Chapter 238 What is "Tango"? (2-in-1, please subscribe)
The last thing Xu Fu lacks is time!
As for whether he would die accidentally on the way, he was actually not worried at all. The worst he could do was go further north and find a more bitter and cold place to survive...
Or simply change your identity every once in a while like you did before...
Having lived for more than 1,700 years, Xu Fu has become an expert on the subject of how to preserve life!
He has experienced all kinds of ways and colors, and he is familiar with the road!
If Xu Fu hadn't committed suicide by himself in the original time and space, and had his power removed by the Five Thunder Transformation Hands, then he really wouldn't be able to die...
However, what Xu Fu is looking forward to most at this time is obviously not this.
He rubbed his hands and looked at Hao Jian expectantly, "My dear, Sect Master, Xiao Fuzi has no other pursuits... I just want to ask, Sect Master, during your retreat... do you have any new works? Singing and dancing.
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"Master, if you don't come out of seclusion, little Fuzi won't be able to sing well!"
Hao Jian smiled and said, "Of course!"
"Sect Master, teach me quickly." Xu Fu immediately became energetic.
Hao Jian glanced at Mu Yingxiong and Po Jun, and said, "Okay, you two should learn together! I will... teach you how to sing and dance tango today!"
"Tang...go?" Po Jun looked confused, "What is tango?"
Hao Jian cleared his throat and danced: "What is tango? I'm telling you, remember, tango is walking... walking!"
Pojun: (ノ°ο°)ノ, "What is... walking~~~?"
Xu Fu:(ˊ〇ˋ*).
Mu Yingxiong: (⊙o⊙).
Hao Jian smiled and assumed a classic pose, "You guys follow me! Stand out your chest! Tuck your abdomen in! Curl your legs!"
The three of them imitated Hao Jian's somewhat weird posture in confusion.
Hao Jian took a look and said, "Not bad, it tastes like that! Time... time..."
He raised his hand and walked to the left first, singing as he walked: "Tango music is wading, wading, walking!"
"Three steps, one step, two steps, one step, two steps, two steps, two steps back!"
"Take five steps and lower your waist!"
"Six steps and one wave!"
"Then you keep walking and walking!"
"Have you learned it yet?"
Xu Fu said with curiosity on his face: "This is called... tango? The pace is interesting and tight..."
"Come on, come on, let's do it a few more times!" Hao Jian said with a smile, "Tango... I'm going back and forth..."
Then, from time to time, people from the back mountain of Jianzong would say, "Three steps, one step, two steps, one step, two steps, two turns, two turns..."
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Wu Wudi slowly opened his eyes, sat up slowly, and was thinking about the previous events in a daze... when he heard the noise coming from the side.
When he turned around and saw this scene, Wu Wudi almost thought he had seen it wrong!
Rubbing his eyes vigorously to make sure he saw correctly, he said blankly: "You... what are you doing?"
Xu Fu beckoned: "Crazy Wu, come quickly! This is the tango of the sect leader's Protestant religion!"
"What...what song?" Wu Wudi became more and more confused.
"Tango! Come and do it together!" Xu Fu couldn't help waving, and while waving, he sang: "When you take five steps, you lower your waist, and when you take six steps, you wave..."
Wu Wudi: "..."
He felt himself, his spirit was extraordinarily relaxed, he felt comfortable from the inside out, and the shackles in his blood that he was born with... disappeared!
"The blood curse...is gone!"
He suddenly jumped up, his face full of joy, and then he shouted in surprise: "The blood curse has disappeared... Hahahaha, dad, have you seen it? The curse of our Wu family has disappeared! Hahahahaha..."
Wu Wudi laughed wildly for a while, then knelt down in the snow and said, "Thank you so much, Master, for your great kindness. The Wu family will never forget it for generations to come!"
Hao Jian danced and said, "No need to thank you, let's dance tango together!"
Wu Wudi was in a great mood, and immediately jumped up and clumsily joined the "wading" team.
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Since that day, the Great Demon God finally escaped with his life...
Although the thing was missing, he didn't care. He thought that it would not be difficult to regenerate the thing as long as he used the "Four Jue of Hun Tian" at night.
At this moment, night is coming.
The Great Demon God bathed in the moonlight, constantly absorbing the power of the four phases of wind, rain, thunder and fire.
With his eyes closed, he could feel that his body was full of strength again, and the crotch area was undergoing wonderful changes...
After a while, the Great Demon God slowly stopped his power and reached down to touch...
Immediately his face changed drastically!
Empty!
"What's going on..."
As soon as he opened his mouth, he found that his voice had become as sharp and slender as a woman's!
This time, the Great Demon God could no longer sit still. The moment he jumped up suddenly, he felt a...gravity on his chest!
He lowered his head tremblingly and didn't see his toes!
Not believing in evil, he came to the beach. Through the moonlight on the sea, the Great Demon God finally saw himself clearly at this moment.
Waist, breast enlargement, buttocks...
He has all these postures that a woman should have!
But the only thing that hasn't changed... is his face!
Terrible and terrifying!
Look at the back and bewitch thousands of troops;
Turn around and scare away millions of troops!
"ah!"
Seeing himself in the sea, the Great Demon God looked up to the sky with fear and roared. With his terrifying power unleashed, waves surged into the sky around him...
He...oh no, it should be her from now on!
She simply couldn't accept her weird appearance at the moment, but no matter how she improved her skills, she could only make the bear bigger and her waist a little slimmer...
Xiao Jingtian is so awesome now!
She has become a real Xiao Jingtian!
For the first time in her life, Xiao Jingtian knelt down weakly in the sea water. All this was beyond her imagination...
"I...can I still go back? What...what should I do?"
"No, I want revenge! If I don't take revenge, it will be unjust!"
While screaming, Xiao Jingtian's face gradually became grim, "Looking at it now, my strength alone... is not enough! Yes, go back to Japan! Those people under my second brother... have worked hard to train them for so many years.
This time, all the people in the Central Plains will be killed by me, and everything will be turned upside down! The great catastrophe... I will start the great catastrophe now!"
Thinking of this, Xiao Jingtian slowly stood up and walked step by step towards the depths of the sea...
Going further and further...
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Jian Zong.
In just a few days, "Tango" has become a new trend in Jianzong!
Under the leadership of Xu Fu, "Tango" square dance has fully emerged...
But Hao Jian was a little quiet and thoughtful.
After leaving the affairs of the Sword Sect to Po Jun and a few others, Hao Jian set out on his way to the Central Plains.
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Leshan.
A big man holding a woodcutter was staring at the swordsman not far in front of him.
The swordsman held a red long sword in his hand and said in a deep voice: "Nan Lin Sword Head, Bei Yin Kuang Sword, each occupying one side, leading each other's coquettishness! You and I should have fought five years ago, but until today, even if we die,
, I will have no regrets in this life!"
The swordsman was full of sword energy and shouted: "In that case, let's take action!"
These two people are none other than Nanlin Swordsman Duanshuai and Beiyin Kuangshou Green Man King, both of whom are well-known in the martial arts world.
"However, Duan still has something to worry about...even if he dies, it will be difficult to rest in peace." Duan Shuai said with a worried look on his face.
"A battle will determine life and death. You and I should have taken care of the aftermath before the war! After all, what else is on your mind, sir?" the Green Man King said solemnly.
Duan Shuai said: "Without him, I am the only son Duan Lang! If I die in battle, I hope you can teach him martial arts and guide him to become a talented person!"
The Green Man King heard this and said proudly: "Okay!"
Duan Shuai said happily: "Rejoice! If you are defeated, I will raise your son Nie Feng as a new child, and I will never hide anything!"
The Green Man King laughed wildly and said: "No need! If a certain family dies, my son will be proud of defeating you, and he will definitely become a talent on his own!"
Duan Shuai nodded noncommittally, then looked at the Green Man King's right hand and asked doubtfully: "...Where is your Snow Drinking Crazy Saber?"
It’s not just the Green Man King who challenges the Northern Drinking Knife, but also his world-famous Snow Drinking Knife!
But now, what the Green Man King is holding is an ordinary woodcutter...
The Green Man King roared: "Why do you need to drink snow to defeat you? Sweep the entire army!"
While roaring, the Green Man King slashed out with his sword, and a sword energy that was more than ten feet long went straight towards Duan Shuai.
Duan Shuai: "..."
Why do you call it a vertical slash that sweeps through thousands of troops?
While secretly cursing, Duan Shuai did not draw his sword, but stabbed it directly with the scabbard, shouting: "The 'White Sun Breaks' from "Fire Lin Sword Technique"!"
The sword was not unsheathed, and the sky was filled with red sword light!
"Red apricot comes out of the wall!" The Green Man King also changed his move again. This move was originally called "Red Apricot in the Snow". Since "Nie" became "Green", he integrated full of hatred into this move.
Transformed into "Hongxing Chuqiang"!
No, when you hear this name, Duan Shuai understands it instantly!
After several moves in succession, the Green Man King said angrily: "Why hasn't the Fire Lin Sword been unsheathed yet?"
Duan Shuai said: "If you don't see Xue Yin, what's the point of unsheathing the fire lin?"
"The Fire Lin Sword Technique and the Fire Lin Sword work perfectly together. If you don't draw your sword, you will definitely be defeated!"
As the Green Man King was speaking, he avoided the long sword, but was unexpectedly hit on the cheek by the sword spike.
"Crack!"
Slap in the face!
Duan Shuai stood with his sword in hand and said in a deep voice: "Duan Shuai can defeat you without relying on the divine edge!"
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When Hao Jian came to Leshan, he happened to see the Green Man King and Duan Shuai being kidnapped by the Fire Qilin, while Nie Feng and Duan Lang were thrown out of Lingyun Cave by the two at the same time.
Seeing that Nie Feng and Duan Lang were about to fall into the turbulent river, a figure in black rushed out like lightning, trying to catch the two of them, but only caught Nie Feng...
"Duan Lang!" Nie Feng yelled and was about to throw the snow drink in his hand to save Duan Lang...
At the critical moment, another figure leaped into the air and caught Duanlang in the blink of an eye.
When Nie Feng saw this scene, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and allowed the figure in black to grab him and return him to the lap of the Buddha...
It was Hao Jian who caught Duanlang.
"Thank you... thank you..." Duanlang Jingxun said after finishing his sentence.
Hao Jian smiled and said nothing, but he had an idea in his mind.
Duan Lang can be called the super villain of the original time and space. He has already emerged in the first part. In the second part, after obtaining the Double Dragon Yuan, he holds down the wind and clouds and explodes the hammer...
But in fact, Duanlang's nature is not bad, but a series of things after joining Tianxiahui made him bad!
Creating the villain Duan Lang simply gave him lofty and beautiful dreams, a persevering spirit, a clear brain, and finally gave him an extremely miserable life and a childhood full of torture!
However, if the villain can be cared for from the beginning, will he turn dark again?
If Xu Baiyue Jinjiang had been cared for from the beginning, maybe he would have become the most successful astronomer in the world!
"Mr. Duanlang, as the new generation leader of the Sword Sect, what do you think?"
"I want to thank a person! It was he who saved me at the foot of the Leshan Giant Buddha, taught me martial arts, and allowed me to revive my broken family... until I get to where I am today!"
Hao Jian feels that such a development... is not bad!
"System, does this count as changing my life for Duanlang Nitian?"
The system replied: "Forget it, host."
When he understood in his heart, he looked at the figure in black.
He was a young man who exuded the aura of death. He was a few years older than Nie Feng and Duan Lang. His face was blank, and his whole body was filled with the cold intention of not allowing strangers to enter.
Needless to say, the only one in the world who looks like this is Bu Jingyun, the "god who doesn't cry death"!
Yuan Kong was just "Er Yunzi" at the beginning, but slowly achieved a counterattack and successfully became the number one protagonist!
If it is called "Wind and Cloud", it would be more appropriate to call it "Legend of Bu Jingyun"...
Except for the defeat in the "I'm a father" battle...
From the beginning of "Pailing Cloud Palm" and "Huo Family Sword Technique", to the "Inexplicable Sword Technique" taught by the unknown master later, and from touching the corpse in the arms of the sword master to the "Holy Spirit Sword Technique", all these are still
It’s considered normal to become stronger...
Since the creation of "Three Hegemons Sword", Bu Jingyun has started to improve like a rocket.
》……
In comparison, the original number one protagonist, Junior Sister Feng...
Emmmmm…
The performance is indeed slightly inferior...
Bu Jingyun also felt Hao Jian's gaze, looked at him indifferently, then turned around and left without saying a word.
Nie Feng looked at Lingyun Cave in bewilderment, then looked at Duanlang on the other side of the river, and shouted: "Duanlang..."
Xiao Duanzi also looked at Nie Feng, his eyes full of reluctance.
He could clearly see Nie Feng's choice in that moment!
In order to save him, he even lost his snow drinking knife...
Hao Jian met Duan Lang's earnest eyes and smiled: "He has his destiny, you don't have to worry! As for you, if you have somewhere to go, I can take you there."
Xiao Duanzi's face turned gloomy, "My father...is dead, where else can I go..."
Hao Jian naturally knew that Duan Shuai was not dead, so he smiled and said, "Since you have nowhere to go, then come with me."
"Then...then can you teach me martial arts?" Xiao Duanzi asked hopefully.
"It depends on your performance... not everyone can learn my martial arts!" Hao Jian raised his eyebrows and laughed.
"I will work hard!" Xiao Duanzi said happily.
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It's late at night.
In the ruined temple, a figure was covered in stinky blood, lying weakly in it, looking at the dusty Buddha statue, and shouted in a daze: "Oh my god! Buddha! What did I do wrong?
Being punished like this..."
The Buddha statue was silent.
"I have been calculating all the secrets in my life and giving guidance to the world. Is this also wrong?"
Suddenly, a thunderbolt fell, penetrated the roof of the ruined temple, and struck in front of him.
It was like... God's response to his question.
Condemned by God!
Suddenly frightened, he remembered an old incident...
"Is it... because of that criticism..."
"How can golden scales be something in a pond..."
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