Chapter 394 What song is the most tiring in the nightclub? Two in one
Chapter 394 Which song is the most tiring in a nightclub? (2-in-1, please subscribe)
Murphy is not dead!
Because... Zhuang Wangu is here.
He looked at Mo Fei, who was horrified by vomiting blood, then looked at Hao Jian, and said with a wry smile: "Junior brother, for the sake of senior brother, let's stop here."
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and said doubtfully: "Senior brother, you want to protect him? Okay, your marriage, as my junior brother... I agree!"
Murphy: "..."
If he hadn't been defeated, Mo Fei would have fought Hao Jian to the death!
Zhuang Wangu put his hand on his forehead and smiled bitterly, "Just agree if you agree..."
"If you want me to let go of your good brother, it's not impossible! After all, you are my senior brother and he is your brother. In fact, he is my brother, Hao Jian... we are a family..." Hao Jian said happily.
Mo Fei said nothing with a cold face, Zhuang Wangu smiled and said: "Junior brother is right, then... thank you very much, junior brother."
"but……"
Zhuang Wangu was startled, "But what?"
Hao Jian smiled a little mischievously, "You can't break the rules! I don't have to kill him, but you still have to go through the process. It's the same old rule. I'll ask you questions and answer them. If you answer them, the matter will be over! Otherwise...
"
Zhuang Wangu sighed in his heart, looked at Mo Fei with a somewhat resentful look, and finally said helplessly: "Just ask."
Hao Jian cleared his throat and said thoughtfully: "Tell me, what song is the most tiring in the nightclub?"
Murphy: "???"
Zhuang Wangu was also confused, "What song is the most tiring in a nightclub?"
Hao Jian said: "Yes, guess what, you guessed it right, the matter is over!"
Zhuang Wangu thought for a long time and shook his head, "No... I don't know?"
Hao Jian said: "I don't know this, but Basinge is the most tired!"
Zhuang Wangu said in confusion: "This...why is this?"
Hao Jian sang: "Basin is tired of singing, Basing is tired of singing..."
Duang!
Zhuang Wangu was instantly petrified, while Lei was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.
As for Mo Fei, he listened with a cold face for a long time, completely unable to understand what these two junior brothers were talking about...
Zhuang Wangu felt bad, and he couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Junior brother, can you change the question to a question that someone can think of the answer to?"
Hao Jian wondered: "This is not difficult! But okay, let me change to a simpler one. Say, why do people burp when they eat soybeans?"
Murphy finally understood the question this time and blurted out: "Eat too much!"
Hao Jian shook his head and looked at Zhuang Wangu, "Senior brother, if you can't answer this again..."
Zhuang Wangu thought for a while and suddenly said: "I know this! Because... I got lost, right?"
Hao Jian was really surprised, "Not bad, I actually answered it for you."
Zhuang Wangu breathed a long sigh of relief, "Huh... Senior brother has been fortunate enough to hear this question."
Hao Jian: "..."
Even seniors like Zhuang Wangu have heard of this meme, so how old is this meme?
"Can you let Murphy go now?"
Hao Jian nodded, "The crotch is on fire - the crotch is on fire!"
Mo Fei took a deep look at Hao Jian, turned the plum branch in his hand, and as the fragrance of plum blossoms floated, his figure disappeared.
Zhuang Wangu sighed and said: "Junior brother, his temperament is as aloof and arrogant as plum blossoms. Don't mind it too much."
Hao Jian smiled and said: "Xuemei Mofei is well-deserved! If he can get over the shadow of this defeat, I will look forward to it even more."
Hao Jian didn't put in much effort in the battle with Murphy.
Murphy's methods are eccentric, and he takes a deviant approach...
To put it bluntly, there is not enough mana, so it’s easy to count plum blossoms to get it together!
Today, he is far from reaching the top level of the original space-time late stage.
"Then again, today senior brother knows what junior brother's methods are, and the previous worries are nonsense." Zhuang Wangu said, taking out two jars, "Want one jar?"
Hao Jian smiled and said: "Okay!"
Tons tons tons tons tons...
After taking a big sip, Hao Jian just laughed and said, "Okay! This wine is strong enough!"
Zhuang Wangu sighed: "It's not good wine, it's just dirty wine. Back then, when my senior fellow apprentices and the demon kings gathered in Ji Lei Mountain, they often drank this bad wine. Now that most of them have faded out of the world, this is the only wine...
…You’re still with me.”
Hao Jian naturally knew about Zhuang Wangu's passionate experience, and he also sighed: "It's a pity that I came too late, and I couldn't witness the grand scene of the demons rebelling against the sky!"
Zhuang Wangu raised his head and took a sip, then wiped the wine stains on his mouth, with a look of reminiscence in his eyes, and said faintly: "It is indeed a once-in-a-lifetime event! A group of great saints are making a fuss in Yaochi, forcing them to
The Jade Emperor showed his true strength... It was also at that time that everyone knew that the Jade Emperor was also a sweetheart. Tens of thousands of years ago, the Jade Emperor challenged the Yuanshi Tianzun with the Heaven-Swallowing Level. Although he did not die, he was left with hidden wounds... Hehe
, Otherwise, with his original cultivation, would he be able to tolerate us, the heaven-shaking and heaven-suppressing demon kings, being so arrogant?"
The Jade Emperor in this world is not a waste, on the contrary, he is an emperor with great ideals and ambitions.
He has two sworn brothers.
The eldest brother was Cangjie who coined Chinese characters. His creation of Chinese characters aroused the anger of the saints. After the saints discussed it, Yuanshi Tianzun took action and killed Cangjie.
The reason is very simple. The saints at that time believed that people could follow it but not know it!
The second brother was the Ten Confused Heavenly Emperor. He continued to challenge the Yuanshi Heavenly Lord for the ambition of the three brothers and died early.
The reason why the Jade Emperor challenged Yuanshi Tianzun was rooted in this.
After enduring tens of thousands of years with a seriously injured body, and seeing the death of Lord Chong'en in front of his own eyes, the Jade Emperor finally couldn't help but take action.
With this move, his trump card was revealed, and Emperor Ziwei finally seized the opportunity and pressed forward step by step.
Later, the Jade Emperor was reborn with magic weapons that changed the heavens, reincarnated into the Western religion, took care of Taoists under his protection, and got time to practice.
Now, the Jade Emperor and the Nine Dragon Emperor are about to succeed and have left the world of gods and demons to go to other universes to accept the inheritance of his two sworn brothers...
When he comes back, he will still choose to challenge Yuanshi Tianzun without hesitation!
While the two were drinking, there was suddenly a sound of footsteps.
The distance traveled by each step was exactly the same, and the time was exactly the same. The steps were done meticulously, without any omissions.
As the visitor walked, he chanted: "The colorful clouds are flying under the Qiongxiao..."
When Hao Jian heard this, he couldn't help stroking his hands and saying: "What a poem! Let me continue the sentence for you: Watching the moon in front of the widow's bed at night!"
The sound of poetry reciting suddenly stopped, and the footsteps also stopped suddenly. They were obviously stopped by Hao Jian's sudden next sentence!
The two of them looked back and saw an elegant man holding a jade flute standing there with a look of astonishment on his face.
"It turns out to be Yun Fuyue, Brother Yun Dao!" Zhuang Wangu suppressed a smile and looked at Hao Jian.
Hao Jian's heart moved, "So this is Yun Fuyue who killed the nine disciples?"
There was a bit of coldness on Yun Fuyue's gentle face, "Brother Zhuang Dao, you are polite, but you, this vulgar guy... who are you?"
Hao Jian laughed and said, "What? Isn't it good enough for me to give you the right verses? Then I will give you a few more to taste. As the saying goes: The banker has a girl who has just grown up, and her strength is overwhelming and her power is unparalleled! Although the old woman's strength is weak,
Waves are shaking Yueyang City! Men should strengthen themselves and look at the mirror with yellow decals! When the young man returns from home, how can he tell whether I am male or female?"
Zhuang Wangu's expression was distorted on the spot!
Yun Fuyue was even more stunned. After a long while, she said sadly: "They are all good sentences, how could they be so wasted!"
Hao Jian opened his mouth and said: "If you don't know the true face of Lushan, I have the final say in my poetry! If you don't accept it, we will fight!"
Yun Fuyue said coldly: "Laugh up to the sky and go out..."
Hao Jianzhang said immediately, "No one knew it was Lychee!"
Yun Fuyue: "I sat up in shock while dying of illness..."
Hao Jian: "Soaring up to 90,000 miles!"
Yun Fuyue: "Hold your hand..."
Hao Jian: "I just knew that my son was ugly, and my face burst into tears. If I don't leave, I will leave!"
Yun Fuyue could no longer chant, and Zhuang Wangu could no longer listen.
Zhuang Wangu coughed twice, "Ahem, Brother Yun Dao is here...but for a decisive battle with Shura?"
Yun Fuyue hurriedly said: "That's right! Brother Zhuang Dao, this is the only rule of our Fudo Mirror Sect. There must be a decisive battle between master and apprentice! Only one of the master and the apprentice can survive!"
Zhuang Wangu ignored the resentful Hao Jian and said quickly: "Then why are you here if you don't go to the decisive battle?"
Yun Fuyue almost rushed to answer, "I was going to go, but the reputation of Shura is spread all over the world, and I, the master, are almost unknown to everyone! Therefore, I have to kill a few famous people first before this battle can happen.
Being more famous will also make the Fudo Mirror Sect famous all over the world!"
Hao Jian blurted out: "This is not easy. If you come and kill my senior brother Zhuang Wangu, you will definitely become famous all over the world!"
Zhuang Wangu let out a long sigh and said resignedly: "Junior brother!"
"Ah? What's wrong?"
"Having you is my eternal blessing!"
Yun Fuyue was also a little embarrassed. He was only at the Heaven Swallowing level, so how could he dare to find Zhuang Wangu, who was known as the top among all saints?
Fortunately, his intelligence was accurate enough, and the target prey finally appeared!
Yun Fuyue pounced directly on the figure flying not far away!
This was different from what he expected. Originally, he planned to make a gorgeous appearance, make some powerful declarations to Zhuang Wangu, and finally kill a few famous strong men...
But now, he doesn't dare to pretend anymore!
The person who came was none other than Naraku, the person in charge of the animal path under the Nether Cult!
As soon as Yun Fuyue takes action, it will be covered with absolute ice for thousands of miles, thousands of miles of ice, and thousands of miles of snow!
"No, his target is not Naraku, but the Quasi-Holy Fire Spirit Ancestor!"
A flash of surprise flashed in Zhuang Wangu's eyes, and he continued: "Although the fire spirit ancestor's magic power was greatly reduced due to the loss of the most precious fire spirit holy lotus, he is still a quasi-sage. Yun Fuyue actually challenged the quasi-sage with the sky-swallowing level.
Holy!”
Hao Jian looked at the two scenes of ice and fire in the distance, rubbed his chin and said: "So what? He doesn't even dare to challenge you, senior brother, bad review!"
Zhuang Wangu solemnly said: "Shura once said that Yun Fuyue was only defeated by Yu Ding in the original Heaven-Swallowing Level. As Yu Ding was promoted to Quasi-Sage and Heaven-Swallowing Level, Yun Fuyue has become invincible! And about this
If my prediction of this master-disciple decisive battle with the Fudo Mirror Sect is correct, those who survive will immediately step into the quasi-sage, and will definitely become the top strong among the quasi-sages! By then, even I dare not say that they can
Steady victory..."
"Hatake Fifty-Five Kai will probably shed tears when he hears this!" Hao Jian said with emotion.
They are also copying talents, look at Yun Fuyue and Shura...
Just as the two of them were talking, Yun Fuyue and Huo Ling Ancestor were already fighting together, and the methods he displayed were all quasi-holy level!
One can imagine how difficult it is to copy the quasi-sage ability with the strength of swallowing the sky!
Soon, the roar of the Fire Spirit Ancestor was heard.
"Damn it! If Yin hadn't hurt me, would you be worthy of fighting me?"
Hao Jian's heart moved, "Yin?"
Zhuang Wangu nodded and said: "The first of the four great demons in ancient times, this demon's name is even higher than that of Bole!"
Hao Jian was shocked when he heard this. He didn't remember just a "silver", but when he heard about the four ancient demons, Bole, he remembered it.
This mysterious silver is actually the ruthless figure who personally destroyed one of the four innate sects, the Western Sect—Dark Nebula!
You must know that although all the saints have left, each of the four innate sects has profound foundations, and there are top quasi-sages sitting in charge.
If you don't count Hao Jian, on the surface, the Human Sect is actually the weakest!
The Western Sect has a group of quasi-sages such as Maitreya, Medicine Master Tathagata, and Ran Deng, but their strength is only inferior to that of the Jie Sect...
But such a powerful Western Sect was destroyed by Dark Nebula...
This monster is not as powerful as Duobao and Yunxiao!
Only then did Yun Fuyue understand the reason why Ancestor Huo Ling was so helpless, "You are seriously injured, I shouldn't take advantage of others' danger to kill you! But now I want to quickly accumulate fame to build momentum for the battle between me and my disciples, so I
I can only kill you! In order to show my respect for you, I will send you on your way with the moves I created! Break the clouds and cover the moon!"
Fudo Mingjingmen's talent is copying other people's moves, and when he creates his own moves, it is definitely a terrifying move that combines the strengths of thousands of strong people.
Yun Fuyue didn't even show all of this move. He only showed the first half of the move - Yun Juhei, and slaughtered the seriously injured ancestor of Fire Spirit!
"It's not enough to kill the seriously injured quasi-sage..." While sighing, Yun Fuyue looked at the surrounding void again, "Naruo, Taoist Mosquito, everyone is at the sky-devouring level, I can't defeat two of them with one enemy.
The big one is bullying the small ones, come out and kill me!"
Needless to say, Naraku's heels are also extraordinary!
As early as the first Battle of the Gods, the formation of the Ten Thousand Immortals of the Jie Sect was broken, and the Western Sect ferried away 3,000 human beings.
Among them was the Holy Mother Guiling, a direct disciple of Lord Tongtian who was kidnapped by Taoist priests.
As a result, the Holy Mother Turtle Spirit was directly eaten by a mosquito. Even if the mosquito was not enough, she also swallowed three grades of the twelve-grade golden lotus that was used to guide the Taoist, and then ran away.
When Emperor Ziwei rose, Taoist Mosquito appeared again and became Emperor Ziwei's most important secret arm.
Later, the flourishing Emperor Ziwei fell into the scheme of the Jade Emperor who had reincarnated into the Western Sect. When he killed the Emperor, he also killed the most useless of the twelve golden immortals of the Chan Sect, Huang Long Zhenren.
Master Ding came out of the mountain...
Although Huang Long is useless, he is Yu Ding's only friend in his life!
The jade tripod came out of the mountain, Ziwei was defeated, and there was no suspense about the defeat...
In this game, Ziwei VS Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor won completely!
And this emperor, who was astonishingly talented and beautiful, was indeed worthy of being a hero for a lifetime, and he actually let the Mosquito Taoist swallow him up, leaving no way out for him to be reincarnated.
As a result, Taoist Mosquito suddenly became a sky-swallowing master!
And now, Yun Fuyue wants to fight one against two and sacrifice the lives of the three powerful men, Huoling Ancestor, Naruo, and Mosquito Taoist, to achieve his fame, and make his battle with Shura completely famous in the world of gods and demons!
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