Chapter 305 More than just sadness (two in one, please subscribe)
Da Jinwu opened his eyes and saw two figures, the canopy and the roller blind, blocking his way like two huge mountains.
"You want to stop me?"
Hao Jian looked calmly at the Second Senior Brother and Junior Brother Sha in front of him.
Tianpeng said in a deep voice: "Hao Jian, stop it... He is the son of the Jade Emperor!"
The roller blind stared at Hao Jian dully, without saying a word, but just clenched the crescent shovel in his hand.
"What about the Jade Emperor's son? Since you want to kill me, you should be mentally prepared to be killed by me! If the tiger doesn't show its power, will the Jade Emperor think I'm a sick cat?" Hao Jian sneered, holding the hand with his left hand.
Crazy with guilt, Xingxujie appeared on his right hand again, and his whole body was full of fighting spirit.
Tianpeng said helplessly: "Hao Jian, you have rescued the prisoners of heaven one after another. If the Jade Emperor does not take action, where is the majesty of heaven?"
Hao Jian gave a long laugh and said loudly: "So what if I am saved? So what if my majesty is gone? It is true that the Jade Emperor is the master of the three realms, but can he really dominate everything?"
The rolling curtain said angrily: "The Jade Emperor rules the three realms, why can't he rule everything?"
Hao Jian looked at the rolling curtain with a bit of pity in his eyes, and said leisurely: "Okay, then I would like to ask, can the Jade Emperor control people's hearts? Can he decide other people's thoughts? Can he decide that you two will always be loyal to him?"
"You...you are using strong words to make excuses, you are making excuses!" Tianpeng said in a deep voice.
Hao Jian said cheerfully: "Yes, I just use strong words to make excuses. What can you do to me?"
Canopy: "Uh... is this interesting to you?"
Hao Jian pouted and said, "What do you mean?"
Tianpeng said: "You know what I mean!"
Hao Jian said: "But you don't know what I mean."
Tianpeng said helplessly: "So what do you mean?"
Hao Jian raised the sword in his hand and sneered: "If you are still so stupid, you may be knocked down from the mortal world at random one day. If you stop me like this again, I will tell you with the sword in my hand.
What do you mean."
Tianpeng shook his head and said with a smile: "How can you mess up my mind with your nonsense? You only use violence to solve problems. You are really interesting."
Hao Jian said leisurely: "I can only use violence to solve problems, but I can make you, the mean people, dare not be mean."
Roller blind:(+﹏+)~.
Can you guys really talk properly?
Is this word count interesting?
At this moment, Hao Jian and Tianpeng seemed to feel the resentment of Roller Blinds, and said in unison: "That's what it means!"
After saying that, they looked at each other, Tianpeng sighed and said: "Brother Jian, can't I call you brother? Let's stop making trouble in Heaven and go back to Huashan..."
Hao Jian said calmly: "No! Unless the Jade Emperor personally apologizes to me and answers a question to my satisfaction... Otherwise, I will kill this broken Nantianmen with one sword! Then I will fight all the way in...
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"No, no, no, you must not! Roll up the curtain and report it to the Jade Emperor!"
Juan Yan is an honest man, and after hearing this, he hurried towards Yaochi.
He didn't even ask Tianpeng why he didn't go...
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Yaochi.
"Roller curtain, how is the situation now?" The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother asked hurriedly when they saw the roller curtain coming in.
The roller shutter said dullly: "Reporting to your majesty, empress, the situation is like this... Hao Jian wants you to apologize to him in person and answer his questions, otherwise, he will smash the Nantianmen and rush in to ask your majesty for an explanation.
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"Absurd!" the Queen Mother said angrily, "Your Majesty, you cannot accept such a threat! Otherwise, where is the majesty of heaven?"
The Jade Emperor sighed, "Nantianmen is gone...my majesty will also be gone."
Queen Mother: "..."
"I am the Supreme of the Three Realms in name, but in reality? I am not strong enough after all...roll up the curtain and drive the Nantianmen!" the Jade Emperor said solemnly.
The Queen Mother looked at the somewhat disappointed Jade Emperor, sighed, and said no more.
A moment later, surrounded by rolling curtains and heavenly soldiers and generals, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother arrived outside the Nantian Gate.
Here, Tianpeng, the Big Golden Crow, and the Three Golden Crow looked at Hao Jian warily.
Looking at Hao Jian, the Jade Emperor took a deep breath and said majestically: "Your name is Hao Jian?"
Hao Jian looked around as if he hadn't heard anything.
Just as he imagined, the Jade Emperor at this time...
You are so cowardly!
Such a large heaven has been destroyed like this, and there are only canopies, roller blinds and a few Golden Crow generals...
"What am I asking you? Is your name Hao Jian?" The Jade Emperor held back his anger and asked again.
Hao Jian turned around in shock and said blankly: "I didn't scream?"
The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment and almost didn't react. He laughed angrily and said, "I'm calling Hao Jian, is that okay?"
Hao Jian smiled lightly and said: "Then continue, I'll call you the landlord!"
"Landlord?" The Jade Emperor was confused again and looked at the Golden Crow suspiciously, "Big Golden Crow, isn't he Hao Jian?"
Da Jinwu said blankly: "I dare not deceive my father, he...he is Hao Jian!"
I don't know why, but every time Da Jinwu replies, he always starts with "I dare not deceive my father"...
The Jade Emperor understood immediately and said in a deep voice: "Don't pretend to be crazy! Hao Jian, what exactly do you want to ask?"
Hao Jian smiled, looked directly at the Jade Emperor and said, "Who is pretending to be crazy and acting stupid?"
"How dare you look directly at His Majesty!" the Queen Mother shouted.
Hao Jian said coldly: "When men speak, women don't interrupt!"
The Queen Mother was furious, "You..."
The Jade Emperor raised his hand, took a deep breath, and said silently in his heart: "Don't be angry, don't be angry... I am the Lord of Heaven, be calm, be calm..."
After a while, he forced a smile and said, "Hey, I listened to the slander and used weapons rashly. It was all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding..."
"Misunderstand?"
The Jade Emperor quickly said: "Yes, yes, yes, it's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!"
Hao Jian said leisurely: "What's the matter with this misunderstanding? Tell me about it?"
Jade Emperor: "..."
Seeing the aggrieved expression on the Jade Emperor's face, Hao Jian smiled and said: "Okay, I won't embarrass you. After all, you are the Supreme of the Three Realms..."
In the Jade Emperor's heart, ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past...
Hao Jian said again: "Well, let me ask your majesty a question. If your majesty can answer it, how about letting this matter go?"
The Jade Emperor perked up and said, "It's a deal!"
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and said slowly: "Life issues. Excuse me, what should a woman say that makes a man sad the most?"
The Jade Emperor was confused on the spot, "Does this...does this have anything to do with the current situation?"
Hao Jian shook his head, "It doesn't matter. You just answer..."
The Jade Emperor probed: "The woman said: 'Are you not good enough for me?'"
Hao Jian sneered: "What's so sad about this?"
The Jade Emperor looked around for help, and both the Golden Crow Divine General and the roller blind lowered their heads.
"Canopy, tell me!"
Tianpeng said innocently: "Your Majesty, even the little gods don't understand women's hearts..."
As he said this, he winked at the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor understood and quickly looked at the Queen Mother, "Empress, you are a woman, what do you think?"
Queen Mother: "..."
She stared at the Jade Emperor fiercely, "Don't ask me, I don't know!"
The Jade Emperor was a little confused, "If you don't know, you don't know. Why are you yelling at me?"
Hao Jian shook his head and said: "The heaven is so big that it can't even answer such a simple question... What's the use of this heaven? It might as well be used as a pig farm!"
As soon as these words came out, all the immortals and gods looked at Hao Jian angrily.
Tianpeng said unconvinced: "Hao Jian, what do you think the answer is?"
Hao Jian looked at the Jade Emperor and found that there was also curiosity in his eyes, so he slowly said: "The woman said: 'Have you... come in?'"
Jade Emperor: "..."
As the Lord of the Three Realms, when had he ever heard such dirty jokes in public...
No, all the gods were shocked, and soon burst into laughter.
As for the Queen Mother, she was almost dying of shame and anger!
Tianpeng's eyes widened and he said in shock: "This...is not just sad, it is simply murderous and heartbreaking!"
Hao Jian smiled and said: "Since I haven't answered, how about I make a condition?"
The Jade Emperor was afraid that this guy would say something wild again, so he coughed lightly and said, "Don't say such... nonsense again!"
Hao Jian was about to speak when a very soft voice suddenly came from his ears, "Ask for the benefits and accept them as soon as they are good! The Jade Emperor has been forced into a panic. Once the Golden Crow Formation comes out, billions of living beings will be in ruins and be riddled with karma!"
Hao Jian was shocked as he recognized the voice of Master Xuandu.
"Damn it, I almost forgot that the Jade Emperor holds nuclear weapons..." A thin layer of cold sweat suddenly appeared on his back.
If the Jade Emperor was really cruel and released the Golden Crow Formation, more than one or two people would die in the entire mortal world. That would be called endless karma...
It’s scary to think about it!
What's more, besides the Golden Crow Formation...
Heaven still holds the weak water of Tianhe!
Thinking of this, Hao Jian changed his mind and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, you said it was a misunderstanding and you didn't answer my question. You have to give me some compensation, right?"
The Jade Emperor said: "What compensation do you want?"
"I heard... there is a peach orchard in heaven. How about your majesty give me a flat peach tree?" Hao Jian said cowardly.
When the Queen Mother heard this, she became anxious and said angrily: "Absolutely not!"
This is her baby!
The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment and said slowly: "The spiritual root of the flat peach is the most precious treasure in heaven. I will never give it to you. I will give you some flat peaches at most! This is my bottom line!"
Hao Jian's heart moved, and he said with a troubled face: "Your Majesty... there is only one peach tree in the garden! Don't be so stingy..."
The Queen Mother raised her eyebrows and gritted her teeth and said, "You are dreaming!"
The Jade Emperor sighed: "Hao Jian, I said, I will give you some peaches at most!"
Hao Jian rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Then... OK! I heard that there are 3,600 flat peach trees. The 1,200 trees in the front have tiny flowers and fruits that ripen every 3,000 years; the 1,200 trees in the middle only bloom once every 6,000 years."
Ripe; there are 1,200 purple-striped, fine-core trees in the back, which will ripen once every nine thousand years! If you don’t have peach trees, then I’ll make do with flat peaches with purple stripes and fine cores. Let’s get a hundred and eighty of them to taste the saltiness!”
The Jade Emperor's face turned dark again, "You have inquired so clearly! Since you know the preciousness of the fine purple-grained core, which is ripe every ten thousand years, how dare you ask for a hundred and eighty of them? Is that enough?"
Hao Jian said: "Your Majesty, you are also the Lord of the Three Realms after all. Can you be more generous? You are reluctant to part with a few rotten peaches?"
The Jade Emperor glanced at the Queen Mother and said in a deep voice: "Hao Jian, don't open your mouth like a lion! I can give you flat peaches with purple stripes and fine cores, but I will give you ten at most! Once they are ripe in nine thousand years, a person who eats them will be the same as heaven and earth."
Longevity, the sun and the moon are of the same age, don’t be ignorant of what is good and what is bad!”
"Ten? That's too little... No, you can add something else, some kind of golden elixir, fairy brew or something like that!"
At this moment, Hao Jian transformed into the haggling aunt at the vegetable market in his later life and began to bargain with the Jade Emperor.
Later, the Jade Emperor was really annoyed by Hao Jian and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'll make the decision. I'll give you ten flat peaches, five jars of fairy wine, and a pot of the elixir refined by the Supreme Lord! No more bargaining.
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Hao Jian chuckled and said, "It's a deal!"
After a while, several fairies arrived outside the Nantian Gate holding peaches, golden elixirs and fairy wine.
The Jade Emperor glanced at it and said calmly: "Are you satisfied now?"
Hao Jian did not answer, but came to the fairy and inspected the goods one by one carefully.
The Jade Emperor's face was distorted, "I am the most powerful person in the world, how could I still lie to you?"
After Hao Jian completed the inspection, he waved his hand, put all the things into the storage bag, and cupped his hands, "Thank you, Your Majesty! Then... I will go down!"
After that, Hao Jian floated through the membrane of heaven and earth and fell towards Huashan under the eyes of the gods.
"Father, what should we do about Yang Jiao? Are we still going to arrest him?" Da Jinwu asked tentatively.
The Jade Emperor was in a rage when he heard this and said angrily: "Trash! They are all trash! You bunch of trash can't even stop a single person. My face has been completely humiliated by you... You dare to mention Yang Jiao to me?
Do you think I have too many flat peaches?"
Da Jinwu's face froze, and he quickly knelt down and said, "I know I was wrong..."
"A hundred punishments with the rod will serve as a warning to others!" said the Jade Emperor, still angry.
After that, he angrily walked towards the heaven.
After everyone had left, and Da Jinwu was beaten to pieces, Tianpeng came to him and sighed: "Da Jinwu, you are not heartless, you are really stupid! This beating is not unjust.
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Huashan, ruined temple.
Several days passed. Yang Jiao watched the sky full of heavenly soldiers and generals disperse, but still did not see Hao Jian coming back. He couldn't help but feel anxious.
"Master... nothing will happen in heaven, right?"
At this moment, a figure fell from the sky and landed at the entrance of the temple.
Yang Jiao took a closer look and was immediately overjoyed, "Master, you are finally back. All the heavenly soldiers and generals have withdrawn..."
Hao Jian smiled and said: "I know that Heavenly Court has relented and will not come to trouble our master and disciple again in a short time."
"Really? Master, how did you do it?" Yang Jiao said.
Hao Jian briefly told Yang Jiao what happened at Nantianmen.
After that, he took out the flat peach and said with a smile: "This is the best flat peach in the Queen Mother's peach garden. It blooms for three thousand years, bears fruit for another three thousand years, and matures for another three thousand years. People who eat it will live as long as the heaven and the earth, and the sun and the moon will have the same age! Come and taste it.
taste……"
Yang Jiao was shocked and said: "For... me?"
"Otherwise, is there anyone else here?" Hao Jian curled his lips and said, "Don't you want to eat? Just forget it if you don't..."
"No, Master!" Yang Jiao quickly took it from Hao Jian and looked at it happily, "Thank you, Master!"
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