He calmed down his emotions and immediately regrouped and said: "Master, come again!"
Hao Jian chuckled, "Okay! Second question: Who is Da Mi's father?"
Duang! Duang! Duang!
Li Xiaoyao's head continued to buzz...
"No, no, calm down... Calm down... Follow Master's thoughts, and you will be able to find the correct answer..." Li Xiaoyao kept saying to himself in his heart.
This time, Zhao Ling'er also fell into deep thought and murmured: "The answer must still be the same as before, closely related to rice... But what exactly is this connection?"
Li Xiaoyao thought to himself: "Mi's mother is a flower, Mi's dad... Mi's dad..."
Suddenly, he blurted out: "I know! Master, the answer is butterfly! Because 'Butterflies Love Flowers', the flower is Mi's mother, and the butterfly is Mi's father! Right? Right?"
Hao Jian glanced at Li Xiaoyao in surprise, "Okay, Xiaoyao!"
"Hahahahahaha... I know it! I, Li Xiaoyao, am destined to become a peerless hero. I am extremely smart. How can this problem stump me? Hahahahaha..." Li Xiaoyao laughed proudly.
Hao Jian smiled and said: "Okay! The third question is, who is Da Mi's grandmother?"
Li Xiaoyao said speechlessly: "Master, are you trying to gather Qi Mi's family tree?"
"Stop talking nonsense and answer the question!" Hao Jian said.
Li Xiaoyao thought deeply: "These questions are all in a series... Let me explain, Mi's mother is a flower, and grandma is a flower's mother... In other words, the essence of this question is to ask what makes a flower! Master,
I think I have grasped the essence of your question..."
"So, the answer is: a wonderful pen brings flowers! Rice's grandma is a wonderful pen!"
"Wow! Brother Xiaoyao is really smart!" Zhao Ling'er praised.
"How is it? Right?" Li Xiaoyao became more and more proud.
Hao Jian pouted, "Congratulations, you got the answer right!"
"Hahahahaha...Master, what I said is right! I really have grasped the essence of the problem!"
Hao Jian looked at the somewhat manic Li Xiaoyao and said calmly: "Okay! You answered two of the three questions correctly! I will teach you a set of martial arts as a teacher. But do you dare to ask another additional question?"
Li Xiaoyao said confidently: "Why don't you dare? Master, please give me a question!"
Hao Jian pondered for a moment, looked at Li Xiaoyao and said: "This time it's a match!"
"Yes...right?"
Li Xiaoyao was stunned...
Hao Jian said: "My first couplet is: I work in one line of work, but I hate another line of work. Change to another line of work, and miss the old line of work. Three hundred and sixty lines of work, and I curse my mother every time I do it!"
Li Xiaoyao thought for a while and said with a sad face: "My master... you don't think this disciple is like a person who has read poetry and books? This couple... I really can't get along... Otherwise, you still choose
Ask a question?"
"Ignorant and ignorant! Okay, let me ask you, if there are so many thorns on the fish, why doesn't it prick itself when it swims?" Hao Jian said.
Li Xiaoyao and Zhao Ling'er took a deep breath at the same time...
"Master, this question of yours is simply incredible! When will a disciple be able to ask such...such...wonderful questions?"
Hao Jian smiled and said: "So, why exactly?"
Li Xiaoyao curled his lips and said: "You are not a fish, how can you know the pain of a fish?"
"Okay! I've told you all the allusions, how dare you say that you don't understand poetry?" Hao Jian pretended to be angry.
Li Xiaoyao chuckled, "Master, once a man's words are broken, it's hard to keep them! You'd better fulfill your promise quickly and teach me martial arts?"
Hao Jian laughed dumbly, "As a teacher, I won't break my promise! In that case, I have three sword skills, so I will teach them to you! As before, I will only teach you once!"
"Thank you, Master!" Li Xiaoyao said happily.
Hao Jian suddenly pointed at Li Xiaoyao's eyebrows again.
Just when Li Xiaoyao closed his eyes and felt the sword intention in the sea of consciousness...
"Brother Hao, there's Ling'er here too! Where's the martial arts you promised Ling'er?" Zhao Ling'er raised her smooth chin and said, looking at Hao Jian with a smile in her eyes.
"Of course I haven't forgotten it! I taught you "Wing Chun" last time. If this time... then I will teach you another boxing technique called..."
"Jet Kune Do!"
Zhao Ling'er nodded ignorantly, "Okay, okay!"
"Attention, the key to this boxing technique is to use the impossible as the method, and the infinite as the limited! At the moment of punching... it must be accompanied by the corresponding... slogan! Just like when you release "Wing Chun", you must say '
Wing Chun and Ling Wen are the same!"
"What slogan?" Zhao Ling'er asked curiously with her eyes wide open.
Hao Jian smiled and said, "I'll demonstrate it to you, and you'll see if you like it!"
As he spoke, Hao Jian suddenly punched him straight and shouted: "Oh↑oh↓~~~~I'll fight!"
Zhao Ling'er was immediately stunned...
"Come on, try it!" Hao Jian said in a persuasive manner.
Zhao Ling'er nodded in confusion, then imitated Hao Jian's posture and punched, and at the same time softly exclaimed: "Oh ↑ oh ↓~~~~ I'm da da da da da!"
Hao Jian nodded with satisfaction, "Not bad! Ling'er, you have mastered the essence of "Jet Kune Do"!"
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When the three of them returned to Suzhou City, it was already getting late.
But the huge Suzhou is still brightly lit and there is an endless stream of people coming and going.
Li Xiaoyao walked on the left side of Hao Jian. As he walked, he was still thinking about the three sword techniques in his mind, "One sword hides in the air! Hundred swords have no end! Ten thousand swords return to the origin! The master is worthy of being a master. These three moves
The swordsmanship goes from simple to profound, and in terms of power, it is not inferior to "Sword Controlling Technique" at all! Master, you are so knowledgeable and unfathomable..."
Zhao Ling'er was walking on the right side of Hao Jian, thinking about "Jet Kune Do" as she walked, her pink fists clenched into small fists from time to time, "Oh~~~I'm~~~"
As soon as he spoke, Zhao Ling'er suddenly raised her head and looked around nervously. When she met Hao Jian's eyes, Zhao Ling'er immediately felt a little embarrassed. She stuck out her tongue and made a face.
Seeing Zhao Ling'er's cute and innocent look, Hao Jian couldn't help but shake his head and laugh to himself.
When passing through a dark alley, there was a malicious sneer inside, mixed with a somewhat frightened voice.
"Everyone... brothers, I am Liu Jinyuan, I... I have never met any of you brothers, why, why did you kidnap me here?"
"Hehe... I don't care what money you have, brothers are short of money recently and don't have enough money to spend! Looking at your tender skin and tender meat, and the rich clothes you wear, I think you won't be short of money! Lend me a few taels of silver to lend me a few taels of silver.
chant?"
Hao Jian stopped, looked into the deep alley and said, "Master Li, this road is uneven again, why don't you step on it?"
Li Xiaoyao woke up from a dream, "Ah? What...what?"
"I'll go!" Zhao Ling'er's pink face showed a bit of sassiness, and she turned into the dark alley first.
Hao Jian looked at Zhao Ling'er's beautiful back, rubbed his chin and said, "Could it be...that this is 'I love you and walk alone in a dark alley'?"
"Kneel down!" The gangster's roar came from inside, mixed with the sound of fists hitting flesh.
"Hiss... I have gold under my knees! Hiss... In his whole life, Jin Yuan has only knelt down to the Lord of Heaven and Earth and his master. Hiss... how can he kneel down to you?" Liu Jinyuan said while sucking in the cold air.
"Well, I love the way you don't kneel down! I love that you have endured despair and refused to cry..." Hao Jian sang casually.
"stop!"
Just when Liu Jinyuan was in despair, there was a sudden scream.
When the three gangsters heard the sound and took a look, they couldn't turn their eyes away immediately.
"Hey, what song is this little girl singing? Beauty saves scholar? Ah? Hahahahaha..."
"Brother, look at this little girl, she looks just like a fairy daughter! It seems that we don't need to go to the brothel tonight... this is a lucky break! Brother, you are happy enough, don't forget your brothers?
"
Hearing this, the leading gangster looked Zhao Ling'er up and down carefully, and couldn't help but smile evilly: "Beautiful! So beautiful! So beautiful! I have grown up, and I have never seen any girl in a brothel who is so beautiful... This
The figure, the face... tsk tsk... the frown and eyesight, she is definitely a child!"
"Girl, go quickly! Go quickly!" Liu Jinyuan originally thought that the savior was coming, but he didn't expect that it was a girl who was more beautiful than a fairy, so he shouted immediately.
"Shut up! Stinky scholar!" The gangster turned around and roared, and then turned to look at Zhao Ling'er with a smile on his face.
At the entrance of the alley, Li Xiaoyao sighed: "Poor gangsters, I'm afraid they don't know what it means... to punch the chest with a small fist..."
Zhao Ling'er stared at the three gangsters, slowly made the starting move, and said coldly: "Wing Chun, Ling Wen!"
"Hey, you know how to box? Come on, hit me here, I'm not afraid of pain!" the gangster leader said with a smile.
"I'm da da da da da..." As she cried out, Zhao Ling'er jumped up and raised her pink fist.
The pink fist shone with Nuwa's spiritual power, falling on the gangster like raindrops...
In the blink of an eye, the three gangsters turned from surprise to fright, and soon passed out without knowing what happened...
Liu Jinyuan was dumbfounded and said in a dreamy voice: "Could it be that... all beautiful girls have such a high martial arts value?"
At this moment, another beautiful image flashed in his mind, as beautiful and as violent as the one in front of him!
Zhao Linger patted her white and tender palms, looked at Liu Jinyuan and said, "Are you okay?"
"Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay..."
At this moment, this sentence echoed repeatedly in Liu Jinyuan's mind!
He suddenly shook, flicked the dust on his body, pressed his hands to the bottom, and said: "I'm fine! Thank you... the heroine for helping me!"
"Hehe, you don't have to be so polite! Brother Xiaoyao said that when the road is rough, draw your sword to help!" Zhao Ling'er said with a smile.
"Then why can't you remember what I said, 'When the road is uneven, take a detour'?" Hao Jian and Li Xiaoyao walked over and said with a smile.
Zhao Ling'er stuck out her tongue and said coquettishly: "Ling'er sees that he is being bullied. He is also a weak scholar..."
Hao Jian smiled, "Okay! Ling'er is indeed a heroine! Now that it's settled, let's go..."
Liu Jinyuan heard this and said quickly: "Everyone, wait a moment!"
"Hey, we saved you, what else do you want?" Li Xiaoyao asked dissatisfied.
Liu Jinyuan said: "Brother, I've misunderstood you! It's not a gentleman to repay a favor without repaying it. I'm Liu Jinyuan. If the three of you don't mind, please let Jin Yuan talk to express your gratitude! It's getting late, so please go to the home of the late-born close relatives to rest.
"
Li Xiaoyao laughed when he heard this and said, "That's it! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no need, chivalry comes first, and we never give kindness in return!"
"The hero is indeed brave and courageous. Jin Yuan admires him! However, this is a late-life wish. I hope the hero will never refuse again..." Liu Jinyuan said sincerely.
Hao Jian's heart moved, and he immediately said: "Then... we are more respectful than obeying orders!"
"Very good, very good! My uncle is also a person in the world, and he likes to entertain righteous people. If you can show your appreciation, my uncle will definitely be happy!" Liu Jinyuan said with a smile.
At that moment, Liu Jinyuan took the three of them to Linjiabao and said as they walked: "By the way, haven't you asked the names of the three heroes yet?"
"Jin Yuan, this is my master, Hao Da, who is known as the 'Sword Immortal'... Oh no, Hao Juxia! I am Li Xiaoyao, you can call me Li Shaoxia... and this fairy sister who saved you, her name is
Zhao Ling'er! Just call her...Xianzi Zhao..." Li Xiaoyao introduced her carelessly.
Liu Jinyuan stopped, bowed and saluted again: "So, Jin Yuan has met Hao Juxia! Li Shaoxia! Zhao Xianzi!"
Zhao Ling'er chuckled when she heard this, and said to herself: "Brother Xiaoyao... is really... naughty!"
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