Chapter 252 Red beans and lovesickness (two in one, please subscribe)
As he was talking here, the big witch's face suddenly changed, "Old guy, my brother and I have never been married. Where did you get your granddaughter?"
Xiaosanxiao was immediately stunned...
"This... that... this..."
Hao Jian said cheerfully: "Ah, I take back what I just said... It turns out that you are not lacking a wife at all! Aunt Momonomi, Aunt Hebei Aihua, Aunt Shinoda Yu..."
Seeing the witch's increasingly ferocious expression, Xiao Sanxiao's forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, and he quickly said: "Don't talk nonsense! There is no such thing as an aunt..."
"Then tell me, how did Susu come here? It can't be that she jumped out of the cracks in the rocks, right?" the big witch said sternly.
Xiaosanxiao said helplessly: "The real Susu has been dead for thousands of years... Now they are all helpless and poor female dolls adopted by me..."
Immediately, he put on a deep expression and sighed: "The red beans are placed on the exquisite dice, and I miss you deeply... Ever since your mother passed away, I have been thinking about it day and night, but not about food or tea... Later, by chance,
During this time, I met a woman who is very similar to your mother... and that's why..."
"Bah! You go to the grave and burn leaves - you are fooling the devil!" the big witch said disdainfully.
Hao Jian interrupted: "Senior Xiao, can you still recite poetry?"
"Of course! Do you think I'm you and you're asking crazy questions? As the saying goes: Red beans grow in the south. How many branches will they sprout when spring comes? I hope you will pick more of them, as this is the most loved thing!"
Hearing this, Hao Jian sneered and said: "What's so great about picking up people's wisdom! Listen to me recite a poem for you on the spot!"
After pondering for a moment, Hao Jian said:
“Red beans go with acacia, mung beans go with tortoise.
Lovesickness always makes you suffer, but this bastard can help you a lot!"
Xiao Sanxiao and even the Xiao brothers and sisters: "..."
"Pfft hahahahahahahaha...bastard can make up for it! Hahahahahaha..."
Xu Fu and others couldn't stop laughing.
The more they smile, the more livid their faces become.
They all have the blood of Dragon Turtle flowing in their bodies, and Dragon Turtle and Bastard...
This is simply pointing at the nose and swearing!
Hao Jian paused and said: "Forget it, I won't bully you anymore! Old guy, you didn't answer the question just now, I'll give you another chance! Zi Zai Shang said: The dead are like this, and they don't give up day and night. This
What does the sentence mean?”
He smiled three times and twisted his beard and said: "Hey, now you can hit me on the back of my hand! This sentence was said by Confucius. When Confucius traveled around the world, I also sat and discussed with him. The meaning of this sentence is,
Confucius sighed by the river. Time is passing by like flowing water, and it will never come back."
Hao Jian waved his hands and said, "I don't think it's right! This sentence clearly means: If you are a really powerful person, if you stand by the river, the corpses of your enemies will float down the current."
Xiaosanxiao’s mung bean eyes widened, “What nonsense are you talking about? What about not giving up day and night?”
Hao Jian said without hesitation: "Wandering regardless of day or night..."
Xiaosanxiao was shocked and said: "If Confucius knew that you misinterpreted his words, he would die in despair! I have personally talked with Confucius, and what I said is his true meaning!"
Hao Jian retorted: "So what if we talked? You are not a fish, how can you know the joy of fish? You are not Confucius, how do you know the original meaning of what Confucius said..."
"I think...this sentence..."
Hao Jian didn't wait for Xiao Sanxiao to finish before interrupting: "I don't want you to feel it, I want me to feel it!"
Xiao Sanxiao: "..."
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Xiao Sanxiao finally took away the big witch and the big master, and the two siblings who had lost their martial arts... no longer had the arrogance they had before.
The Hidden Sword Style station had already been razed to the ground in this battle.
After looking around, Hao Jian said with a smile: "Let's go back to the Central Plains!"
"Yes, Master (sect leader)!" The three of them responded in unison.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully resolving the great catastrophe in the world of "Wind and Cloud" and winning the title of 'Guardian of China'!"
Hao Jian suddenly heard the system prompt and wondered in his heart: "The title of 'Guardian of China'? What is the benefit of this title...?"
The system replied: "Somehow, I will be supported by the fate of the creatures in China, and I will also be favored by the will of the world. In short, there are many benefits!"
Hao Jian nodded slightly, this was an unexpected surprise!
good!
But thinking about it, that's right. After all, during this trip, he almost wiped out all the Japanese strong men, and he can be called the "King of the Anti-Japanese"!
Not only did it avoid the destruction of the dragon veins of the original time and space of China, but it also eliminated the direct promoter of the Qianqiu Catastrophe. Is it too much to receive this title?
Not too much at all!
It’s reasonable and well-deserved!
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Returning to the seaside, Luo Xian was standing at the bow of the boat. He quickly got off the boat and saluted: "Welcome to the sect master, sect master!"
"Sect Master, please board the ship! Hey, be careful where you step!" Xu Fu said with a wink.
"Flatterer!" Wu Wudi said disdainfully.
When a few people boarded the bow, a scream suddenly came from the seaside, "Wait...wait for me, take me with you!"
Yan Ying!
Wu Wudi suddenly remembered the soft and boneless feeling when he was carrying her on his back, and hurriedly said: "Sect Master, wait a moment!"
After that, he flew off the boat and came to Yan Ying's side. He said with an upright face: "Miss Yingying...you want to go back to the Central Plains?"
Yan Ying lowered her head and said in a voice as loud as a mosquito: "Can...can you?"
She was screaming just now, but she immediately turned into a shy beauty!
"Of course! A certain family will take you back right now!" Wu Wudi said proudly.
Yan Ying looked at Wu Wudi with eyes full of admiration, "So domineering! This is the invincible tyrant! This is my destiny!"
Thinking of this, she felt like she couldn't even close her legs...
With a sound of "嘤咛", Yan Ying fell into Wu Wudi's arms, "Then...then I'll leave it to you...Wudi!嘤嘤嘤..."
At this sound, Wu Wudi felt half of his body go numb, and his chest thumped loudly, "Put it on someone's body!"
As he spoke, he gently stretched his arms, hugged Yan Ying's slender waist, and with a little step, he soared up into the void like a roc and landed firmly on the deck.
"Sect Master, Miss Yan...is in trouble here..."
Hao Jian glanced at Yan Ying and suddenly smiled: "No problem, let's set off!"
…
On the vast sea, the big ship separated from the waves leisurely and moved forward into the wind.
Hao Jian stood on the bow of the boat, looking at the rising sun in the east, and suddenly felt a desire to leave.
"Ding! As a friendly reminder, the host's current comprehensive strength evaluation is only at the early six-star stage. It is better to cultivate in this world for a while. It will not be too late to go to the next world when it reaches the late six-star stage! Of course, if the host insists, he can go to the next world at any time.
You can all leave."
Hao Jian instantly chose to follow his heart's choice, "Then I'll wait!"
"Yeah! The host is so smart!"
Hao Jian: "..."
From the system prompts, Hao Jian could clearly feel that the system did not recommend that he leave now!
This shows that the span of strength in the next world is not small. Going there with your current strength is extremely risky!
Before, no matter whether it was the Rainy World or the Fengyun World, the system had never told him to "wait a little longer"...
"What is the general strength of the next world?" Hao Jian asked tentatively.
The system replied: "Eight words, not many in number, not weak in strength!"
Next, no matter how Hao Jian tried to insinuate himself, the system would not reveal anything anymore...
In desperation, Hao Jian had no choice but to give up and start thinking about how to improve his strength again...
"There is no shortage of magical weapons and skill secrets... Now it seems that the only thing that can be strengthened is to accumulate skill..."
Nowadays, skill has become a shortcoming!
"The only thing that can quickly enhance my skills is the true essence of the four auspicious beasts... Is it possible that I have to wait until the moment of shock to slay the dragon?"
While he was thinking wildly, Wu Wudi walked out with an annoyed look on his face, walked to Hao Jianjian's side, and let out a long sigh, "ε=(ο｀*)))Oh!"
Hao Jian turned his head and glanced at Wu Wudi, wondering: "Why are you sighing? I offended your face...is the girl angry?"
Wu Wudi shook his head and said: "That's not true! It's just that a certain family is stupid and can't think of how to make her happy... Sect Master, you are always smart, can you teach me?"
Hao Jian couldn't help but laugh, "I want to be single...of course I can!"
After pondering for a while, he slowly said: "If you want to make a woman happy, especially a woman you like, you have to learn some love words."
Wu Wudi's eyes lit up, "Yes, yes, it's just... love words! A certain family is a rough man. After thinking about it, he can only think of 'having a baby with you'... not elegant at all, Sect Master, you
Teach me a few words?”
Hao Jian said cheerfully: "Easy to say, easy to say...you...such, such, such and such..."
After Wu Wudi listened, he rubbed his chin, thought about it for a moment, and suddenly realized, "So that's how it is, it's really clever!"
"Have you learned it?" Hao Jian smiled.
"Let's meet for a while... Sect Master, please stay here and look at the scenery. Let's go and try a certain family now!" Wu Wudi walked into the cabin again with a rippling expression on his face, excited.
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In the cabin, Yan Ying was sitting at the table, looking at the mirror with yellow stickers, and then she saw Wu Wudi walking in cautiously in the mirror.
"Wudi, what did you just do?" Yan Ying said with a smile on her face.
Wu Wudi groaned for a long time, feeling a little nervous...
By the way, I was never so nervous before beating Xu Fu.
"Wudi, you... have something to say?"
Wu Wudi nodded heavily, and then said with emotion: "Yes, I have something to say!"
Yan Ying listened to Wu Wudi's impassioned voice and was filled with joy: This is the taste, so manly!
"You...you said."
Yan Ying couldn't help but lower her head and said softly.
Wu Wudi kept mumbling for a long time, and then he stumbled and said: "Yan Ying, someone is asking you, why... why does the 'sound' go out of tune, and... and..."
"And...and the 'song' won't be out of tune?"
Yan Ying's face was a little confused, "You mean...Yinyue?"
"Hey, right, right! Why... why?" Wu Wudi was so anxious that he was sweating.
Yan Yingjiao smiled and said: "The slave family doesn't know, Wudi, tell the slave family why this is?"
Wu Wudi's tiger body trembled, and he said with emotion: "Because...because I like you, so I will never run away or leave you behind!"
As he spoke, he also raised his right hand, crossed his thumb and index finger, "Compare... compare hearts!"
Yan Ying's delicate body was shaking wildly, and she looked at Wu Wudi's gesture in surprise, "Uh-huh...really...really?"
"Of course it's true!" Wu Wudi said boldly.
"Then...then for the rest of my life, I will rely on you to protect my family..."
These words fell on Wu Wudi's ears, and he suddenly felt that the entire cabin turned pink...
"I...I have given birth to a child, do you...do you mind?" Yan Ying said softly.
Wu Wudi waved his hand proudly, "I don't mind!"
"Uh-huh, really?"
"real!"
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The next day, when Wu Wudi came out of the cabin, the expression on his face was quite turbulent.
"Sect Master, Xu Fu, Ying Xiong, I have something to say!"
Xu Fu pouted, and when he saw Wu Wudi's expression, he guessed it...
Mu Yingxiong smiled and said, "Elder Wu just says it doesn't matter!"
Wu Wudi coughed twice, and then said: "In a certain house, there are wandering clouds and wild cranes in the past, and from now on the mandarin ducks will fly together!"
Mu Yingxiong laughed secretly when he heard this, while Xu Fu said disdainfully: "Crazy Wu, how can you say such an elegant sentence? I can think of it with my butt, that little lady taught you! Let's just say, you are
Vulgar gentlemen, they insist on learning elegance, it is simply nondescript!"
Wu Wudi's expression froze, and he wanted to say something else, but Xu Fu had already continued: "People who have been here tell you, don't take that little lady too seriously! The more you pamper her, the more complacent she will be!"
"Then...what should a certain family do?" Wu Wudi said blankly.
Xu Fu sneered: "Just keep your rough and heroic look! The more heroic you are, the more she can't live without you!"
"Really...really?" Wu Wudi was a little unbelievable.
"Do I need to lie to you? Benfu has lived for so many years and has met countless women. He is thin and fat, and has experienced all kinds of personalities and body shapes! A woman like Yan Ying, Benfu can tell at a glance
I can tell... you, if you take it too seriously, you are no match for her!"
"How is that possible? Just a weak woman like her..." Wu Wudi said with a smile.
"When she says '嘘嘤嘤', you feel like you have lost your soul!" Xu Fu sneered.
Wu Wudi thought about it, this is really what happened... He quickly said: "Then, how should a certain family deal with her '嘤嘤嘤'?"
Mu Yingxiong smiled and said: "Elder Wu, I have a way to do this! It's the Patriarch's method. It's easy to use and will definitely cure the 'whining monster'!"
Wu Wudi immediately walked quickly to Mu Yingxiong and said humbly: "Teach me a certain family!"
Mu Yingxiong said with a mysterious look on his face: "It's very simple! Women always say '嘤嘤嘤', but actually they want you to care about her! So, you only need to reply to her with four words."
"Which four words?" Wu Wudi suppressed the excitement in his heart and listened carefully.
"Drink more hot water!"
Wu Wudi looked at Mu Yingxiong half-understanding, "Is this... so simple? Can it be done?"
"Absolutely! This is the secret of the sect master, don't you think so, sect master?" Xu Fu said with a smile.
Hao Jian also smiled and said: "I can only tell you, these four words... work!"
Wu Wudi was overjoyed, "I remember it! I'll try it later..."
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