Chapter 296 Master Uncle, Where Are Your Meeting Ceremonies? Two in One
Chapter 296 Master, where is your meeting gift? (Two in one, please subscribe)
Looking at Hao Jian's somewhat shameless appearance, even though the Xuandu Archmage was highly educated, he couldn't help but shake his head.
"I don't know what the teacher likes about this guy..."
Hao Jian took a look at the scripture, "Tai Shang You Xuan Jing"!
He said happily: "Disciple thanks Master!"
Archmage Xuandu forced out a smile, "Haha."
After looking at Master Xuandu, Hao Jian suddenly had an idea in his mind.
The corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and people who knew him well could tell that this guy was starting to scheme again...
Suddenly, Hao Jian fell to the ground and said loudly: "Disciple Hao Jian, pay your respects to Uncle Xuandu!"
Master Xuandu was a little puzzled, "Didn't you just worship me?"
Hao Jian did not answer, but looked at Master Xuandu eagerly.
Master Xuandu suddenly understood that he was asking for a meeting gift!
"Hao Jian, didn't I give you scriptures?"
Hao Jian said with a shy smile: "Master, what you said is wrong! The scriptures were given by Master..."
Archmage Xuandu was shocked...
Yang Jiao on the side also looked at Hao Jian in astonishment and shock, and was even more impressed with admiration in his heart.
This shameless person is probably thicker than the clouds under my feet!
Hao Jian hugged Master Xuandu's thigh and said, "Uncle Xuandu is the best, and the golden elixir is still a magical weapon. One or two bottles is not too little, and the magic weapon will be even better!"
Master Xuandu had never seen such a lazy junior disciple. He looked around and said: "You... you get up first. Master... Master... he walked in a hurry and didn't bring anything with him. Otherwise,
How about making it up next time?”
Hao Jian just didn't let go and said with a smile: "Master, these words are just for deceiving a three-year-old child!"
Master Xuandu is not feeling well.
In desperation, he groped around for a while and then took off a jade pendant from his waist. "Although this jade pendant is not a treasure, it has been with me for thousands of years. I'll give it to you."
Hao Jian happily took the jade pendant and said, "Thank you, Master, for the gift!"
Master Xuandu said helplessly: "That's all..."
Hao Jian smiled and looked at Yang Jiao again.
Immediately, he kicked Yang Jiao on the calf and feigned anger: "You don't have any eyesight? Why don't you pay homage to your uncle as soon as possible!"
Yang Jiao...enlightened!
"Disciple Yang Jiao, I pay my respects to Grand Master. I wish Grand Master to enjoy eternal blessings and live as long as heaven!"
Hao Jian patted Yang Jiao again and said angrily: "Nonsense! Does your Grand Master need your blessing? He has already enjoyed eternal blessings and lived as long as the sky, right? As the saying goes: the world is destroyed and your Grand Master
Bo still exists!"
Archmage Xuandu: "..."
Although I know I'm flattering, these words sound... quite comforting!
Hao Jian chuckled, "Uncle, please be more considerate of this kid who can't speak!"
While smiling, he rubbed his fingers intentionally or unintentionally.
Master Xuandu's expression changed, and his lips began to tremble...
"You... you..."
"Uncle, look at this child, his life experience is so pitiful... He has been burdened with the fate of saving his mother from the sea of misery at a young age. His filial piety... is so touching! Look at him, he has already mastered the art of sword control, but he can't even
I don’t even have any decent flying swords, I just use mortal iron swords worth one tael of silver..."
Yang Jiao seemed to have realized something, and said in a low voice: "It doesn't matter, even if I use this iron sword, I can still save my mother! It doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter..."
Hao Jian sighed: Alas...it's okay to use ordinary iron, but after this spread...it will lose the face of you and the master..."
Archmage Xuandu: "..."
Not to mention how much he regretted it, if he had known this, he might as well have just found an opportunity to secretly place the scripture next to Hao Jianjian and be done with it...
This time it was better, he was directly robbed by the master and apprentice!
In desperation, Master Xuandu waved his hand, and a simple long sword appeared in front of him.
He stroked it gently and handed it to Yang Jiao with great reluctance, sighing: "This... this is an immortal sword that the poor Taoist spent more than a thousand years refining.
It was forged in the teacher's alchemy furnace, and today... I will give it to you as a meeting gift today... After all, after all... filial piety... filial piety is commendable!"
Yang Jiao took it and thanked him again: "Thank you, Grand Master!"
"No... no need! There are still pills sitting in Pindao's pill furnace. Let's take one step first. Let's take one step first..."
As he spoke, a colorful auspicious cloud appeared under Master Xuandu's feet, holding it up soaring towards the thirty-third heaven...
He was afraid that if he stayed a little longer, his Taoist robes would be stolen by these shameless master and disciples...
Hao Jian smiled and said, "Disciple, have you learned? This is called adapting to circumstances! This harvest... is not worse than the golden elixir, right?"
Yang Jiao looked at the fairy sword in his hand with excitement and nodded repeatedly, "High! Master is still high! There are two seal characters on this sword. Can you take a look?"
Hao Jian took it, glanced at it, and said with a smile: "Qiankun!"
"Qiankun Sword...what a name! Master, is it appropriate for us to bully Grand Master like this?"
Hao Jian looked at the top of his head, rubbed his chin and said: "Probably... not so! Your Grand Master is a gentleman, and a gentleman is magnanimous! You must use this Qiankun Sword well, and don't let this fairy sword down!"
"Yes, Master!"
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On the other side, Yang Chan followed the fake Jade Emperor out of the demon-slaying platform, and then asked in confusion: "You are not the Jade Emperor, who are you? I just saw that you are a child!"
Nezha laughed loudly and immediately revealed his true colors. He was indeed a well-behaved child.
Yang Chan immediately bowed down and said, "Thank you so much for saving my life!"
Nezha waved his hand and stopped Yang Yan's worship.
Yang Chan asked doubtfully: "May I ask why my benefactor wanted to save Yang Chan?"
Nezha smiled and said: "There is no reason, it's just that I don't like the Jade Emperor! That old guy is really cruel. He pressed his own sister under the Peach Mountain and suffered so much. He even wanted to kill such a beautiful niece...
"
Yang Chan sighed after hearing this, not knowing what to say.
At this moment, Nezha saw an old dragon coming towards the separation between heaven and earth, "Ao Guang! Hehe, I happened to block him!"
I saw him change his body, and once again turned into the appearance of the Jade Emperor. He threw the circle of heaven and earth and turned into a fake fairyland. Then he pointed at Yang Chan, but he turned into the appearance of the rolling curtain general.
Ao Guang crossed the barrier between heaven and earth and walked into the fake Yaochi without knowing it. As soon as he saw the fake Jade Emperor, he fell down and cried, "Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for me..."
Nezha pretended to say: "What's going on?"
Ao Guang then told the story of Nezha beating Donghai Yaksha and the third prince to death...
Nezha raised his eyebrows, "Your son couldn't last even one round? I thought that this Nezha was a rare talent..."
Ao Guang stopped crying, "Me?"
Immediately, he howled again, "Your Majesty, you must make the decision for me and eradicate the evildoers!"
Nezha said: "Old Loach, how old are you?"
Ao Guang became more and more confused, but he still answered honestly: "Your Majesty, I am thirteen thousand years old."
"Hey, you are really a thousand-year-old king and an eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise... How can you still be ignorant after living for so long? Our heaven is at the time of employing people, and Nezha has such great powers, I decided to invite him to heaven.
Make him a marshal or something."
Ao Guang's eyes widened when he heard this, "Your Majesty, that minister's son..."
"Who is your son? I have even buried my own sister under the peach mountain. How much is your third prince Ao Bing worth? Go back and don't come to heaven to embarrass yourself in the future!" Nezha squinted.
Ao Guang became more and more suspicious when he heard Nezha say "I" every time. He couldn't help but ask: "Your Majesty, what does "I" mean?"
"Um...just..."
Ao Guang finally understood and said angrily: "Who are you? How dare you pretend to be His Majesty!"
When Nezha saw that he had been discovered, he smiled and showed his true colors to Yang Chan.
"You...who are you?"
Nezha said loudly: "Grandpa, I will not change my name in office, nor my surname in office. He is Nezha, the son of Li Jing, the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan!"
Ao Guang panicked and ran out quickly, but Nezha caught up with him and grabbed him by the neck.
"You... let me go! You killed my son and dared to pretend to be His Majesty. I will go to Lingxiao Palace to sue you!"
Nezha sneered: "Sue me? Okay, before you sue me, I'll beat you up first!"
Yang Chan quickly advised: "Nezha, you have already killed his son, so don't fight him."
Nezha said: "You don't know that his son is domineering and should have died a long time ago! How dare you go to heaven to sue me?"
The more he talked, the angrier he became. He punched and kicked the old dragon king three times until he was out of breath...
At this moment, Ao Tingxin, the fourth princess of the East China Sea, rushed over and shouted: "Stop!"
Nezha was startled. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Ao Tingxin quickly helped Ao Guang up and said distressedly: "Father, are you okay?"
Ao Guang was in tears, his face was bruised and bruised...
Ao Tingxin saw this and took a stance to fight.
Yang Chan quickly stopped Nezha, "Let me say a few words to them."
She came to Ao Tingxin and whispered: "Are you Ao Tingxin, the fourth princess of the East China Sea?"
"So what?"
Yang Chan whispered: "Fourth princess, listen to my advice! If you don't give in today, your father may be beaten to death! He even dares to pretend to be the Jade Emperor, why is he afraid of killing one more Dragon King?"
Ao Tingxin was shocked, looked back at the old Dragon King, and said bitterly: "Then what do you think we should do?"
Yang Chan said: "Submit yourself and promise him not to go to heaven to complain!"
Ao Tingxin hesitated for a moment and finally said: "Okay! Nezha, I promise you that I will not let my father go to heaven to sue you again!"
Nezha waved his hand with satisfaction, "Go away!"
Watching the Dragon King and his daughter go away, Nezha said: "Let's go, I'll take you down to earth. Where do you want to go?"
Yang Chan said: "Go to Yuquan Mountain and find my second brother."
Nezha thought for a while, shook his head and said: "The Jade Emperor will definitely send heavenly soldiers and generals to hunt down the lower world again... If you go to Yuquan Mountain, you may be falling into a trap!"
"Then... what should we do? What should I do with my second brother? He still wants to become a disciple..." Yang Chan became anxious upon hearing this.
Nezha tilted his head and thought for a while, "Yes! I will take you to the Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain to meet my master. You stay there first, and I will help you find your second brother Yang Jian."
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Lingxiao Palace.
The Jade Emperor was waiting for Marshal Tianpeng to come back when he saw Tiannu walking in and whispered: "Your Majesty, Marshal Tianpeng has obeyed your Majesty's will and has released Yang Chan to the earth!"
The Jade Emperor glanced at the Queen Mother beside him and said in shock: "When did I have this decree?"
Tiannu immediately told the story of the Jade Emperor's visit to Nantianmen.
The Jade Emperor was stunned, "Empress, you said you wanted Tianpeng to go and behead you, what...what should you do now?"
The Queen Mother was also a little confused, "Tianpeng... shouldn't be so bold, right?"
At this moment, Tianpeng walked in.
The Jade Emperor immediately shouted: "Tianpeng, do you know your sin?"
Tianpeng understood in his heart, but he said with an innocent look on his face: "Your Majesty, what crime did this... little god commit?"
The Jade Emperor sneered: "Tell me, where did you hide Yang Chan?"
Tianpeng said blankly: "Your Majesty, why did you say this? Where did the little god have the courage to secretly hide the criminal? The heavenly soldiers and generals of Nantianmen and the executioner all saw you untying Yang Chan and personally led him
He followed her out of Nantianmen and said..."
"What did you say?" The Jade Emperor's face was extremely gloomy.
"I said... I said... I want to take Yang Chan to visit various places in the heaven... Your Majesty, this matter is in full view of everyone, everyone is watching!" Tianpeng said innocently.
The Jade Emperor said coldly: "Who am I going with?"
Tianpeng replied: "Are you the only one?"
Jade Emperor:o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓
"Tianpeng, Tianpeng, can you be more attentive and smart? How can I sneak to Nantianmen alone? Even if I want to go, it will only be to support me and bring all the immortals with me?"
Tian Pengzuo suddenly realized: "Ah? Could it be that... someone is pretending to be His Majesty? Oh, the little god deserves to die, the little god deserves to die..."
The Queen Mother sneered: "Tianpeng, I'm afraid you let Yang Chan go on purpose?"
Tianpeng immediately called out to Tianqu, "Mother, the little god doesn't dare, the little god is wronged! His Majesty went to Nantianmen alone, and the little god also had doubts, but there is a demon mirror on the Nantianmen! If anyone dares to pretend to be
Your Majesty, you will definitely show your true colors when you pass by Nantianmen! The little god didn’t dare to look at Your Majesty at that time, but there are so many people in Nantianmen, how come no one noticed him?”
The Queen Mother said angrily: "Your Majesty is the Supreme Being of the Three Realms. Wherever he passes, who dares to look directly at His Majesty? Even if it was reflected in the demon mirror at that time, I'm afraid no one would see it!"
Tianpeng nodded repeatedly, "Mother, Holy Ming! It seems that the person who rescued Yang Chan must be the evildoer pretending to be Your Majesty!"
The Jade Emperor was furious when he heard this, "You can't even deal with a Yang Chan who has no power to tie a chicken, so what else can you say about Yang Jiao and Yang Jian? Da Jinwu, I order you and Tianpeng to lead 50,000 heavenly soldiers down to the realm and kill them at all costs."
The Yang brothers and sisters and the evildoer who dares to pretend to be me must be eradicated and their souls driven away!"
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In the small town, Yang Jian walked alone on the street, looking for the figure of the real person Yuding.
"If that voice didn't deceive me... the Taoist priest I met before is the real Yuding. It turns out... he is not in seclusion!"
"But...why does he want to hide his identity?"
"Is it because he knows that I am a prisoner of heaven, so he is unwilling to accept me as his disciple?"
Thinking of this, Yang Jian's heart sank...
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