Chapter 284 I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, two in one
Chapter 284 I won’t listen, I won’t listen, I won’t listen (two-in-one, please subscribe)
Nanzhao.
As soon as Hao Jian and others arrived in Nanzhao, Elder Shi, who was assisting the Witch King on his sick bed with government affairs in the palace, immediately felt something.
Not only him, A Jiang, who was wearing a black robe in the Nanzhao Moon Worshiping Sect's main altar, also looked out the window thoughtfully.
Behind him is the flag of the Lunar Worship Cult, and next to it hangs a painting with a pattern of five stars in a row, in addition to various other mysterious icons.
"I see……"
"No wonder the congregants I sent didn't come back. Her Royal Highness has an expert beside her to help her..."
"This world... is really boring! In this world without love, there is not even one person who can discover the truth of the world... What's the use of keeping such a world?"
While sighing, a member of the congregation suddenly walked in hurriedly, bowed respectfully in front of A Jiang, and said in a deep voice: "Great and holy leader, your loyal and devout believer has brought you news,
The daughter of His Majesty the Witch King has returned to Nanzhao and asked the Master for instructions."
Ajiang's expression did not waver at all, and he said calmly: "I understand."
After the congregation retreated, he said to himself: "Are you a descendant of Nuwa? Haha..."
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Outside the palace, Elder Shi, who had white hair and beard, looked at Zhao Ling'er in front of him, his face full of joy.
"Your Highness Princess, you are finally back! Come in quickly, His Majesty the Witch King has been waiting for you."
Zhao Ling'er nodded, "Okay, Elder Lao Shi is here. Brother Hao, will you go in with me?"
Elder Shi suddenly became nervous...
Hao Jian saw it and said with a smile: "I won't go in. I'm afraid that someone who can't hold back will be a bitch. It would be bad if the Witch King, who was so angry at first, was sent away directly by me..."
Zhao Ling'er: "..."
After Zhao Ling'er entered, Hao Jian looked at Elder Shi and said leisurely: "Elder Shi, you seem to have something to say to me?"
Elder Shi said in a deep voice: "May I ask, Sir, has Her Royal Highness the Princess found any information about the Witch Queen?"
Hao Jian nodded, "Yes!"
Elder Shi was overjoyed and quickly asked: "Where is the Witch Queen now?"
Hao Jian said: "Why should I tell you?"
Elder Shi: "..."
"However, it's not impossible if you want me to tell you...but...ahem...my throat is a bit dry and I can't speak..." Hao Jian said with a tight gesture.
Elder Shi heard this and said quickly: "Come here, please serve tea to Sir and the others!"
When the tea came up, Hao Jian took a sip from the cup and said leisurely: "It's so-so, it's okay..."
Elder Shi forced out a smile and said, "Sir, can you speak now?"
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and said slowly: "Not yet."
Elder Shi: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻.
Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru both looked at Elder Shi with sympathy...
"Then what do you have to do before you are willing to say it?"
Hao Jian said calmly: "Well, let me ask you a question first. If you can answer it, I will tell you. How about changing one question to another? Isn't it fair?"
Elder Shi was startled and said as a reflex: "Again?"
At this moment, he was dominated by the fear at the foot of Guiyin Mountain again...
Hao Jian chuckled, "Relex! The question this time is very simple!"
Elder Shi: "..."
I fucking believe you!
Hao Jian pondered: "This time it's a text question! The three words 'I'm sorry'...if you add two words in the middle, which two words are the most distressing?"
Elder Shi: "..."
"Don't look like this and answer more seriously! You are a veteran of three dynasties. You shouldn't have so much ink in your belly, right? If you answer, I will tell you the whereabouts of the Witch Queen!" Hao Jian raised the corners of his mouth and said with a slight smile.
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Elder Shi had no choice but to rack his brains and think, "I'm sorry... I added two words in the middle. They are one word... How to add them?"
After thinking for a long time, several strands of his beard were pulled out, but Elder Shi still felt that his mind was blank and there was no clue at all...
"I...I really can't answer..." Elder Shi said.
Hao Jian glanced sideways at Elder Shi. It seemed that Elder Shi really couldn't think of the words "I'm sorry for A"...
Thinking of this, he sighed, "Forget it, I'll give you another chance!"
Li Xiaoyao couldn't help but advise: "Elder Shi, give up! You will definitely not be able to answer my master's questions..."
Elder Shi wiped the sweat from his forehead and said unconvinced: "No, I have been in Nanzhao for hundreds of years, and I will never be troubled!"
"Hey, you still have enough confidence?"
Hao Jian thought for a moment and said slowly: "One sentence proves that you are lonely?"
Elder Shi: "???"
"Am I lonely?"
At this moment, Elder Shi's inner defense collapsed, as if there was a younger version of Elder Shi roaring in his heart: Is this horse riding a problem that humans can think of? Can you ask some more normal questions?
Hao Jian saw Elder Shi's surging heart from his eyes, but he was not panicked at all...
Anyway, Elder Shi can't beat him!
Elder Shi obviously understood this and could only continue to rack his brains.
The more anxious you are, the more clueless you are; the more clueless you are, the more anxious you are...
To put it simply, poor Elder Shi has lived for more than a hundred years, and for the first time he has fallen into this kind of inextricable cycle...
Seeing Elder Shi's pitiful look, Li Xiaoyao couldn't bear it, "Elder Shi, as the old saying goes, nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up... Don't think about it... suddenly... it's over.
ah……"
After a long time, Elder Shi breathed a long sigh of relief and sighed: "I am not very knowledgeable and I really don't know how to answer your question..."
Hao Jian smiled and said: "That's right... Do you want to know the answer?"
Elder Shi looked at Hao Jian's ungrateful smile and breathed a long sigh of relief again, "I think."
Hao Jian said: "One sentence proves that you are lonely? How simple it is. If you are really lonely and bored, you will definitely find... There are 79 paintings in this sentence!"
Elder Shi was startled, and then he felt like the world was spinning, his vision went dark, and he almost fell over...
Hao Jian laughed loudly and said: "How is it? My question is, is it the greatest work you have ever seen?"
Elder Shi put his hand on his heart and ran away in a hurry...
He felt that if he continued to talk to Hao Jian, he would probably... no, 100% of the time he would be pissed off by this guy!
"Master, how on earth did you come up with these... weird questions?"
Li Xiaoyao is truly convinced...
Hao Jian smiled and said, "Xiaoyao, there is so much knowledge in this world. Do you know how high the sky is? Do you know how thick the earth is? Do you know why the sun always rises in the east and sets in the west?"
Li Xiaoyao looked confused: "...I don't know!"
Hao Jian was chatting with Li Xiaoyao, and suddenly he looked at the corner with emotion.
Seeing this made him happy.
There was a familiar figure there, hiding behind the wall and looking furtively at something.
He said casually: "Xiaoyao, you and Yueru are waiting here for Ling'er to come out and go to meet an old friend as a teacher."
Li Xiaoyao glanced at the back in the corner and responded: "Okay, Master."
Hao Jian restrained his breath and quietly came behind the figure. Following his line of sight, he saw the back of a woman.
Wearing a unique long skirt of the Miao ethnic group, with eye-catching colors and complicated decorations, and paired with silver jewelry on her head, she has a unique charm.
Especially the almost exaggerated waist-to-hip ratio is even more pleasing to the eye.
Seeing this, Hao Jian whispered: "Isn't it beautiful?"
The man was startled, turned around suddenly, and saw Hao Jian's face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
"You...why are you here?"
Hao Jian smiled and said: "It doesn't matter where I am! What's important is... the world-famous Shushan Wine and Sword Immortal can actually do such secret spying... It's really a declining world, and people's hearts... are not ancient!"
Just as Jiu Jianxian was about to defend himself, he was interrupted by Hao Jian, "No need to explain! I understand... Men, what's the point of not being lustful? How are you?"
"no……"
"Don't explain! To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to make up a story, and to make up a story is to tell the truth! Don't worry, I am also from the Shushan lineage. We have the same friendship. I am not your senior brother's old-fashioned temperament.
It will never be revealed!"
Seeing Hao Jian talking more and more enthusiastically, Jiu Jianxian's face turned green and he said fiercely: "Shut up!"
Hao Jian was stunned, "You dare to hurt me?"
Jiujianxian said helplessly: "Listen to me..."
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen ("＞＜)"
Jiujianxian: "???"
Hao Jian: "..."
There seems to be something wrong with this conversation!
The two looked at each other for a second and turned away at the same time.
After a long while, the Jiujianxian came to his senses and said helplessly: "I...I'm not a peeper! That's the Holy Aunt Nanzhao...She was the victim of that incident eighteen years ago!"
Hao Jian suddenly realized it and said "Oh" for a long time, "So it's her... That's okay, junior brother! Look at the graceful figure... Even after eighteen years, it is still so attractive. It can be imagined that eighteen years later
How charming you were a year ago, junior brother, not only did you not lose money, you made a lot of money!"
Jiujianxian: "...Don't talk nonsense! I was so drunk that night...I didn't know anything, I didn't see anything!"
Hao Jian chuckled and waved his hand, "It doesn't matter! Today, eighteen years later, the Holy Aunt still maintains such charm. Junior brother, you still have to make money! Don't deny it, you must have come to Nanzhao because of this.
Make up for past mistakes! If that’s the case, why are you denying it? The bowl of rice that was half-cooked back then has to be cooked for her no matter what..."
Jiu Jianxian automatically ignored Hao Jian's messy words and sighed: "Since you call me junior brother, it doesn't matter if I call you senior brother! You taught me the right lesson that night. No matter what, I should take on this responsibility."
Responsibility!"
Hao Jian smiled and said: "That's right..."
Jiu Jianxian scratched his head and sighed: "But junior brother saw her, but he didn't know how to face her... My reappearance is undoubtedly equivalent to opening her healed scars again..."
Hao Jian's expression became serious and he said sternly: "Only by uncovering the scar and removing the pus-flowing part, the scar will truly heal! Let me ask you, do you really want to become a Taoist partner with her and make up for your past mistakes?
"
Jiu Jianxian nodded without hesitation, "That's right!"
Just as he finished speaking, he hesitated: "But, did she really give birth to a child for me? It looks like... she doesn't look like she has given birth to a child at all..."
Hao Jian curled his lips and said, "Why are you bothering with this? Do you want to make up for the harm you did to her, or do you just want to confirm and find your child?"
Jiu Jianxian said blankly: "Is this...what difference does this make?"
Hao Jian said sternly: "Of course there is a difference! If it is the former, then you should be brave enough to pursue her and warm her up again! If it is the latter, you only need to observe all the young children of the same age around her and identify the ones who are there.
If there is no one who looks similar to you, or who has a special reaction when seeing you, there is no need to have any interaction with the Holy Aunt! You can choose between these two methods!"
After hearing this, Jiu Jianxian fell into deep thought again. After a moment, he said solemnly: "I choose the first option! Regardless of whether she wants it or not, at least she must unravel the knot in her heart..."
Hao Jian looked at Jiujianxian approvingly, "The right choice!"
"Look...look...even the Jiujianxian is more responsible than you!" The system's voice suddenly sounded in Hao Jian's heart.
Hao Jian was suddenly ridiculed by the system and became unhappy on the spot, "...Why didn't I take responsibility?"
"The host is such a heartless person! Poor Xue Bing back then was full of true feelings for the host... Alas, every time people slaughter dogs for justice, the heartbroken people are always scholars!"
Hao Jian sneered in his heart: "That's not because a certain amateur system is not very good! If you have the function of taking people through time, I will definitely travel with Xue Bing hand in hand!"
system:"……"
Jiujianxian naturally didn't know the scene where Hao Jian and his resentment system were fighting each other. Hearing this, he sighed: "But... what should I do specifically?"
Seeing that the system was offline, Hao Jian smiled and said: "It's not easy to beg for food, and it's not easy to please a woman? You only need to say three words to her, and you will definitely win the heart of the saint, and live a life without shame from now on."
A life of dual cultivation.”
Jiu Jianxian once again automatically filtered Hao Jian's "nonsense" and asked suspiciously: "Really?"
Hao Jian patted his chest and said, "Of course it's true!"
Just as he was talking, Hao Jian's eyes suddenly moved, and he winked hurriedly and said: "Quick, now is the opportunity! She's coming, she's coming, she's coming with a graceful step!"
The Jiu Sword Immortal, who has conquered countless demons and demons, is feeling unprecedentedly nervous at this moment...
"Quick, remember! Three words!" Hao Jian said, "I'll cheer you on from the side!"
As he spoke, Hao Jianjian swooped into the side hall.
Jiu Jianxian sensed that the footsteps behind him were getting closer and closer, and immediately took a deep breath and took a big sip of wine, "Tons, tons, tons, tons, tons..."
"Three words! Jiujianxian, you can definitely do it... Say those three words to her! You can definitely do it!"
After making enough mental preparations, Jiujianxian slowly turned around and assumed a chic posture.
The moment their eyes met, Jiu Jianxian felt that his mind went blank, as if he was possessed by an evil spirit, and he blurted out: "Three words!"
Saint Aunt: “???”
Hao Jian secretly: "..."
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