao Jian himself, could understand the meaning of this sentence!
Everyone looked confused...
Hao Jian shook his head and sighed to himself, just like Fa Hai doesn't understand love, these people in front of him don't understand either...
The feeling of playing piano to a cow... is not good at all!
He waved his hands with some enthusiasm and said: "Forget it, let's break up! Tonight, Mr. Hao will not pursue it, but if there is a next time, Mr. Hao will never be soft on the sword!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host, the Eagle Knife test task has been completed. Please choose one of the following two stunts." The system prompts.
"'Three Swords, Three Swords and Three Divine Skills' is such an awesome stunt, but you can only choose one sword or one sword! Forget it, just choose the first sword, there are thousands of swords." Hao Jian thought in his heart.
His attainments in swordsmanship are already very high, so unless he has the three magical skills, it won't be very attractive to him.
Hao Jian's understanding of the art of swords is very shallow. In the battle just now, all the sword moves were simple hacks.
"A Thousand Swordsmanship" is not bad as a special skill in the way of swordsmanship.
"Okay, host! The stunts of "Three Swordsmen: Thousand Blades" have been distributed. The stunts are rewards for comprehending the true meaning."
The next moment, Hao Jian felt a vague figure suddenly appear in his mind, holding a long knife with a strange shape, and suddenly slashed out.
During the slashing, countless knife shadows intertwined, like a thousand swords coming out, the number and momentum were endless, like mercury pouring out, continuous and violent, boundless.
"Damn it, immersive knife skills teaching! Okay, okay. It seems that the reward for this mission is going to be successful..."
It takes a long time to talk, but the communication with the system in my heart only takes a moment.
"Amitabha, this catastrophe in the White Way is all due to the greedy heart of the poor monk! The poor monk will return to Shaolin and never take another step in the world for the rest of his life!" Monk Wuxiang said in a deep voice.
"Master Wuxiang..."
"I have made up my mind, you don't need to persuade me any more!" Monk Wuxiang chanted Zen again, and then strode out of the city without looking back.
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"Hao Jian, tell me now, what do you mean by what you said just now...Sweep away hunger and be yourself?" Qin Mengyao glared at Hao Jian in an annoyed tone at the inn.
Hao Jian smiled dryly and said: "I... I just want to advise you to drink more hot water, the kind that will keep you warm all day long!"
Qin Mengyao said angrily: "I believe you! There is not a word of truth in your mouth... Fortunately, people are still worried that something will happen to you. Xingye found Master Bushe from Wuchang Mansion... By the way, Hao Jian, I will be there at noon.
I ate a bowl of noodles in Wuchang Mansion. It was delicious in color, aroma, and taste. You are so smart, guess what kind of noodles I ate?"
Hao Jian was still a little touched in his heart. Hearing this, he smiled and said: "Wuchang Mansion's noodles...could it be...that it was unusual for three days too early? A wolf's meal is unforgettable. The noodles are cut into shredded beans and dried thread powder, and the fish meal is rolled into balls."
chicken soup?"
Qin Mengyao's eyes curved into crescent moons, and she shook her head in shame, "This face is unique to Mengyao... so-called: I want to see your face!"
Hao Jian suddenly opened his mouth wide, and his heart was filled with emotions...
"Damn it, this is the ancient version of 'local love stories', isn't it?"
Well, I'm worried that some people can't understand classical Chinese, so I specially translated it. This sentence means: "I really want to see you, husband".
How about this modern Chinese translation level...is it O**K?
Hao Jian really didn’t expect it at all!
Has Qin Mengyao evolved into Garuruyao? She even flirts back!
You will die if you are not rich!
Before Hao Jian could react, Qin Mengyao suddenly felt his lips were warm and soft, and Qin Mengyao took the initiative to kiss him.
The next moment, Qin Mengyao retreated.
However, Hao Jian suddenly took a step forward, relaxed his arms, and kissed him...
After a while, Hao Jian let go of Qin Mengyao, whose cheeks were as red as blood.
"Woman, are you still playing with fire?" Hao Jian chuckled.
Qin Mengyao covered her face with her hands and made a scissors gesture with her fingers, revealing her beautiful eyes.
She was both shy and angry: "You... you are such a bad person, why do you stick... your tongue out?"
Hao Jian smiled brightly and replied: "Look at what you said, it's like an old lady getting under the bed - making me laugh! You asked why, then I'll tell you, because... I saw you
There were vegetable leaves between my teeth, they were so fragrant that I couldn’t resist them.”
Qin Mengyao was startled, then screamed, rushed straight to the bronze mirror of the inn, opened her lips, revealing her flawless white teeth, and widened her eyes to look for the vegetable leaves that Hao Jian was talking about...
"Are you really looking for it? Mengyao, what you are saying is... a sparrow pecked the heifer's butt - a sparrow eats something awesome!" Hao Jian shook his head and said helplessly.
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On a high cliff, Pang Ban was still wearing the purple-red embroidered gold dress, still spotless, and wrapped in a silver cloak that reached the ground.
The night wind howled, and the cloak also rustled with the wind.
He just stared at the Jinling City in the distance with such concentration, and said lightly: "The ground holds the power of Jinling, the city backs to the river and flows. The Yangtze River in Zhongshan is dangerous, and the tiger is sitting on top of the dragon, and the dragon is victorious..."
"Master... As expected, the alliance of the eight factions was completely defeated! The blood of the Immortal Immortal, the Infinite Sword and other powerful men spilled down the street. After this battle, Bai Dao has nothing to worry about..." Fang Yeyu appeared on the edge of the cliff,
He stood behind Pang Ban with his hands lowered and said respectfully.
Hearing this, Pang Ban said: "Ye Yu, come and see the capital of the Ming Dynasty - Yingtian Mansion!"
Fang Yeyu took a few steps forward, followed Pang Ban's gaze, and sighed: "Such a colorful world, but it is always in the hands of the Han people... The way of heaven is always so unfair..."
A moving divine light flashed through Pang Ban's eyes, and he smiled and said, "Ye Yu, are you frustrated?"
Fang Yeyu said with a guilty look on his face: "Master, I am very ashamed that I could not keep the people from the Eight Factions Alliance."
Pang Ban smiled and said: "Why belittle yourself? Today, our people can come to the capital of the Ming Dynasty safe and sound again, and gradually start the struggle for world hegemony with the Han people. This is an amazing achievement. Ye Yu, do you understand?
"
Fang Yeyu's heart moved, and he heard Pang Ban's rare words: "Today, you can bring your subordinates to Yingtian Mansion, and look at this capital built by the Han people, which means that the Ming Dynasty royal family has laid a foundation for
The seeds of trouble! Therefore, no matter how things develop next, Zhu Yuanzhang will no longer be able to expand his territory outside the region, which means that our most basic goal has been achieved."
"Ye Yu, in a battle between masters, you don't necessarily need to see the real results before you can tell the winner. And your problem is that you focus too much on success or failure, but you don't know how things in the world can go as you wish. In fact, as long as you participate in this wonderful game, you won't be able to win or lose.
We have to bear this life. The Han people have experienced our century-old rule in the Yuan Dynasty and are full of hatred towards foreigners. It is also a time of chaos and chaos. Therefore, even if we can re-enter the Central Plains and force the boat to sail on the angry sea, the result will be inevitable.
Overthrow people and perish! It was precisely after seeing this that I, the teacher, would just ignore Dayuan and sit back and watch Dayuan be overthrown. Doing it when you know you can't do it is just stubborn stupidity..."
It was rare for Fang Yeyu to hear Pang Ban give him such clear instructions, and he became more energetic for a while, "What the master said is absolutely true. When you said this, the disciple felt much more relaxed. All along, the disciple will always
I couldn't help but care about gains and losses, hoping to win everything, but now I know that these are all obstacles!"
"Hahahaha... When military strategists fight, no one will give in! However, when competing in the world, space and time can be extended to infinity. The so-called "lost in the east and gained in the mulberry elm" has a clear goal. If you can advance, you can advance, and if you can't, you can advance.
Retreat. Although Zhu Yuanzhang has great talents and great strategies, he has one flaw, which is his unforgettable selfishness. The more he tries to establish laws and regulations that can be followed by those who come after him, the easier it is to be destroyed..."
Pang Ban seemed to be interested and simply talked: "Ye Yu, let me give you a simple example. Zhu Yuanzhang made Yingtian Mansion his capital, which lasted for twenty-one years and consumed countless manpower, material resources, and financial resources to achieve Yingtian Mansion today!
But after Zhu Yuanzhang, King Yan Zhu Di is the one who aspires to the throne. If he wins the world, he will definitely make his hometown, Shuntian Prefecture, the capital, and its scale will never be inferior to Yingtian Prefecture... After building these two capitals, how can the Ming Dynasty still have enough power?
Expanding outward? As for the emperor who is better than the hands of the women in the palace, there is no need to talk about it..."
"What's more, Zhu Yuanzhang was afraid of eunuchs and always suppressed them, not giving them the opportunity to participate in politics. But in order to get the news from the palace as soon as possible, Zhu Di, the king of Yan, secretly colluded with the eunuchs. In the future, when Zhu Di succeeds, the eunuchs will definitely rise, and according to the
Now that the Six Ministries have replaced the prime minister, as long as the eunuchs cause trouble, there will be no one in the court who can compete with it! Therefore, I have concluded that in the future, the eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty will cause more trouble than in previous dynasties."
This is the first time in so many years that Pang Ban has analyzed the current situation in such detail.
Fang Yeyu was stunned when he heard this. He had never thought of such a distant thing.
But now, in just a few words, Pang Ban, with the help of some clear room information passed on by his disciple Shurangyan, was able to deduce so many things that would follow. Such far-sightedness is really amazing.
"Thank you, Master, for your guidance...disciple understands!" Fang Yeyu said gratefully.
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"Hao Jian, you...where are you going to go next? Go back to your humble holy city?" Qin Mengyao said.
Hao Jian waved his hand and said: "Instead of returning to the Holy City, I plan to go to the capital first to meet someone."
Qin Mengyao glanced at Hao Jian and chuckled: "Who are you meeting? It can't be Lian Xiuxiu, the best prostitute in the world, right? I heard that she is in Yingtian Mansion now. Miss Xiuxiu is a master of qin, and you are good at huqin...
...It’s hard to find a true friend?”
Hao Jian glanced sideways at Qin Mengyao and sneered: "There is no woman in my heart, and the sword is the god of nature! Xiao Mengyao, although you have my lips, you have not yet won my heart, let alone a famous prostitute?"
Qin Mengyao pouted: "A man with a heart of stone! Then tell me, why hasn't Mengyao won your heart?"
Hao Jian pondered for a moment, then looked Qin Mengyao up and down, and said leisurely: "Xiao Mengyao, have you ever heard of...the term big spirit and little monster? The big bear is a goblin, and the small bear is a monster, you little
Monster...it's hard to make me fall in love with you..."
Qin Mengyao's pretty face turned red instantly. She put her hands on her chest and put them down angrily, looking at a loss...
"You...you, you, why are you talking...all nonsense!"
Hao Jian laughed, "Otherwise, why would you call me Xiao Mengyao... instead of Big Bingyun?"
Qin Mengyao: "..."
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