Chapter 19: Use complimentary words when praising others (please follow up)
In the inn, Hao Jian touched the right side of his face and asked doubtfully: "What's wrong? I looked in the mirror just now and found that the right side of my face was disobedient, so I taught it hard. Is there anything wrong with it?"
Hong Qigong: "..."
It turned out that he was beaten by himself!
What a cruel person!
Guo Jing looked at Hao Jian blankly, "Can you still educate your own face?"
Hao Jian nodded, "Yes, I suggest you educate me regularly! As the saying goes, if you don't take a beating for three days, go to the house and apply the tiles. If you give it a few more times, you will find that your face will become more and more obedient.
Then, your appearance will slowly catch up with mine."
"Oh, I'll try."
"What are you trying?" Hong Qigong laughed and scolded, "Don't listen to that kid's nonsense!"
"Hey, you'll die if you try..." Hao Jian said seductively.
Guo Jing shook his head, "I won't try anymore. I'm not smart, but I won't be stupid enough to slap myself..."
Hao Jian: "..."
"Hahahahaha..." Hong Qigong laughed endlessly.
Guo Jing touched the back of his head and said, "Rong'er is cooking. I'll go to the yard to practice for a while..."
Xiao Guo's later achievements are inseparable from his perseverance.
His method of practicing martial arts is "if others practice for one day, he practices for ten days." He immediately went out to the yard and started practicing in front of a sycamore tree...
Hao Jian took a look and sighed: "You said that each of you... Where did the tree offend you?"
Hong Qigong: "..."
"By the way, Qi Gong, let me ask you, if you die, what do you want to write on your tombstone?" Hao Jian suddenly thought.
Hong Qigong was stunned, "Bah! You just died, can you speak?"
"Hey, it's just an analogy...why are you like a cat whose tail has been stepped on?" Hao Jian said with a smile.
Hong Qigong looked at Hao Jian sideways, "Tell me first, what do you want to write on your tombstone?"
Hao Jian chuckled, "I don't agree with epitaphs being written in too classical Chinese. Vernacular is best! If it's my tombstone, just write...'What are you looking at? If you have the ability, come in and challenge me.
'!"
Hong Qigong was stunned again, and then he couldn't help but laugh: "Hahahahaha... boy, what's so big about your brain? Hahahahaha... come in and challenge... hahahahaha..."
After laughing for a long time, Hong Qigong said intermittently: "Hahaha, hey, the old beggar also thought of it! So he wrote, 'Don't miss it if you pass by it. It's fate to meet you. Why don't you come in and sit down?'"
Hao Jian looked at Hong Qigong in surprise, "Okay, Qigong! You are enlightened... Then I will write, 'It is inconvenient to go out to greet you today, but I will definitely come to visit you tomorrow'!"
Hong Qigong tasted the product and gave a thumbs up, "Excellent, you are still better in this respect! The old beggar is ashamed of himself. Whoever wants to see your epitaph will have to ask an expert to exorcise ghosts immediately."
Already..."
"Hey, Qi Gong, do you have any children?" Hao Jian suddenly asked again.
Hong Qigong shook his head, "No, I am an old beggar who has never had a wife all his life. How can I have children? Speaking of which, Huang Laoxie has such a precious daughter... I really make the old beggar envious!"
He sighed again: "What you said makes the old beggar really worried. After all, I have no children. When I die of old age, there may be no one to help the old beggar collect his body! If you think further, there is no chance.
If a person gives money to an old beggar, will he die poor in the underworld..."
In the original time and space, during the period of the Divine Eagle, Hong Qigong fought with Ouyang Feng for three days and three nights. One of them was practicing Nine Yin, and the other was practicing Nine Yin backwards. When they were fighting against each other's internal strength, strange changes occurred. They came to the same destination through different paths, and then
, Hong Qigong and Ouyang Feng, who had restored his innocence, embraced and laughed, and they both passed away at the same time...
Hao Jian watched Hong Qigong fall into a brief depression and said with a smile: "Qigong, I don't think so! After all, you are used to being poor up there... you must be very used to it when you go down there! Besides, you have no relatives up there.
, but there should be more below..."
Hong Qigong: "...you!"
Good guy, your words are rough but your reasoning is not rough!
"And don't worry, there will always be people who end up in the wrong grave in this world!" Hao Jian added.
Hong Qigong's expression completely froze...
"You kid... give me a 'long dragon regret'!" A roar resounded throughout the entire inn...
"Hahahahaha... Qi Gong, please look away! If possible in the future, I will ask Guo Jing to visit your grave!" Hao Jianfa changed his mind and floated out of the door, and his voice came in far away.
Hong Qigong paused and said, "That's more like it! Oh, no, why is it Guo Jing? Why not you, a brat! A heartless white-eyed wolf..."
Immediately, Hong Qigong couldn't help but burst into laughter again, "This kid can always make people laugh and cry... The old beggar is never afraid of death. As long as he doesn't die of illness in bed, what's the problem even if his body is broken to pieces?"
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In the yard, Guo Jing turned a deaf ear to the words of the two men and concentrated on practicing "Exalt the Dragon but Regret".
At first, the trees only swayed slightly, but later, the force became stronger and stronger, and it was obvious that they had made progress.
The mind and spirit meet, the force is exerted and the momentum is restrained, and gradually it becomes more and more comfortable to use.
Suddenly, he gathered all his inner strength, and when he suddenly pushed out, he stopped and the sycamore tree in front of him didn't move at all!
He used his palm again, and the thick sycamore tree in front of him suddenly snapped!
"It's time to eat! Brother Jing, good practice!" Huang Rong's voice came with surprise.
Guo Jing looked at Huang Rong sheepishly, "Not yet, I'm still far away."
Hong Qigong laughed in the hall and said: "Finally, the elm knot has enlightened me! However, it is indeed far from perfect. To truly master it, you need to break the big tree with one palm, and the cut should be smooth, instead of snapping like this.
!Rong'er, what did you cook for this meal?"
Huang Rong placed the dishes on the wooden plate on the table one by one, "Brother Jing, Qi Gong, come in and have a taste."
"Why don't you call me?" Hao Jian walked in with his hands behind his back in an old-fashioned manner.
"Didn't you come here by yourself?" Huang Rong pouted.
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and said calmly: "...Miss Huang, you are really Yang Tianbao's handicraft - a baby!"
"What did you say?" Huang Rong said angrily. Although she didn't understand the first half of the sentence, she did understand the second half...
"I praise you!" Hao Jian said with a smile as he sat at the table minding his own business.
"Is there anyone who praises others like you?" Huang Rong was still unhappy.
"Oh, by the way, you should use complimentary words when praising someone! Sorry, sorry..."
"That's pretty much it! I'll give you a chance to say it again," Huang Rong said.
Hao Jian organized his words and said seriously: "Miss Huang, you are so complimentary!"
Huang Rong suddenly exploded and said angrily: "...You are not allowed to eat the food I cooked!"
Hao Jian came to Guo Jing's side and said, "Brother Guo, I just want to take a few bites of food, but Sister Huang is angry?"
Huang Rong: "..."
This familiar tone... here it goes again!
What a bitch!
"Eat quickly, the food will be cold soon!" Hong Qigong couldn't wait...
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