Chapter 315 Give the Jade Emperor a Big Pocket Two in One
Chapter 315 Give the Jade Emperor a big dick (two-in-one, please subscribe)
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty..."
Tiannu rushed into Lingxiao Palace with a panicked expression.
The Jade Emperor said in a deep voice: "Why are you panicking? What's the situation? Hao Jian and other thieves were drowned by the weak water?"
Tiannu was still frightened when he thought of the scene just now. Hearing this, he said: "Your Majesty, the weak water washed away tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and failed to drown Hao Jian... Now, he is coming towards Lingxiao Palace with Yang Jiao!"
"What?"
The Jade Emperor suddenly changed his color, "Even weak water didn't drown him, why?"
"Where is the weak water? Where is it?" Queen Mother asked.
Tiannu replied: "The weak water is raging in the heaven, spreading everywhere, and the Yaochi has been flooded. Now it has rushed out of the South Tianmen and is flowing to the lower world! Marshal Tianpeng is trying his best to stop it with a nine-tooth rake... But, I'm afraid it won't last.
It won’t be long.”
The Jade Emperor was startled and said hurriedly: "Pass on my decree and close the Tianzha!"
At this moment, another heavenly soldier rushed over and said, "Report...to report to Your Majesty, the sky gates and dams have been washed away, and all parts of the heaven are flooded by weak water."
All the immortals were shocked.
Chang'e stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, once the weak water flows into the lower realm, it will cause an unprecedented tragedy in the world! Please send someone to control the weak water immediately!"
The Jade Emperor's face was livid, and he shouted angrily: "What are you trying to do to stop the weak water? Let's mobilize all the heavy troops to destroy Hao Jian and the Yang brothers!"
"Your Majesty, the heavenly soldiers can't stop you... Please move away temporarily." Rolling curtains kowtowed.
The Jade Emperor became even more angry all of a sudden, "You trash, a loser! What use do I need from you? How could I be frightened by a few rebellious people and hide in Tibet? What about the Five Gods of War? Didn't one of the North Pole Gods of War die? The other four
Where did he die?"
In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor kept roaring, like a powerless and furious lion...
"The four gods of war are still swimming in the Tianhe... Your Majesty, why are you also interested? Do you want to play in the water together?" A voice came from outside the palace.
The Jade Emperor's pupils suddenly trembled, and soon he saw two figures walking into the Lingxiao Palace one after the other.
"Hao Jian! Yang Jiao!" The Jade Emperor gritted his teeth and two names popped out of his mouth.
Rolling curtains were shocked, and immediately stopped in front of the Jade Emperor, shouting: "Escort him!"
Looking at the stern Jade Emperor, Hao Jian shook his head and said jokingly: "Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor, it's already this time, but you still look tough... Aren't you afraid of me... killing the emperor?"
"How dare you!" the Jade Emperor said in great shock and anger, "I am the Supreme of the Three Realms!"
Chang'e and the Queen Mother were immediately eclipsed...
Hao Jian smiled happily, showing his white teeth, "What are you afraid of? You are willing to cut yourself off to bring down the emperor! However, it seems that you don't really believe it... so..."
The Jade Emperor felt a chill in his heart, and before he could react, he found that Hao Jian in front of him had disappeared.
The next moment, the Jade Emperor saw that Hao Jian had crossed the rolling curtain and stood in front of him...
"You...what do you want to do?" the Jade Emperor said tremblingly.
Hao Jian didn't answer, he rounded his right palm and gave the Jade Emperor a big dick.
With a "pop" sound, the Jade Emperor was immediately stunned...
The Queen Mother was horrified.
Chang'e's little mouth opened directly into an O shape.
"You... how dare you hit me? You... you are really rebelling!" The Jade Emperor felt the burning pain on his face and stared at Hao Jian in disbelief.
Hao Jian still kept his smile, but in the Jade Emperor's eyes it was like a devil's smile.
"Your Majesty, why are you so surprised?"
"I gave you a chance...why do you insist on hitting the wall and never look back?"
"I took Yang Jiao to the Taiqing Heaven to listen to lectures on Taoism, but you just created a golden crow array... and killed countless mortal beings! For your own selfish desires, you treated mortals as if they were nothing, and even opened the gates of heaven to release them.
Weak water..."
"Did the weak water drown me?"
"For your so-called face, you can sacrifice and destroy yourself in heaven and earth, right?"
Every time he asked a question, the Jade Emperor was beaten hard.
"I'm a person who has always been soft-spoken! What I hate the most is you guys who clearly don't hide your own desires, but insist on asking others to keep their desires in check!"
To be honest, Hao Jian never thought about entering Lingxiao Palace...
Therefore, last time I asked for some golden elixirs of flat peach outside Nantianmen, the matter was over...
But maybe the Lingxiao Palace in this world really should be demolished, but the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother actually started to commit suicide as they did in the original time and space...
Hao Jian can't stand this anymore!
Moreover, he had already reached the Lingxiao Palace, and no big boss came out to stop him...
Hao Jian thinks...
Probably, maybe, maybe I am acting on behalf of heaven!
Therefore, the big guys are watching the battle with a tacit understanding...
How can the Jade Emperor still have any majesty at this time?
The bun of her hair was scattered, and her face was covered in bruises and bruises, like a land and water dojo.
"How dare you... hit me..."
While the Jade Emperor was roaring, he suddenly flipped his palm, and a seal on the imperial case flew up, bursting with light, and suppressed it towards Hao Jian.
Seal of Heaven!
"Master, be careful!" Yang Jiao exclaimed.
The Queen Mother also sacrificed an alms bowl with great tacit understanding, which was the magic weapon used to suppress the Three Holy Mothers in the later "Lotus Lamp" - the Qiankun Bowl!
Hao Jian had a joking smile on his face, not panicking at all.
The counterattack of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother was just expected...
If he were an eight-star player, he might still be hard to resist.
But now, he has reached the nine-star level, and he can be called the overlord of all the worlds!
Xingxujie and Guiluan slashed out instantly, the light of their swords soared into the sky, and they met the Sealing Heaven Seal and Qiankun Bowl without any hesitation!
boom!
boom!
boom!
During the terrifying collision of mana, the Lingxiao Palace, which had stood for tens of thousands of years, was instantly razed to the ground, and countless things were turned into powder in the raging mana.
With Hao Jian as the center, ripples of mana extended in all directions. Immortals such as Chang'e and Roller Blind were directly shaken by the shock wave and flew out.
This is just the aftermath...
The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, who were the first to bear the brunt, were blown hundreds of feet away and fell hard into the dense air...
The so-called fairy atmosphere turned into nothing in an instant!
And Hao Jian stood there, his body just shaking slightly...
"The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother's magic power... is only in the mid-eight-star level!"
After a real battle, he had a clear judgment on the strength of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
Once upon a time, Hao Jian thought that the Jade Emperor followed his words and was only as powerful as a saint...
But now it seems that the Jade Emperor's strength is really average. The reason why he can follow his words is that he can turn a peach into a peach mountain to suppress Yao Ji...
It’s just with the help of Tian Tiao’s power!
It is not his own true supernatural power.
In "The True Story", the Queen Mother used the Qiankun Bowl to suppress Yang Chan, and even the agarwood couldn't be split with the axe...
It's not because of how powerful the Queen Mother's magic power is, it's also because of the power of Tian Tiao...
Because the Queen Mother wrested the power of the Three Realms from the Jade Emperor again and again in the "Prequel" stage, and in the "Main Story" stage, she had the blessing of Tian Tiao, so she could achieve this step.
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother clearly understood the source of their power, so they would protect the old rules at all costs! They even did not hesitate to kill their own sister and family and suppress their own daughter...
Because once the rules of heaven change, their power will change accordingly!
Hao Jian took one step forward and came to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. He looked at the two people condescendingly and said mockingly: "Tsk, tsk, look at you two, you are just... a bastard buying watermelon - rolling and crawling.
ah!"
"You...you have committed a heinous crime!" The Jade Emperor's lips were trembling.
"Cooked duck - tough mouth!" Hao Jian glanced at the Jade Emperor with disdain, then turned to look at the Queen Mother, and said with interest: "Queen Mother, Hao has always had a question that he wants to ask you."
The Queen Mother said coldly: "What do you want to ask?"
Hao Jian nodded and said: "Jade Emperor, look, this is called knowing the current affairs! Queen Mother, you are the master of female immortals, may I ask... do you menstruate every month?"
Queen Mother: “???”
For a moment, the Queen Mother was so ashamed and angry that she wanted to die!
Hidden in the distance and observing in secret, Chang'e and other immortals were stunned...
Hao Jian smiled lightly and said: "Looking at your expression... you should have it! So, what I said before is not wrong."
The Queen Mother blurted out: "What are you talking about?"
Hao Jian showed his signature mean smile and said cheerfully: "The Queen Mother is having her menstruation—nervous!"
Queen Mother: "..."
Jade Emperor: "..."
Immortals: "..."
Chang'e looked at Hao Jian blankly, "This... this person has absolutely no taboos!"
"You...you are shameless!" The Queen Mother was trembling all over.
Hao Jian curled his lips and said, "Oh, what else? You are not scolding me harshly enough. Let me teach you, you can scold me... despicable, shameless and obscene."
Queen Mother: "..."
The Jade Emperor gasped: "You...what do you want?"
Hao Jian smiled and said calmly: "Two conditions, if you agree, this matter will stop here! Otherwise, I don't mind changing the Jade Emperor for the Three Realms... After all, there is a poem that says: The children of the Three Realms have so many great ambitions, dare to
Let the sun and moon change the sky!"
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were shocked again, "You...you really dare to kill the emperor?"
Hao Jian leaned down, looked at the Jade Emperor and said with a smile, "Do you think I dare?"
Although Hao Jian was smiling, he exuded an extremely terrifying murderous aura, which made the Jade Emperor feel like he had fallen into an ice cellar, and he felt like he was in a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood.
"What...what conditions?" At this moment, the Jade Emperor was really scared.
Hao Jian suppressed his murderous aura and said with a smile: "That's right... Come on, come on, don't rush to talk about the conditions. As the Lord of the Three Realms, how can you lie on the ground and talk? Get up, get up..."
But the Jade Emperor felt that his muscles and bones were weak all over his body...
"I'm telling you to get up!" Hao Jian shouted coldly.
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother quickly got up from the ground, "Get up... get up."
Hao Jian's expression softened, "Let's talk about the first condition first: revise the rules of heaven! Take the essence and get rid of the dross!"
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother trembled in their hearts.
The Queen Mother blurted out: "This is impossible!"
Hao Jian's eyes flashed coldly, "Is it impossible?"
"The gods are in love, and the three realms are restless! The three realms have been peaceful for tens of thousands of years. Yao Ji, as the goddess of the fourth heaven of the desire realm, knows the law and breaks the law. She is in love with the lower realms and has a private relationship with mortals. This has caused so many troubles! I am thinking
Because she is my sister, I suppressed her under the Peach Mountain and made her think about her mistakes. I only regret that I was soft-hearted and failed to eradicate the root cause, which led to today's catastrophe! Therefore, revising the rules of heaven is absolutely impossible!
"
Hao Jian sneered and said: "What a fairy who is so moved that the three realms are uneasy! Then what's going on with you and the Queen Mother? Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps, right? Just for their own selfish desires, they set up the Golden Crow.
Formation, countless mortal creatures died in the sun, and nine golden crows were robbed. This is the sin of you, the Jade Emperor! But instead of repenting, you worsened your situation and even released weak water to destroy the mortal world. If you persist in your stubbornness, I will overthrow it.
I want to destroy your broken heaven, abolish the rules of heaven, and start over!"
The Jade Emperor sneered: "So what? When the emperor was angry, he laid down millions of corpses and bled for thousands of miles!"
"Well said!" Hao Jian clapped his hands and laughed, "In that case, I will let you know what it means to be angry and have blood splattered five steps away!"
He slowly raised the Star Tribulation in his hand and aimed it at the Jade Emperor's head.
"alright……"
Suddenly, an indifferent voice came.
Thousands of rays of light suddenly bloomed in the sky above Lingxiao Palace, and an old man in Taoist attire rode a green bull and came riding on colorful auspicious clouds.
As soon as the Jade Emperor saw the old man, hope suddenly surged in his heart, "Old Master!"
Hao Jian put away the Star Tribulation and solemnly saluted: "Meet the Master!"
"Greetings to Grand Master!" Yang Jiao also prostrated himself in the void.
Taishang Laojun nodded indifferently, "Get up first."
Immediately, he looked at the other side of the void.
A crane chirped across the void.
In the endless glow, an extremely gorgeous chariot came leisurely.
Hao Jian exclaimed: "Kowloon pulls the coffin! Oh no, pulls the cart..."
Taishang Laojun glanced at Hao Jian expressionlessly, and the latter immediately shut up angrily.
The Kowloon Agarwood Chariot is surrounded by mist and fragrant fragrance. Needless to say, this card shows that Yuanshi Tianzun has arrived.
Sure enough, there was a middle-aged Taoist sitting on the chariot with a majestic and solemn expression.
"Yuanshi Tianzun!" the Queen Mother said in surprise.
When the Kowloon Agarwood Carriage approached, Yuanshi Tianzun got out of the car slowly, bowed his head and said: "I've met my senior brother. Congratulations, senior brother, for being chosen by such an outstanding disciple."
Taishang Laojun said calmly: "Junior brother, I have given you a reward, and my disciples should also give in too much."
"Old Lord, Tianzun, you have to make the decision for me!" The Jade Emperor was so excited that he immediately began to act miserably.
Yuanshi Tianzun glanced at the Jade Emperor and said calmly: "Senior brother, what are your opinions on heavenly matters?"
Taishang Laojun said expressionlessly: "This is due to the fate of heaven."
"Although it is only a few days, the majesty of the Heavenly Court has been wiped out. If it is not handled properly, I am afraid it will cause turmoil in the three realms." Yuanshi Tianzun said calmly.
Taishang Laojun said calmly: "How do you want to deal with it, junior brother?"
Yuanshi Tianzun said with a smile: "The Jade Emperor has always been the supreme king of the three realms. He really shouldn't be in such a mess. The world is about to be exhausted. How about taking advantage of the change of dynasties in the human world to become a god in heaven and make the 365 righteous gods
If you return to your position, the three realms will be stable."
Taishang Laojun said: "The act of conferring a god is in accordance with the heavens and the people. The day when the gods return to their thrones will be the day when the new heaven is born."
Yuanshi Tianzun looked at his head and said: "Good."
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